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2013-09-04 04:33:36 PM
It's not like we haven't already gotten to see her tits.
 
2013-09-04 04:35:08 PM
DAMN YOU MILANO!
 
2013-09-04 04:37:38 PM

basemetal: It's not like we haven't already gotten to see her tits.


There's something wrong with you if you have gotten tired of seeing her tits
Why I could stare at her tits repeatedly
 
2013-09-04 04:43:08 PM

NuttierThanEver: basemetal: It's not like we haven't already gotten to see her tits.

There's something wrong with you if you have gotten tired of seeing her tits
Why I could stare at her tits repeatedly


And yet instead of a GIS, you come here to argue.
 
2013-09-04 04:57:33 PM
Yes i would stare, but this video is dissappointing.

Good cleavage shots tho.
 
2013-09-04 05:22:04 PM
SUBMITTER OWES ME 20 SECONDS AND THE 30 KLEENEXES I ANTICIPATORILY GOT OUT OF THE BOX
 
2013-09-04 05:28:19 PM
i.imgur.com


Hmm.  I would definitely have to say that those things have been filled with some substance to make them appear artificially bigger.
 
2013-09-04 05:30:50 PM
Disappointment set in once I saw the Funny or Die logo.
 
2013-09-04 05:30:51 PM

flucto: SUBMITTER OWES ME 20 SECONDS AND THE 30 KLEENEXES I ANTICIPATORILY GOT OUT OF THE BOX


Let me help you with that.  Here's all of her nude scenes from Embrace of the Vampire (NSFW)
 
2013-09-04 05:32:07 PM
Alyssa (and subby), I am sorely disappoint
 
2013-09-04 05:37:04 PM
It's a double-edged sword.

/subby's a tease
 
2013-09-04 05:38:26 PM
I can't believe how long Alyssa let the anal sex go on. It's like she's done it before.
 
2013-09-04 05:44:26 PM

unyon: flucto: SUBMITTER OWES ME 20 SECONDS AND THE 30 KLEENEXES I ANTICIPATORILY GOT OUT OF THE BOX

Let me help you with that.  Here's all of her nude scenes from Embrace of the Vampire (NSFW)


I remember renting that back in high school.

Kept it four extra days.
 
2013-09-04 05:44:53 PM

unyon: Let me help you with that. Here's all of her nude scenes from Embrace of the Vampire (NSFW)


Eh, thanks and stuff but it's just not what swinemitter promised.
 
2013-09-04 05:46:12 PM
I wish she had done a nude scene in Commando.
 
2013-09-04 05:52:24 PM

Persnickety: [i.imgur.com image 850x787]


Hmm.  I would definitely have to say that those things have been filled with some substance to make them appear artificially bigger.


I'm thinking just some very good under-wire there.  I don't think she went for the bolt-ons.
 
2013-09-04 05:56:00 PM

Atomic Spunk: I wish she had done a nude scene in Commando  Fear.

 
2013-09-04 06:00:02 PM

Atomic Spunk: I wish she had done a nude scene in Commando vitro.

 
2013-09-04 06:01:24 PM
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... urns
 
2013-09-04 06:07:27 PM

flucto: unyon: Let me help you with that. Here's all of her nude scenes from Embrace of the Vampire (NSFW)

Eh, thanks and stuff but it's just not what swinemitter promised.


*snert*

For you, extremely Q&D:

img842.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-04 06:13:38 PM
I'm pretty sure Embrace of the Vampire did more to encourage people to join the Internet and to make it faster and easier to use than any other single event.
 
2013-09-04 06:16:48 PM
www.hollywoodphotoshop.com
Yes please
 
2013-09-04 06:22:40 PM

Atomic Spunk: I wish she had done a nude scene in Commando.



www.badmovies.org

Arnie is gonna kill you last.
 
2013-09-04 06:24:31 PM
Alyssa, you magnificient b....astard?

She is the Queen Troll of the Internet today. Not many people can force-feed disgusting knowledge-medicine down the American gullet, yet somehow she managed to do it.

Bravo.
 
2013-09-04 06:34:31 PM
She has a new TV show coming out, doesn't she?


Atomic Spunk: I wish she had done a nude scene in Commando.


i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-04 06:36:57 PM
She's a master bait and switch.
 
2013-09-04 06:41:32 PM

JerseyTim: make it faster and easier to use than any other single event


I'd give her something fast and easy, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

/Sweet Alyssa is my longest running celeb crush. She's made the laminated list.
 
2013-09-04 06:45:29 PM
gbatemp.net

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My childhood is finally complete at 39. An Alyssa Milano sex tape. The kittens I killed as a teen.
 
2013-09-04 06:46:35 PM
Also: I'd hit that so hard, Mike Tyson would say, "Now wasn't that a bit much?"

/you heard that in his voice.
 
2013-09-04 06:47:47 PM
Fake

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-04 06:49:30 PM
img.myconfinedspace.com
 
2013-09-04 06:50:17 PM

ManateeGag: I'm thinking just some very good under-wire there. I don't think she went for the bolt-ons.


She did. She's been fairly open about it, too.

They did a good job and she went for a nice size and shape for her frame, which is probably part of the reason why they don't stand out as fakies.
 
2013-09-04 06:51:22 PM
Lies, Subby, dirty filthy lies
 
2013-09-04 06:52:22 PM

GungFu: Atomic Spunk: I wish she had done a nude scene in Commando.




Arnie is gonna kill you last.


He lied.
 
2013-09-04 06:53:11 PM
It's a good thing I still have a working VCR..
 
2013-09-04 06:54:33 PM

shoegaze99: They did a good job and she went for a nice size and shape for her frame


I'd give her frame a good job, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-09-04 06:55:10 PM

GungFu: Atomic Spunk: I wish she had done a nude scene in Commando.


[www.badmovies.org image 500x250]

Arnie is gonna kill you last.


Sully told me he's a liar.
 
2013-09-04 06:58:39 PM

LeroyBourne: GungFu: Atomic Spunk: I wish she had done a nude scene in Commando.


[www.badmovies.org image 500x250]

Arnie is gonna kill you last.

Sully told me he's a liar.


LeroyBourne: GungFu: Atomic Spunk: I wish she had done a nude scene in Commando.


[www.badmovies.org image 500x250]

Arnie is gonna kill you last.

Sully told me he's a liar.


t.qkme.me
 
2013-09-04 07:02:13 PM
Oh, I loved her in

Léon: The Professional
 
2013-09-04 07:04:12 PM

uncleacid: It's a good thing I still have a working VCR..


Same here.

Buddy taped it off the Space chanel about twelve years ago, has held up very well.
 
2013-09-04 07:05:04 PM

Flappyhead: has held up very well.


I'd hold her up really well, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

/see, the key is to type while looking at the computer kinda lecherously.
 
2013-09-04 07:05:13 PM

vudukungfu: Oh, I loved her in

Léon: The Professional


da fuq?
 
2013-09-04 07:09:50 PM
Things I learned today:   Alyssa Milano was the little girl in Commando.  Hmmm.
 
2013-09-04 07:11:01 PM

mentallo69: vudukungfu: Oh, I loved her in

Léon: The Professional

da fuq?


Nah, you are thinking The Parent Trap.
 
2013-09-04 07:11:25 PM
14 year old me wishes this were true.  Oh hell now me wishes this were true.
 
2013-09-04 07:30:55 PM
FARK YOU SUBBY!
 
2013-09-04 07:33:12 PM
She's aged much better than her former costar Leah Remini.

I'd hit it while Judith Light is in the shower and then fark her when she gets out.

I'd also fark Mona, but Im afraid gingers have an expiration
 
2013-09-04 07:53:09 PM
It was from Commando, you sickos.
 
2013-09-04 07:59:36 PM
Pretty much sums it up. I'm divided on this issue. On the one hand I don't trust our govt. nor it's corporate allies. On the other, I don't want my cynicism to prevent aide. I'm not naive to think we don't have some enemies out there, and I'm not naive to think nations don't have squabbles. But it doesn't matter who did it , that it was done and doing it once increases the likeleyhood of doing it again. The thing is these weapons are very dangerous. Not only for the death and injury of a people. But, those chemicals have the potential to alter the genetic pool. Not only of humans but of animals and plants. That's the real danger.
 
2013-09-04 08:00:19 PM

Bslim: mentallo69: vudukungfu: Oh, I loved her in

Léon: The Professional

da fuq?

Nah, you are thinking The Parent Trap.


You mean Return to Oz
 
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