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(Daily Mail)   Man gets booked into Oklahoma jail with loaded Derringer pistol hidden in his rectum, damn near killed him   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 64
    More: Asinine, Oklahoma, Derringer, felony counts, KFOR, Valdes, body cavity search  
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2013-09-03 08:19:10 PM
Why is Oklahoma infringing on this man's rights?
 
2013-09-03 08:20:47 PM
Just shootin' the shiat.
 
2013-09-03 08:21:15 PM
John Wilkes Booth?
 
2013-09-03 08:22:48 PM
sheriff pretty much summed it up wonder how many kids now know what kiestering is
 
2013-09-03 08:24:49 PM
beautiful, subs
 
2013-09-03 08:26:10 PM
I know a derringer is pretty small, did he at least tie a string to it so it wouldn't get lost up in there?
 
2013-09-03 08:29:53 PM
I'm thinking he had to go to the hospital because of the method of removal.
 
2013-09-03 08:30:03 PM
Improper use of a colon is a fundamental error for a lot of criminals.
 
2013-09-03 08:30:31 PM
I don't think I'd brag in jail about what fits up my arse.
 
2013-09-03 08:33:34 PM
Always seemed like he was pulling  something out of his ass.
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2013-09-03 08:34:23 PM
Must have been one polite rectum.
 
2013-09-03 08:34:52 PM
"Only good for a couple of shots, then you have to drop it."
 
2013-09-03 08:35:51 PM
On the plus side, he's gonna be REAL popular when he gets back in jail after the surgery.

/they aren't going to wait for the stitches to heal
//more holes to try out, if they burst them
 
2013-09-03 08:37:42 PM
Why would you advertise that you have a habit of cramming things into your ass; while in lock-up? It just seems like he was asking for something bad to happen to him.
 
2013-09-03 08:39:17 PM
That's the joke.
 
2013-09-03 08:39:41 PM
First rule of rectum hiding club is don't talk about rectum hiding skills.
 
2013-09-03 08:40:04 PM

Nina Haagen Dazs: I know a derringer is pretty small, did he at least tie a string to it so it wouldn't get lost up in there?


For size comparison:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-03 08:41:29 PM
FTA : police carried out a cavity search...

Are there law enforcement positions available where I'd either never have to do this, or only have to for a very short time at the beginning of my career?

Because if not, that could be a deal breaker.
 
2013-09-03 08:41:51 PM

RoyBatty: Nina Haagen Dazs: I know a derringer is pretty small, did he at least tie a string to it so it wouldn't get lost up in there?

For size comparison:

[i.imgur.com image 478x365]


Is there supposed to be a gun in that picture?
 
2013-09-03 08:44:47 PM

RoyBatty: Nina Haagen Dazs: I know a derringer is pretty small, did he at least tie a string to it so it wouldn't get lost up in there?

For size comparison:

[i.imgur.com image 478x365]


size comparison eh - solid B or perhaps a squished C, kind of a bad angle...
 
2013-09-03 08:45:09 PM

2wolves: Must have been one polite rectum.


lol
 
2013-09-03 08:45:17 PM
Most of the time those derringers don't have triggerguards.

That is a giving yourself a bubba.

(See things to do in denver when you are dead)
 
2013-09-03 08:45:24 PM

Martian_Astronomer: RoyBatty: Nina Haagen Dazs: I know a derringer is pretty small, did he at least tie a string to it so it wouldn't get lost up in there?

For size comparison:

[i.imgur.com image 478x365]

Is there supposed to be a gun in that picture?


Yes, but you do have to stop staring at her cans.
 
2013-09-03 08:45:28 PM
ASS-inine indeed.
 
2013-09-03 08:46:27 PM
Grandpa spent so much time in the county jail back in the 50's and 60's that they stopped checking him for weapons.  One month long span for kicking the shiat out of some college football players he had a little .38 over and under derringer on a thong around his neck.  Not that he needed it.  That mean bastard liked to use his fists
 
2013-09-03 08:47:35 PM
The list of things found in various orifices is legion. It is a remarkable thing.
 
2013-09-03 08:53:50 PM
Derrieringer
 
2013-09-03 08:55:29 PM
sounds like the beginning to a bad joke.
 
2013-09-03 08:57:19 PM

Martian_Astronomer: RoyBatty: Nina Haagen Dazs: I know a derringer is pretty small, did he at least tie a string to it so it wouldn't get lost up in there?

For size comparison:

[i.imgur.com image 478x365]

Is there supposed to be a gun in that picture?


It's even better if you can avoid looking at that gap-toothed maw.
 
2013-09-03 08:58:19 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-09-03 08:59:06 PM

"'We had our officers go up and do a search and they found a little small Derringer with one small round inside,' Oklahoma County Sheriff John Whetsel told KFOR."


The guy put a loaded gun up his ass? WTF, this guy's a lucky idiot.

 
2013-09-03 09:01:17 PM

iheartscotch: Martian_Astronomer: RoyBatty: Nina Haagen Dazs: I know a derringer is pretty small, did he at least tie a string to it so it wouldn't get lost up in there?

For size comparison:

[i.imgur.com image 478x365]

Is there supposed to be a gun in that picture?

Yes, but you do have to stop staring at her cans.


Says you.
 
2013-09-03 09:02:06 PM
That would explain the simpering smile in his mug shot.
 
2013-09-03 09:02:48 PM
Good thing he was a shiatty shot.
 
2013-09-03 09:04:08 PM
What a dumbass.
 
2013-09-03 09:05:07 PM

skinink: "'We had our officers go up and do a search and they found a little small Derringer with one small round inside,' Oklahoma County Sheriff John Whetsel told KFOR."
The guy put a loaded gun up his ass? WTF, this guy's a lucky idiot.


Nah, cops learn how to index their weapons.
 
2013-09-03 09:05:47 PM
Does this pistol make my ass look fat?
 
2013-09-03 09:07:43 PM
What I want to know is why he had a gun stuffed up his ass when he got picked up. (!!)
Is that where he usually keeps it? If he knew he was gonna get picked up and kiestered it with the intent of having it in jail, why not put another round in it?
It doesn't seem like a very practical place to keep a weapon.
 
2013-09-03 09:07:56 PM
I wonder if they found any rock-and-roll in his hoochie koo?
 
2013-09-03 09:08:14 PM
what's that cartridge in the pic?  a .22 Short?
 
2013-09-03 09:08:54 PM
Bravo subs. Best use of that punchline I think I've ever seen.
 
2013-09-03 09:10:51 PM

Ball Peen Hammer Laxative: I wonder if they found any rock-and-roll in his hoochie koo?


Well played.   I lol'd
 
2013-09-03 09:15:12 PM

BWeed6: What I want to know is why he had a gun stuffed up his ass when he got picked up. (!!)
Is that where he usually keeps it? If he knew he was gonna get picked up and kiestered it with the intent of having it in jail, why not put another round in it?
It doesn't seem like a very practical place to keep a weapon.


You might be surprised. Hang out in an emergency room sometimes.
 
2013-09-03 09:18:11 PM

BWeed6: What I want to know is why he had a gun stuffed up his ass when he got picked up. (!!)
Is that where he usually keeps it? If he knew he was gonna get picked up and kiestered it with the intent of having it in jail, why not put another round in it?
It doesn't seem like a very practical place to keep a weapon.


Kind of a shiatty place, if you ask me.
 
2013-09-03 09:21:36 PM
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Don't ask where this came from!
 
2013-09-03 09:59:51 PM
I am in a bit of confusion.  Did this guy walk around with a gun up his butt?  Did he push it up there on the way to the station?  If you keep it there regularly, isn't it a bit inconvient....
Robber: This is a hold up
Man: Hold on a minute while I drop my trousers and drop a load.


I just really don't understand it.
 
2013-09-03 10:02:29 PM
 Cher says Bang Bang - Don't laugh. Decent version.
 
2013-09-03 10:11:43 PM
Those Derringer bullets are powerful weak.
 
2013-09-03 10:16:36 PM
Why buy an American Derringer in modern cartridges when the original Remington is still available (although the ammo's pricey). .41 rimfire, biatches!

p2.la-img.com
 
2013-09-03 10:20:33 PM
possession of contraband in a penal anal institution

amirite?
 
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