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(Daily Mail)   Special needs child throws a fit at a Pizza Joint so a customer goes over and slaps him on the face. Just kidding, he pays for meal and throws in a awesome note to boot   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 161
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2013-09-05 12:31:44 AM
Bonobo62:
Subtlety is lost.
 
2013-09-05 12:32:48 AM

ArmednHammered: Mitch Taylor's Bro: FTFA: "England explained that Riley, who has had three major brain surgeries for epilepsy, gets 'rowdy' out of frustration when he can't communicate."

What's his Fark handle?

Go to the politics tab and pick a few, you can't miss. ;-)


I'm sure I've farkied a few :-)
 
2013-09-05 12:33:15 AM

Krieghund: AverageAmericanGuy: When kids get rowdy, you take them outside.  It's fine to be autistic, but if you can't behave, then you can't be with others in a public place. This kid isn't learning that.
As for the rest of us, we should show compassion like this mystery man.

When normal kids get rowdy, yes, take them outside. That's exactly what you should do.
Often when autistic kids throw a fit that's what you should do.

But when certain autistic kids throw a fit giving them any kind of reaction only encourages them.

I completely understand that sometimes this can annoy other people. I don't like having to hear the kid in the next booth having a tantrum either.
But literally the only way to teach these kids proper behavior is to explain what is expected of them, to put them in that situation, then to reinforce good behavior and not reinforce bad behavior.

And punishing some of these kids actually reinforces the behavior. Sometimes the best reaction is to just not react.

Remember, these aren't normal kids and the normal methods just don't work for them.


I don't see why I should care about their needs when you are interrupting my meal.
 
2013-09-05 12:35:08 AM

Oak: The ways of an Oriental view.


1 second ... shakes tiny fist ...
 
2013-09-05 12:36:12 AM

Krieghund: But literally the only way to teach these kids proper behavior is to explain what is expected of them, to put them in that situation, then to reinforce good behavior and not reinforce bad behavior.


Most pizza places DELIVER. Work that shiat out at home. Why should I have MY meal ruined just because you can't train your monkey?
 
2013-09-05 12:41:53 AM
While very nice I can this guy doing it. And cooking some body part and thinking "While not something I normally do I find the meat of those with severe brain abnormalities to often have a taste similar to that of veal, that velvety, milky goodness of animal that is not quite right in nature, an anomaly that will never develop normally.  As the french say when I get the "envie" for this particular dish I feel that by taking this type of life I am really saving that of the parents. And even mercy killings, such as roadkill, should never go to waste."

jstyleloungedotcom.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-05 12:42:26 AM
Wrong, subby. The "Cool" tag would have applied if the customer had smashed the little tard's teeth in with a hammer that he carries just for such occasions, then forced the subnorm to suck his mother's cock with his toothless maw.
 
2013-09-05 12:45:14 AM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: FTFA: "England explained that Riley, who has had three major brain surgeries for epilepsy, gets 'rowdy' out of frustration when he can't communicate."

What's his Fark handle?


That we don't know, but we do know he's a totalfarker
 
2013-09-05 12:45:30 AM

insertsnarkyusername: I don't see why I should care about their needs when you are interrupting my meal.


I wish I could be there the day when you need someone's compassion and they say "I don't see why I should care".
 
2013-09-05 12:46:36 AM

CaptainFatass: Wrong, subby. The "Cool" tag would have applied if the customer had smashed the little tard's teeth in with a hammer that he carries just for such occasions, then forced the subnorm to suck his mother's cock with his toothless maw.


I think I can safely say that you have chosen poorly.
 
2013-09-05 12:49:26 AM
Eugenics and Fark.....like peas and carrots.

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2013-09-05 12:50:40 AM

CaptainFatass: Wrong, subby. The "Cool" tag would have applied if the customer had smashed the little tard's teeth in with a hammer that he carries just for such occasions, then forced the subnorm to suck his mother's cock with his toothless maw.


The Aristocrats!
 
2013-09-05 12:58:55 AM
I like pizza Steve
 
2013-09-05 01:04:21 AM
Damn, it's usually the other way round.
 
2013-09-05 01:07:39 AM

whatshisname: Very nice gesture, but God must have strange sense of humour.


At least it better than the old biblical approach of bashing in the skull against rocks of the mentally deficient.

Then again China Grove, so they are lucky they didn't die of food poisoning like the last time and they can't call the cops because they all get arrested.
 
2013-09-05 01:08:51 AM
Waiting for the follow up where we find out that this was all a plot to take advantage of the poor little retard or his mother and he gets lynched for being a pervert.
 
2013-09-05 01:09:17 AM
Special needs child throws a fit at a Pizza Joint so a customer goes over and slaps him on the face. Just kidding, he pays for meal and throws in a awesome note to boot

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2013-09-05 01:13:17 AM

HisBoyLeroy: I was in the market this weekend getting some potato salad from the deli when a friend of mine snuck behind me and made a loud whooping noise to scare me. It's something I do often enough that I knew it was him and whooped back twice as loud as I turned around. Except when I turned around there was a chubby retarded boy who apparently had made the original noise, his mom, and what looked like his grandmom staring at me. I felt kinda bad.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7quqRS8ijGI

You had a chance to do a duet and show her the song of your(adopted) people
 
2013-09-05 01:15:53 AM

zenferret: Krieghund: But literally the only way to teach these kids proper behavior is to explain what is expected of them, to put them in that situation, then to reinforce good behavior and not reinforce bad behavior.

Most pizza places DELIVER. Work that shiat out at home. Why should I have MY meal ruined just because you can't train your monkey?


Even special kids know that pizza is soooooooo much better fresh from the oven.
 
2013-09-05 01:19:25 AM
that little brat shoulda been swallowed. Seriously. talk about messing up our gene pool/work force.
 
2013-09-05 01:43:28 AM

BigOle8point: Even special kids know that pizza is soooooooo much better fresh from the oven.


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2013-09-05 01:46:14 AM

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: This gives me a great idea.  Haven't been out to eat at a restaurant since the wife got put in a wheelchair last year, so maybe go to one, smack her in the head with a bat before we go in, and as she drools and babbles the entire time, I can score a kick ass meal.

/I'm a horrible person.
//Wouldn't hit her with a bat.
///But would use a whiffle ball bat.  Really hard.


You gotta say "I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat" afterward though.

Bad joke, but I am sorry for your wife. Hope it isn't anything too permanent.
 
2013-09-05 01:47:03 AM

GoldSpider: How kind of this anonymous stranger to take time out of his day to remind this poor mother that she is effectively shackled to her disabled kid, and that he has the luxury of not only affording the cost of an extra few meals, but that he can extract himself from her challenging situation at will.  Way to rub her nose in her situation like the dogshiat he evidently sees the kid as.


Well, I think I made a similar point, much earlier, and with less douchebaggery.

But if my experience in experiencing your opinion on any issues is to believed, then the master level of douche you expressed was no coincidence.

So go on douching, douche. You're quite good at it.
 
2013-09-05 01:49:47 AM
For fark's sake. A pizza place is exactly where you take a kid with behavioral issues to try and teach them appropriate behaviors in public.  When I go to a pizza joint I expect a noisy environment.  If any of you Farkers are going to pizza joints expecting to not hear kids screaming, you are most likely every bit as mentally retarded as the people you hate.

Honestly, I wonder if some of the commentators in this thread have ever actually left their houses  It's not like this kid ruined your meal at a five star restaurant.  It's a farking pizza place.
 
2013-09-05 01:58:04 AM

sethen320: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: This gives me a great idea.  Haven't been out to eat at a restaurant since the wife got put in a wheelchair last year, so maybe go to one, smack her in the head with a bat before we go in, and as she drools and babbles the entire time, I can score a kick ass meal.

/I'm a horrible person.
//Wouldn't hit her with a bat.
///But would use a whiffle ball bat.  Really hard.

You gotta say "I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat" afterward though.

Bad joke, but I am sorry for your wife. Hope it isn't anything too permanent.


Yep, permanent.  They had to sever her spine after too many surgeries and complications from spina biffida and a lamenectomy that went downhill fast.  But we're all good.  She handles it better than I do, but the whole family is doing well with it.  Now I get to park closer to grocery stores and whatnot with our super handicap license plate!!!  So in the end, it was win/win!
 
2013-09-05 01:58:09 AM

Maybe you should drive: For fark's sake. A pizza place is exactly where you take a kid with behavioral issues to try and teach them appropriate behaviors in public.  When I go to a pizza joint I expect a noisy environment.  If any of you Farkers are going to pizza joints expecting to not hear kids screaming, you are most likely every bit as mentally retarded as the people you hate.

Honestly, I wonder if some of the commentators in this thread have ever actually left their houses  It's not like this kid ruined your meal at a five star restaurant.  It's a farking pizza place.


You sound like a screaming kid.
 
2013-09-05 02:01:30 AM

zenferret: Krieghund: But literally the only way to teach these kids proper behavior is to explain what is expected of them, to put them in that situation, then to reinforce good behavior and not reinforce bad behavior.

Most pizza places DELIVER. Work that shiat out at home. Why should I have MY meal ruined just because you can't train your monkey?


Did you see the picture of that place?  Rural pizza places don't deliver because there's no way to get the food there in any reasonable amount of time.  You're frequently dealing with a delivery area of over 30-40 square miles just to get enough customers for it to make sense, but then you can't afford a fleet of drivers to get it there in time.
 
2013-09-05 02:02:18 AM

Maybe you should drive: For fark's sake. A pizza place is exactly where you take a kid with behavioral issues to try and teach them appropriate behaviors in public.  When I go to a pizza joint I expect a noisy environment.  If any of you Farkers are going to pizza joints expecting to not hear kids screaming, you are most likely every bit as mentally retarded as the people you hate.

Honestly, I wonder if some of the commentators in this thread have ever actually left their houses  It's not like this kid ruined your meal at a five star restaurant.  It's a farking pizza place.


I used to think you had to be about 25yo and and have lived on your own for a few years before you could call yourself a "grownup". Now I'm thinking that's closer to 35yo.
 
2013-09-05 02:06:32 AM

zenferret: You sound like a screaming kid.


And you sound like a person who expects to go to a place called the Stag 'n Doe Pizza House expecting a sommelier.
 
2013-09-05 02:07:30 AM

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: sethen320: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: This gives me a great idea.  Haven't been out to eat at a restaurant since the wife got put in a wheelchair last year, so maybe go to one, smack her in the head with a bat before we go in, and as she drools and babbles the entire time, I can score a kick ass meal.

/I'm a horrible person.
//Wouldn't hit her with a bat.
///But would use a whiffle ball bat.  Really hard.

You gotta say "I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat" afterward though.

Bad joke, but I am sorry for your wife. Hope it isn't anything too permanent.

Yep, permanent.  They had to sever her spine after too many surgeries and complications from spina biffida and a lamenectomy that went downhill fast.  But we're all good.  She handles it better than I do, but the whole family is doing well with it.  Now I get to park closer to grocery stores and whatnot with our super handicap license plate!!!  So in the end, it was win/win!


Does her lady parts still function
 
2013-09-05 02:13:16 AM
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2013-09-05 02:13:52 AM

sabinelr: Reminds me of our jet flight from Phila to Seattle, our little baby girl was crying a lot, and there was this mean looking big beard guy looking at us, and he came over and said something like "what a darling little girl" and smiled broadly.


Don't bring your crying-aged kid on airplanes unless it's an emergency, aka, funeral, sick person in a hospital that could die, etc.

There's little worse than people who knowingly irritate the fark out of others just so they can enjoy whatever the fark it is they want to enjoy.

If your kid is a nutter, or too young to understand "be quiet", subjecting others to their loud, annoying behavior is jsut plain selfish.

The guy in this article was very kind and patient, but undoubtedly, he would have preferred a nice quiet meal - as would have everyone else in the restaurant.
 
2013-09-05 02:15:55 AM

Gecko Gingrich: What mom doesn't know is that this "kind stranger" was really just being PC.


I'd rather PC than bullying.

fark you bullys. Every, one, of, you. Right in the hole you don't want lovin.
 
2013-09-05 02:20:39 AM

Maybe you should drive: When I go to a pizza joint I expect a noisy environment.


Chuck E Cheese's?  Sure.  Joe's Pizza and Pasta?  Not so much.
 
2013-09-05 02:21:27 AM
If it matters, the kid was in a terrible car wreck. He isn't retarded. His mother said that he has never even said, "I love you," to her.

How any of you can hate on this...
 
2013-09-05 02:25:38 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Gecko Gingrich: What mom doesn't know is that this "kind stranger" was really just being PC.

I'd rather PC than bullying.

fark you bullys. Every, one, of, you. Right in the hole you don't want lovin.


You.
Are.
Correct.

It's about spreading love and joy, you jerks. Count your blessings and ease someone else's life a little bit every day, you dipsticks. It's why we're here, you heathen bastards. Well, that and beer. But you get my point.
 
2013-09-05 02:28:00 AM

The Angry Hand of God: If it matters, the kid was in a terrible car wreck. He isn't retarded. His mother said that he has never even said, "I love you," to her.

How any of you can hate on this...


Who's hating?  Some of us are just saying, look, don't force others to experience your misfortune.  If I were to have big nasty boils all over my arm, I would wear long sleeves when I went out to dinner.

It's just a matter of being respectful of others around you.  Her situation is sad, but that doesn't give her a license to ruin other people's experiences.
 
2013-09-05 02:28:30 AM

Occam's Nailfile: Chuck E Cheese's? Sure. Joe's Pizza and Pasta? Not so much.


OK.  Agree to disagree, I guess.

I don't have any special affinity to children.  I raised one, but I never produced one.  But love or hatred of children aside, life has taught me that going to a place called something like "Stag 'n Doe Pizza House" in bumfark North Carolina means there is a greater than 50% chance I will encounter loud kids and/or a beer swilling softball team.  If I want a quiet meal I will go elsewhere.
 
2013-09-05 02:30:07 AM

Notabunny: Count your blessings and ease someone else's life a little bit every day


Unless you have an unruly kid, and want to go to Pizza Hut.  In which case, fark everyone around you, you DESERVE your pizza night.
 
2013-09-05 02:30:15 AM

HisBoyLeroy: I was in the market this weekend getting some potato salad from the deli when a friend of mine snuck behind me and made a loud whooping noise to scare me. It's something I do often enough that I knew it was him and whooped back twice as loud as I turned around. Except when I turned around there was a chubby retarded boy who apparently had made the original noise, his mom, and what looked like his grandmom staring at me. I felt kinda bad.


You "whoop" often enough with your friends in public that you can specifically recognize their whoops?

And you call someone else "retarded"?

Are you what, twelve years old? Thirteen?
 
2013-09-05 02:32:07 AM
It was a nice thing to do, but it lost me at the god thing.

/even the most wicked can show a kind side sometimes
 
2013-09-05 02:32:44 AM

Maybe you should drive: Occam's Nailfile: Chuck E Cheese's? Sure. Joe's Pizza and Pasta? Not so much.

OK.  Agree to disagree, I guess.

I don't have any special affinity to children.  I raised one, but I never produced one.  But love or hatred of children aside, life has taught me that going to a place called something like "Stag 'n Doe Pizza House" in bumfark North Carolina means there is a greater than 50% chance I will encounter loud kids and/or a beer swilling softball team.  If I want a quiet meal I will go elsewhere.


I dig that.  But there's a difference between fun, boisterous people and a screaming, fit-throwing kid.  One is tolerable, the other makes people want to pour gasoline in their ears and light a match.
 
2013-09-05 02:35:42 AM

RealAmericanHero: /even the most wicked can show a kind side sometimes


Wait, so are you saying that this dude is wicked because he believes in God?  I think I must be misunderstanding you.
 
2013-09-05 02:39:03 AM

Occam's Nailfile: RealAmericanHero: /even the most wicked can show a kind side sometimes

Wait, so are you saying that this dude is wicked because he believes in God?  I think I must be misunderstanding you.


Not at all. Not because he believes in god, but rather because he supports god/is on god's side, as it were. Whilst his comment really has no relevance on the actual goodness or support for the couple of god, the side of god is clearly the one he represents, thus my comment.
 
2013-09-05 02:40:25 AM

Occam's Nailfile: Notabunny: Count your blessings and ease someone else's life a little bit every day

Unless you have an unruly kid, and want to go to Pizza Hut.  In which case, fark everyone around you, you DESERVE your pizza night.


No, not really. I meant all the time. Regardless. Peace, love, and understanding are kind of a Universal Good.
 
2013-09-05 02:40:58 AM

Occam's Nailfile: I dig that. But there's a difference between fun, boisterous people and a screaming, fit-throwing kid. One is tolerable, the other makes people want to pour gasoline in their ears and light a match.


And I dig that.  I guess I'm fortunate that the daughter I raised never had issues like this kid did.  But if she had, I imagine my wife and I would have taken her to a place like Stag 'n Doe Pizza House in Bumfark, North Carolina once in a while.  Not because we selfishly wanted a night out, as I can't imagine taking a kid like this out in public is a relaxing experience.  But because it was a chance to try and teach the kid some social skills in an environment where people should expect a lot of noise.
 
2013-09-05 02:42:56 AM

Notabunny: Occam's Nailfile: Notabunny: Count your blessings and ease someone else's life a little bit every day

Unless you have an unruly kid, and want to go to Pizza Hut.  In which case, fark everyone around you, you DESERVE your pizza night.

No, not really. I meant all the time. Regardless. Peace, love, and understanding are kind of a Universal Good.


No, keeping you sack of shiat kid in check is a kind of Universal good. Otherwise go fark yourself.
 
2013-09-05 02:47:53 AM

Maybe you should drive: And I dig that. I guess I'm fortunate that the daughter I raised never had issues like this kid did. But if she had, I imagine my wife and I would have taken her to a place like Stag 'n Doe Pizza House in Bumfark, North Carolina once in a while. Not because we selfishly wanted a night out, as I can't imagine taking a kid like this out in public is a relaxing experience. But because it was a chance to try and teach the kid some social skills in an environment where people should expect a lot of noise.


And it's not the kind of thing where you'd want to invite some friends over and try out those social skills in your own home because then you wouldn't have any friends.
 
2013-09-05 02:48:58 AM
The funniest part of the story is that the woman doesn't realize that she's being sarcastically called a farking retard by that message.
 
2013-09-05 02:49:50 AM

RealAmericanHero: the side of god is clearly the one he represents, thus my comment.


So, the side of God is the side he represents, and so he is therefore wicked?  Or God is wicked, and He somehow did a good thing, by inspiring this guy to pay for their dinner?

Dude you're either really failing to make your point, or just thinly veiling a serious bigotry against people of faith.

If this guy's faith in God inspired him to be kind, why in the world would you hate on his faith?  Clearly its existence is a positive thing.
 
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