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(Telegraph)   Men's magazine in India does sex study, discovers that India has the lowest number of sexual experiences, while horny Croatians are banging anything not nailed down, and some things that are   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 29
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2013-09-04 09:47:02 AM
5 votes:

Graffito: No.  Rape is not sex.


Cardio then?
2013-09-04 09:10:30 AM
5 votes:
Wait, did India count all the rape?
2013-09-04 09:41:01 AM
4 votes:
Indians can't have as much sex cuz those big feathered headresses get in the way.....
2013-09-04 09:24:57 AM
4 votes:
What mummy porn may look like:

historylink101.com
2013-09-04 09:53:42 AM
2 votes:

jayphat: I guess it's hard to get laid when you already smell like sex all the time. Seriously, deodorant people. It's not a new invention.


What good is putting on deodorant going to do when you step out of the bath you just took in a sh*t and corpse filled river?
2013-09-04 09:49:47 AM
2 votes:
many years ago a Croatian co-worker (he was an electrical engineer) stopped by the parts warehouse area i oversaw. during light conversation he casually says to me "you know how i know you're not homosexual? because you are overweight. gay men have to stay very thin so they can perform the positions they enjoy during sex". farking amazing what comes out of some peoples mouths.
2013-09-04 09:37:42 AM
2 votes:
As far as Indians writing the book on Sex, I think there is something to be said for needing an instruction manual in the first place...
2013-09-04 09:16:54 AM
2 votes:

IdBeCrazyIf: Note to self, lookup tickets to Croatia on expedia today


Make sure to were t-shirt that says "И Фуцк Он Тхе Фирст Дате"
2013-09-04 09:16:52 AM
2 votes:
Sad, because
they literally wrote the book on it.
Indian women are hot.
Well, until you get them nekkid and it's all bush.
2013-09-04 07:42:39 PM
1 votes:

tmcottle: the red dot is not a target, many men think that!


No no no. On your wedding night you scratch it off to see if you win a convenience store or a hotel.
2013-09-04 04:34:40 PM
1 votes:

proteus_b: fireclown: For the most insane distribution of hotness, go to Kiev. The women of the city are either four foot tall, babushka wearing crones or six foot tall microskirted supermodels. It's insane. There isn't a 3,4,5,6,7 or 8 to be found.

I sat with two friends on a bench for two hours in Kiev near the entrance to Marks and Spencer.... I have to say that while you're completely correct in your assessment, the 9s and 10s outnumbered the 1s and 2s greatly. The height thing was astonishing, considering that the countryside is basically a third-world country there...


It's an evolutionary survival trait. The shorter ones have a lower surface-area to volume ratio, and therefore can conserve heat better.  However, that trait decreases the chances of breeding.  So there's a metamorphosis going on there.  All the young ones are tall and beautiful, in order to attract a mate.  However, there's a trigger, usually around the age of 30 or after the first or second child, that kicks off the transformation, which I'm told takes literally a fortnight to change from one form to the other.

It's rumored during that time span, the lady in question will spin a cocoon in order to hide its mysterious pupae form.  My research indicates that's an old wives tale, but I have yet to be able to actively disprove it.
2013-09-04 02:16:52 PM
1 votes:

megarian: bearded clamorer: Could have gotten laid if he wanted to

He's dreamy.


farm4.staticflickr.com
2013-09-04 12:34:52 PM
1 votes:

gibbon1: Fano: No surprise that Britain likes kinky sex. They practically invented schoolboy bdsm.

One moment we're forcing a 12 year old school boy to hold a hot crumpet between his cheeks, next thing we know Rule Britannia!


One of my college history professors (Berlenstain) suggested England went out and colonized the globe, particularly India, in pursuit of new boys to bugger.
2013-09-04 11:02:45 AM
1 votes:
Deodorant helps, but does not eliminate the Indian smell. My girlfriend is half Indian and even after she showers, you can detect a lingering Indian smell.

Also, I don't get laid enough. I blame the Indian half
2013-09-04 10:32:15 AM
1 votes:

Apik0r0s: It's natural contraception.
[www.flixya.com image 500x334]


i41.tinypic.com
2013-09-04 10:31:18 AM
1 votes:
I've you've ever been to India, with a female friend, you'd understand exactly why this is.

A lot of guys there are like bulls in China shops when it comes to interacting with women.

Why flirt when you can just grab a handful of whatever looks nice?
2013-09-04 10:22:17 AM
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: many years ago a Croatian co-worker (he was an electrical engineer) stopped by the parts warehouse area i oversaw. during light conversation he casually says to me "you know how i know you're not homosexual? because you are overweight. gay men have to stay very thin so they can perform the positions they enjoy during sex". farking amazing what comes out of some peoples mouths.


Or comes into their mouths, AMIRITE?
2013-09-04 10:16:31 AM
1 votes:

o'really: gaslight: This is hardly a surprise.

india has a high rate of condom failure due to the condoms slipping off because they are too large.


What size rims do you have on your monster truck, stud muffin? I'll hold your can of steel reserve while you go check.
2013-09-04 10:15:49 AM
1 votes:
There are already a billion of them.
How many would there be if they had more encounters?

I also hold the theory that the number of encounters in a country is in inverse proportion to the availability of porn, ice cream, Xboxes and PS3s.

/why go out, spend money, spend time on the off chance that you might have an encounter when you can get sexual release and fun time at home?!
//does not condone the above mentioned activities. Ok, maybe some Rocky Road.
///really does seem like society I heading that way though
2013-09-04 10:14:23 AM
1 votes:

gaslight: This is hardly a surprise.


india has a high rate of condom failure due to the condoms slipping off because they are too large.
2013-09-04 10:12:27 AM
1 votes:
It's natural contraception.
www.flixya.com
2013-09-04 10:09:06 AM
1 votes:

Daffydil: vudukungfu: Fano: parents that make Victorians look like Hugh Hefner

Arranged marriage = rape.

actually, I think it's in the contract...


That's a feature not a bug
2013-09-04 09:49:18 AM
1 votes:
It is because I am a nerd, isn't it?

www.disney.co.uk
2013-09-04 09:40:13 AM
1 votes:

bearded clamorer: Could have gotten laid if he wanted to


He's dreamy.
2013-09-04 09:31:53 AM
1 votes:
No surprise that Britain likes kinky sex. They practically invented schoolboy bdsm.
2013-09-04 09:26:52 AM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: Well, until you get them nekkid and it's all bush.


Not to turn this thread into THAT discussion again, but I don't mind bush. Let's me know a woman's not pre-pubescent.

/asbestos suit on

Also

endmile: What mummy porn may look like:

[historylink101.com image 818x438]


I loathe Rule 34.
2013-09-04 09:17:53 AM
1 votes:
lostlab.ru

Could have gotten laid if he wanted to
2013-09-04 09:17:04 AM
1 votes:
This does not surprise me. My Croatian buddy who runs the tavern down the street took a trip back to the old country last month with his wife, kids, and girlfriend. It's an odd culture apparently.
2013-09-04 09:11:00 AM
1 votes:
Because vampires are sessy, sessy beasts.
 
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