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(The News-Herald)   Dispatch, this is Car 28. Naked suspect has been found and will be taken into custody after I get him off the roof of the cruiser   (news-herald.com) divider line 20
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2013-09-04 10:20:58 AM
Taze him, bro.
 
2013-09-04 10:23:34 AM

give me doughnuts: Taze him, bro.


The old Electric Cowboy
 
2013-09-04 10:24:37 AM
Is he face down on the roof of the car? Sounds like an instant bike rack to me.
 
2013-09-04 10:35:30 AM
Kids these days!
 
2013-09-04 10:52:17 AM
Good to know that I wasn't the only one...
 
2013-09-04 10:59:06 AM
On the roof of the cruiser? Why not somewhere with more privacy?
 
2013-09-04 11:07:34 AM
Of course this happened at 4:20.....
 
2013-09-04 11:18:46 AM
My granddad was a cop.
Got a radio call to respond to a main street address due to a woman standing on her porch wearing a pair of red, high-heeled shoes, on a Sunday.
He radios back he in en-route, but what is the statue he's to charge her with?
Dispatcher: "That's all she's wearing"
It actually made a small clip in the local paper.
So he was a pre-historic Fark Headline.
 
2013-09-04 11:29:59 AM

give me doughnuts: Taze him, bro.


Just make sure it's not someplace uncomfortable.
 
2013-09-04 11:43:57 AM
Well did he get off?
 
2013-09-04 11:46:24 AM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Well did he get off?


DUde, there are some things you just don't talk about in public!
 
2013-09-04 11:47:43 AM

vudukungfu: My granddad was a cop.
Got a radio call to respond to a main street address due to a woman standing on her porch wearing a pair of red, high-heeled shoes, on a Sunday.
He radios back he in en-route, but what is the statue he's to charge her with?
Dispatcher: "That's all she's wearing"
It actually made a small clip in the local paper.
So he was a pre-historic Fark Headline.


I believe it's pronounced, statute.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-09-04 12:28:06 PM
Hey look, it's the President and CEO of Levi Strauss!
 
2013-09-04 01:16:28 PM

blatz514: I believe it's pronounced, statute.


Know your subtle memes, bro.
 
2013-09-04 01:17:15 PM
Suspect is clothesless, repeat, clothesless.
 
2013-09-04 01:19:10 PM
Big Trouble sequel plot device?
 
2013-09-04 01:22:31 PM

vudukungfu: blatz514: I believe it's pronounced, statute.

Know your subtle memes, bro.


I know it, I just like posting the Kramer pic.  Cracks me up every time.
 
2013-09-04 01:24:34 PM
pretty soon I think Ohio might need it's own category...
 
2013-09-04 02:06:37 PM

jjgirl420: pretty soon I think Ohio might need it's own category...


Or its own tag!
This occurred way too close to home!
But for what it's worth, trippin balls is better than the heroin epedemic we have around here.


/whithin 5 miles.
//vote for Ohio tag!
 
2013-09-04 04:01:38 PM

Mr.Hawk: Good to know that I wasn't the only one...


Because we lived across the street from a church when I was 20 I would get high and go out naked to get the paper, open it up, read a few articles every Sunday morning. Somehow I avoided getting arrested, I don't know how.
 
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