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2013-09-04 02:15:53 PM
DAAAAAYUM!

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-04 02:31:45 PM
"what happened here?"

"These guys fell down.  a lot."
 
2013-09-04 02:56:48 PM
Good.
 
2013-09-04 02:59:04 PM
Well they might think differently about robbing people in the future now.
 
2013-09-04 02:59:33 PM
No details on the victims (like where they learned to kick ass)? That's a pretty righteous beating.
 
2013-09-04 03:01:15 PM
Way to go , guys
Well done
 
2013-09-04 03:02:09 PM
[IMOKWITHTHIS.JPG]
 
2013-09-04 03:02:15 PM
So wait, what is this? This is like a Reverse Triple Spiral Inverted Zimmerman with a Half-tuck?
 
2013-09-04 03:03:29 PM

scottydoesntknow: No details on the victims (like where they learned to kick ass)? That's a pretty righteous beating.


No details often means military
 
2013-09-04 03:03:54 PM
Awesome, brought a gun to a fist fight and still lost.
 
2013-09-04 03:04:05 PM
humm why did not create anyone a virtual mashin for usb-key's, USB-flashdrives or Usb-hd's or something
to create a possibility for installing WinXP, W7 or other systems on an Stick/usb-drive or something..
i propagate it every time .. to have easy a very easiest way to install a System on USB-space.
in englisg form tells me every.. there be no wish suggestions, it's more supportform here..
and on other place tell's me take you suggest in you a...
Hey Programmers.. realy it is need a USB-Installhelper for USB-space on this systems
can you install and uninstall, the PE it is ma by a good idea and not bad for CD'rom's
but nothing for USB-Devices ...
Can not create any one of the Programmers an USB-Device System installer ?
commoonn ... pleeeeaassee.....
best regards
Blacky
 
2013-09-04 03:04:31 PM
Your face wants steak.
 
2013-09-04 03:04:38 PM
"What happened here?"
"These guys fell"
"How did they fall?"
"Down. Hard".
 
2013-09-04 03:04:50 PM
och dammit wrong window
 
2013-09-04 03:05:17 PM
Repeat. Repeat.
 
2013-09-04 03:05:50 PM
Eye for an iPhone.
 
2013-09-04 03:06:03 PM

69gnarkill69: Awesome, brought a gun to a fist fight and still lost.


Might have been unloaded or was a fake too. Some of these jokers try that and it doesn't go well for them when someone calls their bluff.
 
2013-09-04 03:06:43 PM
Stay out of melee range when using a long range weapon.
 
2013-09-04 03:07:56 PM

Stephen_Falken: humm why did not create anyone a virtual mashin for usb-key's, USB-flashdrives or Usb-hd's or something
to create a possibility for installing WinXP, W7 or other systems on an Stick/usb-drive or something..
i propagate it every time .. to have easy a very easiest way to install a System on USB-space.
in englisg form tells me every.. there be no wish suggestions, it's more supportform here..
and on other place tell's me take you suggest in you a...
Hey Programmers.. realy it is need a USB-Installhelper for USB-space on this systems
can you install and uninstall, the PE it is ma by a good idea and not bad for CD'rom's
but nothing for USB-Devices ...
Can not create any one of the Programmers an USB-Device System installer ?
commoonn ... pleeeeaassee.....
best regards
Blacky


imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-04 03:07:56 PM

Stephen_Falken: och dammit wrong window


Stephen_Falken: humm why did not create anyone a virtual mashin for usb-key's, USB-flashdrives or Usb-hd's or something
to create a possibility for installing WinXP, W7 or other systems on an Stick/usb-drive or something..
i propagate it every time .. to have easy a very easiest way to install a System on USB-space.
in englisg form tells me every.. there be no wish suggestions, it's more supportform here..
and on other place tell's me take you suggest in you a...
Hey Programmers.. realy it is need a USB-Installhelper for USB-space on this systems
can you install and uninstall, the PE it is ma by a good idea and not bad for CD'rom's
but nothing for USB-Devices ...
Can not create any one of the Programmers an USB-Device System installer ?
commoonn ... pleeeeaassee.....
best regards
Blacky


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-09-04 03:08:36 PM
durbnpoisn.comli.com
 
2013-09-04 03:08:59 PM

pyrotek85: 69gnarkill69: Awesome, brought a gun to a fist fight and still lost.

Might have been unloaded or was a fake too. Some of these jokers try that and it doesn't go well for them when someone calls their bluff.


Risky bluff to call for just some property and/or cash. Glad it worked out and no one died, but eek.
 
2013-09-04 03:09:09 PM
"What happened here?"
"These guys fell"
"How did they fall?"
"Down. Hard".


Brilliant...
 
2013-09-04 03:09:24 PM
Yeah, those kids don't look like the murderous type.  Those guys they sought out saw that too.
 
2013-09-04 03:09:25 PM

talkertopc: Stay out of melee range when using a long range weapon.


Well played.
 
2013-09-04 03:09:29 PM
www.robotvsbadger.com

He just wanted to be left alone...
 
2013-09-04 03:09:44 PM
To borrow an old Fark meme, someone wanted karate (or didn't want it and they got it anyway).
 
2013-09-04 03:09:46 PM

TOTAL A** KICKING


Art kicking?

Asp kicking?

Ace kicking?

I'm stumped. It must not be 'ass' since that word is not filtered here. :-|
 
2013-09-04 03:10:06 PM
next time shot these two...they need more street cred
 
2013-09-04 03:10:25 PM

Stephen_Falken: humm why did not create anyone a virtual mashin for usb-key's, USB-flashdrives or Usb-hd's or something
to create a possibility for installing WinXP, W7 or other systems on an Stick/usb-drive or something..
i propagate it every time .. to have easy a very easiest way to install a System on USB-space.
in englisg form tells me every.. there be no wish suggestions, it's more supportform here..
and on other place tell's me take you suggest in you a...
Hey Programmers.. realy it is need a USB-Installhelper for USB-space on this systems
can you install and uninstall, the PE it is ma by a good idea and not bad for CD'rom's
but nothing for USB-Devices ...
Can not create any one of the Programmers an USB-Device System installer ?
commoonn ... pleeeeaassee.....
best regards
Blacky


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-09-04 03:10:46 PM
So the beaten would be robbers where black and messican.... que the federal felonty hate crimes charges if the would be victims where white in 3...2...1
 
2013-09-04 03:10:49 PM
...police continue to advise that victims not take their defense into their own hands in event of a robbery...

cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2013-09-04 03:11:16 PM
 
2013-09-04 03:11:36 PM

Lady Indica: pyrotek85: 69gnarkill69: Awesome, brought a gun to a fist fight and still lost.

Might have been unloaded or was a fake too. Some of these jokers try that and it doesn't go well for them when someone calls their bluff.

Risky bluff to call for just some property and/or cash. Glad it worked out and no one died, but eek.


Yeah it depends, not sure what I'd do in that situation. Sometimes they kill you even if you comply, so there isn't a surefire answer.
 
2013-09-04 03:14:28 PM

pyrotek85: Lady Indica: pyrotek85: 69gnarkill69: Awesome, brought a gun to a fist fight and still lost.

Might have been unloaded or was a fake too. Some of these jokers try that and it doesn't go well for them when someone calls their bluff.

Risky bluff to call for just some property and/or cash. Glad it worked out and no one died, but eek.

Yeah it depends, not sure what I'd do in that situation. Sometimes they kill you even if you comply, so there isn't a surefire answer.


If the robbers had died I'd be glad.
 
2013-09-04 03:16:14 PM
Too bad they lived.
 
2013-09-04 03:17:14 PM

pyrotek85: Lady Indica: pyrotek85: 69gnarkill69: Awesome, brought a gun to a fist fight and still lost.

Might have been unloaded or was a fake too. Some of these jokers try that and it doesn't go well for them when someone calls their bluff.

Risky bluff to call for just some property and/or cash. Glad it worked out and no one died, but eek.

Yeah it depends, not sure what I'd do in that situation. Sometimes they kill you even if you comply, so there isn't a surefire answer.


An ex gf's brother was vacationing in Italy years ago.  A stranger walked up to him with a syringe and said he had HIV and if he didn't hand over his wallet he was gonna poke him (i guess the needle had his blood on it).  I'm all for calling bluffs, but that right there is farking cold blooded.  He handed over the wallet.
 
2013-09-04 03:17:23 PM

Stephen_Falken: och dammit wrong window


No. That made perfect sense here.
 
2013-09-04 03:18:44 PM

LeroyBourne: pyrotek85: Lady Indica: pyrotek85: 69gnarkill69: Awesome, brought a gun to a fist fight and still lost.

Might have been unloaded or was a fake too. Some of these jokers try that and it doesn't go well for them when someone calls their bluff.

Risky bluff to call for just some property and/or cash. Glad it worked out and no one died, but eek.

Yeah it depends, not sure what I'd do in that situation. Sometimes they kill you even if you comply, so there isn't a surefire answer.

An ex gf's brother was vacationing in Italy years ago.  A stranger walked up to him with a syringe and said he had HIV and if he didn't hand over his wallet he was gonna poke him (i guess the needle had his blood on it).  I'm all for calling bluffs, but that right there is farking cold blooded.  He handed over the wallet.


How did he know the blood was cold?
 
2013-09-04 03:19:01 PM

Smeggy Smurf: scottydoesntknow: No details on the victims (like where they learned to kick ass)? That's a pretty righteous beating.

No details often means military


That's what I am thinking too. Especially since it is Virginia. It would be funny if the victims turn out to be Navy SEALs. Just a couple of SEALs minding their business in their civvie clothing and then those two perps decided they looked like easy targets.
 
2013-09-04 03:19:30 PM

Russ1642: pyrotek85: Lady Indica: pyrotek85: 69gnarkill69: Awesome, brought a gun to a fist fight and still lost.

Might have been unloaded or was a fake too. Some of these jokers try that and it doesn't go well for them when someone calls their bluff.

Risky bluff to call for just some property and/or cash. Glad it worked out and no one died, but eek.

Yeah it depends, not sure what I'd do in that situation. Sometimes they kill you even if you comply, so there isn't a surefire answer.

If the robbers had died I'd be glad.


This. If you get the upper hand on a robber/mugger, don't settle for a beatdown. Kill them. Dead people can't sue.
 
2013-09-04 03:19:45 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: ...police continue to advise that victims not take their defense into their own hands in event of a robbery...


And yet, by court ruling, Police are under no obligation to protect you. . .
 
2013-09-04 03:21:01 PM

JesusJuice: This. If you get the upper hand on a robber/mugger, don't settle for a beatdown. Kill them. Dead people can't sue.


Sure, but living people can be brought up on murder charges. If the robber is incapacitated, doing anything else (like killing them) will only end up with bad news for you.
 
2013-09-04 03:21:01 PM

Lady Indica: pyrotek85: 69gnarkill69: Awesome, brought a gun to a fist fight and still lost.

Might have been unloaded or was a fake too. Some of these jokers try that and it doesn't go well for them when someone calls their bluff.

Risky bluff to call for just some property and/or cash. Glad it worked out and no one died, but eek.


This.  In most situations this could easily get you killed.  I know most farkers think they are badasses but reality is a lot different.
 
2013-09-04 03:21:51 PM

mekki: Smeggy Smurf: scottydoesntknow: No details on the victims (like where they learned to kick ass)? That's a pretty righteous beating.

No details often means military

That's what I am thinking too. Especially since it is Virginia. It would be funny if the victims turn out to be Navy SEALs. Just a couple of SEALs minding their business in their civvie clothing and then those two perps decided they looked like easy targets.


It's Charlottesville, not Virginia Beach. The closest thing we have to a Navy Seal in these parts is a bunch of wanna-be ABC enforcers.
 
2013-09-04 03:21:56 PM

dudemanbro: Too bad they lived.


Right, because the country needs another Trayvon-style media clusterfark to occupy the nation's mindset.
 
2013-09-04 03:22:07 PM

pyrotek85: Lady Indica: pyrotek85: 69gnarkill69: Awesome, brought a gun to a fist fight and still lost.

Might have been unloaded or was a fake too. Some of these jokers try that and it doesn't go well for them when someone calls their bluff.

Risky bluff to call for just some property and/or cash. Glad it worked out and no one died, but eek.

Yeah it depends, not sure what I'd do in that situation. Sometimes they kill you even if you comply, so there isn't a surefire answer.


I would try to comply but having $3 in my wallet would most definitely get me shot.
 
2013-09-04 03:22:56 PM
Dear criminals,

Nobody likes you, nobody respects you, nobody should.

You're sh*t.

Sincerely, everybody.
 
2013-09-04 03:24:41 PM
Andrew Jackson would be proud.
 
2013-09-04 03:24:51 PM

dudemanbro: Too bad they lived.


They'll be out on time served because we have to many potheads locked up for 20 years or more.

These dumb farks thought they could wave a gun around without being completely willing to use it. Guns don't work as a threat if you aren't willing to kill someone with it.

talkertopc: Stay out of melee range when using a long range weapon.


This as well... If you've got a gun to someones head or chest you better be ready to be doing some psychotic murdering shiat, because you won't shoot anyone if your victim can kick you in the nuts and rupture a testicle.

ManateeGag: "what happened here?" "These guys fell down.  a lot."


You REALLY gotta watch out for those curbs outside convenience stores. Trip over one of those and they will fark you up.
 
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