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(Young Witness)   There's "drinking a lot", "drinking too much", "drinking obscenely", and "drinking so much you're sought by police for performing nude situps on a parked car"   (youngwitness.com.au) divider line 23
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2013-09-04 01:30:47 PM
Nude situps seem like they'd be pretty low on the Drunk Scale.  I know crunches are the  last thing I'd want to be doing if I had a significant amount of alcohol in my gut.
 
2013-09-04 01:33:55 PM
Could you identify this pulsing scrum in a police lineup?

- Scrum the most testicular sounding sporting term outside of well, balls.
 
2013-09-04 01:35:35 PM
Well, if you spend your 26 minutes drinking, you don't have time to get to the gym.
 
2013-09-04 01:36:47 PM
Says YOU. That's how I got these rock hard abs, baby!

/Do you even lift, bro?
 
2013-09-04 01:37:44 PM
I was not drunk -- in the classic sense of the word
 
2013-09-04 01:41:53 PM
Wow, that blasted at 11 am.  Might want to consider some food and a nap, you might make be good for round 2, and make it thru the night.
 
2013-09-04 01:42:15 PM
Everyone has their own way of getting pumped up for a good workout, subby.
 
2013-09-04 01:42:54 PM
Things evidently got off to a big start when, at 11.15am, one player was allegedly seen highly intoxicated

Solid work.  We, here in the great state of Wisconsin, applaud your efforts.
 
2013-09-04 01:43:02 PM

brap: Could you identify this pulsing scrum in a police lineup?

- Scrum the most testicular sounding sporting term outside of well, balls.


Anyone else read that as "pulsing scrotum"?
 
2013-09-04 01:45:07 PM
I don't really see that this dude did anything wrong.  Assuming, that is, it was at least his own car.
He wasn't hurting anyone after all.
 
2013-09-04 01:48:02 PM

durbnpoisn: I don't really see that this dude did anything wrong.  Assuming, that is, it was at least his own car.
He wasn't hurting anyone after all.


That is going to ruin his Carfax (tm)
 
2013-09-04 01:52:27 PM
The owner Googles how to get ass prints off his car.
 
2013-09-04 01:56:58 PM
i51.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-04 02:10:43 PM

Prof. Frink: brap: Could you identify this pulsing scrum in a police lineup?

- Scrum the most testicular sounding sporting term outside of well, balls.

Anyone else read that as "pulsing scrotum"?


*raises hand*
 
2013-09-04 02:14:58 PM
Just how many nekkid guys got on police cruiser Monday night?
 
2013-09-04 02:20:53 PM
I've been very drunk, but that sounds Miley drunk to me...

/I NEVER drink that much
//uh uh, no sir...
///she was drunk wasn't she?
 
2013-09-04 02:32:36 PM
"Men in fancy dress"?
Fancy dress?
Looks more typical WalMart shoppers
 
2013-09-04 02:37:03 PM
Oh, and, the rare Naked Guy On Car, trifecta is in play. Can't believe I'm the first.
 
2013-09-04 02:44:48 PM
What, did his scrotum get caught in the slats of the wipers?
 
2013-09-04 03:14:17 PM
You're not too drunk until you do nude sit-ups on a moving car.
 
2013-09-04 03:15:20 PM
i2.wp.com
 
2013-09-04 03:55:49 PM
Sounds like that's one parked car....
*sunglasses*
That still managed to leave skid marks.

*YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
 
2013-09-04 08:10:56 PM
Did anyone think to put lipstick on his anus?

/for science, of course.
 
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