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2013-09-04 08:23:56 PM  
So what else is new?
 
2013-09-04 09:18:15 PM  
With each other, and I get to watch.
 
2013-09-04 09:18:19 PM  
Sucks to be you, I've pleasured all of the ones who didn't flee at the sight of me naked
 
2013-09-04 09:18:27 PM  
But not as happy as chocolate, ice cream, shopping.....
 
2013-09-04 09:20:06 PM  
"A massive 60 per cent of those polled make love twice a month or less..."

Gee, why?
 

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-04 09:20:37 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Sucks to be you, I've pleasured all of the ones who didn't flee at the sight of me naked


By any chance do you work in a mortuary?
 
2013-09-04 09:20:48 PM  
Somehow, I don't think the problem lies with the men here.
 
2013-09-04 09:21:51 PM  

phlegmmo: Smeggy Smurf: Sucks to be you, I've pleasured all of the ones who didn't flee at the sight of me naked

By any chance do you work in a mortuary?


Some days it feels like it.
 
2013-09-04 09:23:58 PM  
According to a new survey into the nation's happiness levels, carried out by Top Santé magazine, almost 20 per cent NEVER have sex.
Another 10 per cent are making love less than three times a year and a massive 60 per cent get down to it twice a month or less.


Do they mean that of the 60% that have sex 2x a month or less, 20% never have sex and 10% are 3 times a year?  Or do they mean that only 10% of women have sex more than twice a month?
 
2013-09-04 09:24:38 PM  
i17.photobucket.com

next up, water is wet by Ric R, film @ 11

/borrowing primate1's image - thanks p1
 
2013-09-04 09:24:51 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Sucks to be you, I've pleasured all of the ones who didn't flee at the sight of me naked


I've pleasured all of the ones that didn't flee quickly enough....
 
2013-09-04 09:25:36 PM  

Those feet look like they belong to two dudes.


i.dailymail.co.uk

 
2013-09-04 09:26:17 PM  

SnakeLee: According to a new survey into the nation's happiness levels, carried out by Top Santé magazine, almost 20 per cent NEVER have sex.
Another 10 per cent are making love less than three times a year and a massive 60 per cent get down to it twice a month or less.

Do they mean that of the 60% that have sex 2x a month or less, 20% never have sex and 10% are 3 times a year?  Or do they mean that only 10% of women have sex more than twice a month?


Yes
 
2013-09-04 09:27:07 PM  
It's my duty to please the booty.
 
2013-09-04 09:28:41 PM  

skinink: Those feet look like they belong to two dudes.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x382]


At the very least, the guy's feet should be on the inside if he's on bottom like that.
 
2013-09-04 09:28:46 PM  
No surprise. Just as many men have a low sex drive as women do. Stress is a major mood killer.
 
2013-09-04 09:29:10 PM  

Arthur Two Sheds Jackson: Smeggy Smurf: Sucks to be you, I've pleasured all of the ones who didn't flee at the sight of me naked

I've pleasured all of the ones that didn't flee quickly enough....


You own a rapevan too?
 
2013-09-04 09:31:11 PM  
I don't care. She can fake it well.
 
2013-09-04 09:32:29 PM  
it's hard to be in the mood when the typical women today is sorta fat and ugly.
 
2013-09-04 09:32:55 PM  
Well, she's not happy, so not with anyone else then, either.
 
2013-09-04 09:33:07 PM  
A decent substitute for when no good men are available:
i.walmartimages.com
 
2013-09-04 09:35:14 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: it's hard to be in the mood when the typical women today is sorta fat and ugly.


You find a tall thin one that tolerates you and you hold on tight!
 
2013-09-04 09:35:36 PM  

skinink: Those feet look like they belong to two dudes.


"She had man-feet".
 
2013-09-04 09:37:25 PM  

SnakeLee: skinink: Those feet look like they belong to two dudes.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x382]

At the very least, the guy's feet should be on the inside if he's on bottom like that.


Thought of that myself. I can't imagine what's going on with a foot configuration like that but I don't think it's sex.
 
2013-09-04 09:40:20 PM  

bulldg4life: SuperNinjaToad: it's hard to be in the mood when the typical women today is sorta fat and ugly.

You find a tall thin one that tolerates you and you hold on tight!


I wish my dad had given me that advise.

/seriously
 
2013-09-04 09:40:54 PM  
I thought I had a normal drive until I met my girlfriend. She wants it all the time and I'll be damned if I'm tired or not feeling well. It's the only way she will fall asleep and she's not a quick gal either. We will start messing around at 11pm and shiat better not wind down until 1am or I'll get the ole "wienerbutt, I am disappoint" face.
 
2013-09-04 09:40:57 PM  
advice even
 
2013-09-04 09:42:10 PM  
With a population that's near the threshold of being unsustainable, 20% is about right for a growth adjustment that doesn't wipe our species out...
 
2013-09-04 09:43:37 PM  

fusillade762: SnakeLee: skinink: Those feet look like they belong to two dudes.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x382]

At the very least, the guy's feet should be on the inside if he's on bottom like that.

Thought of that myself. I can't imagine what's going on with a foot configuration like that but I don't think it's sex.


It's called outercourse, and unless she's dripping-wet you might want to add some lube to the experiment.

KawaiiNot: No surprise. Just as many men have a low sex drive as women do. Stress is a major mood killer.


I wonder if partner boredom makes men and women jaded about sex. I guess the thought of being bored with the person you're committed to is stressful.
 
2013-09-04 09:43:53 PM  

WienerButt: I thought I had a normal drive until I met my girlfriend. She wants it all the time and I'll be damned if I'm tired or not feeling well. It's the only way she will fall asleep and she's not a quick gal either. We will start messing around at 11pm and shiat better not wind down until 1am or I'll get the ole "wienerbutt, I am disappoint" face.


Nice! Does she have big jugs?
 
2013-09-04 09:45:21 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: WienerButt: I thought I had a normal drive until I met my girlfriend. She wants it all the time and I'll be damned if I'm tired or not feeling well. It's the only way she will fall asleep and she's not a quick gal either. We will start messing around at 11pm and shiat better not wind down until 1am or I'll get the ole "wienerbutt, I am disappoint" face.

Nice! Does she have big jugs?


They're very big, actually. She kinda looks like Sofia Vergara which is ironic since I'm Colombian and she's American, yet I'm not usually attracted to Latin women.
 
2013-09-04 09:46:07 PM  
My lifetime supply of Prozac says fark you, this study, The Daily Mail, that dumb picture, misleading headlines, and people who are obsessed with sex, like it farking matters. Fark.

I'm just fine.
 
2013-09-04 09:46:56 PM  

WienerButt: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: WienerButt: I thought I had a normal drive until I met my girlfriend. She wants it all the time and I'll be damned if I'm tired or not feeling well. It's the only way she will fall asleep and she's not a quick gal either. We will start messing around at 11pm and shiat better not wind down until 1am or I'll get the ole "wienerbutt, I am disappoint" face.

Nice! Does she have big jugs?

They're very big, actually. She kinda looks like Sofia Vergara which is ironic since I'm Colombian and she's American, yet I'm not usually attracted to Latin women.


Yeah buddy!
 
2013-09-04 09:47:51 PM  

cryinoutloud: My lifetime supply of Prozac says fark you, this study, The Daily Mail, that dumb picture, misleading headlines, and people who are obsessed with sex, like it farking matters. Fark.

I'm just fine.


The occasional warm rubbing with someone considerate is good for ya.
 
2013-09-04 09:48:12 PM  
I want an American Sofia Vergara...
 
2013-09-04 09:49:30 PM  

KawaiiNot: Just as many men have a low sex drive as women do.


Citation needed. I'm pretty sure society would collapse if that were the case.
 
2013-09-04 09:49:42 PM  

jaytkay: "A massive 60 per cent of those polled make love twice a month or less..."

Gee, why?
 


Oh god! My eyes!!
 
2013-09-04 09:52:38 PM  
Hmm, causation/correlation much?  Folks who are having tons of sex are probably in happy relationships.  Folks who manage twice a year, probably not so much.  I bet they'd get the same result if they asked how many dates they've been on with their partner lately, or how often they've been able to dump the kids off with grandma for a weekend without them.  (With or without sexy time)
 
2013-09-04 09:54:42 PM  

Big news... Sex makes you feel better.


What a shocker.


Also, to prevent prostate cancer, men should have an orgasm at least 21 times a month.

Again, shocker.
 
2013-09-04 09:56:33 PM  

UsikFark: fusillade762: SnakeLee: skinink: Those feet look like they belong to two dudes.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x382]

At the very least, the guy's feet should be on the inside if he's on bottom like that.

Thought of that myself. I can't imagine what's going on with a foot configuration like that but I don't think it's sex.

It's called outercourse, and unless she's dripping-wet you might want to add some lube to the experiment.

KawaiiNot: No surprise. Just as many men have a low sex drive as women do. Stress is a major mood killer.

I wonder if partner boredom makes men and women jaded about sex. I guess the thought of being bored with the person you're committed to is stressful.


Outercourse... he he.

Until you try reverse cow-girl outercourse you're just a wannabee.
 
2013-09-04 09:56:33 PM  
I tend to disappoint rather quickly.
 
2013-09-04 09:58:09 PM  

Arthur Two Sheds Jackson: Smeggy Smurf: Sucks to be you, I've pleasured all of the ones who didn't flee at the sight of me naked

I've pleasured all of the ones that didn't flee quickly enough....


Why don't you have a seat right over there?
 
2013-09-04 10:01:24 PM  

Atomic Spunk: A decent substitute for when no good men are available:
[i.walmartimages.com image 500x500]


Define "good"...
 
2013-09-04 10:02:41 PM  

desertfool: Big news... Sex makes you feel better.
What a shocker.
Also, to prevent prostate cancer, men should have an orgasm at least 21 times a month.Again, shocker.


i133.photobucket.com

Well, that's ONE way to go about it, I guess...
 
2013-09-04 10:05:16 PM  

jaytkay: "A massive 60 per cent of those polled make love twice a month or less..."

Gee, why?

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So funny to see that pic...I was at that birthday party. The blonde woman, that was her house.

I'm not in the picture, though.

For the record, they're all very nice women, most are fetish models, and none of them lacked for satisfying sex. Which was obvious as they all had affectionate husbands.

None of you will believe me if I told you about the hot husbands most of those women had. So I won't. Yowza.
 
2013-09-04 10:05:26 PM  

Kuroshin: desertfool: Big news... Sex makes you feel better.
What a shocker.
Also, to prevent prostate cancer, men should have an orgasm at least 21 times a month.Again, shocker.

[i133.photobucket.com image 304x320]

Well, that's ONE way to go about it, I guess...


i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-04 10:05:41 PM  

WienerButt: I thought I had a normal drive until I met my girlfriend. She wants it all the time and I'll be damned if I'm tired or not feeling well. It's the only way she will fall asleep and she's not a quick gal either. We will start messing around at 11pm and shiat better not wind down until 1am or I'll get the ole "wienerbutt, I am disappoint" face.


Is she in her early 30s?  It's been tough keeping up with my wife the last few years but I'm prepared to die for the cause if that's what it takes!  Just wish she would have been like this in her 20s as well but I won't complain now.
 
2013-09-04 10:07:53 PM  
"Sex makes women happy"

Hey, I could....


"just not with you "

Awww, maaaan. *puts hands in pockets, kicks pebble*
 
2013-09-04 10:10:52 PM  

UsikFark: fusillade762: SnakeLee: skinink: Those feet look like they belong to two dudes.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x382]

At the very least, the guy's feet should be on the inside if he's on bottom like that.

Thought of that myself. I can't imagine what's going on with a foot configuration like that but I don't think it's sex.

It's called outercourse, and unless she's dripping-wet you might want to add some lube to the experiment.


Whenever I've had sex with the woman on top her legs have always been outside mine. That position doesn't look comfortable or practical, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
 
2013-09-04 10:14:07 PM  
I think (and this may all be mansplaining) there can be some disconnect between "this feels good and makes me happy" and "I want this".  Or, that's how my wife explained the lowered libido effect of hormonal birth control (on her) and I've heard from other women on antidepressants.  It's not that sex isn't good once she's doing it. It's not that she wasn't happier after than before.  But, she still didn't  want it in any sense of the term. And if I wasn't griping about it, she wouldn't want to want.

Going off her implant, we went from a monthly maybe to an every-other-week but sorta-actually-want.  That's... going in the right direction at least.
 
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