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(Fark)   Time for another round of Whose Fark Is It Anyway, the game where everyone's drunk and nothing matters. Tonight's topic: Things not to do in bed   (fark.com) divider line 33
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2013-09-03 08:43:29 PM
4 votes:
Read fortune cookies.
2013-09-03 09:45:53 PM
2 votes:
I'd say "have sex with my wife",
But she puts out at least once every couple months.
So instead I'm gonna go with "go to sleep at an early hour because I'm not sexually frustrated to the point where I just can't handle the rejection and usually just watch TV and cry until 3am".
2013-09-03 09:40:41 PM
2 votes:
Greenlight TFD threads.
2013-09-03 08:17:10 PM
2 votes:
Hold a video conference while you are "working from home."

Yeah Marie, we saw your tits through your nightgown.  What the hell were you thinking?
2013-09-03 07:52:20 PM
2 votes:
Sort your pin collection.
2013-09-03 07:40:52 PM
2 votes:
Eat crackers.
2013-09-03 07:39:49 PM
2 votes:
poop
2013-09-03 11:23:59 PM
1 votes:

TinyFist: Do body shots off of the pastor.


I disagree with this, too.
2013-09-03 11:18:52 PM
1 votes:

robodog: Have sex every time, there are so many more interesting places to do it. I can't believe how many people have whitebread sex lives where it's always in bed with the lights off.


Sometimes we use whole wheat and use a night light.
2013-09-03 11:01:11 PM
1 votes:
Giggle at Fark comments while getting a blowie
2013-09-03 10:28:33 PM
1 votes:
Nancy Grace
2013-09-03 10:28:24 PM
1 votes:
2013-09-03 10:28:14 PM
1 votes:
Puke your boyfriends sperm in his face and yell "Surprise! Reverse facial!"
2013-09-03 10:22:04 PM
1 votes:
Why has nobody said "Stick your dick in crazy!"?
2013-09-03 10:16:47 PM
1 votes:

Molavian: shifty lookin bleeder: cousins

I'll tell you this is bullshiat.  I did cousins in bed and it was the most erotic experience of my life.

That is, they weren't my cousins.  They were cousins to each other.  Red-headed female teenagers.


I did my cousin once. Found later we were only cousins by marriage so it doesn't seem as hot anymore, but still. Hyooooge tits.
2013-09-03 10:15:07 PM
1 votes:

frostus: ekdikeo4: Surprise buttsex

No, it's should NOT do.


Look, once she's facedown  and the handcuffs and ballgag are on nice and tight, nothing that happens should be a surprise.
2013-09-03 10:13:04 PM
1 votes:
Fall asleep with Courtney Love.
2013-09-03 10:10:09 PM
1 votes:
Yell out "Now YOU have herpes!"
2013-09-03 10:08:38 PM
1 votes:
Chat with an ex on Facebook
2013-09-03 10:01:11 PM
1 votes:
Build an elaborate maze from finger nail and toe nail clippings and then release 100 centipedes into the maze and watch them try to escape.
2013-09-03 09:56:14 PM
1 votes:
Clip your toenails.
2013-09-03 09:51:52 PM
1 votes:

spunkymunky: I'd say "have sex with my wife",
But she puts out at least once every couple months.
So instead I'm gonna go with "go to sleep at an early hour because I'm not sexually frustrated to the point where I just can't handle the rejection and usually just watch TV and cry until 3am".


You farking amateur. Let me know when you get to 18 months.
2013-09-03 09:47:50 PM
1 votes:
Fireworks.
Don't ask me how I know.
/thought it would be romantic.
2013-09-03 09:47:03 PM
1 votes:
Touch your boyfriend/husband with those cold ass feet, ladies
2013-09-03 09:43:39 PM
1 votes:
Say that your 10 year old is going to destroy the video tab and not deliver.
2013-09-03 09:19:15 PM
1 votes:
Spontaneously combust.
2013-09-03 08:21:21 PM
1 votes:
Sleep with your finger in your girlfriends vagina the whole night
2013-09-03 08:15:31 PM
1 votes:
Maintain your bedbug farm.
2013-09-03 08:11:10 PM
1 votes:
Your mom.
2013-09-03 08:06:40 PM
1 votes:
Try out the new sand wedge.
2013-09-03 07:50:40 PM
1 votes:
Smoke bacon.
2013-09-03 07:47:22 PM
1 votes:
Point and laugh.
2013-09-03 07:39:44 PM
1 votes:
Get on the phone and yell "Mom! I FOUND MY SPECIAL PURPOSE!"
 
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