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(WTSP)   Florida planning to sell 5,000 acres of land. No word yet on whether it will be sold by the acre or by the gallon   (wtsp.com) divider line 32
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2013-09-04 08:41:19 AM
I got some swampland in Florida....
 
2013-09-04 08:43:42 AM

vudukungfu: I got some swampland in Florida....


Would it go good with a slightly used bridge?
 
2013-09-04 08:47:06 AM

Maul555: Would it go good with a slightly used bridge?


throw in a couple of well constructed trade center towers, and I'll mull it over.
 
2013-09-04 08:47:13 AM
Judging by the first sentence of subby's headline... yeah, there's word.
 
2013-09-04 08:51:01 AM
some of the governor's buddies want to build on the land, or what
 
2013-09-04 08:54:32 AM

vudukungfu: Maul555: Would it go good with a slightly used bridge?

throw in a couple of well constructed trade center towers, and I'll mull it over.


How about I give you a few hundred tribute copies of the $50 gold Buffalo coin, clad in 14 mg of pure gold for the whole kit and caboodle? You got to act fast, these $50 dollar gold Buffaloes will be gone within the next 10 minutes.
 
2013-09-04 08:54:35 AM
10,000 dollars per acre?  I didn't know that sinkholes were that desirable.
 
2013-09-04 08:57:10 AM

SansNeural: 10,000 dollars per acre?  I didn't know that sinkholes were that desirable.


This.
 
2013-09-04 08:57:48 AM
King of Swamp Castle seen going over the paperwork, muttering "We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get."
 
hej
2013-09-04 08:59:35 AM
"Florida planning to sell 5,000 acres of land. No word yet on whether it will be sold by the acre or by the gallon"

Actually, it looks like you answered your own question there,  subby.
 
2013-09-04 09:02:04 AM

ongbok: How about I give you a few hundred tribute copies of the $50 gold Buffalo coin, clad in 14 mg of pure gold for the whole kit and caboodle? You got to act fast, these $50 dollar gold Buffaloes will be gone within the next 10 minutes.


Buffalo are only found in asia.
We have Bison in this land.
 
2013-09-04 09:02:47 AM
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Excited for the possibilities...may even build a viaduct.
 
2013-09-04 09:10:49 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: some of the governor's buddies want to build on the land, or what


or since they're selling this to buy other land, some of his buddies have swampland they need to unload.
 
2013-09-04 09:18:19 AM
How many castles have been previously built on this land?
 
2013-09-04 09:26:51 AM
Will they saw it off for me?
 
2013-09-04 09:27:02 AM

Archie Goodwin: How many castles have been previously built on this land?


3 before to the one that's currently standing there, and including the one that burned and fell over before proceeding to sink into the swamp.
 
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2013-09-04 09:49:42 AM

vudukungfu: I got some swampland in Florida....


i bet it belongs to a certain farkette....
 
2013-09-04 09:51:01 AM

acronym: Dead for Tax Reasons: some of the governor's buddies want to build on the land, or what

or since they're selling this to buy other land, some of his buddies have swampland they need to unload.


Wondering what Governor Scott's cut is.
 
2013-09-04 09:53:14 AM

vudukungfu: ongbok: How about I give you a few hundred tribute copies of the $50 gold Buffalo coin, clad in 14 mg of pure gold for the whole kit and caboodle? You got to act fast, these $50 dollar gold Buffaloes will be gone within the next 10 minutes.

Buffalo are only found in asia.
We have Bison in this land.


brother you should visit where i live. i'm not thin and beautiful but you should see some of the local ladies. the only reason i know they're not Buffalo is the many and large tattoos.
 
2013-09-04 09:56:34 AM
Man... that Lex Luthor... he is always thinking about real estate...

www.millionaireplayboy.com
 
2013-09-04 09:58:14 AM

PsyLord: Man... that Lex Luthor... he is always thinking about real estate...

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OTISBURG?
 
2013-09-04 10:05:26 AM

vudukungfu: ongbok: How about I give you a few hundred tribute copies of the $50 gold Buffalo coin, clad in 14 mg of pure gold for the whole kit and caboodle? You got to act fast, these $50 dollar gold Buffaloes will be gone within the next 10 minutes.

Buffalo are only found in asia.
We have Bison in this land.


Not exactly true...  We have an overabundance of small winged creatures that go by the name buffalo.  I have never seen them, but science dictates that they must exist because wingstop, ect..

www.prlog.org
 
2013-09-04 10:07:27 AM

Maul555: I have never seen them, but science dictates that they must exist because wingstop, ect..


And what is the strange ritual of slathering in a hot pepper sauce made of vinegar, and hot peppers, then dunking in a chilled concoction of moldy milk curds?
 
2013-09-04 10:35:00 AM
Huge.......tracts of land!
 
2013-09-04 10:53:31 AM

baronbloodbath: Huge.......tracts of land!


and moist, too.
 
2013-09-04 12:58:55 PM
Corruption? In Florida?  Frank Nitti smirks from his grave.

/arranged a hit on the mayor of Chicago, who happened to be in Miami with FDR in 1933

//study on it!
 
2013-09-04 01:07:26 PM

PizzaJedi81: Excited for the possibilities...may even build a viaduct.


Why a duck?
 
2013-09-04 08:46:55 PM

acronym: Dead for Tax Reasons: some of the governor's buddies want to build on the land, or what

or since they're selling this to buy other land, some of his buddies have swampland they need to unload.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-04 09:52:52 PM
By the acre or by the gallon? A little of both, actually. In Florida swamp land is sold by the foot-acre.
 
2013-09-04 10:05:58 PM

The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight: PizzaJedi81: Excited for the possibilities...may even build a viaduct.

Why a duck?


I'm not playing "Ask Me Another," I say that's a viaduct.
 
2013-09-04 10:11:11 PM

Count_0: The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight: PizzaJedi81: Excited for the possibilities...may even build a viaduct.

Why a duck?

I'm not playing "Ask Me Another," I say that's a viaduct.


All right...why a duck? Why not a chicken?
 
2013-09-04 10:17:41 PM

PizzaJedi81: Count_0: The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight: PizzaJedi81: Excited for the possibilities...may even build a viaduct.

Why a duck?

I'm not playing "Ask Me Another," I say that's a viaduct.

All right...why a duck? Why not a chicken?


Well, I don't know why a no chicken; I'm a stranger here myself. All I know is that it's a viaduct. You try to cross over there a chicken and you'll find out why a duck.
 
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