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(People Magazine)   Of all the actresses on U.S. television, Sophia Vergara has the biggest, nicest, most desirable... paycheck   (people.com) divider line 25
    More: Interesting, Sofia Vergara, U.S., U.S. television, Kaley Cuoco, paychecks, Pepsico, Melissa McCarthy, Amy Poehler  
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2013-09-04 10:52:48 PM
And huge, tracts of land
 
2013-09-04 11:06:25 PM
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/TTIUWOP
 
2013-09-04 11:07:04 PM
I wonder what her rack of lamb tastes like.
 
2013-09-04 11:25:22 PM
"I am dee winner uv Valentines day!"
 
2013-09-04 11:57:03 PM
She also has huge boobs. You should check them out.
 
2013-09-05 12:04:38 AM

Shazam999: I wonder what her rack of lamb tastes like.


I'd slather her in mint jelly, if ya know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2013-09-05 12:05:24 AM
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2013-09-05 12:07:35 AM
$30 million? Pfft.

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Scoff at your paltry paycheck.
 
2013-09-05 12:08:45 AM

BafflerMeal: [cdn2.screenjunkies.com image 468x335]

[cdn.uproxx.com image 650x393]


I believe the right sound is: AHHHHpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbp.

Come up for breathe as needed.
 
2013-09-05 12:32:41 AM

PizzaJedi81: BafflerMeal: [cdn2.screenjunkies.com image 468x335]

[cdn.uproxx.com image 650x393]

I believe the right sound is: AHHHHpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbp.

Come up for breathe as needed.


Why would I bother coming up for air?  If my face is planted in her spectacular bosom, just let me die.  I have reached the zenith of my life.  Plus, I would have the most awesome obituary imaginable.
 
2013-09-05 12:34:29 AM

OgreMagi: I have reached the zenith of my life.


I'd like to reach my zenith in her nadir, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-09-05 12:53:05 AM

PizzaJedi81: OgreMagi: I have reached the zenith of my life.

I'd like to reach my zenith in her nadir, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


Negative. It just impacted on the surface.
 
2013-09-05 12:54:46 AM
Keep Vergara.  Julie Bowen is mine.
 
2013-09-05 01:04:48 AM
it's Sofia, not Sophia, dumbass
 
2013-09-05 01:09:13 AM

Ed Grubermann: Negative. It just impacted on the surface.


And that's bad how?
 
2013-09-05 08:04:34 AM
say tits...
say tits...
say tits...

"...paycheck"

DAMMIT!
 
2013-09-05 08:25:40 AM

OgreMagi: PizzaJedi81: BafflerMeal: [cdn2.screenjunkies.com image 468x335]

[cdn.uproxx.com image 650x393]

I believe the right sound is: AHHHHpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbp.

Come up for breathe as needed.

Why would I bother coming up for air?  If my face is planted in her spectacular bosom, just let me die.  I have reached the zenith of my life.  Plus, I would have the most awesome obituary imaginable.


This guy is correct
 
2013-09-05 08:32:52 AM

SmackLT: say tits...
say tits...
say tits...

www.lyricsfreak.com

DAMMIT!

 
2013-09-05 09:56:21 AM
I like a girl with large tracts of land.
 
2013-09-05 10:06:54 AM
Don't care.  Julie Bowen is 100x hotter.
 
2013-09-05 10:36:47 AM

George_Spelvin: Don't care.  Julie Bowen is 100x hotter.


This is epic cleavage.  Your argument is invalid.

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2013-09-05 11:43:03 AM

OtherLittleGuy: SmackLT: say tits...
say tits...
say tits...

[www.lyricsfreak.com image 200x257]

DAMMIT!


I'd let her "take this job and shove it" if you know what I mean...


/i feel dirty after that
 
2013-09-05 12:48:13 PM
Paging theflatline, to get in here and start posting pics of his wife and her friends that blow Sophia Vergara away. (NOT)
 
2013-09-05 02:25:50 PM

majestic: Paging theflatline, to get in here and start posting pics of his wife and her friends that blow...

www.roflcat.com

 
2013-09-05 07:55:06 PM

69gnarkill69: George_Spelvin: Don't care.  Julie Bowen is 100x hotter.

This is epic cleavage.  Your argument is invalid.

[media.indiatimes.in image 800x601]


Epically epic cleavage of epicness, I think you mean.
 
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