TinyFist: Do body shots off of the pastor.
robodog: Have sex every time, there are so many more interesting places to do it. I can't believe how many people have whitebread sex lives where it's always in bed with the lights off.
Molavian: shifty lookin bleeder: cousinsI'll tell you this is bullshiat. I did cousins in bed and it was the most erotic experience of my life.That is, they weren't my cousins. They were cousins to each other. Red-headed female teenagers.
frostus: ekdikeo4: Surprise buttsexNo, it's should NOT do.
spunkymunky: I'd say "have sex with my wife",But she puts out at least once every couple months.So instead I'm gonna go with "go to sleep at an early hour because I'm not sexually frustrated to the point where I just can't handle the rejection and usually just watch TV and cry until 3am".
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