WordyGrrl: This may actually be a good strategy for staying on unemployment.
Apos: I was sure that the My Li-[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]
blatz514: Should have gone with Transformers.
ds_4815: I think we can all agree... at least it isn't done in Comic Sans.
phaseolus: "Dorkly"? Can we stop adding -ly to the end or random words? I hate that. It's even stupider-sounding than all those nonsensical corporation names ending in -ant and -ent.
Mog32Kupo: ds_4815: I think we can all agree... at least it isn't done in Comic Sans.If it was, it would of immediately broke the internet.
js34603: Obviously he should have sent an electronic résumé with gifs included.
Lsherm: Probably fake
Lsherm: That is...uniquely awful.Probably fake, too.
pacified: I wouldn't hire him because he uses VIM.It's 2013 people. Let it go.
plausdeny: My co-worker has an un-redacted copy on the side of his cube.
Quantum Apostrophe: phaseolus: "Dorkly"? Can we stop adding -ly to the end or random words? I hate that. It's even stupider-sounding than all those nonsensical corporation names ending in -ant and -ent.Did you hear about the new test equipment company Agilently?
EnglishMan: The only good thing about bronies is that they're so terrible that they make furries look like perfectly reasonable non-perverts. So yeah, thanks, I guess.
Matthew Keene: plausdeny: My co-worker has an un-redacted copy on the side of his cube.Oh, do share please.
there their theyre: http://www.pjreddie.com/
Dman33: This is likely the resume of somebody applying for a job in Silicon Valley. A lot of those companies eat stuff like this up.It is all about catching the eye of a recruiter...
hardinparamedic: Furries learned a long time ago something the brony community hasn't learned yet: Reel in your idiots and keep them under control. Don't make an ass of yourself, and don't throw your fetishes into other people's faces and then scoff when they make fun of you for it.
there their theyre: Matthew Keene: plausdeny: My co-worker has an un-redacted copy on the side of his cube.Oh, do share please.http://www.pjreddie.com/.
Fano: They will bring Ragnorok to Furry Valhalla, mark my words.
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