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2013-09-03 09:48:03 PM
burping in her ear is worse than calling her another girl's name.

you call her another girl's name, she leaves. You belch in her ear, you'll never hear the end of it, until you call her another girl's name.
 
2013-09-03 09:48:23 PM
Smoke Sausages
 
2013-09-03 09:48:25 PM

libranoelrose: Touch your boyfriend/husband with those cold ass feet, ladies


pussy
 
2013-09-03 09:48:26 PM
Reminisce about past girlfriends 'special' talents
 
2013-09-03 09:48:30 PM
Make a green bean casserole.
 
2013-09-03 09:49:40 PM
Skydive
 
2013-09-03 09:50:03 PM
Well, you can do it in the bathroom, do it in your car, even do it in the alley right behind the bar.

But I don't recommend The Shocker, in bed. (NSFW lyrics)
 
2013-09-03 09:50:04 PM
Molt.
 
2013-09-03 09:50:29 PM
Drugs.  Not even once.
 
2013-09-03 09:50:43 PM
Farm goats
 
2013-09-03 09:51:49 PM
play Jenga
 
2013-09-03 09:51:52 PM

spunkymunky: I'd say "have sex with my wife",
But she puts out at least once every couple months.
So instead I'm gonna go with "go to sleep at an early hour because I'm not sexually frustrated to the point where I just can't handle the rejection and usually just watch TV and cry until 3am".


You farking amateur. Let me know when you get to 18 months.
 
2013-09-03 09:52:29 PM
Shave your pubes
 
2013-09-03 09:55:23 PM
Quote movie lines. "That'll do pig that'll do."
 
2013-09-03 09:55:34 PM
Baron Harkonnen: "Wow, you're so good, people should pay you to do this!"

/actually said it in bed.
//Got the proper response, which was laughter.


Which nephew was this?
 
2013-09-03 09:55:49 PM
Decapitate a horse
 
2013-09-03 09:55:56 PM
Yell "Pop goes the weasel" when starting sexy time
 
2013-09-03 09:56:14 PM
Clip your toenails.
 
2013-09-03 09:56:26 PM

Forsythe P. Jones: Molt.


You sick son of a biatch
 
2013-09-03 09:57:05 PM
Lick the balls of the Pope
 
2013-09-03 09:57:11 PM
Notch the post.Only if it is her bed post.Then its cool?
 
2013-09-03 09:57:20 PM
Try to hit the ceiling.
 
2013-09-03 09:57:26 PM
Pop back zits
 
2013-09-03 09:57:52 PM
Talk about the dozens of dead and dried beta fish stapled around the headboard and stare in horror at the few live ones in multiple mason jars.
 
2013-09-03 09:57:57 PM
Remove my glasses, thus ruining my Bootsy Collins cosplay experience.

I mean, seriously, do you know how hard it is to find hot pink, star-shaped perscription specs coated in rhinestones? Most unfunky.
 
2013-09-03 09:58:13 PM
Blow your nose on the sheets
 
2013-09-03 09:58:55 PM
Say "cum inside me daddy!" Seriously it's creepy. Hot, kind of, I mean I did it, but just dont
 
2013-09-03 09:59:39 PM
Rebuild that 455 from the Cutlass
 
2013-09-03 09:59:43 PM
Cum inside your own ass
 
2013-09-03 10:00:14 PM
Anything that involves crazy glue
 
2013-09-03 10:00:25 PM
Sleep.
 
2013-09-03 10:00:42 PM
Shoot a bear in your panamas
/How he fit into them I will never know.
 
2013-09-03 10:01:11 PM
Build an elaborate maze from finger nail and toe nail clippings and then release 100 centipedes into the maze and watch them try to escape.
 
2013-09-03 10:01:44 PM
Clip your toenails!  They get stabby
 
2013-09-03 10:02:50 PM

cman: Sleep with your finger in your girlfriends vagina the whole night


Lol...why? Will it bite your finger in the morning?
 
2013-09-03 10:03:28 PM

poodebunker: cman: Sleep with your finger in your girlfriends vagina the whole night

Lol...why? Will it bite your finger in the morning?


It'll be like a Chinese finger trap when you wake up
 
2013-09-03 10:03:42 PM
I'll take things that smell bad for $100, Alex.
 
2013-09-03 10:04:24 PM
I don't know but my sisters says not to do her again.
 
2013-09-03 10:04:24 PM
I don't know but my sister says not to do her again.
 
2013-09-03 10:04:58 PM

MrHappyRotter: Pop back zits


Even if you're up to your nuts in guts going through the butt?
 
2013-09-03 10:05:03 PM

SpookyEyes: Clip your toenails.


Darn it, beat me to it! I guess that's what the refresh button is for :/
 
2013-09-03 10:05:17 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Shower with cardboard cut out of Miley Cyrus as Hannah Montana.

In retrospect, it's probably not a good idea at any time.


Who showers in bed in the first place?
 
2013-09-03 10:05:35 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: poodebunker: cman: Sleep with your finger in your girlfriends vagina the whole night

Lol...why? Will it bite your finger in the morning?

It'll be like a Chinese finger trap when you wake up


OK, toe. A toe would still work?
 
2013-09-03 10:05:47 PM
Talk about your 'morale building experiences' in Boy Scouts.
 
2013-09-03 10:05:59 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Slaughter a chicken


Choking still OK?
 
2013-09-03 10:06:28 PM
cousins
 
2013-09-03 10:07:11 PM
Lay there when airplane parts are falling through the ceiling.
 
2013-09-03 10:07:58 PM

PainfulItching: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: poodebunker: cman: Sleep with your finger in your girlfriends vagina the whole night

Lol...why? Will it bite your finger in the morning?

It'll be like a Chinese finger trap when you wake up

OK, toe. A toe would still work?


A toe will work, but it will come out one size smaller.
 
2013-09-03 10:08:23 PM
Just another leisurely night of pickin' scabs
 
2013-09-03 10:08:38 PM
Chat with an ex on Facebook
 
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