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(Daily Mail)   Special needs child throws a fit at a Pizza Joint so a customer goes over and slaps him on the face. Just kidding, he pays for meal and throws in a awesome note to boot   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 29
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2013-09-04 11:23:22 PM
10 votes:
I was in the market this weekend getting some potato salad from the deli when a friend of mine snuck behind me and made a loud whooping noise to scare me. It's something I do often enough that I knew it was him and whooped back twice as loud as I turned around. Except when I turned around there was a chubby retarded boy who apparently had made the original noise, his mom, and what looked like his grandmom staring at me. I felt kinda bad.
2013-09-04 08:36:49 PM
9 votes:
FTFA: "England explained that Riley, who has had three major brain surgeries for epilepsy, gets 'rowdy' out of frustration when he can't communicate."

What's his Fark handle?
2013-09-04 11:14:44 PM
7 votes:
Your defective kid does not have the right to disrupt a group of people just because your junk sperm and broken eggs can't divide correctly.
2013-09-04 11:11:25 PM
6 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: "God only gives special children to special people."

"Special" being another word for mentally deficient.


He should have added "bless your heart" for a flawless southern snark victory.
2013-09-04 06:02:01 PM
6 votes:
"God only gives special children to special people."

"Special" being another word for mentally deficient.
2013-09-04 11:29:09 PM
3 votes:

HisBoyLeroy: I was in the market this weekend getting some potato salad from the deli when a friend of mine snuck behind me and made a loud whooping noise to scare me. It's something I do often enough that I knew it was him and whooped back twice as loud as I turned around. Except when I turned around there was a chubby retarded boy who apparently had made the original noise, his mom, and what looked like his grandmom staring at me. I felt kinda bad.


You made him lose count you dick.
2013-09-04 05:02:44 PM
3 votes:
What mom doesn't know is that this "kind stranger" was really just being PC.
2013-09-05 12:42:26 AM
2 votes:
Wrong, subby. The "Cool" tag would have applied if the customer had smashed the little tard's teeth in with a hammer that he carries just for such occasions, then forced the subnorm to suck his mother's cock with his toothless maw.
2013-09-04 11:15:37 PM
2 votes:

Mitch Taylor's Bro: FTFA: "England explained that Riley, who has had three major brain surgeries for epilepsy, gets 'rowdy' out of frustration when he can't communicate."

What's his Fark handle?


Go to the politics tab and pick a few, you can't miss. ;-)
2013-09-04 11:09:57 PM
2 votes:
Fat people in North Carolina...no way.
2013-09-04 05:13:27 PM
2 votes:
I'd be more inclined to throw in an awesome boot to note
2013-09-06 02:45:42 AM
1 votes:

Cyclometh: insertsnarkyusername: I don't see why I should care about their needs when you are interrupting my meal.

I wish I could be there the day when you need someone's compassion and they say "I don't see why I should care".


At the very least it's not going to be because I ruined your dinner.
2013-09-05 12:31:43 PM
1 votes:

RockofAges: C) If anyone ever talked shiat in front of me about a mentally handicapped child (without joking, you know the tone and attitude I'm talking about), in particular, asking them to leave a public restaurant -- I would publicly confront them with the willingness to physically correct them.


Oooo, what're you gonna do tough guy, suck my dick?

It's pretty sad that you're so "special" that you need to settle a dispute by getting a physical. Of course, pencil necks of your caliber are always so muscular on the internet.
2013-09-05 12:13:22 PM
1 votes:
Great. Just what we need. More parents who think they're UbberParents just because they plopped a yowling sh*tmonster from between their legs, and want to inflict their hideous stinkgoblin at as many people in public as possible.
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2013-09-05 06:22:20 AM
1 votes:

aesirx: AverageAmericanGuy: When kids get rowdy, you take them outside.  It's fine to be autistic, but if you can't behave, then you can't be with others in a public place. This kid isn't learning that.

As for the rest of us, we should show compassion like this mystery man.

generally, I would agree with you. however, did you read the part where the kid has had 3 brain surgeries so far?

any kid who has had 3 brain surgeries can do whatever the fark he wants


Well, that's the hope, isn't it?
2013-09-05 02:25:38 AM
1 votes:

StoPPeRmobile: Gecko Gingrich: What mom doesn't know is that this "kind stranger" was really just being PC.

I'd rather PC than bullying.

fark you bullys. Every, one, of, you. Right in the hole you don't want lovin.


You.
Are.
Correct.

It's about spreading love and joy, you jerks. Count your blessings and ease someone else's life a little bit every day, you dipsticks. It's why we're here, you heathen bastards. Well, that and beer. But you get my point.
2013-09-05 12:49:26 AM
1 votes:
Eugenics and Fark.....like peas and carrots.

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2013-09-05 12:36:12 AM
1 votes:

Krieghund: But literally the only way to teach these kids proper behavior is to explain what is expected of them, to put them in that situation, then to reinforce good behavior and not reinforce bad behavior.


Most pizza places DELIVER. Work that shiat out at home. Why should I have MY meal ruined just because you can't train your monkey?
2013-09-05 12:06:31 AM
1 votes:

HisBoyLeroy: I was in the market this weekend getting some potato salad from the deli when a friend of mine snuck behind me and made a loud whooping noise to scare me. It's something I do often enough that I knew it was him and whooped back twice as loud as I turned around. Except when I turned around there was a chubby retarded boy who apparently had made the original noise, his mom, and what looked like his grandmom staring at me. I felt kinda bad.


Why? There's nothing wrong with whooping it up with chubby, retarded deli customers. This is still America by God!
2013-09-04 11:51:50 PM
1 votes:

Mitch Taylor's Bro: FTFA: "England explained that Riley, who has had three major brain surgeries for epilepsy, gets 'rowdy' out of frustration when he can't communicate."

What's his Fark handle?


The child is broken. Throw it out, make a new one.
2013-09-04 11:44:21 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-09-04 11:37:00 PM
1 votes:
Bet that same person shows up at townhall meetings and screams bloody murder about "Obammycare".
2013-09-04 11:36:29 PM
1 votes:

zzrhardy: Benevolent Misanthrope: "God only gives special children to special people."

"Special" being another word for mentally deficient.

Yes, I also enjoyed the double meaning in that note.


I was thinking "God is punishing you for something you did".
2013-09-04 11:30:47 PM
1 votes:
Came here to break up what I thought was going to be a happy joy-fest with a joke about people being "special." That was wrecked pretty early on, then there was a junk sperm and broken egg comment, and I just can't even compete.

So I'm going to turn it around 180 and say I think it's great there are some incredible people still out there doing great things. Makes me happy.

/Would've love to have gotten in on the "special people" joke first, though
2013-09-04 11:15:23 PM
1 votes:
That might be the best article the Daily Mail has ever published.

Not saying a whole lot there, though.
2013-09-04 11:10:32 PM
1 votes:
Who ordered the potatos?
2013-09-04 11:08:07 PM
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: "God only gives special children to special people."

"Special" being another word for mentally deficient.


Yes, I also enjoyed the double meaning in that note.
2013-09-04 11:04:10 PM
1 votes:
A lovely gesture.  He pays the bill, makes some platitude about god and 'special' children and LEAVES.

Because he can.
2013-09-04 06:01:48 PM
1 votes:
China Grove, wo, oh, oh,
 
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