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(Kare11)   "...the teen's father called authorities after he came home early Sunday and encountered his girlfriend running from the 13-year-old's bedroom nude from the waist down"   (kare11.com) divider line 26
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2013-09-03 06:58:18 PM
9 votes:
Poor kid, she looks like  Ron Perlman wearing lipstick.
2013-09-03 11:29:00 PM
7 votes:
"nude from the waist down..."

i.imgur.com
2013-09-04 12:15:26 AM
4 votes:
her "O" face

www.myfacewhen.net
2013-09-03 11:41:49 PM
3 votes:

ongbok: Riche: 15 years in prison... and yet, I can't seem to figure out what harm was done to the "child."

Calling it rape is a sick joke, really.

Would you feel the same if it was a 43 year old man and a 13 year old girl?


Female sexuality is empowering and beautiful.
Male sexuality is a disease.
2013-09-04 09:47:46 AM
2 votes:
img.fark.net2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-09-04 12:18:06 AM
2 votes:
Later that day at school, the kid recounted the story to his classmates.

www.lolpig.com
2013-09-04 12:16:52 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-09-04 12:00:11 AM
2 votes:

borg: Poor kid, she looks like  Ron Perlman wearing lipstick.


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2013-09-03 11:42:22 PM
2 votes:
img59.imageshack.us

Hell, who am I kidding, at 13 I would have hit that like Ali hit Frazier
2013-09-03 11:30:56 PM
2 votes:

ongbok: Riche: 15 years in prison... and yet, I can't seem to figure out what harm was done to the "child."

Calling it rape is a sick joke, really.

Would you feel the same if it was a 43 year old man and a 13 year old girl?


That depends, how hot is she?
2013-09-03 11:29:31 PM
2 votes:
Oh man, I actually recognize that chick. She was the male singer for any number of rock bands in the 80s.
2013-09-03 08:12:23 PM
2 votes:
Investigators soon learned that the sexual encounters had taken place in a number of locations, including Fahy's trailer...including Fahy's trailer....Fahy's trailer....Fahy's trailer....trailer....railer....er...er.

Good going Dad, she was a keeper!
Biv
2013-09-04 10:28:42 AM
1 votes:

Rindred: Dingleberry Dickwad: theflatline: Krieghund: ongbok: Would you feel the same if it was a 43 year old man and a 13 year old girl?

Ask me in 4 years.

I'll just be taking a seat over there...

I had a pedophile moment watching the Today show when this little chick Ariana Grande came out singing in a womens voice about a heart shaped tattoo, and I was all damn "she is gonna be hot, but that is not a good thought for me to be having" but then i looked her up and she is 20.

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You should see her co-star in the show they have on Nickelodeon.
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Don't worry, she's a fully legal 21.

Two sammiches - STAT!


Don't you dare ruin that body with sammiches.  She is allowed nothing but salad and water.
2013-09-04 08:59:28 AM
1 votes:
I was 21 when I banged my friend's mom. She set it up for me. Her mom wanted a 3-way, mommie, daughter, me. Daughter was 18 at the time, mom was 40. Daughter backed out of the 3-way but I gave the mom the orgasm of a lifetime (men in her generation don't like to rub the clit while doing reverse-doggie?)
2013-09-04 08:49:57 AM
1 votes:
Dad - "Son, where did you learn to do this?"

son -"you! I learned from you!"
2013-09-04 08:43:22 AM
1 votes:

megarian: *shrug* when I was 13 I still liked ponies and unicorns. Sex wasn't even on my radar.


At 13, I liked ponies and unicorns and sex was on my radar

...don't judge me
2013-09-04 01:19:53 AM
1 votes:
Amy Schumer got old FAST!
2013-09-04 12:39:16 AM
1 votes:
Inference

www.neoshoforums.com
2013-09-04 12:11:25 AM
1 votes:
Oh, the father's girl friend. Otherwise the man is just being an asshole.
2013-09-04 12:02:23 AM
1 votes:

Krieghund: ongbok: Would you feel the same if it was a 43 year old man and a 13 year old girl?

Ask me in 4 years.

I'll just be taking a seat over there...


I had a pedophile moment watching the Today show when this little chick Ariana Grande came out singing in a womens voice about a heart shaped tattoo, and I was all damn "she is gonna be hot, but that is not a good thought for me to be having" but then i looked her up and she is 20.

cdn01.cdn.justjaredjr.com
photos.posh24.com
2013-09-04 12:00:43 AM
1 votes:

borg: Poor kid, she looks like  Ron Perlman wearing lipstick.


images.amcnetworks.com

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
2013-09-03 11:40:00 PM
1 votes:

Riche: 15 years in prison... and yet, I can't seem to figure out what harm was done to the "child."


Really?  You can't see the problem inherent in allowing adults with adult levels of authority and experience to initiate sexual relationships with children with no authority and sheltered-child levels of experience?

Are you just stupid, or was your common sense accidentally damaged when they surgically extracted your sense of perspective and imagination?

//The typical 13-year-old barely even knows what a disease is in general, I would say expecting one to make informed decisions regarding activities carrying a risk of STD exposure makes you pretty much the dumbest motherfarker I've heard from today.

//Rape, I've been told, is about abuse of power.  A 40-year-old taking advantage of her status as an absolute authority figure over a barely-postpubescents to get off is pretty much the definition of it, there.  Not really the same grey area there is with a 16 year old that's had time to work out the basics.
2013-09-03 11:38:16 PM
1 votes:

EngineerBob: Why did the kid fess up?
Turns out he couldn't keep his pokeher face.


Wasn't much fessing up needed when she was running from his room with her lips flapping in the wind and her panties were lying by his bed.
2013-09-03 11:33:35 PM
1 votes:

EngineerBob: Why did the kid fess up?
Turns out he couldn't keep his pokeher face.


I'm guessing he freaked out when the duct tape came loose on "her" leg and a gnarled dick started swinging like the pendulum on a grandfather clock
2013-09-03 11:17:14 PM
1 votes:
Was that wrong?

ts4.mm.bing.net
2013-09-03 08:01:52 PM
1 votes:
The only sick part is that I was never a lucky thirteen year old. It would have been a god send banging some old broad back then.
Sucks to be that kids dad though.....
 
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