Mentat: Can you? Can you wipe out that many crumbs? Drakov's daughter's birthday party, the cookie factory, the bakery fire?... Elmo told me everything. Your chest is covered, it's CRUSTED with crumbs, and you think saving a monster no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer... PATHETIC! You eat and devour in the service of eaters and devourers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the calories. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away!... I won't touch Elmo. Not until I make him force you to eat vegetables! Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear! And then he'll wake just long enough to see his good work, and when he screams, I'll feed him tofu! This is MY bargain, you mewling quim!
AverageAmericanGuy: They change the guy doing Cookie's voice?
Son of Thunder: Love it. I am SO showing this to my students the next time we talk about Walter Mischel.
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