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(10TV Columbus) NewsFlash Ariel Castro swings through lifetime prison sentence in record time   (10tv.com) divider line 454
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2013-09-04 12:28:20 AM
This one
 
2013-09-04 12:29:58 AM
Aw man I wanted him to suffer for years.
 
2013-09-04 12:31:33 AM

corq: This one


Seconded!
 
2013-09-04 12:32:48 AM

Cup Check: corq: This one

Seconded!


...
 
2013-09-04 12:36:06 AM
Ariels last words before he was found dead
" WHERE WALLACE AT, STRING?
 
2013-09-04 12:38:34 AM
Bah. Should have been my headline instead.

/good one, subby
 
2013-09-04 12:38:57 AM
Awww Right!
 
2013-09-04 12:39:02 AM
Hey, he still has to serve the "Plus 1000 Years" part of his sentence.. That's going to be tough on him, for sure.
 
2013-09-04 12:39:04 AM
i bet some relative will sue because they didn't have him on suicide watch, too
 
2013-09-04 12:39:13 AM
Well...that was a budget saver.
 
2013-09-04 12:39:31 AM
Wooooow.

/I guess you could call him Arial Castro
 
2013-09-04 12:39:41 AM
good deal.
 
2013-09-04 12:39:43 AM
"whatcha gonna do tonight?"

"Oh, I dunno. Just hang around, I guess."
 
2013-09-04 12:39:49 AM
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
 
2013-09-04 12:39:51 AM

Shadow Blasko: Well...that was a budget saver.


True, nice of him to be so considerate.
 
2013-09-04 12:39:51 AM
Well... bye.
 
2013-09-04 12:39:53 AM
0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-09-04 12:39:56 AM
funnycatwallpapers.com
 
2013-09-04 12:39:58 AM
Hope he's enjoying the first few moments of his eternity in hell.
 
2013-09-04 12:39:59 AM

Asa Phelps: i bet some relative will sue because they didn't have him on suicide watch, too


Of course, we put Manning on suicide watch and it was called "torture".
 
2013-09-04 12:40:01 AM
One comment I saw (which I used as a submission) was that he couldn't stand to be locked away.
 
2013-09-04 12:40:09 AM
<img src="wellbye.jpg" />
 
2013-09-04 12:40:14 AM

scottydoesntknow: Wooooow.

/I guess you could call him Arial Aerial Castro


/I need to go to bed
 
2013-09-04 12:40:17 AM
Man the one act of revenge we can possibly inflict that's somewhat related to the crime, and we let him kill himself to escape.  The system sucks.
 
2013-09-04 12:40:37 AM
And so goes one of our nightmares.
 
2013-09-04 12:40:38 AM

Asa Phelps: i bet some relative will sue because they didn't have him on suicide watch, too


Highly doubt that. They all want nothing to do with him.
 
2013-09-04 12:40:52 AM
And people say the Death Penalty is cheaper than Life
 
2013-09-04 12:41:20 AM
Good.
 
2013-09-04 12:42:04 AM
Oh, no.
 
2013-09-04 12:42:20 AM

ontariolightning: Ariels last words before he was found dead


"whooosh"
 
2013-09-04 12:42:20 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

RIP FIDEL CASTRO
 
2013-09-04 12:42:25 AM
Good! Think of all the taxpayer funds he just saved!

/rot in hell
 
2013-09-04 12:42:43 AM
Awww. What a shame.
 
2013-09-04 12:42:47 AM
i.imgur.com
(for the headline, although I'm not shedding any tears regarding the event itself)
 
2013-09-04 12:43:04 AM

Hrist: Man the one act of revenge we can possibly inflict that's somewhat related to the crime, and we let him kill himself to escape.  The system sucks.


true.
he took the pussi way out.
he really was just a terrible human being.
 
2013-09-04 12:43:10 AM
I was hoping before he died he would become Ariel Castrato. It's a shame
 
2013-09-04 12:43:13 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-04 12:43:19 AM
Fine. The value of keeping him incarcerated was more than his life. Thanks for doing the state a solid on your way out.
 
2013-09-04 12:43:37 AM
I love it when Prison Guards turn off their CCTV's and hand out clean sheets.
 
2013-09-04 12:43:53 AM
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-09-04 12:44:05 AM

violentsalvation: Aw man I wanted him to suffer for years.


Seriously, what a waste of a perfectly good villain. Got off way too easy.
 
2013-09-04 12:44:10 AM
couldnt stand a lifetime of confinment and possible rape huh?

farking coward
 
2013-09-04 12:44:23 AM
Oh well fark him.
 
2013-09-04 12:44:32 AM
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
 
2013-09-04 12:44:40 AM
I really wish he had been killed. Sucks he went out on his own terms.
 
2013-09-04 12:44:43 AM
So the @sshole who imprisoned other people could dish it out but couldn't take it.

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2013-09-04 12:44:44 AM

violentsalvation: Aw man I wanted him to suffer for years.


Same, but I guess this is fine too.
 
2013-09-04 12:44:44 AM
Good
 
2013-09-04 12:44:53 AM
Oh, darn. I am so upset by this. Someone hand me a Kleenex.
 
2013-09-04 12:44:56 AM
I guess prison life wasn't enough to captivate him.  At least he got some sense of the hopelessness his victims had to suffer before he checked out.
 
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