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(Springfield News-Leader)   Police say a Springfield man found his friend and girlfriend having sex at his apartment, then attacked the friend with a samurai sword   (news-leader.com) divider line 62
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2013-09-03 07:55:28 PM
There can be only one.
 
2013-09-03 08:03:08 PM
i.imgur.com
oblig
 
2013-09-03 08:08:10 PM
You can pick your friend and you can pick your sword...
 
2013-09-03 08:08:31 PM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-03 08:08:58 PM
Babwa Wawa: oblig

Thread over, everyone move along.
 
2013-09-03 08:09:57 PM
I'm ok with this.

It's not like he went to HER apartment or his friend's place.  It's his own damn place.
 
2013-09-03 08:14:41 PM
that's not how it happens in the movies.

/or so I've been told
 
2013-09-03 08:14:58 PM
Os it just me, or does the article not specify who's girlfriend was in bed? I get the gist of the article that dude walked into his apartment and found his girlfriend heels to Jesus with his best friend.

Too many pronouns.
 
2013-09-03 08:17:37 PM
oyster.ignimgs.com
"Well? Did he cum or what?"
 
2013-09-03 08:18:32 PM
i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-03 08:20:29 PM
Was his friend named Jesse?
 
2013-09-03 08:21:32 PM
"The girlfriend told police she could not remember if she'd had sex with Howland's friend or if the two men had been in a fight because she had "passed out due to her intoxication."

If that's actually the case then the guy should get a medal, not jail time.
 
2013-09-03 08:21:42 PM

Babwa Wawa: [i.imgur.com image 468x375]
oblig


Heh. I made that years ago. Glad to see it around every now and then.
 
2013-09-03 08:22:40 PM
I cant figure out whos girlfriend she is.
 
2013-09-03 08:27:36 PM

Krymson Tyde: Was his friend named Jesse?


Jody. Its always farkin' Jody.
 
2013-09-03 08:28:07 PM
Well...technically they were having sex with his "friend"...
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-09-03 08:28:40 PM

kristufer82: I cant figure out whos girlfriend she is.


*whose
 
2013-09-03 08:29:09 PM
What kind of friend attacks you with a sword?
 
2013-09-03 08:29:13 PM

Whatthefark: [i40.tinypic.com image 320x225]


NOW the thread is over....
 
2013-09-03 08:29:23 PM
Why can't they have sex in a football stadium like normal couples from Springfield?

www.fanpop.com
 
2013-09-03 08:30:16 PM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: "The girlfriend told police she could not remember if she'd had sex with Howland's friend or if the two men had been in a fight because she had "passed out due to her intoxication."

If that's actually the case then the guy should get a medal, not jail time.


Yes why is the 'victim' not being charged with rape?
 
2013-09-03 08:30:49 PM

Krymson Tyde: Was his friend named Jesse?


Looks like he got his wish.

/couldn't work in a Serenity reference, reverting to jamming on other peoples' riffs
 
2013-09-03 08:31:33 PM
As foretold by the prophesy...
 
2013-09-03 08:33:08 PM
Man stops a rape

Gannett newspaper, Springfield police, and subby all miss that part, with subby further calling the man a dumbass.
 
2013-09-03 08:33:16 PM
As a resident of the great city of Springfield, I am getting a kick out of the article.
Yes, I looked up his FB to see if we had any mutual friends, and no we don't.
 
2013-09-03 08:34:38 PM
Duncan Simpson?
 
2013-09-03 08:38:54 PM

wildbill0712: As a resident of the great city of Springfield, I am getting a kick out of the article.
Yes, I looked up his FB to see if we had any mutual friends, and no we don't.


You from there, but I am from there!

From the description I was afraid it might be an acquaintance of mine who has samurais swords AND a girlfriend.
 
2013-09-03 08:41:16 PM
It seems his friend got the point.
 
2013-09-03 08:43:42 PM
FTA: The man told police "Howland told him he could have sexual intercourse with his girlfriend" and that Howland "flipped out" when he found them together.

To be fair, the girl's name is Eustace...
 
2013-09-03 08:44:36 PM

dmars: wildbill0712: As a resident of the great city of Springfield, I am getting a kick out of the article.
Yes, I looked up his FB to see if we had any mutual friends, and no we don't.

You from there, but I am from there!

From the description I was afraid it might be an acquaintance of mine who has samurais swords AND a girlfriend.


Should narrow the field quite a bit.
 
2013-09-03 08:45:02 PM
Springfiled!?
littlebearwolf.files.wordpress.com

Dammit, I told that farker once to stay away.
 
2013-09-03 08:51:18 PM
Sweet Adam was a bit dim,
But no one wouldn't chance him,
Because he was a samurai.
 
2013-09-03 08:52:43 PM

dmars: wildbill0712: As a resident of the great city of Springfield, I am getting a kick out of the article.
Yes, I looked up his FB to see if we had any mutual friends, and no we don't.

You from there, but I am from there!

From the description I was afraid it might be an acquaintance of mine who has samurais swords AND a girlfriend.


Been here off and on since '07.
Originally from Arkansas
 
2013-09-03 08:52:59 PM

deevo: Man stops a rape

Gannett newspaper, Springfield police, and subby all miss that part, with subby further calling the man a dumbass.


FTFA:The girlfriend told police she could not remember if she'd had sex with Howland's friend or if the two men had been in a fight because she had "passed out due to her intoxication."

Yup.  Good eye, I would have missed that myself.  Nice that they buried that all the way at the bottom.
 
2013-09-03 09:05:56 PM
Colin and Duncan McLeod sought for questioning.
 
2013-09-03 09:11:46 PM
I guess the swordis mightier.
 
2013-09-03 09:16:05 PM
There can be only one
 
2013-09-03 09:16:42 PM
'Ello....

(Looks at back of guitar)

.... Springfield!!!
 
2013-09-03 09:26:26 PM
"If I've told that whore once, I've told her 1,000 times ..."

sixstringsamurai.co.nz
 
2013-09-03 09:31:47 PM

JonnyG: What kind of friend attacks you with a sword?


What kind of friend screws your passed out girlfriend in your apartment?
 
2013-09-03 09:35:18 PM

lordargent: Babwa Wawa: oblig

Thread over, everyone move along.


Whem % days ago?
 
2013-09-03 09:35:28 PM

RedPhoenix122: deevo: Man stops a rape

Gannett newspaper, Springfield police, and subby all miss that part, with subby further calling the man a dumbass.

FTFA:The girlfriend told police she could not remember if she'd had sex with Howland's friend or if the two men had been in a fight because she had "passed out due to her intoxication."

Yup.  Good eye, I would have missed that myself.  Nice that they buried that all the way at the bottom.


On some level, of course, I have a much more serious problem with who Springfield or Greene County police think they're protecting and serving, but subby is the one on this website.
 
2013-09-03 09:37:17 PM
Turnabout is fair play. The friend had stabbed her with his sword.


/If you know what I mean.
//and I think you do
 
2013-09-03 09:37:44 PM

Mirandized: JonnyG: What kind of friend attacks you with a sword?

What kind of friend screws your passed out girlfriend in your apartment?


A horny one.
 
2013-09-03 09:39:37 PM

Babwa Wawa: [i.imgur.com image 468x375]
oblig


Came for this... apparently there can only be one (for his gf).
 
2013-09-03 09:43:40 PM

deevo: I have a much more serious problem with who Springfield or Greene County police think they're protecting and serving


They're own interests.  An arrest is an arrest after all.  Plus, if they go after the other guy later, then they get 2 arrests toward their quota.
 
2013-09-03 09:46:21 PM
Number of days since a dude went Toshiro Mifune: 0.
 
2013-09-03 09:49:23 PM

Mister Peejay: Krymson Tyde: Was his friend named Jesse?

Looks like he got his wish.

/couldn't work in a Serenity reference, reverting to jamming on other peoples' riffs


"You know, in certain older civilized cultures, when men failed as entirely as you have, they would throw themselves on their swords."

"This is a noble death."
 
2013-09-03 10:10:47 PM

wildbill0712: dmars: wildbill0712: As a resident of the great city of Springfield, I am getting a kick out of the article.
Yes, I looked up his FB to see if we had any mutual friends, and no we don't.

You from there, but I am from there!

From the description I was afraid it might be an acquaintance of mine who has samurais swords AND a girlfriend.

Been here off and on since '07.
Originally from Arkansas


I am also a transplant here. Don't know the guy, but found it amusing to read as i was sitting up at big whiskeys with some friends. We all got a kick, etc. Etc....
 
2013-09-03 10:30:51 PM

RedPhoenix122: deevo: Man stops a rape

Gannett newspaper, Springfield police, and subby all miss that part, with subby further calling the man a dumbass.

FTFA:The girlfriend told police she could not remember if she'd had sex with Howland's friend or if the two men had been in a fight because she had "passed out due to her intoxication."

Yup.  Good eye, I would have missed that myself.  Nice that they buried that all the way at the bottom.


There's no chance she's saying that because she just got caught in bed with her boyfriend's friend.
 
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