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(Opposing Views)   "We are a house of 10 men who all are seniors at UVM and are looking for an attractive older woman to come and cook for us every few days. In exchange she gets her pick of the men of the house to have"   (opposingviews.com) divider line 105
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2013-09-03 07:19:12 PM  
www.macmeisters.com

Milf? Dobby is confused...
 
2013-09-03 07:49:48 PM  
Gawd, men are assholes.
 
2013-09-03 08:07:39 PM  
They should have listened...

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-03 08:12:49 PM  

jake_lex: They should have listened...

[31.media.tumblr.com image 400x302]


Everybody ought to have a maid
 
2013-09-03 08:21:01 PM  
Author calls this ad "ill-advised and offensive". Obviously either can't cook or not a MILF.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-09-03 08:57:18 PM  
Perhaps they've created a new acronym.


CILF
 
2013-09-03 09:13:26 PM  
i1282.photobucket.com

Hello boys!
 
2013-09-03 09:34:26 PM  
Didn't crack up until I saw this in a part of an ad at the bottom of the page:

imgcdn.nrelate.com
 
2013-09-03 09:35:37 PM  
Stay classy, fraternities!
 
2013-09-03 09:36:13 PM  
Oh UVM, I like you less and less.
 
2013-09-03 09:36:37 PM  
Bet there is a cougar out there who thinks this sounds like a great deal! One of my aunts comes to mind 😖
 
2013-09-03 09:37:03 PM  
img853.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-03 09:40:38 PM  

Deedeemarz: Bet there is a cougar out there who thinks this sounds like a great deal! One of my aunts comes to mind 😖


Yea, as long as they are asking up front I don't really understand the dumbass tag.  Perhaps it is for subby because he didn't think of it himself.
 
2013-09-03 09:41:56 PM  
Hell, before I got married last year, I'd have jumped at it!
 
2013-09-03 09:42:50 PM  
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

I am not a lawyer.

How is this illegal? The students are not offering money for this woman to have sex with them, so she is not the prostitute. And there are no demands for sex.

I guess it must be that the students are prostituting themselves by accepting the valuable consideration of dinner from the woman in return for providing that woman guaranteed sex should she want it.

If the sex wasn't guaranteed, would they still be guilty of prostitution?
 
2013-09-03 09:43:00 PM  
They should recruit some of the molestress teachers we read about on Fark daily.
 
2013-09-03 09:43:59 PM  

RogermcAllen: Deedeemarz: Bet there is a cougar out there who thinks this sounds like a great deal! One of my aunts comes to mind 😖

Yea, as long as they are asking up front I don't really understand the dumbass tag.  Perhaps it is for subby because he didn't think of it himself.


My sentiments, approximately.  Some people are jealous of other people's lack of bigotry, I guess.
 
2013-09-03 09:45:09 PM  
Wait, a frat is asking for a chick who wants it? They normally just slip 'em roofies and run a train.
 
2013-09-03 09:47:04 PM  

RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 662x299]

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I am not a lawyer.

How is this illegal? The students are not offering money for this woman to have sex with them, so she is not the prostitute. And there are no demands for sex.

I guess it must be that the students are prostituting themselves by accepting the valuable consideration of dinner from the woman in return for providing that woman guaranteed sex should she want it.

If the sex wasn't guaranteed, would they still be guilty of prostitution?


This goes into the Theoretical Prostitution as opposed to the Praxis category.  It's the same range of thought that asks, "If I rob a crack whore of her stash, does that make me an accessory to rape after the fact?"
 
2013-09-03 09:47:05 PM  
"The Audacity of Hope," college edition. :-)
 
2013-09-03 09:47:49 PM  
If I'm reading that law correctly, a person offering themself for sexual usage without asking for any monetary compensation in return is in fact a prostitute, and not a whore as I was always lead to believe.
 
2013-09-03 09:49:02 PM  
There is one critical flaw in this plan: If she's hot, they'd do her even if she didn't cook and clean, so it's not like there's a real quid-pro-quo there. It's like a weird inversion of that one Seinfeld episode where he starts sleeping with his housekeeper, and she insists that he still pay her despite the fact that she stopped cleaning his apartment.
 
2013-09-03 09:49:11 PM  
what a perfect way for a police chief to utilize a detective's time. Imagine how much safer things are now that she had one look into this heinous crime.
 
2013-09-03 09:49:41 PM  
I'm a fan of the American Pie movies like any other purveyor of fine cinema, but I will never forgive them for infecting the public consciousness with the term MILF.
 
2013-09-03 09:50:02 PM  
Hey 22 is older, older is fine. *reads article* Hey 26 is older than 25, older is still fine if you're me and you're a decade older.

/26 is haggish if you're a decade younger
//right?
///surely we have kids here who can answer this question
////here kids uncle Rand will buy you a beer, I'm old enough to buy, just answer my question
 
2013-09-03 09:51:25 PM  
I'm pretty sure someone would accept.  So, are folks more upset about that or that they wouldn't be accepted if they applied?  Who the fark cares if it's a private contract?  Move on, prudes.
 
2013-09-03 09:51:55 PM  

Wangiss: RogermcAllen: Deedeemarz: Bet there is a cougar out there who thinks this sounds like a great deal! One of my aunts comes to mind 😖

Yea, as long as they are asking up front I don't really understand the dumbass tag.  Perhaps it is for subby because he didn't think of it himself.

My sentiments, approximately.  Some people are jealous of other people's lack of bigotry, I guess.


Bigotry?  Some MILFy women like to bang an assortment of fit 20 year olds, and these fit 20 year olds would like to give a MILFy woman the opportunity to bang them .  Just because this doesn't conform to your worldview doesn't make it untrue or bigoted.
 
2013-09-03 09:54:14 PM  

RoyBatty: If the sex wasn't guaranteed, would they still be guilty of prostitution?


i3.kym-cdn.com

Sex not guaranteed.
 
2013-09-03 09:56:38 PM  
About 1/10 of what the police do makes me feel better.  The rest is a spectrum from posturing to racketeering.
 
2013-09-03 09:57:00 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Gawd, men are assholes.


Why?   They want a home cooked meal.   And some women want to have their pick of 10 men for easy work.

Someone sounds insecure.
 
2013-09-03 09:58:04 PM  

RogermcAllen: Wangiss: RogermcAllen: Deedeemarz: Bet there is a cougar out there who thinks this sounds like a great deal! One of my aunts comes to mind 😖

Yea, as long as they are asking up front I don't really understand the dumbass tag.  Perhaps it is for subby because he didn't think of it himself.

My sentiments, approximately.  Some people are jealous of other people's lack of bigotry, I guess.

Bigotry?  Some MILFy women like to bang an assortment of fit 20 year olds, and these fit 20 year olds would like to give a MILFy woman the opportunity to bang them .  Just because this doesn't conform to your worldview doesn't make it untrue or bigoted.


*sigh*
We agree.  Are you arguing reflexively?
Re-read, please.
 
2013-09-03 09:58:21 PM  

RogermcAllen: Wangiss: RogermcAllen: Deedeemarz: Bet there is a cougar out there who thinks this sounds like a great deal! One of my aunts comes to mind 😖

Yea, as long as they are asking up front I don't really understand the dumbass tag.  Perhaps it is for subby because he didn't think of it himself.

My sentiments, approximately.  Some people are jealous of other people's lack of bigotry, I guess.

Bigotry?  Some MILFy women like to bang an assortment of fit 20 year olds, and these fit 20 year olds would like to give a MILFy woman the opportunity to bang them .  Just because this doesn't conform to your worldview doesn't make it untrue or bigoted.


It sounds a whole lot safer legally for college males to bang local milfs that make them dinner then to take many college women out on a date.

College women seem to be partying alcoholics that can't hold their liquor.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/21/college-women-binge-drinkin g- more-likely_n_3312967.html

And college feminists inform and encourage the entire campus that the college men are legally responsible for the women during blackout sex (and blackout does not mean unconscious) and regret sex is rape.

It seems much riskier, legally speaking, to take a college girl out on a date than to have the local village milf swing by to make dinner and then makeout.
 
2013-09-03 09:59:10 PM  
Well, it definitely isn't very classy, but it doesn't seem like it's offering or asking for anything illegal.

Honestly, they probably found their cougary milf in the few minutes the ad was up.
 
2013-09-03 10:01:11 PM  

AgentPothead: If I'm reading that law correctly, a person offering themself for sexual usage without asking for any monetary compensation in return is in fact a prostitute, and not a whore as I was always lead to believe.


I read that in this voice
www.polyvore.com
 
2013-09-03 10:01:38 PM  
Look if guys could get women to both have sex with them and clean their houses NO MAN WOULD EVER GET MARRIED AGAIN.
 
2013-09-03 10:03:02 PM  
In reality, they would probably have to deal with a thirty or forty something year old...but I'm sure there would be a few takers out there.
 
2013-09-03 10:03:04 PM  
If a sorority put out an ad like this, I'd certainly give the job offering some serious thought. Then I'd ignore it, because I'd figure it's too good to be true.
 
2013-09-03 10:03:23 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: "The Audacity of Hope," college edition. :-)


hurrrrr
 
2013-09-03 10:04:11 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Gawd, men are assholes.


Oh come on. If a sorority did this it would be "empowering".
 
2013-09-03 10:06:02 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: Benevolent Misanthrope: Gawd, men are assholes.

Oh come on. If a sorority did this it would be "empowering".


But the sex-negative feminists would believe they were acting under societal coercion.
 
2013-09-03 10:06:12 PM  

Wangiss: RogermcAllen: Wangiss: RogermcAllen: Deedeemarz: Bet there is a cougar out there who thinks this sounds like a great deal! One of my aunts comes to mind 😖

Yea, as long as they are asking up front I don't really understand the dumbass tag.  Perhaps it is for subby because he didn't think of it himself.

My sentiments, approximately.  Some people are jealous of other people's lack of bigotry, I guess.

Bigotry?  Some MILFy women like to bang an assortment of fit 20 year olds, and these fit 20 year olds would like to give a MILFy woman the opportunity to bang them .  Just because this doesn't conform to your worldview doesn't make it untrue or bigoted.

*sigh*
We agree.  Are you arguing reflexively?
Re-read, please.


My mistake, reading failure.  I missed the "lack".
 
2013-09-03 10:06:25 PM  
This plan sounds like it was cooked up either by someone so optimistic they pan for gold in their shower or the sort of guy who hits on every woman he sees with the same cheesy line on the basis that even if 99.9% of women flat out reject him he will score with the 0.1% who don't.
 
2013-09-03 10:07:18 PM  
"Hello, is this the escort service? I want a hot woman to have sex with but instead of paying her I'll let her clean up my house."
*click*
 
2013-09-03 10:07:35 PM  

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: This plan sounds like it was cooked up either by someone so optimistic they pan for gold in their shower or the sort of guy who hits on every woman he sees with the same cheesy line on the basis that even if 99.9% of women flat out reject him he will score with the 0.1% who don't.


"A thousand a day keeps the blue balls away."
 
2013-09-03 10:08:39 PM  

poe_zlaw: what a perfect way for a police chief to utilize a detective's time. Imagine how much safer things are now that she had one look into this heinous crime.


Dude, there's nothing else for cops to DO in Vermont!
 
2013-09-03 10:08:50 PM  
All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.
 
2013-09-03 10:12:26 PM  

theorellior: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


1/10

Douchenozzles gonna douchenozzle.
 
2013-09-03 10:13:15 PM  

theorellior: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


Came here for this. Nice.
 
2013-09-03 10:15:18 PM  

theorellior: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


I have a nephew who turned into a frat boy. He's a real dickhead now.
 
2013-09-03 10:21:20 PM  
 
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