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(BBC)   "We were in love and wanted to do something together. So I thought, 'Why not the cannon?'"   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 30
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2013-09-04 01:46:20 PM
Funny, "the cannon" is what I call my penis.
 
2013-09-04 01:49:33 PM
Is that anything like an "Alabama hot-pocket"?
 
2013-09-04 01:50:36 PM
"We were in love and wanted to do something together. So I thought, 'Why not the cannon a suicide pact?'"
 
2013-09-04 01:51:06 PM
If something goes wrong does that mean their relationship goes out with a bang?
 
2013-09-04 01:56:33 PM
Chachi loves Robin?  Aw man, Joanie is going to be pissed!
 
2013-09-04 01:59:34 PM
i thought it was a euphemism like "Dempsey Dumpster" or "Portugese Clam Bake"
 
2013-09-04 01:59:54 PM
Carny love is a different kind of love.  Get your shots.
 
2013-09-04 02:02:00 PM

gopher321: "We were in love and wanted to do something together. So I thought, 'Why not the cannon a suicide pact?'"


No, just means they banged eachother one last time...
 
2013-09-04 02:05:03 PM
"We were in love and wanted to do something together. So I thought, 'Why not the cannon?'"

Do the cannon? Kinky...
 
2013-09-04 02:06:18 PM
A man died when his safety net collasped. Always be good to your Roadies.
 
2013-09-04 02:08:12 PM
Have sex with a 15 year old there and it's the Cannon in De Minor.
 
2013-09-04 02:08:17 PM
 
2013-09-04 02:13:04 PM

Nightsweat: Have sex with a 15 year old there and it's the Cannon in De Minor.


AWESOME.If that's original, you should be very proud.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go explain to my boss why I'm sitting in my office alone laughing till I cry.
 
2013-09-04 02:13:32 PM
foetal ??

really?
 
2013-09-04 02:16:41 PM
Is the BBC publishing this crap because the Sun put up a paywall?
 
2013-09-04 02:28:15 PM
news.bbcimg.co.uk

I'd shoot her out of my cannon.
 
2013-09-04 02:28:35 PM

give me doughnuts: Is that anything like an "Alabama hot-pocket"?


Nope; however, it is similar to a tuscaloosa dumpling.
 
2013-09-04 02:28:58 PM
I always wanted to do this, but could never find a woman with the right caliber.
 
2013-09-04 02:29:53 PM
I want to be her little libertine. I want to be her real coocoo.
 
2013-09-04 02:33:30 PM
news.bbcimg.co.uk
          David "Cannonball" Smith flies over the US-Mexico border

Great. Now that that idea is floated out there, we'll have to build a taller wall.
Of perhaps a just a wide moat on the other side.
 
2013-09-04 02:34:36 PM

vudukungfu: foetal ??

really?


1. Yes.  "foetal".  Just ask your Paediatrician.  He'll give you a colourful explanation from A to Zed.

2. "U.S. English" is a dictionary option, not a real language.
 
2013-09-04 02:35:48 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [news.bbcimg.co.uk image 464x351]
          David "Cannonball" Smith flies over the US-Mexico border

Great. Now that that idea is floated out there, we'll have to build a taller wall.
Of perhaps a just a wide moat on the other side.


We'll have to create the ABM, Anti-Ballistitic Mexican, system.
 
2013-09-04 02:37:03 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [news.bbcimg.co.uk image 464x351]
          David "Cannonball" Smith flies over the US-Mexico border

Great. Now that that idea is floated out there, we'll have to build a taller wall.
Of perhaps a just a wide moat on the other side.


Or a trampoline angled to bounce them back.
 
2013-09-04 02:38:34 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [news.bbcimg.co.uk image 464x351]
          David "Cannonball" Smith flies over the US-Mexico border

Great. Now that that idea is floated out there, we'll have to build a taller wall.
Of perhaps a just a wide moat on the other side.

We'll have to create the ABM, Anti-Ballistitic Mexican, system.


you said tit
 
2013-09-04 02:50:19 PM
i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-04 02:56:32 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [news.bbcimg.co.uk image 464x351]
          David "Cannonball" Smith flies over the US-Mexico border

Great. Now that that idea is floated out there, we'll have to build a taller wall.
Of perhaps a just a wide moat on the other side.

We'll have to create the ABM, Anti-Ballistitic Mexican, system.


That's two Minutemen at the border. The first one yells "PULL!"...
 
2013-09-04 03:05:30 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [news.bbcimg.co.uk image 464x351]
          David "Cannonball" Smith flies over the US-Mexico border

Great. Now that that idea is floated out there, we'll have to build a taller wall.
Of perhaps a just a wide moat on the other side.

We'll have to create the ABM, Anti-Ballistitic Mexican, system.


It'll be ballistic person escalation. Soon they'll be enclosing themselves in metal shells for protection.

cdn.speednik.com
(Test Launch Uno?)
 
2013-09-04 04:46:58 PM
I wanna hear the cannon!  Let me hear the cannon!  No, no, no.  No, not the loo.

/can I hear the loo again?
 
2013-09-04 10:06:52 PM
The mechanism inside those cannons are nearly always bizarre, Rube Goldberg contraptions made from spare parts. They are pretty unpredictable and dangerous. But the owners of the act are unbelievably protective of their "design" should someone steal it.

/designed a double barrel cannon of these two a few years ago (just the outside). They replaced a guy who used a wet sandbag to test his rig and shot over the net headfirst into the bleachers.
 
2013-09-05 07:30:16 AM

Highroller48: Nightsweat: Have sex with a 15 year old there and it's the Cannon in De Minor.

AWESOME.If that's original, you should be very proud.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go explain to my boss why I'm sitting in my office alone laughing till I cry.


If you're in a typical office, I thought that was normal behaviour these days.
 
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