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2013-09-04 04:09:49 PM
A BWS* ? That's definitely a new one.

*breast feeding while scooting
 
2013-09-04 04:16:40 PM
FTA:  Although she was issued citations for child endangering and violating the child restraint law, she told the station, "If my child's hungry, I'm going to feed it."

Then pull the fark over you stupid coont.  It's not that hard to figure out.
 
2013-09-04 04:18:16 PM
Busy moms have to multitask, but a woman in Yuzhou, China, recently got stopped by police for breastfeeding her 18-month-old son while riding on a moped.

The young mom was allegedly weaving her scooter through traffic while holding her 18-month-old son in her arms, when the kid started crying, the Hollywood Gossip reported.

Witnesses said the mom started to breastfeed the child while keeping a hand on the handlebars, Orange News reported.


Sounds like she had it pretty much under control.
 
2013-09-04 04:23:28 PM
I guess Darwin can't be everywhere at once.
 
2013-09-04 04:28:28 PM
I'd rub her baby buggy bumpers.

Sure it's a stretch but I'm bored and I was bottle fed.
 
2013-09-04 04:37:07 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-04 05:14:16 PM
Meals on Wheels!
 
2013-09-04 05:28:14 PM
Watch as the militant wing of La Leche League storms in to defend her right to feed ANYWHERE ANYTIME and completely misses the point.
 
2013-09-04 05:30:44 PM
Yep, she'd better be pumped, that could turn into a lot of cheese for her.
 
2013-09-04 05:41:41 PM
How did that seem like a good idea to her?
 
2013-09-04 06:00:22 PM
I'm outraged that police would stop this. Stupidity is hereditary, this is purgable DNA.
 
2013-09-04 06:02:02 PM

flucto: Watch as the militant wing of La Leche League storms in to defend her right to feed ANYWHERE ANYTIME and completely misses the point.


Only if this occurred in the USA.  She was Chinese- nobody of importance really cares.
 
2013-09-04 06:02:14 PM
"She was risking her life, her son's life and the lives of all the other road users,"

Of ALL the other road users?

Like the truck drivers?  What is she, some kind of Super Saiyan brick wall that would crush the front of the truck in if they slammed into her?
 
2013-09-04 06:02:17 PM
Did... did anyone else see, above the article, a photo of a woman breastfeeding while doing a yoga headstand? Was that mobile only? Maybe my mobile only?

/maybe my kinky fantasy only?
 
2013-09-04 06:02:21 PM
Somebody should come up with a name for milk that has been shaken like riding on a moped.
 
2013-09-04 06:03:21 PM

davidhyde: Somebody should come up with a name for milk that has been shaken like riding on a moped.


Depends... was this commonly done in Harlem?
 
2013-09-04 06:05:04 PM
Dual airbags, standard.
 
2013-09-04 06:06:52 PM

davidhyde: Somebody should come up with a name for milk that has been shaken like riding on a moped.


Mo-PediaSure
 
2013-09-04 06:09:51 PM
Genuine Compton?

That's for sure.
 
2013-09-04 06:10:56 PM
That seems safe.
 
2013-09-04 06:12:33 PM
Madison moped guy approves:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-04 06:17:18 PM

Oznog: "She was risking her life, her son's life and the lives of all the other road users,"

Of ALL the other road users?

Like the truck drivers?  What is she, some kind of Super Saiyan brick wall that would crush the front of the truck in if they slammed into her?


If the truck drivers are staring at her, they're not watching the road.
 
2013-09-04 06:17:52 PM

clowncar on fire: flucto: Watch as the militant wing of La Leche League storms in to defend her right to feed ANYWHERE ANYTIME and completely misses the point.

Only if this occurred in the USA.  She was Chinese- nobody of importance really cares.


Sadly, Americans are not immune from this special form of stupid.

CSB: Driving down Turnagain Arm going snowboarding. Perfect day for it as it's coming down hard. This is a particularly dangerous stretch of highway, especially in the winter, especially in a heavy snowfall. SUV in front of me driving like complete ass, weaving, way too slow, even for the conditions. After about 15 minutes I finally get a safe stretch to pass. Nope, she' snot texting like I thought, she's breast feeding. Cops were called, don't know if they ever got her.
 
2013-09-04 06:18:46 PM

brimed03: Did... did anyone else see, above the article, a photo of a woman breastfeeding while doing a yoga headstand? Was that mobile only? Maybe my mobile only?

/maybe my kinky fantasy only?


old news is old
 
2013-09-04 06:18:51 PM
I hope she gets a tit caught in the chain... that would be funny.
 
2013-09-04 06:20:14 PM
What is wrong with you, breast feeding is a natural thing and she has every right to breast feed in public.

Leave women that choose to feed their babies naturally alone please.

\But if the baby is old enough to hold on to the mother while riding on a moped then it might be time to go to food from the dinner table.
 
2013-09-04 06:22:51 PM
NOT the breast decision she's ever made.....
 
2013-09-04 06:23:12 PM

Enemabag Jones: What is wrong with you, breast feeding is a natural thing and she has every right to breast feed in public.

Leave women that choose to feed their babies naturally alone please.

\But if the baby is old enough to hold on to the mother while riding on a moped then it might be time to go to food from the dinner table.


The only form of suckling I endorse while driving is road head.
 
2013-09-04 06:23:30 PM
IT'S...
 
2013-09-04 06:23:47 PM
What an udderly stupid idea.
 
2013-09-04 06:24:54 PM
Feed It.

graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2013-09-04 06:28:55 PM
The other day I saw a man driving a motorcycle with his 6-year-old on the back and carrying an infant in a front sling. I would have called it in, but I wasn't entirely sure it was illegal. Parents can carry infants in sling/backpack things and ride a bicycle I believe.
 
2013-09-04 06:29:05 PM
What if she hit a pot hole and the little nipper bit her nipple off?
 
2013-09-04 06:29:28 PM
Hey you stupid coont, if you have to feed your baby, fine.  Don't do it while you're farking driving.  Pull into a parking lot or something, whip the tit out, let little Junior have his meal.  Don't have the kid gaffer-taped to the chest while you're tooling down the road like Dennis Hopper in Easy Rider.
 
2013-09-04 06:29:57 PM

The Pumpkin Eater: What if she hit a pot hole and the little nipper bit her nipple off?


Lil big nipper?
 
2013-09-04 06:32:15 PM
China?  Oh man that sucks, I wonder if the kid got in trouble for being late for work.
 
2013-09-04 06:32:37 PM

Oznog: "She was risking her life, her son's life and the lives of all the other road users,"

Of ALL the other road users?

Like the truck drivers?  What is she, some kind of Super Saiyan brick wall that would crush the front of the truck in if they slammed into her?


I was going to say who knows what the truckers will hit trying to avoid her.  Then I saw from the thread that this was in China so the assumption that the truckers would attempt to avoid her is probably unwarranted.

hailin: The other day I saw a man driving a motorcycle with his 6-year-old on the back and carrying an infant in a front sling. I would have called it in, but I wasn't entirely sure it was illegal. Parents can carry infants in sling/backpack things and ride a bicycle I believe.


Bikes aren't motorcycles, and you can't really generalize from one to the other.  I know when I was in Japan there was an explicit law that children can't ride on motorized bikes, which is why bicycles with baby seats are popular.  I don't know about here in the US.
 
2013-09-04 06:42:27 PM
Forget the breastfeeding, she just had that kid draped over her leg like a sack of potatoes, one bump? And its all over. What a stupid twunt.
 
2013-09-04 06:48:30 PM
Yeah, this is so wrong. One bump and...what a waste. Perfectly good breast milk...
 
2013-09-04 06:51:42 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Forget the breastfeeding, she just had that kid draped over her leg like a sack of potatoes, one bump? And its all over. What a stupid twunt.


Meh. Too many Chinese as it is.

/i keed
 
2013-09-04 06:53:17 PM

Peaceboy: Yep, she'd better be pumped, that could turn into a lot of cheese for her.


The idea of human cheese is both intriguing and disturbing.
 
2013-09-04 06:57:18 PM
What a boob.
 
2013-09-04 06:57:26 PM
This happens a thousand times a day in Vietnam and nobody cares.
 
2013-09-04 06:58:37 PM
Does anyone know when more information will be released? I want to keep abreast of the situation.
 
2013-09-04 06:59:02 PM

Mentalpatient87: Peaceboy: Yep, she'd better be pumped, that could turn into a lot of cheese for her.

The idea of human cheese is both intriguing and disturbing.


It's been done.  More than once.  I can't be bothered to Google it, but it's there to be found, if you have a few minutes.

/  I wouldn't mind a good Muenster.
// As long as it is Pasteurized.
 
2013-09-04 06:59:48 PM

SomeTexan: Mentalpatient87: Peaceboy: Yep, she'd better be pumped, that could turn into a lot of cheese for her.

The idea of human cheese is both intriguing and disturbing.

It's been done.  More than once.  I can't be bothered to Google it, but it's there to be found, if you have a few minutes.

/  I wouldn't mind a good Muenster.
// As long as it is Pasteurized.


Not really.
 
2013-09-04 07:04:00 PM

serial arseonist: China?  Oh man that sucks, I wonder if the kid got in trouble for being late for work.


That and he is SURE to be hungry again in an hour.
 
2013-09-04 07:08:57 PM
Two boobs, one pup.
 
2013-09-04 07:14:57 PM
The young mom was allegedly weaving her scooter through traffic while holding her 18-month-old son in her arms, when the kid started crying, the Hollywood Gossip reported.

How the hell did The Hollywood Gossip wind up in China, of all places?
Don't they have any celebrity dalliances to report back home?
 
2013-09-04 07:18:56 PM

skinink: Two boobs, one pup.


Bravo!

/funnied
 
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