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(Buzzfeed)   The best, or creepiest Instagram profile you're going to see today   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 42
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7684 clicks; posted to Geek » on 04 Sep 2013 at 1:36 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-04 10:15:53 AM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-09-04 10:24:52 AM  
Go with what you know, man.
 
2013-09-04 12:02:01 PM  
f*ck you buzzfeed.
 
2013-09-04 12:18:05 PM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Go with what you know, man.


That's obviously his modus operandi.
 
2013-09-04 01:12:28 PM  

elvisaintdead: f*ck you buzzfeed.

 
2013-09-04 01:40:38 PM  

Klippoklondike: elvisaintdead: f*ck you buzzfeed.

 
2013-09-04 01:43:22 PM  

elvisaintdead: f*ck you buzzfeed.

 
2013-09-04 01:44:42 PM  

that was my nickname in highschool: Klippoklondike: elvisaintdead: f*ck you buzzfeed.

 
2013-09-04 01:45:17 PM  

genepool lifeboat: that was my nickname in highschool: Klippoklondike: elvisaintdead: f*ck you buzzfeed.

 
2013-09-04 01:46:10 PM  
I don't get instagram.
 
2013-09-04 01:47:42 PM  

Shirley Ujest: I don't get instagram.


I don't get "fark you buzzfeed" OR Instagram.
 
2013-09-04 01:49:15 PM  
Reminds me of one of my exes that had that perfect practiced smile and cross your leg to make yourself look thinner thing down.  I think it's something they teach you in Debutante 101.  Second the camera came out she just instantly switched to flawlwess pose mode.  I was unable to take a candid photo of her, it was simply impossible.
 
2013-09-04 01:52:46 PM  
cdn.rsvlts.com

Reminds me of this
 
2013-09-04 01:56:25 PM  

brap: Reminds me of one of my exes that had that perfect practiced smile and cross your leg to make yourself look thinner thing down.  I think it's something they teach you in Debutante 101.  Second the camera came out she just instantly switched to flawlwess pose mode.  I was unable to take a candid photo of her, it was simply impossible.


media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2013-09-04 01:56:29 PM  

brap: Reminds me of one of my exes that had that perfect practiced smile and cross your leg to make yourself look thinner thing down.  I think it's something they teach you in Debutante 101.  Second the camera came out she just instantly switched to flawlwess pose mode.  I was unable to take a candid photo of her, it was simply impossible.


Pavlovian response to the sound of a flash charging?
 
2013-09-04 02:00:41 PM  
I'm starting to suspect that Buzzfeed does not often post terribly high quality or interesting content.

/ just gettin' that feeling, you know....
 
2013-09-04 02:05:01 PM  
Not best or creepy. It's not extraordinary or special in any way really. Just a dude with too much time on his hands.
 
2013-09-04 02:16:43 PM  

elvisaintdead: f*ck you buzzfeed.

 
2013-09-04 02:19:31 PM  
What the fark is a grown man doing with an Instagram account?
 
2013-09-04 02:33:40 PM  

that was my nickname in highschool: brap: Reminds me of one of my exes that had that perfect practiced smile and cross your leg to make yourself look thinner thing down.  I think it's something they teach you in Debutante 101.  Second the camera came out she just instantly switched to flawlwess pose mode.  I was unable to take a candid photo of her, it was simply impossible.

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 236x554]


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-04 02:37:32 PM  

Well I use Mac/Linux...: What the fark is a grown man doing with an Instagram account?


Taking selfies.
 
2013-09-04 02:43:22 PM  

uksocal: genepool lifeboat: that was my nickname in highschool: Klippoklondike: elvisaintdead: f*ck you buzzfeed.


.
 
2013-09-04 02:44:03 PM  

uksocal: genepool lifeboat: that was my nickname in highschool: Klippoklondike: elvisaintdead: f*ck you buzzfeed.

 
2013-09-04 03:00:19 PM  

robbiex0r: uksocal: genepool lifeboat: that was my nickname in highschool: Klippoklondike: elvisaintdead: f*ck you bergman.


/FTFNHLFans.
 
2013-09-04 03:07:18 PM  
Interesting take on Instagram from AA Gillhere

(And for those who don't know, AA Gill is the guy who taught Jeremy Clarkson to write the way he does)
 
2013-09-04 03:20:27 PM  

kroonermanblack: Well I use Mac/Linux...: What the fark is a grown man doing with an Instagram account?

Taking selfies.


It's kind of obvious when you put it like that!
 
2013-09-04 03:22:54 PM  

robbiex0r: uksocal: genepool lifeboat: that was my nickname in highschool: Klippoklondike: elvisaintdead: f*ck you buzzfeed.  in the ass.

 
2013-09-04 03:32:46 PM  

Well I use Mac/Linux...: What the fark is a grown man doing with an Instagram account?


I first read that as "What the fark is a brown man doing with an Instagram account?"
 
2013-09-04 03:52:36 PM  
Clicking through buzzfeed to look at something related to Instagram?

Oh, hell no.
 
2013-09-04 04:27:38 PM  

Shirley Ujest: I don't get instagram.


Its for folks who want to engage in social media, but are generaly not interesting enough to come up with interesting thoughts on a daily, or momentary basis.

that's the snarky answer..

non snark? some folks just communicate better visually. and it's also a good marketing tool. Here at the Brewery, we all have an account and have access to the company account. We will generally take random pics throughout the work day, behind the scenes stuff that our followers like to look at. makes them feel like part of...the adventure.

Its fun for us, and for our followers. and we an informal compition amoungst our selves as to how many "likes" we get for our snapshots

I have personaly all but abanded my facebook account on account the place is filled with jackasses that just parrot inane political crap... I know its my own damn fault for allowing folks with too much spare time to pollute my feed, so please don't correct me.

Instagram though? I like it. I'm one of those visual folks who like to show off my wacky adventures and inventions.
 
2013-09-04 04:43:17 PM  
Instagram is Twitter for those who can't read.
 
2013-09-04 04:53:23 PM  

brap: Reminds me of one of my exes that had that perfect practiced smile and cross your leg to make yourself look thinner thing down.  I think it's something they teach you in Debutante 101.  Second the camera came out she just instantly switched to flawlwess pose mode.  I was unable to take a candid photo of her, it was simply impossible.


I have a lady friend who does that.  She does the exact same pose every time, that she picked up in sorority at San Jose State.  It's the left hand on the hip, and legs close together or crossed to look slimming, and super forced smile.  She's entering her 30s, and still does the same pose after 9 years.
 
2013-09-04 08:16:07 PM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

Sorry, got distracted by another BuzzFeed link.
 
2013-09-04 08:21:36 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [cdn.rsvlts.com image 182x169]

Reminds me of this


Or this. (WARNING: Loud music, turn your volume down)
 
2013-09-04 08:42:44 PM  
I'm just relieved that it wasn't me.
 
2013-09-04 08:57:17 PM  
Me
and
Mrpimpgoodgame
and
Mr Cool Ice

We could go out drink some beers and pull some fine ladies.
 
2013-09-04 10:06:50 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: Shirley Ujest: I don't get instagram.

Its for folks who want to engage in social media, but are generaly not interesting enough to come up with interesting thoughts on a daily, or momentary basis.

that's the snarky answer..

non snark? some folks just communicate better visually. and it's also a good marketing tool. Here at the Brewery, we all have an account and have access to the company account. We will generally take random pics throughout the work day, behind the scenes stuff that our followers like to look at. makes them feel like part of...the adventure.

Its fun for us, and for our followers. and we an informal compition amoungst our selves as to how many "likes" we get for our snapshots

I have personaly all but abanded my facebook account on account the place is filled with jackasses that just parrot inane political crap... I know its my own damn fault for allowing folks with too much spare time to pollute my feed, so please don't correct me.

Instagram though? I like it. I'm one of those visual folks who like to show off my wacky adventures and inventions.


Interesting. Thx.
 
2013-09-05 12:07:04 AM  
I was expecting the compilation of Summer Glau taking pics with fans.  I'm leaving disappointed.
 
2013-09-05 12:30:42 AM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

Watch out, girls.
 
2013-09-05 03:58:43 AM  

brap: Reminds me of one of my exes that had that perfect practiced smile and cross your leg to make yourself look thinner thing down.  I think it's something they teach you in Debutante 101.  Second the camera came out she just instantly switched to flawlwess pose mode.  I was unable to take a candid photo of her, it was simply impossible.


So your saying that all the debutantes in Houston couldn't hold a candle to her?
 
2013-09-05 08:28:50 AM  

Cerebral Knievel: Shirley Ujest: I don't get instagram.

Its for folks who want to post artsy, heavily filtered pictures of their food.

  engage in social media, but are generaly not interesting enough to come up with interesting thoughts on a daily, or momentary basis.

that's the snarky answer..

non snark? some folks just communicate better visually. and it's also a good marketing tool. Here at the Brewery, we all have an account and have access to the company account. We will generally take random pics throughout the work day, behind the scenes stuff that our followers like to look at. makes them feel like part of...the adventure.

Its fun for us, and for our followers. and we an informal compition amoungst our selves as to how many "likes" we get for our snapshots

I have personaly all but abanded my facebook account on account the place is filled with jackasses that just parrot inane political crap... I know its my own damn fault for allowing folks with too much spare time to pollute my feed, so please don't correct me.

Instagram though? I like it. I'm one of those visual folks who like to show off my wacky adventures and inventions.


/FTFY
//Actually agree with most of your comments, but for a majority of the people I know, it's always just pictures of their friggin lunch.
 
2013-09-05 09:13:41 PM  

YodaBlues: Cerebral Knievel: Shirley Ujest: I don't get instagram.

Its for folks who want to post artsy, heavily filtered pictures of their food.  engage in social media, but are generaly not interesting enough to come up with interesting thoughts on a daily, or momentary basis.

that's the snarky answer..

non snark? some folks just communicate better visually. and it's also a good marketing tool. Here at the Brewery, we all have an account and have access to the company account. We will generally take random pics throughout the work day, behind the scenes stuff that our followers like to look at. makes them feel like part of...the adventure.

Its fun for us, and for our followers. and we an informal compition amoungst our selves as to how many "likes" we get for our snapshots

I have personaly all but abanded my facebook account on account the place is filled with jackasses that just parrot inane political crap... I know its my own damn fault for allowing folks with too much spare time to pollute my feed, so please don't correct me.

Instagram though? I like it. I'm one of those visual folks who like to show off my wacky adventures and inventions.

/FTFY
//Actually agree with most of your comments, but for a majority of the people I know, it's always just pictures of their friggin lunch.


Yeah, A lot of folks do that.. so do I.. most particularly? food I make my self, with the beer I help make for a living, the pics I put up always have a bottle of the beer label forward and A pint glass beind the plate of the beer that was used to make the dish, or was paired with the dish. along with the recipe for the particular dish
fancy filters and all to make that shiat pop yo!

All marketing at that point.  people like to post pictures of their lunch? you would be a fool not to the advantage of that if you were in the food/beverage/restaurant field.

its social media, at the end of the day. the actual product is the person using it
 
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