AverageAmericanGuy: Iron Termites.
Marcus Aurelius: Sand Fleas of DEATH
Pinner: The Amish rise to save the world and restore traditional order.
Pinner: Pornocolypse!Evil Japanese scientists develop subliminal technology embedded in on-line porn sites to try and destroy the world's economy by creating a hyper-masturbatory world population. Even the site of a suggestive billboard will send cars careening of the road, people dying with their pants down.The Amish rise to save the world and restore traditional order.
rudemix: BoyGeorgeMichaelJackson-NadoA mad scientist wants to take over pop music. He takes the DNA from Boy George, George Michael and Michael Jackson and creates a triumvirate of pop madness. The scientist loses control and the performer escapes, luring crowds to casinos in Laughlin, where he then kills them. The nado is just because that seems to be the rule for Sigh-Fi channel.Pyro-Chapstick Flow is another one. A superheated glob of lip balm emerges from a sewer in Phoenix and raises hell.
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