pissedoffmick: libranoelrose: Touch your boyfriend/husband with those cold ass feet, ladiespussy
msupf: Wipe a shart
ericpbert: This thread should have been a Photoshop!
Smeggy Smurf: MrHappyRotter: Twenty three year olds36/2+5=23. Twenty three year olds are ok.
Lonestar: Use an icepack to freeze your hands, then touch the clitoris.It hurts the jaw.
Sensei Can You See: frostus: ekdikeo4: Surprise buttsexNo, it's should NOT do.Look, once she's facedown and the handcuffs and ballgag are on nice and tight, nothing that happens should be a surprise.
Dellirium: Molavian: shifty lookin bleeder: cousinsI'll tell you this is bullshiat. I did cousins in bed and it was the most erotic experience of my life.That is, they weren't my cousins. They were cousins to each other. Red-headed female teenagers.Go on...
Dellirium: Smeggy Smurf: MrHappyRotter: Twenty three year olds36/2+5=23. Twenty three year olds are ok.See, I thought it was half your age plus 7 years, not 5 years. But what do I know?That would still make mine a 33. And I would take a 33 any day.
cman: Sleep with your finger in your girlfriends vagina the whole night
rev. dave: This! My ex-gf called me once after she spent the night, ( was still GF at the time) said she was eating crackers in my bed after I said no food in the bedroom. Points to ex-gf as part of the reason why we did not last.
TommyDeuce: pissedoffmick: libranoelrose: Touch your boyfriend/husband with those cold ass feet, ladiespussyNo, that's usually pretty warm./If you're doing it right
robodog: Have sex every time, there are so many more interesting places to do it. I can't believe how many people have whitebread sex lives where it's always in bed with the lights off.
macsavageg4: Arc welding.
TinyFist: Do body shots off of the pastor.
megarian: macsavageg4: Arc welding.I disagree.
TinyFist: Use an arc welder while doing body shots off of the pastor.
cyberspacedout: Open a fortune cookie.
Mr. Ekshun: megarian: macsavageg4: Arc welding.I disagree.MIG and TIG are okay. Too much slag with arc welding./British slang joke goes here.
megarian: Mr. Ekshun: megarian: macsavageg4: Arc welding.I disagree.MIG and TIG are okay. Too much slag with arc welding./British slang joke goes here.It depends on the bed, I guess.
megarian: Yell "I'm king Sh*t of F*ck Island."
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