gja: What a dumbass. ALWAYS mail it to the cat, they never rat you out.
Outrageous Muff: How else is he supposed to deal with living in Cleveland? However, pot smoking does explain why the Indians are fighting for a playoff spot and still no one is showing up to the games.
ongbok: steamingpile: CognaciousThunk: Well, if you're a black athlete, and you send yourself 2 pounds, you get 15 days in jail. Some difference :/http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20120405/NEWS010704/304050027/Ben ga ls-WR-Simpson-serve-15-days-jaYeah he's a former athlete which is why he got jail time, most sports teams pull strings for players that get in trouble.As someone else posted Nate Newton was transporting bales of pot and never served one day in jail. And to be fair, if you get caught with as much pot as the WR did you would spend years in prison not days just like Nate should have been sentenced to 20-30 years but since he was on a pro sports team he got off.Nate Newton served 2.5 years in prison. He took a plea to conspiracy to distribute a controlled substance. Rumor is that he snitched on his supplier to get that sentence.
steamingpile: vudukungfu: Got a little labador in it?I got that reference, I think it makes us both pretty old
buckeyebrain: "They still have a team?"
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