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(NBC News)   Where's Billy Mays when you need him INTRODUCING "THE PEE STRAIGHT" DON'T RISK THOSE PESKY $15 FINES JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE POOR AIM   (behindthewall.nbcnews.com) divider line 56
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2013-09-03 11:50:54 PM  
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DERP
 
2013-09-03 11:52:16 PM  

Apos: [img.gawkerassets.com image 640x480]

DERP


Oops....Wrong thread
 
2013-09-03 11:56:32 PM  
Now how much would you pee?

/But wait...
 
2013-09-04 12:33:05 AM  
Do you hang left or right? Does your stream split? Is your floor now two tone? Well worry no more with pee straight, for men who can't aim.  Order today an we'll include a tube of Super Slick personal lubricant. Hitting the wrong hole? It won't matter with Super Slick.
 
2013-09-04 01:41:36 AM  
My mother would love that, as most women I think. Always complained about our bad aim. (She assumed we were aiming for the bowl.)

Public toilets could sure use it. People clearly don't aim for it there. (Or maybe a wide stance interferes?)
 
2013-09-04 01:41:53 AM  
Billy Mays is Dead.
 
2013-09-04 01:41:57 AM  
Um, do they just piss where ever and just go with it? Those bathrooms must smell horrid.
 
2013-09-04 01:47:01 AM  
My rule is sit at home, stand in public.

/Restroom stays clean a lot longer at home.
//first second is for calibration
 
2013-09-04 01:49:41 AM  

iheartscotch: Um, do they just piss where ever and just go with it? Those bathrooms must smell horrid.


after spending a good deal of time in china... yes. and yes.

In the big cities, you get a lot of recently-on-the-farm types coming looking for work. They aren't quite up on social rules and values, and sometimes simply are ignorant of how to use modern facilities.
 
2013-09-04 01:50:08 AM  

Apos: [img.gawkerassets.com image 640x480]

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He looks like the kind of jackass who would miss.
 
2013-09-04 01:51:30 AM  
Places that have a lot of Asian pissers also have a lot of puddles in front of the piss receptacle.

/Luckily I just stand back from the puddle and easily hit the receptacle.
 
2013-09-04 01:54:58 AM  
media2.s-nbcnews.com

Those are for peeing in? Man I've been using them wrong, I've been drinking beer out of them.

/Well I hope it was beer
 
2013-09-04 01:57:06 AM  
Only a human being would be arrogant and stupid enough to think successfully urinating into a porcelain fixture is just what nature intended. The further we abandoned our true primal selves to conform to civilization and society the more we abandon our true selves.
 
2013-09-04 01:59:05 AM  
Some Chicom "invented" a funnel?
 
2013-09-04 02:00:18 AM  
Reminds me of an old book, "The Yellow River", by I.P. Daily.
 
2013-09-04 02:01:01 AM  

KrispyKritter: Only a human being would be arrogant and stupid enough to think successfully urinating into a porcelain fixture is just what nature intended. The further we abandoned our true primal selves to conform to civilization and society the more we abandon our true selves.


you just piss in the corner don't you?
 
2013-09-04 02:02:36 AM  
Can't they just build conical urinals? The big problem is that piss splashes off the ceramic. If you build a conical urinal, you can have those splashes reflected downwards into the urinal rather than back out onto the restroom floor.
 
2013-09-04 02:03:58 AM  
He is dead subby, but he is still working.
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2013-09-04 02:07:14 AM  
http://www.stand2pee.com/

considering the thread - had to insert
 
2013-09-04 02:10:52 AM  
"No wonder Guangdong's economy ranks first in China!" one user wrote sardonically on China's version of Twitter, Weibo.
i241.photobucket.com
Weibo? Close enough...
 
2013-09-04 02:20:29 AM  
It only costs $15 to smoke in a public bathroom in China? That's a bargain if I've ever heard one.
 
2013-09-04 02:31:23 AM  
While at first glance this seems to be a useful tool for improving sanitation, upon further evaluation it is in fact just a means for more accurately directing peepee into your coke.
 
2013-09-04 02:41:44 AM  

Infobahn: Billy Mays is Dead.


Yeah but he was one helluva baseball player.
 
2013-09-04 02:46:48 AM  

KrispyKritter: Only a human being would be arrogant and stupid enough to think successfully urinating into a porcelain fixture is just what nature intended. The further we abandoned our true primal selves to conform to civilization and society the more we abandon our true selves.


Don't give my cats any ideas.
 
2013-09-04 02:58:46 AM  
I just borrow the beer funnel when I'm at a party, no one seems to notice er, mind.
 
2013-09-04 03:00:25 AM  

Infobahn: Billy Mays is Dead.


upload.wikimedia.org
RIP BILLY MAYS
 
2013-09-04 03:22:33 AM  
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2013-09-04 03:28:51 AM  
There are already all kinds of those types of things for women over here,  and they're way smaller than the oil funnels in the article.

http://www.go-girl.com/
www.go-girl.com

http://www.shewee.ca/
www.shewee.ca


I saw disposable ones once too,  looked to be made the same way dixie cups are,  fun.
 
2013-09-04 03:46:33 AM  

gerbilpox: My mother would love that, as most women I think. Always complained about our bad aim. (She assumed we were aiming for the bowl.)

Public toilets could sure use it. People clearly don't aim for it there. (Or maybe a wide stance interferes?)


Iron thigh-crouching tiger technique.
 
2013-09-04 03:50:08 AM  
I find that the moisture on the floor after male urination is mostly splash out from when the two liquids come in contact. The amount and coverage of the splash out is a function of the concavity of the bowl, the height of the seat, the length of the dong, and the pressure of the bladder. Unfamiliarity with the toilet, or a sudden change in any one of these variables can lead to a virtual hurricane. Based on non-scientific gustatory perception I would guess that the splash out is less then 15% fresh urine and composed mostly of displaced water.

/This study does not take into consideration the recently visually impaired, teenagers, or drunks.
 
2013-09-04 03:51:12 AM  
A Chinese guy is one of my favorite capitalists?
Get with it America.
 
2013-09-04 04:11:09 AM  
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2013-09-04 04:16:14 AM  

HisBoyLeroy: I find that the moisture on the floor after male urination is mostly splash out from when the two liquids come in contact. The amount and coverage of the splash out is a function of the concavity of the bowl, the height of the seat, the length of the dong, and the pressure of the bladder. Unfamiliarity with the toilet, or a sudden change in any one of these variables can lead to a virtual hurricane. Based on non-scientific gustatory perception I would guess that the splash out is less then 15% fresh urine and composed mostly of displaced water.

/This study does not take into consideration the recently visually impaired, teenagers, or drunks.


You've given this a lot of thought, haven't you?
 
2013-09-04 04:30:27 AM  
Why not just keep it all in mason jars? Hell , ive been doing that for thirty plus years and it hasnt done me no harm.
monthly storage fees are getting a bit steep though. I suppose I could belly up on them and let those Storage Wars parasites swarm around bidding wildly as they greedle in anticipation of the goodies they'll find once they get my storage opened.
 Damn..that sounds pretty cool now that I think about it,hopefully the winning bid will be a bank buster .
 
2013-09-04 04:56:01 AM  
As an airport janitor, I must say that guys and girls cannot aim for the toilets. I once saw a guy go up to the urinal, then grabbed both stall walls with his hands and then hump air as he pissed. It was horrifying.
 
2013-09-04 04:57:40 AM  
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2013-09-04 06:14:29 AM  
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And here's Ma Xianqing along with Grandma Xianqing frantically flogging their fluorescent funnels.
 
2013-09-04 06:22:00 AM  
OMG a funnel! Genius!
 
2013-09-04 07:13:24 AM  

HisBoyLeroy: I find that the moisture on the floor after male urination is mostly splash out from when the two liquids come in contact. The amount and coverage of the splash out is a function of the concavity of the bowl, the height of the seat, the length of the dong, and the pressure of the bladder. Unfamiliarity with the toilet, or a sudden change in any one of these variables can lead to a virtual hurricane. Based on non-scientific gustatory perception I would guess that the splash out is less then 15% fresh urine and composed mostly of displaced water.

/This study does not take into consideration the recently visually impaired, teenagers, or drunks.


...And old guys suffering from BPH (if you notice the complaints being in offices where women and old guys are - and the women are complaining - THIS is the actual reason).
 
2013-09-04 07:28:36 AM  

iheartscotch: Um, do they just piss where ever and just go with it? Those bathrooms must smell horrid.


They're aiming for the Coke can.
 
2013-09-04 08:20:48 AM  
Why not just drink it?

www.virginmedia.com
 
2013-09-04 08:37:34 AM  
I'd love to meet the person who A) Is willing to carry that contraption around whenever he goes out in public and B) doesn't mind explaining exactly what it is and why he's carrying it.

/on second thought, no I wouldn't.
 
2013-09-04 10:15:18 AM  

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Oops....Wrong thread


You gotta watch your aim.
 
2013-09-04 10:40:38 AM  
Maybe they should start flogging them at malls in British Columbia.

www.straight.com
 
2013-09-04 11:04:37 AM  
As I was peeing off the brigde, I was amazed by how cold the water was.
 
2013-09-04 11:16:28 AM  

garandman1a: As I was peeing off the brigde, I was amazed by how cold the water was.


... and deep!
/oblig
 
2013-09-04 11:19:51 AM  
there is a european strategy of providing a target for when you're a peein'.
community.emc.com
 
2013-09-04 12:59:26 PM  
I don't know; I think this sounds much more like a Vince Offer product than a Billy Mays product.
 
2013-09-04 02:23:33 PM  
I suspect that the aiming problem is greater in facilities such as this:
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2013-09-04 03:03:50 PM  
NBC News' Pei Huang contributed to this report


...seriously?
 
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