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(Daily Mail)   Special needs child throws a fit at a Pizza Joint so a customer goes over and slaps him on the face. Just kidding, he pays for meal and throws in a awesome note to boot   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 158
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2013-09-04 05:02:44 PM  
What mom doesn't know is that this "kind stranger" was really just being PC.
 
2013-09-04 05:13:27 PM  
I'd be more inclined to throw in an awesome boot to note
 
2013-09-04 06:01:48 PM  
China Grove, wo, oh, oh,
 
2013-09-04 06:02:01 PM  
"God only gives special children to special people."

"Special" being another word for mentally deficient.
 
2013-09-04 08:36:49 PM  
FTFA: "England explained that Riley, who has had three major brain surgeries for epilepsy, gets 'rowdy' out of frustration when he can't communicate."

What's his Fark handle?
 
2013-09-04 11:04:10 PM  
A lovely gesture.  He pays the bill, makes some platitude about god and 'special' children and LEAVES.

Because he can.
 
2013-09-04 11:04:57 PM  
What a cool story. Good for everyone involved.
 
2013-09-04 11:05:54 PM  
When kids get rowdy, you take them outside.  It's fine to be autistic, but if you can't behave, then you can't be with others in a public place. This kid isn't learning that.

As for the rest of us, we should show compassion like this mystery man.
 
2013-09-04 11:07:09 PM  
Yeah, fark this guy for paying for stuff and writing a note.
 
2013-09-04 11:08:07 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: "God only gives special children to special people."

"Special" being another word for mentally deficient.


Yes, I also enjoyed the double meaning in that note.
 
2013-09-04 11:09:57 PM  
Fat people in North Carolina...no way.
 
2013-09-04 11:10:32 PM  
Who ordered the potatos?
 
2013-09-04 11:11:25 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: "God only gives special children to special people."

"Special" being another word for mentally deficient.


He should have added "bless your heart" for a flawless southern snark victory.
 
2013-09-04 11:14:44 PM  
Your defective kid does not have the right to disrupt a group of people just because your junk sperm and broken eggs can't divide correctly.
 
2013-09-04 11:15:23 PM  
That might be the best article the Daily Mail has ever published.

Not saying a whole lot there, though.
 
2013-09-04 11:15:37 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: FTFA: "England explained that Riley, who has had three major brain surgeries for epilepsy, gets 'rowdy' out of frustration when he can't communicate."

What's his Fark handle?


Go to the politics tab and pick a few, you can't miss. ;-)
 
2013-09-04 11:21:27 PM  
Well that was darned neighborly. Restored my faith in humanity a bit after being in these threads all day.

I'd like to buy that person half a beer (cause that's all I can afford, but dammit I'll do it).

The kid should get a nice full day in a big park with a great group of kids I know who like to volunteer. He would have 25 middle school girl chaperones, and he could just go nuts,

Mom can chill in the shade, and I'll mix the music for her.

Over the top? Hell yeah. And why not?
 
2013-09-04 11:23:22 PM  
I was in the market this weekend getting some potato salad from the deli when a friend of mine snuck behind me and made a loud whooping noise to scare me. It's something I do often enough that I knew it was him and whooped back twice as loud as I turned around. Except when I turned around there was a chubby retarded boy who apparently had made the original noise, his mom, and what looked like his grandmom staring at me. I felt kinda bad.
 
2013-09-04 11:27:30 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: When kids get rowdy, you take them outside.  It's fine to be autistic, but if you can't behave, then you can't be with others in a public place. This kid isn't learning that.

As for the rest of us, we should show compassion like this mystery man.


I clicked "smart" because there's no "wise" button.
 
2013-09-04 11:28:27 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: "God only gives special children to special people."

"Special" being another word for mentally deficient.


well did you see the photo of the parents?
 
2013-09-04 11:29:09 PM  

HisBoyLeroy: I was in the market this weekend getting some potato salad from the deli when a friend of mine snuck behind me and made a loud whooping noise to scare me. It's something I do often enough that I knew it was him and whooped back twice as loud as I turned around. Except when I turned around there was a chubby retarded boy who apparently had made the original noise, his mom, and what looked like his grandmom staring at me. I felt kinda bad.


You made him lose count you dick.
 
2013-09-04 11:29:27 PM  

Fano: Benevolent Misanthrope: "God only gives special children to special people."

"Special" being another word for mentally deficient.

He should have added "bless your heart" for a flawless southern snark victory.


My thoughts, spot on.
 
2013-09-04 11:29:48 PM  
Gonna go out on a limb and say the kid wasn't black.

/window seat
 
2013-09-04 11:29:54 PM  
Very nice gesture, but God must have strange sense of humour.
 
2013-09-04 11:30:47 PM  
Came here to break up what I thought was going to be a happy joy-fest with a joke about people being "special." That was wrecked pretty early on, then there was a junk sperm and broken egg comment, and I just can't even compete.

So I'm going to turn it around 180 and say I think it's great there are some incredible people still out there doing great things. Makes me happy.

/Would've love to have gotten in on the "special people" joke first, though
 
2013-09-04 11:34:09 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: What mom doesn't know is that this "kind stranger" was really just being PC.


It's always good to positively reinforce unwanted behavior in the name of PC.  That's the entire point of PC.

Well, you didn't perform as we wanted, but here's a pat on the back and a thumb's up because you're from <insert demographic group here>.
 
2013-09-04 11:34:48 PM  
Probably thought the kid was the King of Spain
 
2013-09-04 11:36:29 PM  

zzrhardy: Benevolent Misanthrope: "God only gives special children to special people."

"Special" being another word for mentally deficient.

Yes, I also enjoyed the double meaning in that note.


I was thinking "God is punishing you for something you did".
 
2013-09-04 11:37:00 PM  
Bet that same person shows up at townhall meetings and screams bloody murder about "Obammycare".
 
2013-09-04 11:38:08 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: "God only gives special children to special people."

"Special" being another word for mentally deficient.


O RLY?

Thanks for letting us know Einstein jr.

I appreciate the thought but as usual question the true intentions of any philanthropist. Mostly masturbatory and condescending even if it turns out well.
 
2013-09-04 11:38:11 PM  
This gives me a great idea.  Haven't been out to eat at a restaurant since the wife got put in a wheelchair last year, so maybe go to one, smack her in the head with a bat before we go in, and as she drools and babbles the entire time, I can score a kick ass meal.

/I'm a horrible person.
//Wouldn't hit her with a bat.
///But would use a whiffle ball bat.  Really hard.
 
2013-09-04 11:40:19 PM  
After all this summer's shenanigans, it's kinda refreshing to hear news from NC that doesn't involve legislating away someone's rights.
 
2013-09-04 11:40:28 PM  
Just when I think the whole world has finally gone full retard, somebody goes and does something like this.  Good for him.
 
2013-09-04 11:42:35 PM  
I'm too lazy/ apathetic at the moment, but I was going to put together a whole pic by pic replay/ dialogue of the Pat Healy/ Mary from "There's Something About Mary" scene where he's talking about Mongo and his head like a drive-in theater.

"well, it's just an enclosure..." was as far as I got.

Don't judge me, I'm tired.
 
2013-09-04 11:44:21 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-04 11:51:50 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: FTFA: "England explained that Riley, who has had three major brain surgeries for epilepsy, gets 'rowdy' out of frustration when he can't communicate."

What's his Fark handle?


The child is broken. Throw it out, make a new one.
 
2013-09-05 12:00:04 AM  
When the sun comes up on a sleepy little town
Down around Greensboro
And the folks are risin' for another day
'round about their homes.
The people of the town are special
And they're proud of all the free pizza.
 
2013-09-05 12:00:19 AM  

HisBoyLeroy: I was in the market this weekend getting some potato salad from the deli when a friend of mine snuck behind me and made a loud whooping noise to scare me. It's something I do often enough that I knew it was him and whooped back twice as loud as I turned around. Except when I turned around there was a chubby retarded boy who apparently had made the original noise, his mom, and what looked like his grandmom staring at me. I felt kinda bad.


New keyboard, etc.
 
2013-09-05 12:01:03 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: When kids get rowdy, you take them outside.  It's fine to be autistic, but if you can't behave, then you can't be with others in a public place. This kid isn't learning that.
As for the rest of us, we should show compassion like this mystery man.


When normal kids get rowdy, yes, take them outside. That's exactly what you should do.
Often when autistic kids throw a fit that's what you should do.

But when certain autistic kids throw a fit giving them any kind of reaction only encourages them.

I completely understand that sometimes this can annoy other people. I don't like having to hear the kid in the next booth having a tantrum either.
But literally the only way to teach these kids proper behavior is to explain what is expected of them, to put them in that situation, then to reinforce good behavior and not reinforce bad behavior.

And punishing some of these kids actually reinforces the behavior. Sometimes the best reaction is to just not react.

Remember, these aren't normal kids and the normal methods just don't work for them.
 
Oak
2013-09-05 12:01:58 AM  
The ways of an Oriental view.
 
2013-09-05 12:02:15 AM  

Krieghund: AverageAmericanGuy: When kids get rowdy, you take them outside.  It's fine to be autistic, but if you can't behave, then you can't be with others in a public place. This kid isn't learning that.
As for the rest of us, we should show compassion like this mystery man.

When normal kids get rowdy, yes, take them outside. That's exactly what you should do.
Often when autistic kids throw a fit that's what you should do.

But when certain autistic kids throw a fit giving them any kind of reaction only encourages them.

I completely understand that sometimes this can annoy other people. I don't like having to hear the kid in the next booth having a tantrum either.
But literally the only way to teach these kids proper behavior is to explain what is expected of them, to put them in that situation, then to reinforce good behavior and not reinforce bad behavior.

And punishing some of these kids actually reinforces the behavior. Sometimes the best reaction is to just not react.

Remember, these aren't normal kids and the normal methods just don't work for them.


Take your broken toy outside and ignore him.
 
2013-09-05 12:05:59 AM  
Well, you're talkin' 'bout China Grove, wo, oh, oh,
Oh, China Grove.
 
2013-09-05 12:06:31 AM  

HisBoyLeroy: I was in the market this weekend getting some potato salad from the deli when a friend of mine snuck behind me and made a loud whooping noise to scare me. It's something I do often enough that I knew it was him and whooped back twice as loud as I turned around. Except when I turned around there was a chubby retarded boy who apparently had made the original noise, his mom, and what looked like his grandmom staring at me. I felt kinda bad.


Why? There's nothing wrong with whooping it up with chubby, retarded deli customers. This is still America by God!
 
2013-09-05 12:06:44 AM  
DailyMail seems to have the weirdest boner for North Carolina lately.
 
2013-09-05 12:12:31 AM  
Ah, Fark. You never disappoint with the parade of cloistered neckbeards passing judgement on the masses. Only place that's worse for that kind of shiat is reddit, and that's saying something.
 
2013-09-05 12:20:52 AM  

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: This gives me a great idea.  Haven't been out to eat at a restaurant since the wife got put in a wheelchair last year, so maybe go to one, smack her in the head with a bat before we go in, and as she drools and babbles the entire time, I can score a kick ass meal.

/I'm a horrible person.
//Wouldn't hit her with a bat.
///But would use a whiffle ball bat.  Really hard.


Is hit it like this, I'd hit it like that, I'd hit it with a whiffle ball bat?
 
2013-09-05 12:21:01 AM  
How kind of this anonymous stranger to take time out of his day to remind this poor mother that she is effectively shackled to her disabled kid, and that he has the luxury of not only affording the cost of an extra few meals, but that he can extract himself from her challenging situation at will.  Way to rub her nose in her situation like the dogshiat he evidently sees the kid as.
 
2013-09-05 12:23:03 AM  

HisBoyLeroy: I was in the market this weekend getting some potato salad from the deli when a friend of mine snuck behind me and made a loud whooping noise to scare me. It's something I do often enough that I knew it was him and whooped back twice as loud as I turned around. Except when I turned around there was a chubby retarded boy who apparently had made the original noise, his mom, and what looked like his grandmom staring at me. I felt kinda bad.


time in awhile that I have genuinely laughed out loud while reading Fark. Thanks
 
2013-09-05 12:25:28 AM  
Reminds me of our jet flight from Phila to Seattle, our little baby girl was crying a lot, and there was this mean looking big beard guy looking at us, and he came over and said something like "what a darling little girl" and smiled broadly.
 
2013-09-05 12:26:32 AM  
So some religious nutter says, basically, "You're as retarded as your retarded kid," and these people are happy with that?
 
2013-09-05 12:31:44 AM  
Bonobo62:
Subtlety is lost.
 
2013-09-05 12:32:48 AM  

ArmednHammered: Mitch Taylor's Bro: FTFA: "England explained that Riley, who has had three major brain surgeries for epilepsy, gets 'rowdy' out of frustration when he can't communicate."

What's his Fark handle?

Go to the politics tab and pick a few, you can't miss. ;-)


I'm sure I've farkied a few :-)
 
2013-09-05 12:33:15 AM  

Krieghund: AverageAmericanGuy: When kids get rowdy, you take them outside.  It's fine to be autistic, but if you can't behave, then you can't be with others in a public place. This kid isn't learning that.
As for the rest of us, we should show compassion like this mystery man.

When normal kids get rowdy, yes, take them outside. That's exactly what you should do.
Often when autistic kids throw a fit that's what you should do.

But when certain autistic kids throw a fit giving them any kind of reaction only encourages them.

I completely understand that sometimes this can annoy other people. I don't like having to hear the kid in the next booth having a tantrum either.
But literally the only way to teach these kids proper behavior is to explain what is expected of them, to put them in that situation, then to reinforce good behavior and not reinforce bad behavior.

And punishing some of these kids actually reinforces the behavior. Sometimes the best reaction is to just not react.

Remember, these aren't normal kids and the normal methods just don't work for them.


I don't see why I should care about their needs when you are interrupting my meal.
 
2013-09-05 12:35:08 AM  

Oak: The ways of an Oriental view.


1 second ... shakes tiny fist ...
 
2013-09-05 12:36:12 AM  

Krieghund: But literally the only way to teach these kids proper behavior is to explain what is expected of them, to put them in that situation, then to reinforce good behavior and not reinforce bad behavior.


Most pizza places DELIVER. Work that shiat out at home. Why should I have MY meal ruined just because you can't train your monkey?
 
2013-09-05 12:41:53 AM  
While very nice I can this guy doing it. And cooking some body part and thinking "While not something I normally do I find the meat of those with severe brain abnormalities to often have a taste similar to that of veal, that velvety, milky goodness of animal that is not quite right in nature, an anomaly that will never develop normally.  As the french say when I get the "envie" for this particular dish I feel that by taking this type of life I am really saving that of the parents. And even mercy killings, such as roadkill, should never go to waste."

jstyleloungedotcom.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-05 12:42:26 AM  
Wrong, subby. The "Cool" tag would have applied if the customer had smashed the little tard's teeth in with a hammer that he carries just for such occasions, then forced the subnorm to suck his mother's cock with his toothless maw.
 
2013-09-05 12:45:14 AM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: FTFA: "England explained that Riley, who has had three major brain surgeries for epilepsy, gets 'rowdy' out of frustration when he can't communicate."

What's his Fark handle?


That we don't know, but we do know he's a totalfarker
 
2013-09-05 12:45:30 AM  

insertsnarkyusername: I don't see why I should care about their needs when you are interrupting my meal.


I wish I could be there the day when you need someone's compassion and they say "I don't see why I should care".
 
2013-09-05 12:46:36 AM  

CaptainFatass: Wrong, subby. The "Cool" tag would have applied if the customer had smashed the little tard's teeth in with a hammer that he carries just for such occasions, then forced the subnorm to suck his mother's cock with his toothless maw.


I think I can safely say that you have chosen poorly.
 
2013-09-05 12:49:26 AM  
Eugenics and Fark.....like peas and carrots.

blogs-images.forbes.com
 
2013-09-05 12:50:40 AM  

CaptainFatass: Wrong, subby. The "Cool" tag would have applied if the customer had smashed the little tard's teeth in with a hammer that he carries just for such occasions, then forced the subnorm to suck his mother's cock with his toothless maw.


The Aristocrats!
 
2013-09-05 12:58:55 AM  
I like pizza Steve
 
2013-09-05 01:04:21 AM  
Damn, it's usually the other way round.
 
2013-09-05 01:07:39 AM  

whatshisname: Very nice gesture, but God must have strange sense of humour.


At least it better than the old biblical approach of bashing in the skull against rocks of the mentally deficient.

Then again China Grove, so they are lucky they didn't die of food poisoning like the last time and they can't call the cops because they all get arrested.
 
2013-09-05 01:08:51 AM  
Waiting for the follow up where we find out that this was all a plot to take advantage of the poor little retard or his mother and he gets lynched for being a pervert.
 
2013-09-05 01:09:17 AM  
Special needs child throws a fit at a Pizza Joint so a customer goes over and slaps him on the face. Just kidding, he pays for meal and throws in a awesome note to boot

static.giantbomb.com
 
2013-09-05 01:13:17 AM  

HisBoyLeroy: I was in the market this weekend getting some potato salad from the deli when a friend of mine snuck behind me and made a loud whooping noise to scare me. It's something I do often enough that I knew it was him and whooped back twice as loud as I turned around. Except when I turned around there was a chubby retarded boy who apparently had made the original noise, his mom, and what looked like his grandmom staring at me. I felt kinda bad.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7quqRS8ijGI

You had a chance to do a duet and show her the song of your(adopted) people
 
2013-09-05 01:15:53 AM  

zenferret: Krieghund: But literally the only way to teach these kids proper behavior is to explain what is expected of them, to put them in that situation, then to reinforce good behavior and not reinforce bad behavior.

Most pizza places DELIVER. Work that shiat out at home. Why should I have MY meal ruined just because you can't train your monkey?


Even special kids know that pizza is soooooooo much better fresh from the oven.
 
2013-09-05 01:19:25 AM  
that little brat shoulda been swallowed. Seriously. talk about messing up our gene pool/work force.
 
2013-09-05 01:43:28 AM  

BigOle8point: Even special kids know that pizza is soooooooo much better fresh from the oven.


ssdd.samsbiz.com
 
2013-09-05 01:46:14 AM  

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: This gives me a great idea.  Haven't been out to eat at a restaurant since the wife got put in a wheelchair last year, so maybe go to one, smack her in the head with a bat before we go in, and as she drools and babbles the entire time, I can score a kick ass meal.

/I'm a horrible person.
//Wouldn't hit her with a bat.
///But would use a whiffle ball bat.  Really hard.


You gotta say "I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat" afterward though.

Bad joke, but I am sorry for your wife. Hope it isn't anything too permanent.
 
2013-09-05 01:47:03 AM  

GoldSpider: How kind of this anonymous stranger to take time out of his day to remind this poor mother that she is effectively shackled to her disabled kid, and that he has the luxury of not only affording the cost of an extra few meals, but that he can extract himself from her challenging situation at will.  Way to rub her nose in her situation like the dogshiat he evidently sees the kid as.


Well, I think I made a similar point, much earlier, and with less douchebaggery.

But if my experience in experiencing your opinion on any issues is to believed, then the master level of douche you expressed was no coincidence.

So go on douching, douche. You're quite good at it.
 
2013-09-05 01:49:47 AM  
For fark's sake. A pizza place is exactly where you take a kid with behavioral issues to try and teach them appropriate behaviors in public.  When I go to a pizza joint I expect a noisy environment.  If any of you Farkers are going to pizza joints expecting to not hear kids screaming, you are most likely every bit as mentally retarded as the people you hate.

Honestly, I wonder if some of the commentators in this thread have ever actually left their houses  It's not like this kid ruined your meal at a five star restaurant.  It's a farking pizza place.
 
2013-09-05 01:58:04 AM  

sethen320: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: This gives me a great idea.  Haven't been out to eat at a restaurant since the wife got put in a wheelchair last year, so maybe go to one, smack her in the head with a bat before we go in, and as she drools and babbles the entire time, I can score a kick ass meal.

/I'm a horrible person.
//Wouldn't hit her with a bat.
///But would use a whiffle ball bat.  Really hard.

You gotta say "I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat" afterward though.

Bad joke, but I am sorry for your wife. Hope it isn't anything too permanent.


Yep, permanent.  They had to sever her spine after too many surgeries and complications from spina biffida and a lamenectomy that went downhill fast.  But we're all good.  She handles it better than I do, but the whole family is doing well with it.  Now I get to park closer to grocery stores and whatnot with our super handicap license plate!!!  So in the end, it was win/win!
 
2013-09-05 01:58:09 AM  

Maybe you should drive: For fark's sake. A pizza place is exactly where you take a kid with behavioral issues to try and teach them appropriate behaviors in public.  When I go to a pizza joint I expect a noisy environment.  If any of you Farkers are going to pizza joints expecting to not hear kids screaming, you are most likely every bit as mentally retarded as the people you hate.

Honestly, I wonder if some of the commentators in this thread have ever actually left their houses  It's not like this kid ruined your meal at a five star restaurant.  It's a farking pizza place.


You sound like a screaming kid.
 
2013-09-05 02:01:30 AM  

zenferret: Krieghund: But literally the only way to teach these kids proper behavior is to explain what is expected of them, to put them in that situation, then to reinforce good behavior and not reinforce bad behavior.

Most pizza places DELIVER. Work that shiat out at home. Why should I have MY meal ruined just because you can't train your monkey?


Did you see the picture of that place?  Rural pizza places don't deliver because there's no way to get the food there in any reasonable amount of time.  You're frequently dealing with a delivery area of over 30-40 square miles just to get enough customers for it to make sense, but then you can't afford a fleet of drivers to get it there in time.
 
2013-09-05 02:02:18 AM  

Maybe you should drive: For fark's sake. A pizza place is exactly where you take a kid with behavioral issues to try and teach them appropriate behaviors in public.  When I go to a pizza joint I expect a noisy environment.  If any of you Farkers are going to pizza joints expecting to not hear kids screaming, you are most likely every bit as mentally retarded as the people you hate.

Honestly, I wonder if some of the commentators in this thread have ever actually left their houses  It's not like this kid ruined your meal at a five star restaurant.  It's a farking pizza place.


I used to think you had to be about 25yo and and have lived on your own for a few years before you could call yourself a "grownup". Now I'm thinking that's closer to 35yo.
 
2013-09-05 02:06:32 AM  

zenferret: You sound like a screaming kid.


And you sound like a person who expects to go to a place called the Stag 'n Doe Pizza House expecting a sommelier.
 
2013-09-05 02:07:30 AM  

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: sethen320: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: This gives me a great idea.  Haven't been out to eat at a restaurant since the wife got put in a wheelchair last year, so maybe go to one, smack her in the head with a bat before we go in, and as she drools and babbles the entire time, I can score a kick ass meal.

/I'm a horrible person.
//Wouldn't hit her with a bat.
///But would use a whiffle ball bat.  Really hard.

You gotta say "I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat" afterward though.

Bad joke, but I am sorry for your wife. Hope it isn't anything too permanent.

Yep, permanent.  They had to sever her spine after too many surgeries and complications from spina biffida and a lamenectomy that went downhill fast.  But we're all good.  She handles it better than I do, but the whole family is doing well with it.  Now I get to park closer to grocery stores and whatnot with our super handicap license plate!!!  So in the end, it was win/win!


Does her lady parts still function
 
2013-09-05 02:13:16 AM  
doctorkarin.com
 
2013-09-05 02:13:52 AM  

sabinelr: Reminds me of our jet flight from Phila to Seattle, our little baby girl was crying a lot, and there was this mean looking big beard guy looking at us, and he came over and said something like "what a darling little girl" and smiled broadly.


Don't bring your crying-aged kid on airplanes unless it's an emergency, aka, funeral, sick person in a hospital that could die, etc.

There's little worse than people who knowingly irritate the fark out of others just so they can enjoy whatever the fark it is they want to enjoy.

If your kid is a nutter, or too young to understand "be quiet", subjecting others to their loud, annoying behavior is jsut plain selfish.

The guy in this article was very kind and patient, but undoubtedly, he would have preferred a nice quiet meal - as would have everyone else in the restaurant.
 
2013-09-05 02:15:55 AM  

Gecko Gingrich: What mom doesn't know is that this "kind stranger" was really just being PC.


I'd rather PC than bullying.

fark you bullys. Every, one, of, you. Right in the hole you don't want lovin.
 
2013-09-05 02:20:39 AM  

Maybe you should drive: When I go to a pizza joint I expect a noisy environment.


Chuck E Cheese's?  Sure.  Joe's Pizza and Pasta?  Not so much.
 
2013-09-05 02:21:27 AM  
If it matters, the kid was in a terrible car wreck. He isn't retarded. His mother said that he has never even said, "I love you," to her.

How any of you can hate on this...
 
2013-09-05 02:25:38 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Gecko Gingrich: What mom doesn't know is that this "kind stranger" was really just being PC.

I'd rather PC than bullying.

fark you bullys. Every, one, of, you. Right in the hole you don't want lovin.


You.
Are.
Correct.

It's about spreading love and joy, you jerks. Count your blessings and ease someone else's life a little bit every day, you dipsticks. It's why we're here, you heathen bastards. Well, that and beer. But you get my point.
 
2013-09-05 02:28:00 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: If it matters, the kid was in a terrible car wreck. He isn't retarded. His mother said that he has never even said, "I love you," to her.

How any of you can hate on this...


Who's hating?  Some of us are just saying, look, don't force others to experience your misfortune.  If I were to have big nasty boils all over my arm, I would wear long sleeves when I went out to dinner.

It's just a matter of being respectful of others around you.  Her situation is sad, but that doesn't give her a license to ruin other people's experiences.
 
2013-09-05 02:28:30 AM  

Occam's Nailfile: Chuck E Cheese's? Sure. Joe's Pizza and Pasta? Not so much.


OK.  Agree to disagree, I guess.

I don't have any special affinity to children.  I raised one, but I never produced one.  But love or hatred of children aside, life has taught me that going to a place called something like "Stag 'n Doe Pizza House" in bumfark North Carolina means there is a greater than 50% chance I will encounter loud kids and/or a beer swilling softball team.  If I want a quiet meal I will go elsewhere.
 
2013-09-05 02:30:07 AM  

Notabunny: Count your blessings and ease someone else's life a little bit every day


Unless you have an unruly kid, and want to go to Pizza Hut.  In which case, fark everyone around you, you DESERVE your pizza night.
 
2013-09-05 02:30:15 AM  

HisBoyLeroy: I was in the market this weekend getting some potato salad from the deli when a friend of mine snuck behind me and made a loud whooping noise to scare me. It's something I do often enough that I knew it was him and whooped back twice as loud as I turned around. Except when I turned around there was a chubby retarded boy who apparently had made the original noise, his mom, and what looked like his grandmom staring at me. I felt kinda bad.


You "whoop" often enough with your friends in public that you can specifically recognize their whoops?

And you call someone else "retarded"?

Are you what, twelve years old? Thirteen?
 
2013-09-05 02:32:07 AM  
It was a nice thing to do, but it lost me at the god thing.

/even the most wicked can show a kind side sometimes
 
2013-09-05 02:32:44 AM  

Maybe you should drive: Occam's Nailfile: Chuck E Cheese's? Sure. Joe's Pizza and Pasta? Not so much.

OK.  Agree to disagree, I guess.

I don't have any special affinity to children.  I raised one, but I never produced one.  But love or hatred of children aside, life has taught me that going to a place called something like "Stag 'n Doe Pizza House" in bumfark North Carolina means there is a greater than 50% chance I will encounter loud kids and/or a beer swilling softball team.  If I want a quiet meal I will go elsewhere.


I dig that.  But there's a difference between fun, boisterous people and a screaming, fit-throwing kid.  One is tolerable, the other makes people want to pour gasoline in their ears and light a match.
 
2013-09-05 02:35:42 AM  

RealAmericanHero: /even the most wicked can show a kind side sometimes


Wait, so are you saying that this dude is wicked because he believes in God?  I think I must be misunderstanding you.
 
2013-09-05 02:39:03 AM  

Occam's Nailfile: RealAmericanHero: /even the most wicked can show a kind side sometimes

Wait, so are you saying that this dude is wicked because he believes in God?  I think I must be misunderstanding you.


Not at all. Not because he believes in god, but rather because he supports god/is on god's side, as it were. Whilst his comment really has no relevance on the actual goodness or support for the couple of god, the side of god is clearly the one he represents, thus my comment.
 
2013-09-05 02:40:25 AM  

Occam's Nailfile: Notabunny: Count your blessings and ease someone else's life a little bit every day

Unless you have an unruly kid, and want to go to Pizza Hut.  In which case, fark everyone around you, you DESERVE your pizza night.


No, not really. I meant all the time. Regardless. Peace, love, and understanding are kind of a Universal Good.
 
2013-09-05 02:40:58 AM  

Occam's Nailfile: I dig that. But there's a difference between fun, boisterous people and a screaming, fit-throwing kid. One is tolerable, the other makes people want to pour gasoline in their ears and light a match.


And I dig that.  I guess I'm fortunate that the daughter I raised never had issues like this kid did.  But if she had, I imagine my wife and I would have taken her to a place like Stag 'n Doe Pizza House in Bumfark, North Carolina once in a while.  Not because we selfishly wanted a night out, as I can't imagine taking a kid like this out in public is a relaxing experience.  But because it was a chance to try and teach the kid some social skills in an environment where people should expect a lot of noise.
 
2013-09-05 02:42:56 AM  

Notabunny: Occam's Nailfile: Notabunny: Count your blessings and ease someone else's life a little bit every day

Unless you have an unruly kid, and want to go to Pizza Hut.  In which case, fark everyone around you, you DESERVE your pizza night.

No, not really. I meant all the time. Regardless. Peace, love, and understanding are kind of a Universal Good.


No, keeping you sack of shiat kid in check is a kind of Universal good. Otherwise go fark yourself.
 
2013-09-05 02:47:53 AM  

Maybe you should drive: And I dig that. I guess I'm fortunate that the daughter I raised never had issues like this kid did. But if she had, I imagine my wife and I would have taken her to a place like Stag 'n Doe Pizza House in Bumfark, North Carolina once in a while. Not because we selfishly wanted a night out, as I can't imagine taking a kid like this out in public is a relaxing experience. But because it was a chance to try and teach the kid some social skills in an environment where people should expect a lot of noise.


And it's not the kind of thing where you'd want to invite some friends over and try out those social skills in your own home because then you wouldn't have any friends.
 
2013-09-05 02:48:58 AM  
The funniest part of the story is that the woman doesn't realize that she's being sarcastically called a farking retard by that message.
 
2013-09-05 02:49:50 AM  

RealAmericanHero: the side of god is clearly the one he represents, thus my comment.


So, the side of God is the side he represents, and so he is therefore wicked?  Or God is wicked, and He somehow did a good thing, by inspiring this guy to pay for their dinner?

Dude you're either really failing to make your point, or just thinly veiling a serious bigotry against people of faith.

If this guy's faith in God inspired him to be kind, why in the world would you hate on his faith?  Clearly its existence is a positive thing.
 
2013-09-05 02:56:18 AM  

ThatDarkFellow: Notabunny: Occam's Nailfile: Notabunny: Count your blessings and ease someone else's life a little bit every day

Unless you have an unruly kid, and want to go to Pizza Hut.  In which case, fark everyone around you, you DESERVE your pizza night.

No, not really. I meant all the time. Regardless. Peace, love, and understanding are kind of a Universal Good.

No, keeping you sack of shiat kid in check is a kind of Universal good. Otherwise go fark yourself.


Years from now, when you have kids of your own, you'll understand how silly you sound. I know you don't get it now, but a smile and a little kindness are always the right answer. And Tootsie Rolls. It's hard to go wrong with Toootsie Rolls.
 
2013-09-05 03:04:03 AM  

Notabunny: It's hard to go wrong with Toootsie Rolls.


What about the butterfly?
 
2013-09-05 03:06:59 AM  

zenferret: And it's not the kind of thing where you'd want to invite some friends over and try out those social skills in your own home because then you wouldn't have any friends.


I don't know.  Maybe.  I don't know their situation.

Years ago my family got a dog.  The dog barked and annoyed one of our neighbors.  We worked with the dog to teach her when it was an was not appropriate to bark, but the months it took to do that were not always easy.  But she learned.  Since we live in the nice part of a shiatty town, having a dog that now knows it is appropriate to bark when someone is lurking in the alley but not to bark when she sees a bird is an asset to us and our neighbors.  Our neighbors know this and have apologized for their previous passive-aggressiveness (like leaving anonymous notes on our door).  My step-daughter is dating their grandson and all is well.

If these parents are taking their kids to a pizza joint so that someday he won't grow into an adult who gets his paycheck and blows it by going to a nice restaurant hopped up on booze creating a scene, then more power to them.  If they are taking the kid to the pizza joint so he can raise Cain while they eat a cheap meal and get loaded on pitchers of beer, then fark 'em.  I just don't know.  But I am sensing a lot of the passive-aggressive "how dare you ruin my fine pizza experience" death stares in this thread.
 
2013-09-05 03:07:24 AM  

ThatDarkFellow: keeping you sack of shiat kid in check is a kind of Universal good.


You don't have many friends do you?
 
2013-09-05 03:22:55 AM  

Notabunny: Years from now, when you have kids of your own, you'll understand how silly you sound.


I have three kids.  They've never been a burden to people around them for more than 5 seconds.  I didn't take them to places they could annoy people until they were old enough to obey simple instructions, like, "shhhh", or the more playful, "hey sucka, cool it, you're bein' a nutball", followed by a Gibbs-style bip on the back of the head.

My oldest is loud and a little but hyper.  I give him a gentle kick in the pants when he's over doing it, or "Hey man, you're at a 9.  I need you at like a 6, 'k?"  I honestly can't remember a single time, ever, being embarrassed because one of my rugrats was acting like a fool in public.  And not because they are incapable - at home they are a never-ending source of noise and general discontent - they just know that when Dad says "cool it", it's time to cool it, or they're gonna lose something they want - video game time, sleepover privileges, etc.

It helps a lot, too, to remind them, before we go somewhere, what the behavior code is for the environment.

"Hey guys, huddle up - this is a restaurant.  Talk, enjoy yourselves, but use your manners, and keep your voices down.  Joey, don't order two racks of ribs, ya won't finish em.  Deal?"

"Got it Dad".

If they are too young to understand that, they are just too young for that environment. Find some other way to entertain the family.  Hit the park, barbeque, go swimming, play in the yard with them.  FFS, you can spray kids with a hose for three hours and they'll be mad as hell that you're stopping.

Maybe, JUST maybe, a bit more emphasis is needed on teaching children to have manners in public BEFORE they are taken into public.
 
2013-09-05 03:33:40 AM  

Occam's Nailfile: I have three kids. They've never been a burden to people around them for more than 5 seconds. I didn't take them to places they could annoy people until they were old enough to obey simple instructions, like, "shhhh", or the more playful, "hey sucka, cool it, you're bein' a nutball", followed by a Gibbs-style bip on the back of the head.


You sound like a good parent with well-adjusted kids.  And I don't mean that sarcastically.  You really do.

Having said that, I would add two things.  First, I think most parents who have had kids who have annoyed others in restaurants, planes, etc also thought their kids were behaving appropriately.  Secondly, (and I realize this makes me sound like the parent-of-a-snowflake type) but I have to think that kids with mental or emotional issues might be different in that they know what appropriate behavior is at home but struggle to make the connection with their behavior outside the home.  In those cases, a trip to the local pizza joint is probably a good opportunity to teach them that lesson.
 
2013-09-05 03:39:45 AM  

Jim_Callahan: The funniest part of the story is that the woman doesn't realize that she's being sarcastically called a farking retard by that message.


I don't know about the rest of the country, but I heard that saying a few times growing up.  I worked with autistic and developmentally disadvantaged kids at my church.  It isn't intended as an insult, it uses both meanings of the word "special".  The first to denote the child's developmental difficulties, the second to denote the couple being one "special enough", synonymous with strong, in a way, to handle those difficulties.

/kind of like "sabes tonto que sabes a merde", which uses two meanings of "sabe", one from saber and one from sabor.
//and only makes sense, apparently, to people from Venezuela and Cuba.
 
2013-09-05 03:53:45 AM  

WhyteRaven74: ThatDarkFellow: keeping you sack of shiat kid in check is a kind of Universal good.

You don't have many friends do you?


Does taking all the personal attacks you probably get in your day to day life and projecting them onto someone on the internet who didn't directly attack anyone here make you feel better? I mean, I'm cool with it, it's only the internet and all. I was just curious.
 
2013-09-05 04:23:15 AM  

timujin: Jim_Callahan: The funniest part of the story is that the woman doesn't realize that she's being sarcastically called a farking retard by that message.

I don't know about the rest of the country, but I heard that saying a few times growing up.  I worked with autistic and developmentally disadvantaged kids at my church.  It isn't intended as an insult, it uses both meanings of the word "special".  The first to denote the child's developmental difficulties, the second to denote the couple being one "special enough", synonymous with strong, in a way, to handle those difficulties.

/kind of like "

timujin: Jim_Callahan: The funniest part of the story is that the woman doesn't realize that she's being sarcastically called a farking retard by that message.

I don't know about the rest of the country, but I heard that saying a few times growing up.  I worked with autistic and developmentally disadvantaged kids at my church.  It isn't intended as an insult, it uses both meanings of the word "special".  The first to denote the child's developmental difficulties, the second to denote the couple being one "special enough", synonymous with strong, in a way, to handle those difficulties.

/kind of like "sabes tonto que sabes a merde", which uses two meanings of "sabe", one from saber and one from sabor.
//and only makes sense, apparently, to people from Venezuela and Cuba.

", which uses two meanings of "sabe", one from saber and one from sabor.
//and only makes sense, apparently, to people from Venezuela and Cuba.


I have heard it said in Colombia as well, among the older, more educated generations.

And it is "tanto" which means so much "tonto" means fool. Like the Lone Rangers sidekick who is more aptly named in Spanish Toro.

Literally it says you know so much, you have the flavor, taste of shiat. But it really means"you think you know do much, you do not know shiat."

Cuba and Venezuela had some of the same immigration from the Canaries, the islenos, so they have a phrase or two in common.

/had to take the college boards in colombia and my pedantic grandmother and father inundated the half gringo offspring with oodles of useless facts about latin america.
 
2013-09-05 04:37:06 AM  

theflatline: timujin: Jim_Callahan: The funniest part of the story is that the woman doesn't realize that she's being sarcastically called a farking retard by that message.

I don't know about the rest of the country, but I heard that saying a few times growing up.  I worked with autistic and developmentally disadvantaged kids at my church.  It isn't intended as an insult, it uses both meanings of the word "special".  The first to denote the child's developmental difficulties, the second to denote the couple being one "special enough", synonymous with strong, in a way, to handle those difficulties.

/kind of like "timujin: Jim_Callahan: The funniest part of the story is that the woman doesn't realize that she's being sarcastically called a farking retard by that message.

I don't know about the rest of the country, but I heard that saying a few times growing up.  I worked with autistic and developmentally disadvantaged kids at my church.  It isn't intended as an insult, it uses both meanings of the word "special".  The first to denote the child's developmental difficulties, the second to denote the couple being one "special enough", synonymous with strong, in a way, to handle those difficulties.

/kind of like "sabes tonto que sabes a merde", which uses two meanings of "sabe", one from saber and one from sabor.
//and only makes sense, apparently, to people from Venezuela and Cuba.

", which uses two meanings of "sabe", one from saber and one from sabor.
//and only makes sense, apparently, to people from Venezuela and Cuba.

I have heard it said in Colombia as well, among the older, more educated generations.

And it is "tanto" which means so much "tonto" means fool. Like the Lone Rangers sidekick who is more aptly named in Spanish Toro.

Literally it says you know so much, you have the flavor, taste of shiat. But it really means"you think you know do much, you do not know shiat."

Cuba and Venezuela had some of the same immigration from the Canaries, the islenos, so they have a ...


Ah, thanks for the clarification on tanto/tonto, it's something I heard a long, long time ago and my Spanish is just enough to get me by when traveling.
 
2013-09-05 04:43:16 AM  

timujin: theflatline: timujin: Jim_Callahan: The funniest part of the story is that the woman doesn't realize that she's being sarcastically called a farking retard by that message.

I don't know about the rest of the country, but I heard that saying a few times growing up.  I worked with autistic and developmentally disadvantaged kids at my church.  It isn't intended as an insult, it uses both meanings of the word "special".  The first to denote the child's developmental difficulties, the second to denote the couple being one "special enough", synonymous with strong, in a way, to handle those difficulties.

/kind of like "timujin: Jim_Callahan: The funniest part of the story is that the woman doesn't realize that she's being sarcastically called a farking retard by that message.

I don't know about the rest of the country, but I heard that saying a few times growing up.  I worked with autistic and developmentally disadvantaged kids at my church.  It isn't intended as an insult, it uses both meanings of the word "special".  The first to denote the child's developmental difficulties, the second to denote the couple being one "special enough", synonymous with strong, in a way, to handle those difficulties.

/kind of like "sabes tonto que sabes a merde", which uses two meanings of "sabe", one from saber and one from sabor.
//and only makes sense, apparently, to people from Venezuela and Cuba.

", which uses two meanings of "sabe", one from saber and one from sabor.
//and only makes sense, apparently, to people from Venezuela and Cuba.

I have heard it said in Colombia as well, among the older, more educated generations.

And it is "tanto" which means so much "tonto" means fool. Like the Lone Rangers sidekick who is more aptly named in Spanish Toro.

Literally it says you know so much, you have the flavor, taste of shiat. But it really means"you think you know do much, you do not know shiat."

Cuba and Venezuela had some of the same immigration from the Canaries, the islenos, so ...


No problem.  Actually, my grandmother is probably up in heaven frowning that I have not gone to bed yet, but smiling that I was able to impart some of her knowledge she shared that I considered useless.
 
2013-09-05 04:51:50 AM  
God only gives special children to bad parents.*

*Otherwise, you'd never notice them.
 
2013-09-05 05:04:02 AM  
It got really dusty in here all of a sudden. There are still people in this world and in this life that have a heart. People that have compassion and understanding. Those are most valued character traits to have.
 
2013-09-05 05:40:59 AM  
I guess that's classier than throwing them a hanky and telling them to "clean yesselves up."
 
2013-09-05 05:44:20 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: It's fine to be autistic


www.logicmgmt.com

"Indeed, m'lady. But how does one find the time?"
 
2013-09-05 05:48:37 AM  
Was is the grocery market a few days back. There was a little boy there shopping with his dad. The kid wanted some candy or something and his dad refused so the kid starts pulling a full-blown tantrum, laying on the floor and screaming, etc.

The father just starts tickling the kid. Screams turn into laughter, After a few seconds the kid obviously forgets what he was having his tantrum for. Kid hugs dad.
 
2013-09-05 05:57:02 AM  

Maybe you should drive: Honestly, I wonder if some of the commentators in this thread have ever actually left their houses


No kidding. Bunch of never seen the sunlight, work in their moms basement neckbeards that probably haven't come within 200 yards of impregnating anyone.
 
2013-09-05 06:18:14 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: When kids get rowdy, you take them outside.  It's fine to be autistic, but if you can't behave, then you can't be with others in a public place. This kid isn't learning that.

As for the rest of us, we should show compassion like this mystery man.


generally, I would agree with you. however, did you read the part where the kid has had 3 brain surgeries so far?

any kid who has had 3 brain surgeries can do whatever the fark he wants
 
2013-09-05 06:22:20 AM  

aesirx: AverageAmericanGuy: When kids get rowdy, you take them outside.  It's fine to be autistic, but if you can't behave, then you can't be with others in a public place. This kid isn't learning that.

As for the rest of us, we should show compassion like this mystery man.

generally, I would agree with you. however, did you read the part where the kid has had 3 brain surgeries so far?

any kid who has had 3 brain surgeries can do whatever the fark he wants


Well, that's the hope, isn't it?
 
2013-09-05 06:28:06 AM  
Never judge a people by their politicians
 
2013-09-05 06:46:03 AM  
God only gives retarded children to retarded parents. What a nice god this Yahweh is.
 
2013-09-05 07:14:27 AM  

ThatDarkFellow: Your defective kid does not have the right to disrupt a group of people just because your junk sperm and broken eggs can't divide correctly.


Yes he does. Intolerance does not bring special rights.
 
2013-09-05 07:21:29 AM  

Occam's Nailfile: It's just a matter of being respectful of others around you.  Her situation is sad, but that doesn't give her a license to ruin other people's experiences.


How dare these black people want to sit at the front of the bus, upsetting all the normal people?
 
2013-09-05 07:22:48 AM  
I notice that all the people who think that when they leave the house, they have a right to perfection everywhere they travel, and who have no compassion for the child and his family, seem to be Republicans in the politics threads.

Not much of a surprise.
 
2013-09-05 07:35:02 AM  

koba22: Fat people in North Carolina...no way.


That woman looks like she need help paying for all her food.
 
2013-09-05 07:44:41 AM  

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: sethen320: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: This gives me a great idea.  Haven't been out to eat at a restaurant since the wife got put in a wheelchair last year, so maybe go to one, smack her in the head with a bat before we go in, and as she drools and babbles the entire time, I can score a kick ass meal.

/I'm a horrible person.
//Wouldn't hit her with a bat.
///But would use a whiffle ball bat.  Really hard.

You gotta say "I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat" afterward though.

Bad joke, but I am sorry for your wife. Hope it isn't anything too permanent.

Yep, permanent.  They had to sever her spine after too many surgeries and complications from spina biffida and a lamenectomy that went downhill fast.  But we're all good.  She handles it better than I do, but the whole family is doing well with it.  Now I get to park closer to grocery stores and whatnot with our super handicap license plate!!!  So in the end, it was win/win!


Id buy both of you a beer if I could. If anything, just for staying so positive. Keep it up.
 
2013-09-05 08:29:02 AM  
PainfulItching

Well that was darned neighborly. Restored my faith in humanity a bit after being in these threads all day.

Really ? What's Neighborly about having your crotch fruit throw a fit, disrupting others who are out trying to have dinner?

Being able to get your cells to collide with someone of the opposite sex does not give you the right to fark with everyone else's life.
 
2013-09-05 08:37:32 AM  
Obnoxious but consequence-free behavior that ruins the experience for everyone else? Huh, I'd have thought the trolls would be all in favor of taking unruly kids to restaurants...
 
2013-09-05 08:57:24 AM  

Fano: Probably thought the kid was the King of Spain


Anybody who tells the Strutting Jackass of Caracas to STFU can't be all bad.
 
2013-09-05 08:59:41 AM  

Occam's Nailfile: Notabunny: Years from now, when you have kids of your own, you'll understand how silly you sound.

I have three kids.  They've never been a burden to people around them for more than 5 seconds.  I didn't take them to places they could annoy people until they were old enough to obey simple instructions, like, "shhhh", or the more playful, "hey sucka, cool it, you're bein' a nutball", followed by a Gibbs-style bip on the back of the head.

My oldest is loud and a little but hyper.  I give him a gentle kick in the pants when he's over doing it, or "Hey man, you're at a 9.  I need you at like a 6, 'k?"  I honestly can't remember a single time, ever, being embarrassed because one of my rugrats was acting like a fool in public.  And not because they are incapable - at home they are a never-ending source of noise and general discontent - they just know that when Dad says "cool it", it's time to cool it, or they're gonna lose something they want - video game time, sleepover privileges, etc.

It helps a lot, too, to remind them, before we go somewhere, what the behavior code is for the environment.

"Hey guys, huddle up - this is a restaurant.  Talk, enjoy yourselves, but use your manners, and keep your voices down.  Joey, don't order two racks of ribs, ya won't finish em.  Deal?"

"Got it Dad".

If they are too young to understand that, they are just too young for that environment. Find some other way to entertain the family.  Hit the park, barbeque, go swimming, play in the yard with them.  FFS, you can spray kids with a hose for three hours and they'll be mad as hell that you're stopping.

Maybe, JUST maybe, a bit more emphasis is needed on teaching children to have manners in public BEFORE they are taken into public.


I smarted this post.  You sir, are doing it right.  If I knew you, I'd buy you a drink.  As a new father myself, I hope to have a family that acts as you say yours does.  Cheers!
 
2013-09-05 09:11:36 AM  
Defective kids have defective parents
 
2013-09-05 09:38:47 AM  
i was hoping for the slap in the face.

/You know, most pizza places will deliver to your home.
 
2013-09-05 09:43:13 AM  

ThatDarkFellow: Your defective kid does not have the right to disrupt a group of people just because your junk sperm and broken eggs can't divide correctly.


I dont know. Thats what your parents did.
 
2013-09-05 09:47:31 AM  

theflatline: While very nice I can this guy doing it. And cooking some body part and thinking "While not something I normally do I find the meat of those with severe brain abnormalities to often have a taste similar to that of veal, that velvety, milky goodness of animal that is not quite right in nature, an anomaly that will never develop normally.  As the french say when I get the "envie" for this particular dish I feel that by taking this type of life I am really saving that of the parents. And even mercy killings, such as roadkill, should never go to waste."

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I don't know fark all about fashion, but everyone of his outfits is farking awesome.


Occam's Nailfile: I dig that. But there's a difference between fun, boisterous people and a screaming, fit-throwing kid. One is tolerable, the other makes people want to pour gasoline in their ears and light a match


There is a difference, but you are likely to find both at a place like that.
 
2013-09-05 09:50:16 AM  
Parents should be slapped for bringing their kid into a public place.
 
2013-09-05 10:10:57 AM  
Fark's War on Children® continues. I'm glad I don't know most of you IRL. Twats.
 
2013-09-05 10:17:48 AM  
ITT: Broken, cynical misanthropists are unable to comprehend somebody who might not be.
 
2013-09-05 10:30:45 AM  
ITT: Broken, cynical misanthropists are unable to comprehend somebody who might not be.


I fully comprehend it. it's just stupid.
 
2013-09-05 10:57:06 AM  
That note could easily be an insult, too. It all depends on how you read it.
 
2013-09-05 11:17:11 AM  

Maybe you should drive: For fark's sake. A pizza place is exactly where you take a kid with behavioral issues to try and teach them appropriate behaviors in public.  When I go to a pizza joint I expect a noisy environment.  If any of you Farkers are going to pizza joints expecting to not hear kids screaming, you are most likely every bit as mentally retarded as the people you hate.

Honestly, I wonder if some of the commentators in this thread have ever actually left their houses  It's not like this kid ruined your meal at a five star restaurant.  It's a farking pizza place.


Some people are simply not equipped to handle dining in public places-- and by that, I mean anyone who expects the quiet and privacy of eating at home while dining in a place that allows other people (and any potential issues they may cause) to dine close by.

Some of the nicer restaurants have certain standards where you can expect a quieter environment. If you're not going to one of those, then expect anything from someone's kid throwing a tantrum to drunk patrons at the bar to a particularly rude grown woman berating the waitress because her lettuce is on the wrong side of the plate. If you can't handle that, then maybe you're the one who should just get carry out and eat at home.
 
2013-09-05 11:29:57 AM  
Occam's Nailfile: I have three kids.  They've never been a burden to people around them for more than 5 seconds.

Bullshiat. Any parent who says this is either delusional and doesn't realize how much trouble their kids actually get into, or they're a goddamn liar. Yes, kids will eventually learn how to behave, but there's a learning process, and ALL of them rebel at some point. If for some reason you actually believe this statement you just uttered, then you're clueless. I can guaran-farking-tee you that your kids are or have been utter shiatheads either when you're not looking or that you're just naturally desensitized to the shiatheadiness of your precious little snowflake as opposed to someone else's kid. (It's always the other kid's fault when Little Johnny throws a rock.)

Quit pretending you're Mary Margaret Perfect Parent. We know you're not. There's also a vast difference between "unruly child" and "child with special needs."
 
2013-09-05 11:47:29 AM  

supayoda: Occam's Nailfile: I have three kids.  They've never been a burden to people around them for more than 5 seconds.

Bullshiat. Any parent who says this is either delusional and doesn't realize how much trouble their kids actually get into, or they're a goddamn liar. Yes, kids will eventually learn how to behave, but there's a learning process, and ALL of them rebel at some point. If for some reason you actually believe this statement you just uttered, then you're clueless. I can guaran-farking-tee you that your kids are or have been utter shiatheads either when you're not looking or that you're just naturally desensitized to the shiatheadiness of your precious little snowflake as opposed to someone else's kid. (It's always the other kid's fault when Little Johnny throws a rock.)

Quit pretending you're Mary Margaret Perfect Parent. We know you're not. There's also a vast difference between "unruly child" and "child with special needs."


This.
 
2013-09-05 11:54:36 AM  

GoldSpider: How kind of this anonymous stranger to take time out of his day to remind this poor mother that she is effectively shackled to her disabled kid, and that he has the luxury of not only affording the cost of an extra few meals, but that he can extract himself from her challenging situation at will.  Way to rub her nose in her situation like the dogshiat he evidently sees the kid as.


Plenty of people would love to be shackled with a kid of their own, even if it is disabled.
Maybe it is better though, to just abort all babies not deemed to be of high enough quality dna, and to parents wealthy enough to provide a private education for the children.
 
2013-09-05 12:00:46 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: GoldSpider: How kind of this anonymous stranger to take time out of his day to remind this poor mother that she is effectively shackled to her disabled kid, and that he has the luxury of not only affording the cost of an extra few meals, but that he can extract himself from her challenging situation at will.  Way to rub her nose in her situation like the dogshiat he evidently sees the kid as.

Plenty of people would love to be shackled with a kid of their own, even if it is disabled.
Maybe it is better though, to just abort all babies not deemed to be of high enough quality dna, and to parents wealthy enough to provide a private education for the children.


this, so much.
 
2013-09-05 12:13:22 PM  
Great. Just what we need. More parents who think they're UbberParents just because they plopped a yowling sh*tmonster from between their legs, and want to inflict their hideous stinkgoblin at as many people in public as possible.
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2013-09-05 12:26:30 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Great. Just what we need. More parents who think they're UbberParents just because they plopped a yowling sh*tmonster from between their legs, and want to inflict their hideous stinkgoblin at as many people in public as possible.
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Jesus, what the fark?  One that kid is almost old enough to drive and two do that shiat in the bathroom!  I eat on those tables, lady!
 
2013-09-05 12:31:43 PM  

RockofAges: C) If anyone ever talked shiat in front of me about a mentally handicapped child (without joking, you know the tone and attitude I'm talking about), in particular, asking them to leave a public restaurant -- I would publicly confront them with the willingness to physically correct them.


Oooo, what're you gonna do tough guy, suck my dick?

It's pretty sad that you're so "special" that you need to settle a dispute by getting a physical. Of course, pencil necks of your caliber are always so muscular on the internet.
 
2013-09-05 12:55:42 PM  

sethen320: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: sethen320: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: This gives me a great idea.  Haven't been out to eat at a restaurant since the wife got put in a wheelchair last year, so maybe go to one, smack her in the head with a bat before we go in, and as she drools and babbles the entire time, I can score a kick ass meal.

/I'm a horrible person.
//Wouldn't hit her with a bat.
///But would use a whiffle ball bat.  Really hard.

You gotta say "I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat" afterward though.

Bad joke, but I am sorry for your wife. Hope it isn't anything too permanent.

Yep, permanent.  They had to sever her spine after too many surgeries and complications from spina biffida and a lamenectomy that went downhill fast.  But we're all good.  She handles it better than I do, but the whole family is doing well with it.  Now I get to park closer to grocery stores and whatnot with our super handicap license plate!!!  So in the end, it was win/win!

Id buy both of you a beer if I could. If anything, just for staying so positive. Keep it up.


Appreciate that, but she's a non-drinker, and I've been dry for a long time, so we'll settle for a decent cup of coffee.
 
2013-09-05 12:56:50 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: sethen320: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: This gives me a great idea.  Haven't been out to eat at a restaurant since the wife got put in a wheelchair last year, so maybe go to one, smack her in the head with a bat before we go in, and as she drools and babbles the entire time, I can score a kick ass meal.

/I'm a horrible person.
//Wouldn't hit her with a bat.
///But would use a whiffle ball bat.  Really hard.

You gotta say "I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat" afterward though.

Bad joke, but I am sorry for your wife. Hope it isn't anything too permanent.

Yep, permanent.  They had to sever her spine after too many surgeries and complications from spina biffida and a lamenectomy that went downhill fast.  But we're all good.  She handles it better than I do, but the whole family is doing well with it.  Now I get to park closer to grocery stores and whatnot with our super handicap license plate!!!  So in the end, it was win/win!

Does her lady parts still function


Nope, lady parts went the way of her legs last year.  Skinamax at night gets me through.
 
2013-09-05 01:09:45 PM  
On one hand -- take the kid outside if he's being ridiculous. On the other hand, I wonder how many farkers have made a similar scene in a public place during a night of heavy drinking.

/good for the guy, though.
 
2013-09-05 01:13:35 PM  

GoldSpider: How kind of this anonymous stranger to take time out of his day to remind this poor mother that she is effectively shackled to her disabled kid, and that he has the luxury of not only affording the cost of an extra few meals, but that he can extract himself from her challenging situation at will.  Way to rub her nose in her situation like the dogshiat he evidently sees the kid as.


...Purty sure that's not what it was intended as.

/I'd like to think I'd have done it too, if I'd had the money
//Mostly because, to be honest, any one of us could be that kid or that mother, and we'd appreciate the help and sympathy too.
 
2013-09-05 01:17:28 PM  

RockofAges: //maybe it's an east coast thing, but around here we don't take kindly to cowards and bullies


Oh, so you're willing to bully them? You're a pussy and a hypocrite. Go slap yourself silly, tough guy, before someone else does it for you.
 
2013-09-05 01:39:51 PM  
//maybe it's an east coast thing, but around here we don't take kindly to cowards and bullies

Oh, so you're willing to bully them? You're a pussy and a hypocrite. Go slap yourself silly, tough guy, before someone else does it for you.


It's always the biggest sissies that throw these accusations out
 
2013-09-05 02:21:15 PM  

zenferret: RockofAges: C) If anyone ever talked shiat in front of me about a mentally handicapped child (without joking, you know the tone and attitude I'm talking about), in particular, asking them to leave a public restaurant -- I would publicly confront them with the willingness to physically correct them.

Oooo, what're you gonna do tough guy, suck my dick?

It's pretty sad that you're so "special" that you need to settle a dispute by getting a physical. Of course, pencil necks of your caliber are always so muscular on the internet.


Right or wrong, I have less issue with someone getting physical over a dispute like the above than I do with the initial situation of harping on or about a mentally challenged kid. No sympathy for Joe Nobody who thinks their worthless existence is more important than everyone else's, especially with regards to a person with no choice in the matter of how they ended up.

It's been covered plenty already, but if you've got a problem with a special needs kid acting out the real problem is likely you. Quit being an uptight farkwad and get over it. If you can't handle less-than-perfect situations in public spaces, maybe it's YOU who should stay home, eh?
 
2013-09-05 03:21:00 PM  

Perpetuous Procrastination: No sympathy for Joe Nobody who thinks their worthless existence is more important than everyone else's, especially with regards to a person with no choice in the matter of how they ended up.


Oh, as opposed to Joe Parent who thinks their worthless tard is more important than anyone else. Another hypocrite. The world does not revolve around your mistakes, cupcake.
 
2013-09-05 06:10:10 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Great. Just what we need. More parents who think they're UbberParents just because they plopped a yowling sh*tmonster from between their legs, and want to inflict their hideous stinkgoblin at as many people in public as possible.
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That is just beyond wrong. I can understand breastfeeding at a table, because the kid is eating. For pooping, you go to the pooping place, regardless of age. That's unsanitary.
 
2013-09-05 11:14:06 PM  

whatshisname: Very nice gesture, but God must have strange sense of humour.


And when I die I expect to find him laughing.
 
2013-09-06 02:45:42 AM  

Cyclometh: insertsnarkyusername: I don't see why I should care about their needs when you are interrupting my meal.

I wish I could be there the day when you need someone's compassion and they say "I don't see why I should care".


At the very least it's not going to be because I ruined your dinner.
 
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