bugmn99: Next up: US ground forces forced to fight in flip flops./thanks Bootbama
clkeagle: Well, clearly they are serious about getting the national debt under control.No doubt our fiscally-minded Senate included language that imposes a progressive war tax to pay for any escalation in conflict... right?
Pinner: Looking like a fool with your boots on the ground.
cptjeff: Some of us like to actually weigh the facts and situation at hand before immediately hysterically proclaiming that things specifically prohibited in a bill will inevitably happen despite that prohibition.
uber humper: Is Libya not a lawless shiathole ,right about now?
ZoeNekros: Wangiss:I think homey was referring to the New York Times versus the New York Post. There's a clear distinction there.Why would you think that in Washington Times thread?
darth_badger: But I'm watching CSPAN and kerry just said there would be no boots on the ground. Damn, he sure can lie with a straight face.
farkinglizardking: I wouldn't put it past our government to fabricate evidence, but I also don't want to side with Putin.
jshine: uber humper: cameroncrazy1984: Smeggy Smurf: WhoopAssWayne: I guess Obama will be returning that Nobel Peace Prize since he's not using it anymore.He's going to smack a biatch with itHooray racism!I think "smacking a biatch" is sexist. You're getting you *ists mixed up.Also, the ASPCA might get after you for hitting your dog.
mainstreet62: Elegy: bootsbugmn99: flip flopsYunus: sneakersNo, no, no. Due to sequestration, our armed forces will now fight in these:[websitegenel.files.wordpress.com image 475x281]
ZoeNekros: I forget. Is Times or Post the derpy one?
bugmn99: flip flops
Yunus: No "boots on the ground" just sneakers. It's totally different.
vudukungfu: Well, come on all of you, big strong men,Uncle Sam needs your help again.Forgot basic war winning theory-aWay down yonder in SyriaSo put down your books and pick up a gun,We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.And it's one, two, three,What are we fighting for ?Don't ask me, I ain't got no fear of ya,Next stop is Syria;And it's five, six, seven,Open up the pearly gates,Well there ain't no time to wonder why,Whoopee! we're all gonna die.Come on Wall Street, don't be slow,Why man, this is war au-go-goThere's plenty good money to be madeBy supplying the Army with the tools of it's trade,But just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,They drop it on the Arab-cong. /Apologies to Country Joe Mac Donald.
Ned Stark: How entirely predictable.
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