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(Daily Mail)   Testicle-attacking monster found in Paris, although anybody that's ever dated her could tell you that   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 31
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2013-09-04 08:24:13 AM  
...Looks are pic in article....


OW OW OW OW OW!!
 
2013-09-04 08:24:50 AM  
This was debunked few days after it first popped up a couple of weeks ago, as a joke that got out of control
 
2013-09-04 08:25:14 AM  
...Looks at pic in article....


OW OW OW OW OW!!
 
2013-09-04 08:25:32 AM  
Vegetarian, tropical fish are harassing male reproductive organs in a French river... right, they must be on holiday from Scandinavia this week.
 
2013-09-04 08:26:00 AM  
How does Snopes not have a page on this
 
2013-09-04 08:26:38 AM  
The rarity of these testicle eating fish has been greatly exaggerated.  Besides, nothing to worry about, they'll quickly starve in France.
 
2013-09-04 08:26:40 AM  
If you decided to swim in the river Seine you sorta got whats coming to you. It's the equivalent of choosing to vacation on the beaches of Jersey.
 
2013-09-04 08:30:40 AM  
It was a hoax when it was in Sweden, but maybe it will be true now that it's in France.
 
2013-09-04 08:32:30 AM  
Merde!
 
2013-09-04 08:32:36 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-04 08:34:10 AM  
Scrotum eating fish?

That's in-Seine!
 
2013-09-04 08:35:14 AM  
So women's testicles are safe?
 
2013-09-04 08:36:42 AM  
I read that as Tentacle attacking monster.

/Thats enough hentai for me today.
 
2013-09-04 08:37:47 AM  
cdn.thedailybeast.com

Come at me bro
 
2013-09-04 08:43:18 AM  

GDubDub: This was debunked few days after it first popped up a couple of weeks ago, as a joke that got out of control


Correct
 
2013-09-04 08:45:18 AM  
French welcomed the fish with open arms after he used the testicles to make a testicle and frisee salad and poached testicles in a buerre blanc. He now lives in a little apartment in the 7th with his French girlfriend Sophie.
 
2013-09-04 08:53:34 AM  
So, looks like we have to hear about this fake story from every possible shiatty british tabloid. One is just never enough. farking mods are smoking the crack pipe.
 
2013-09-04 09:19:55 AM  
Testicle-eating fish? In Paris?

No worries, buggers gonna starve to death.
 
2013-09-04 09:25:58 AM  
Did anyone mention yet that this story is a fake, or that the fish would starve in France?
 
2013-09-04 09:26:15 AM  

Dancis_Frake: Testicle-eating fish? In Paris?

No worries, buggers gonna starve to death.


Came here to make pretty much the same joke.
 
2013-09-04 09:29:56 AM  
I'm morbidly curious as to why a portion of that photo of enormous testicles is blurred.
 
2013-09-04 09:38:07 AM  

FourDirections: Dancis_Frake: Testicle-eating fish? In Paris?

No worries, buggers gonna starve to death.

Came here to make pretty much the same joke.


The joke is more savoury since I'm French.
 
2013-09-04 10:18:43 AM  
This is an urban legend.
 
2013-09-04 10:29:47 AM  

abhorrent1: This is an urban legend.


I disagree it is folk tail from native villages in the amazon about as far from urban as possible

/does not make it any less fake

// hates that petsmart sells them they look interesting when young but will outgrow my 100 gallon tank in about 2 years
 
2013-09-04 10:30:42 AM  

Dancis_Frake: The joke is more savoury since I'm French.


I knew that because the joke came wrapped in a papillote
 
2013-09-04 11:42:38 AM  

Ecobuckeye: I'm morbidly curious as to why a portion of that photo of enormous testicles is blurred.


That's what I've been trying to figure out! Here's my guess:

I remember hearing that he was using a sweatshirt to cover his enormous ballsack (and it certainly looks like it). I think the blurred area is where the zipper ends (where the person's neck would usually be), so some of the nekkid sack is in the photo.
 
2013-09-04 11:52:30 AM  
Ok the fish is real, but it's ball biting is a myth. Got it.

Where are we at on junkyard dogs named Chopper?
 
2013-09-04 12:01:45 PM  

bearded clamorer: [cdn.thedailybeast.com image 503x335]

Come at me bro


I chose you, Pacu chew.

When you got that much nut to give, open an airline concession.
 
2013-09-04 01:04:23 PM  
"A rare fish known for gnawing through men's testicles while they are out swimming has been found in the River Seine in Paris."

I should have stopped at "gnawing..."
 
2013-09-04 01:32:18 PM  
cdn.static.ovimg.com
 
2013-09-04 03:38:51 PM  
Fresh from their two week triumph in Oslo, the testicle-munching fish are now performing two shows a night in the Famous Sewers of Paris!

TESTACLE MUNCHER!

Alas. This new insult almost stumped Google, but not quite:


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