Barfmaker: How many jobs has he been fired from?
Cybernetic: If I feel the need to post a nude selfie on the internet when I hit 70, then I hope that one of my descendants will hit me over the head with something heavy until I regain my senses.
vudukungfu: Dude made porn in the 70s
padraig: I'd like to have my body look this good when I'm 70.
Gunny Highway: What does Catholic University have to do with this?
2wolves: Up on the bluff they did not like him in the buff.
Nurglitch: padraig: I'd like to have my body look this good when I'm 70.This. I was planning to laugh, but dude's in fantastic shape for 40+, let alone 70. Seriously, good for him.
rcf1105: This is what he gets fired for? Really?
dj_spanmaster: padraig: I'd like to have my body look this good when I'm 70.I was just thinking this. He's actually in good shape.
Diogenes: He shares a troop operation in a time of war and nothing happens.He shares a pic of is old gray self and he gets fired.Priorities, people.
PizzaJedi81: Someone later went to open the files, but instead of finding the rumored picture, found an empty file.
theknuckler_33: "Duquesne's cancellation of my JFK panel appearance is pretentious censorship Do students agree with administration? Am I banned for life?" he said.InigoMontoya.jpg
born_yesterday: 2wolves: Up on the bluff they did not like him in the buff.So after some fisticuffs, they threw him out on his duff.
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Gunny Highway: What does Catholic University have to do with this?Go Cardinals!
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