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2013-09-03 10:08:32 PM  
Oblig...

www.casimages.com

He kinda looks like Diana Nyad there.
 
2013-09-03 10:17:18 PM  
I'm going to sail on over and help him in my boat, the Titanic.
 
2013-09-03 10:35:39 PM  
That's why I'll never have a farking dog named Cujo, or Old Yeller. Or a rat named Ben. Or a fish called Wanda. Or a python named Monty. Or a whale named Moby Dick. Or a shark named Jaws. Or an ape named King Kong (or Mighty Joe Young.) Or...
 
2013-09-03 11:34:07 PM  
You think he's a mess, you should meet his brother Mike.
 
2013-09-03 11:55:09 PM  
I can never read or hear that word without this immediately coming to mind:
modculture.typepad.com
 
2013-09-04 03:19:33 AM  
Animals in his heart, etc.
 
2013-09-04 04:48:20 AM  
farking amateurs.
 
2013-09-04 04:51:10 AM  
'just DAYS'.

DAYS are shorter and and more newsworthy than days

and stingrays arent pets you dick. i find it very odd that keeping living things in tanks or cages makes some people happy
 
2013-09-04 04:53:49 AM  

Lady J: 'just DAYS'.

DAYS are shorter and and more newsworthy than days

and stingrays arent pets you dick. i find it very odd that keeping living things in tanks or cages makes some people happy


I feel the same way about cubicles.
 
2013-09-04 04:56:14 AM  
Karma
 
2013-09-04 04:56:23 AM  

timujin: I can never read or hear that word without this immediately coming to mind:
[modculture.typepad.com image 200x235]


The word you want is "Cor!"
 
2013-09-04 04:56:44 AM  
Egad!
 
2013-09-04 04:59:14 AM  
I guess this kid never watched River Monsters. Those Stingrays are scary.
 
2013-09-04 05:04:55 AM  

timujin: I can never read or hear that word without this immediately coming to mind:
[modculture.typepad.com image 200x235]


Crumbs!
 
2013-09-04 05:10:36 AM  
FTFA: James Hunt, 23, was attacked as he was moving the 15-inch stingray

Well, he was being a bit of a James Hunt by naming it that.

/have been stung by a juvenile stingray, farker got me with multiple barbs (2 or 3, I forget now) when I was about 15
//went right through my flip flop like it was made of butter
///farking hurts, let me tell you
////leg swelled up to where it couldn't be bent at all
//didn't get morphine, just a tetanus shot
 
2013-09-04 05:10:49 AM  

timujin: I can never read or hear that word without this immediately coming to mind:


Crivens!
 
2013-09-04 05:12:51 AM  
PWNED!
 
2013-09-04 05:12:52 AM  
It was just saying  "let me be free was that wrong?"
 
2013-09-04 05:15:17 AM  

Stepped_In_What: Karma


To be fair, Steve Irwin was a douchebag.
 
2013-09-04 05:27:19 AM  
his new pet stingray, ironically named Steve Irwin

It needs to be said: NOT IRONIC.
 
2013-09-04 05:32:12 AM  
Farkers may like to know that a common variant of "crikey" is "crikey dick", at least in my corner of the Antipodes.
 
2013-09-04 05:34:45 AM  
Today is the 7th anniversary of Irwin's death.
 
2013-09-04 05:34:46 AM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-04 05:58:33 AM  
"I did not name the stingray steve the paper came up with that name. For all u people saying it should be released back into the sea u r stupid as its a freshwater and goes to show u dont keep fish!! Most monster fish keepers have stingrays and even more dangerous fish so dont be judging me because I made a mistake of getting stung. If u read the article proper I had 3 hours sleep after moving and was rushing around trying to make sure the fish where safe. All I gotta say to the people saying I deserved yes maybe I did as I made a mistake but who doesnt. The ones who r hating on this ur just a bunch of low life people with nothing else to do. Yes I may be unemployed but none of u jnow why that is so do judge before u know the real person and take a look in the mirror!!!

jamesh, essex, United Kingdom"

It's called the daily fail for a reason.
 
2013-09-04 06:00:18 AM  
Tossing a wild animal into a tank and calling it a "pet" doesn't turn it into a kitten.
 
2013-09-04 06:01:13 AM  
"He spent three days in hospital in excruciating pain."

Good. People who keep exotic/dangerous pets deserve what they get.
 
2013-09-04 06:03:22 AM  

JRoo: Tossing a wild animal into a tank and calling it a "pet" doesn't turn it into a kitten.


It was always a sea kitten.
 
2013-09-04 06:09:54 AM  
Good. You can't mock a dead family entertainment star. It always looks douchey.

/too soon
 
2013-09-04 06:53:09 AM  
Was the Dumbass tag on walkabout?
 
2013-09-04 07:10:29 AM  

Ed Grubermann: Stepped_In_What: Karma

To be fair, Steve Irwin was a douchebag.


Uh, wut?
 
2013-09-04 07:44:37 AM  

JRoo: Tossing a wild animal into a tank and calling it a "pet" doesn't turn it into a kitten.


True about 100% of the time.  Anytime I see the pics of ocelots or pet monkeys or such, my first reaction is "never in your wildest farking dreams."
 
2013-09-04 08:15:35 AM  

FriarReb98: JRoo: Tossing a wild animal into a tank and calling it a "pet" doesn't turn it into a kitten.

True about 100% of the time.  Anytime I see the pics of ocelots or pet monkeys or such, my first reaction is "never in your wildest farking dreams."


our next door neighbour owns 2 monkeys! one is a marmoset, don't know about the other one.

bear in mind I live in a city, and her garden is about the size of a large picnic table

that said I've never seen or heard either of the creatures so it could all be bullshiat. if it is a lie it's a remarkably determined one though, in which her whole family are colluding, as they stood there complicitly nodding and smiling while she told me about them
 
2013-09-04 08:20:41 AM  
Does anybody in the UK actually have a job?
 
2013-09-04 08:54:03 AM  
 
2013-09-04 08:56:07 AM  

Molavian: Does anybody in the UK actually have a job?


are fark articles posted with the florida tag representative of the whole of the US?
 
2013-09-04 09:19:49 AM  

JRoo: Tossing a wild animal into a tank and calling it a "pet" doesn't turn it into a kitten.


swittersb.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-04 09:20:43 AM  
He shouldn't have been trying to put his finger up it's butthole then.
 
2013-09-04 09:46:11 AM  
You know, there's a pretty good reason these things aren't called "hugrays."
 
2013-09-04 10:17:57 AM  
Well at least he was moving them to a 200+ gallon tank, but that is still awfully small for two stingrays. Maybe freshwater is different though

/have two 125-gallon saltwater tank
//and a 12-gallon nano cube
///Okay it is my husbands, but I pick out corals so I help some
 
2013-09-04 10:54:23 AM  
What's Brit for asshat?
 
2013-09-04 12:01:38 PM  

sbchamp: What's Brit for asshat?


Arsehole
 
2013-09-04 12:07:01 PM  

sbchamp: What's Brit for asshat?

 Molavian
 
2013-09-04 12:12:56 PM  

foo monkey: Ed Grubermann: Stepped_In_What: Karma

To be fair, Steve Irwin was a douchebag.

Uh, wut?


He was a croc-baiting showboat. Ever watch the videos of him and Bindi (or WTF her name is) in the croc enclosure when she was a baby? Yeah, real smart move, there Irwin. He was bound to get killed by some wild animal due to his need to dangerously show off. I'm just surprised he lasted as long as he did.
 
2013-09-04 01:44:38 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

IDIOT.

// The wait for Darwin's Law to kick in should not be too long now
 
2013-09-04 02:04:10 PM  

Lord Schtupp: sbchamp: What's Brit for asshat?
 Molavian


lol
 
2013-09-04 02:42:40 PM  

Molavian: Lord Schtupp: sbchamp: What's Brit for asshat?
 Molavian

lol


The sense of humor is strong with this one.

/salute
 
2013-09-05 12:51:34 AM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
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