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2013-09-03 10:18:52 PM
Killer Penguins in King Arthur's Court.
 
2013-09-03 10:22:07 PM
Honkbag II: The Honkening.
 
2013-09-03 10:22:34 PM
Spider-shark-octo-piranhanado

/vs Megacrocigator
 
2013-09-03 10:26:43 PM
Enema Queens from Polyp-7: The Ass Invasion.
 
2013-09-03 10:47:29 PM
Killer glacier rampage with the tag line "There's no time to run away!"
 
2013-09-04 06:13:16 AM
Iron Termites.

Despite warnings from a pair of scientists (one a rugged field scientist, the other a cute laboratory scientist), GM crops have become ubiquitous on America's farms. What no one could have foreseen is the increased pace of genetic mutation for the insects on and near the farms. Termites have developed mandibles strong enough to cut steel and are immune to all pesticides.

A family drive through the country side brings a handful of termites into the suburbs and Monday morning brings them into the city where the bugs begin feasting and breeding.

Can the world find a cure for the plague before civilization itself collapses?
 
2013-09-04 06:52:19 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Iron Termites.


I'd watch this movie.

I'm imagining scenes of a young couple making out in a car, only to hear a noise, get out, and find the bumper of their car has fallen off; the suburban dad hears a noise, rushes outside, and finds his mailbox has fallen over, the metal pole reduced to Swiss cheese; mass panic in the city as the Iconic Skyscraper threatens to topple over; and the climactic scene, where the scientists narrowly avert the termites chewing through a natural gas pipeline that's about to explode under a dozen major cities across North America.

I sense a Kickstarter project here. Let's get on this.
 
2013-09-04 06:52:45 AM
Sludge Monster Meets Vermin Man.
 
2013-09-04 06:54:16 AM
Arachno-hippo-pocalypse

Bitten by radioactive spiders, genetically mutated hippopotamuses go on the rampage, vowing vengeance
on the corporation responsible for the destruction of their natural habitat.
 
2013-09-04 07:11:58 AM
Starfish self-shurikening beach-goers.
 
2013-09-04 07:21:41 AM
Gigantopussy
 
2013-09-04 07:42:14 AM
Firebreathing Koalas of *DEATH*!
 
2013-09-04 08:42:29 AM
Sand Fleas of DEATH
 
2013-09-04 08:49:11 AM
Mega Trapdoor Spiders.   10-15' tall.  One of them under a back green of the local golf course.
 
2013-09-04 08:51:58 AM

Marcus Aurelius: Sand Fleas of DEATH


Bass-playing Fleas..... of DEATH!
 
2013-09-04 09:28:53 AM
Mecha Cicada vs Stink Bug Hurricaine
 
2013-09-04 10:10:42 AM
Aphrodite's Revenge.

Introduction (ancient times): Hephaestus, tired of Aphrodite's cheating ways, seals her into a high-magic tech prison, and leaves her there whilst the ancient world passes away.
Modern story arc: members of her cult finally find Hephaestus' key, releasing Aphrodite from her prison. Given that she has spent 2,500 years locked away into a little sphere with only a mosaic to keep her company, she's gone mad, and wants the world to pay...

(Have mechs of doom from Hephaestus, and Aphrodite throwing all sorts of monsters around, etc. Rampage. Fix by, oh... I dunno. Uh. Artemis' bow?)
 
2013-09-04 10:15:03 AM
GATORQUAKE!!!
 
2013-09-04 11:30:27 AM
I can't find the cartoon but from Gary Larson:
Giraffe II: This time they're not looking for acacia leaves.
 
2013-09-04 11:37:36 AM
CGI vs Suspension of Disbelief: The Rendering
 
2013-09-04 11:40:45 AM
Zombie Meerkats
 
2013-09-04 11:48:22 AM
Twerknami 2: The Reckoning
 
2013-09-04 12:24:43 PM
Pornocolypse!

Evil Japanese scientists develop subliminal technology embedded in on-line porn sites to try and destroy the world's economy by creating a hyper-masturbatory world population. Even the site of a suggestive billboard will send cars careening of the road, people dying with their pants down.
The Amish rise to save the world and restore traditional order.
 
2013-09-04 01:01:25 PM

Pinner: The Amish rise to save the world and restore traditional order.


Except those that overdo it with their wooden Fleshlights, and die of splinter-induced infections..
 
2013-09-04 01:15:47 PM
FARTNADO
 
2013-09-04 01:52:17 PM
Conan the Librarian
 
2013-09-04 02:12:18 PM

Pinner: Pornocolypse!

Evil Japanese scientists develop subliminal technology embedded in on-line porn sites to try and destroy the world's economy by creating a hyper-masturbatory world population. Even the site of a suggestive billboard will send cars careening of the road, people dying with their pants down.
The Amish rise to save the world and restore traditional order.


Stinkin Amish spoilin all my fun.
 
2013-09-04 03:08:34 PM
WaspCano!

At a secret US spent nuclear fuel disposal / Genetically modified insect testing facility situated in a dormant volcano, things go horribly wrong when the ancient mountain awakens.
 
2013-09-04 03:57:00 PM
Franklinstein

Mad historian/scientist reanimates the oddly well-preserved corpse of Benjamin Franklin who goes on a rampage, schtupping anything that moves.
 
2013-09-04 06:50:46 PM
Sabre Tooth Vaginas !
 
2013-09-04 07:12:25 PM
Wrasslers vs sharks in tornado alley
 
2013-09-04 07:52:16 PM
The Manti-corps.  A military experiment goes wrong and a division of men is transformed into Mantis-Men.

/ I was going to go with "Ghost Shark", but it turns out they already did that one.
 
2013-09-04 08:01:44 PM
Dynamite Monkey 2: Revenge Of The Lava Piranhas.
 
2013-09-05 04:19:18 AM
With six you get stir fry of echoes. It's all about a CGI Lucille Ball trying to run an orphanage full of children with meta powers. Think New mutants meet I Love Lucy.
 
2013-09-05 10:54:21 AM

Pinner: Pornocolypse!

Evil Japanese scientists develop subliminal technology embedded in on-line porn sites to try and destroy the world's economy by creating a hyper-masturbatory world population. Even the site of a suggestive billboard will send cars careening of the road, people dying with their pants down.
The Amish rise to save the world and restore traditional order.


So basically vthisv with porn and Amish?

nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-05 12:03:08 PM
BoyGeorgeMichaelJackson-Nado

A mad scientist wants to take over pop music. He takes the DNA from Boy George, George Michael and Michael Jackson and creates a triumvirate of pop madness. The scientist loses control and the performer escapes, luring crowds to casinos in Laughlin, where he then kills them. The nado is just because that seems to be the rule for Sigh-Fi channel.

Pyro-Chapstick Flow is another one. A superheated glob of lip balm emerges from a sewer in Phoenix and raises hell.
 
2013-09-05 12:29:22 PM

rudemix: BoyGeorgeMichaelJackson-Nado

A mad scientist wants to take over pop music. He takes the DNA from Boy George, George Michael and Michael Jackson and creates a triumvirate of pop madness. The scientist loses control and the performer escapes, luring crowds to casinos in Laughlin, where he then kills them. The nado is just because that seems to be the rule for Sigh-Fi channel.

Pyro-Chapstick Flow is another one. A superheated glob of lip balm emerges from a sewer in Phoenix and raises hell.


...and gravitates toward collagen injected lips, which unveils all kinds of plastic surgeries no one expected. Some getting burned in the crotch... Like how the glasses in They Live allowed one "to see".
 
2013-09-05 03:24:25 PM
I'm still wating for SharkNado II: Electric Boogaloo {a Roger Corman production}.....
 
2013-09-05 05:11:18 PM
Deathstalker
 
2013-09-05 05:14:01 PM

p4p3rm4t3: Deathstalker


Erm to specify... This Deathstalker.
 
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