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(Telegraph)   Men's magazine in India does sex study, discovers that India has the lowest number of sexual experiences, while horny Croatians are banging anything not nailed down, and some things that are   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 103
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2013-09-04 09:08:38 AM  
Note to self, lookup tickets to Croatia on expedia today
 
2013-09-04 09:09:08 AM  
I knew there was a reason I've been wanting to move to Croatia...

/for me, much much more...
 
2013-09-04 09:10:30 AM  
Wait, did India count all the rape?
 
2013-09-04 09:11:00 AM  
Because vampires are sessy, sessy beasts.
 
2013-09-04 09:11:28 AM  
It's hard to play just the tip when you refuse to.
 
2013-09-04 09:16:52 AM  
Sad, because
they literally wrote the book on it.
Indian women are hot.
Well, until you get them nekkid and it's all bush.
 
2013-09-04 09:16:54 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Note to self, lookup tickets to Croatia on expedia today


Make sure to were t-shirt that says "И Фуцк Он Тхе Фирст Дате"
 
2013-09-04 09:17:04 AM  
This does not surprise me. My Croatian buddy who runs the tavern down the street took a trip back to the old country last month with his wife, kids, and girlfriend. It's an odd culture apparently.
 
2013-09-04 09:17:53 AM  
lostlab.ru

Could have gotten laid if he wanted to
 
2013-09-04 09:18:41 AM  

palelizard: Wait, did India count all the rape?


that's exactly what I was thinking...seems the guys have been getting quite a bit of action in my opinion...
 
2013-09-04 09:19:44 AM  
or "Я люблю Родину, мать твою " [I love your motherland]
 
2013-09-04 09:24:37 AM  

vudukungfu: Sad, because
they literally wrote the book on it.
Indian women are hot.
Well, until you get them nekkid and it's all bush.


Lack of a dating scene and parents that make Victorians look like Hugh Hefner may have something to do with it.
 
2013-09-04 09:24:54 AM  

vudukungfu: Sad, because
they literally wrote the book on it.
Indian women are hot.
Well, until you get them nekkid and it's all bush.


There are a lot of Indian women at my university, and they seem to be very dichotomous.  They're either drop-dead gorgeous, or absolutely hideous.  I honestly can't remember any time I've encountered an average-looking Indian girl.
 
2013-09-04 09:24:57 AM  
What mummy porn may look like:

historylink101.com
 
2013-09-04 09:26:21 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: vudukungfu: Sad, because
they literally wrote the book on it.
Indian women are hot.
Well, until you get them nekkid and it's all bush.

There are a lot of Indian women at my university, and they seem to be very dichotomous.  They're either drop-dead gorgeous, or absolutely hideous.  I honestly can't remember any time I've encountered an average-looking Indian girl.


This. I have been at many universities now, and I have met hundreds of Indian women. This seems to be a universal truth.
 
2013-09-04 09:26:52 AM  

vudukungfu: Well, until you get them nekkid and it's all bush.


Not to turn this thread into THAT discussion again, but I don't mind bush. Let's me know a woman's not pre-pubescent.

/asbestos suit on

Also

endmile: What mummy porn may look like:

[historylink101.com image 818x438]


I loathe Rule 34.
 
2013-09-04 09:27:29 AM  
If your Indian woman fakirs all her orgasms, you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-09-04 09:31:53 AM  
No surprise that Britain likes kinky sex. They practically invented schoolboy bdsm.
 
2013-09-04 09:32:57 AM  

endmile: HMS_Blinkin: vudukungfu: Sad, because
they literally wrote the book on it.
Indian women are hot.
Well, until you get them nekkid and it's all bush.

There are a lot of Indian women at my university, and they seem to be very dichotomous.  They're either drop-dead gorgeous, or absolutely hideous.  I honestly can't remember any time I've encountered an average-looking Indian girl.

This. I have been at many universities now, and I have met hundreds of Indian women. This seems to be a universal truth.


I'm glad I'm not the only person who's noticed this.
 
2013-09-04 09:37:42 AM  
As far as Indians writing the book on Sex, I think there is something to be said for needing an instruction manual in the first place...
 
2013-09-04 09:40:05 AM  

Evil Twin Skippy: As far as Indians writing the book on Sex, I think there is something to be said for needing an instruction manual in the first place...


rape rape rape....
 
2013-09-04 09:40:13 AM  

bearded clamorer: Could have gotten laid if he wanted to


He's dreamy.
 
2013-09-04 09:41:01 AM  
Indians can't have as much sex cuz those big feathered headresses get in the way.....
 
2013-09-04 09:41:48 AM  

palelizard: Wait, did India count all the rape?


No.  Rape is not sex.
 
2013-09-04 09:47:02 AM  

Graffito: No.  Rape is not sex.


Cardio then?
 
2013-09-04 09:49:18 AM  
It is because I am a nerd, isn't it?

www.disney.co.uk
 
2013-09-04 09:49:47 AM  
many years ago a Croatian co-worker (he was an electrical engineer) stopped by the parts warehouse area i oversaw. during light conversation he casually says to me "you know how i know you're not homosexual? because you are overweight. gay men have to stay very thin so they can perform the positions they enjoy during sex". farking amazing what comes out of some peoples mouths.
 
2013-09-04 09:50:25 AM  

Graffito: palelizard: Wait, did India count all the rape?

No.  Rape is not sex.


Not to split hairs, but you mean "Rape is not consensual sex."

It's most certainly sex.  Not good, morally correct, etc., but still sex.
 
2013-09-04 09:52:08 AM  
I guess it's hard to get laid when you already smell like sex all the time. Seriously, deodorant people. It's not a new invention.
 
2013-09-04 09:53:10 AM  
 
2013-09-04 09:53:42 AM  

jayphat: I guess it's hard to get laid when you already smell like sex all the time. Seriously, deodorant people. It's not a new invention.


What good is putting on deodorant going to do when you step out of the bath you just took in a sh*t and corpse filled river?
 
2013-09-04 09:55:41 AM  
India has 1.25 billion people, the second largest population in the world next to China.  I think they are having their sexytime.
 
2013-09-04 09:57:56 AM  
Croatian women?

i102.photobucket.com

I can see why.
 
2013-09-04 09:58:48 AM  

The Muthaship: jayphat: I guess it's hard to get laid when you already smell like sex all the time. Seriously, deodorant people. It's not a new invention.

What good is putting on deodorant going to do when you step out of the bath you just took in a sh*t and corpse filled river?


Since when does the american public water system have sh*t and corpses in it?  Oh you're talking about Indian-indians.
 
2013-09-04 10:00:38 AM  

Fano: parents that make Victorians look like Hugh Hefner


Arranged marriage = rape.
 
2013-09-04 10:02:16 AM  

vudukungfu: Fano: parents that make Victorians look like Hugh Hefner

Arranged marriage = rape.


Of which person?
 
2013-09-04 10:03:59 AM  

vudukungfu: Fano: parents that make Victorians look like Hugh Hefner

Arranged marriage = rape.


actually, I think it's in the contract...
 
2013-09-04 10:09:06 AM  

Daffydil: vudukungfu: Fano: parents that make Victorians look like Hugh Hefner

Arranged marriage = rape.

actually, I think it's in the contract...


That's a feature not a bug
 
2013-09-04 10:09:55 AM  

SpdrJay: Indians can't have as much sex cuz those big feathered headresses get in the way.....


"Chance."
 
2013-09-04 10:10:44 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: endmile: HMS_Blinkin: vudukungfu: Sad, because
they literally wrote the book on it.
Indian women are hot.
Well, until you get them nekkid and it's all bush.

There are a lot of Indian women at my university, and they seem to be very dichotomous.  They're either drop-dead gorgeous, or absolutely hideous.  I honestly can't remember any time I've encountered an average-looking Indian girl.

This. I have been at many universities now, and I have met hundreds of Indian women. This seems to be a universal truth.

I'm glad I'm not the only person who's noticed this.


Same here.
 
2013-09-04 10:11:47 AM  

Graffito: palelizard: Wait, did India count all the rape?

No.  Rape is not sex.


Joke:1
You:0
 
2013-09-04 10:12:27 AM  
It's natural contraception.
www.flixya.com
 
2013-09-04 10:14:23 AM  

gaslight: This is hardly a surprise.


india has a high rate of condom failure due to the condoms slipping off because they are too large.
 
2013-09-04 10:15:18 AM  

Fano: SpdrJay: Indians can't have as much sex cuz those big feathered headresses get in the way.....

"Chance."


Wait are we talking red dot or woo woo?
 
2013-09-04 10:15:49 AM  
There are already a billion of them.
How many would there be if they had more encounters?

I also hold the theory that the number of encounters in a country is in inverse proportion to the availability of porn, ice cream, Xboxes and PS3s.

/why go out, spend money, spend time on the off chance that you might have an encounter when you can get sexual release and fun time at home?!
//does not condone the above mentioned activities. Ok, maybe some Rocky Road.
///really does seem like society I heading that way though
 
2013-09-04 10:16:31 AM  

o'really: gaslight: This is hardly a surprise.

india has a high rate of condom failure due to the condoms slipping off because they are too large.


What size rims do you have on your monster truck, stud muffin? I'll hold your can of steel reserve while you go check.
 
2013-09-04 10:18:25 AM  
There's actually quite a lot to like about Croatia. Beautiful seaside towns, decent roads (for the most part), awesome food & wine, spectacular national parks, nude beaches, pretty inexpensive... you could do a lot worse.
 
2013-09-04 10:22:17 AM  

KrispyKritter: many years ago a Croatian co-worker (he was an electrical engineer) stopped by the parts warehouse area i oversaw. during light conversation he casually says to me "you know how i know you're not homosexual? because you are overweight. gay men have to stay very thin so they can perform the positions they enjoy during sex". farking amazing what comes out of some peoples mouths.


Or comes into their mouths, AMIRITE?
 
2013-09-04 10:22:27 AM  

technofiend: Fano: SpdrJay: Indians can't have as much sex cuz those big feathered headresses get in the way.....

"Chance."

Wait are we talking red dot or woo woo?


Part of my best injun joke, punchline: "me know how, me want chance."
 
2013-09-04 10:26:04 AM  
I think the Indians are lying their collective asses off. If they're not having sex, how can there be over a billion of them?
 
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