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(Kare11)   "...the teen's father called authorities after he came home early Sunday and encountered his girlfriend running from the 13-year-old's bedroom nude from the waist down"   (kare11.com) divider line 123
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2013-09-04 09:16:36 AM
My dad's 23 yo girlfriend seduced me when I was 15, so I'm really getting a kick out of this thread.

/She was actually attractive with a nice body, what's a horny 15 yo kid supposed to do?
 
2013-09-04 09:18:28 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: megarian: *shrug* when I was 13 I still liked ponies and unicorns. Sex wasn't even on my radar.

At 13, I liked ponies and unicorns and sex was on my radar

...don't judge me


Hopefully it wasn't ya know... sex with ponies and unicorns ;)
 
2013-09-04 09:20:01 AM

Zik-Zak: IdBeCrazyIf: megarian: *shrug* when I was 13 I still liked ponies and unicorns. Sex wasn't even on my radar.

At 13, I liked ponies and unicorns and sex was on my radar

...don't judge me

Not  with the ponies and unicorns, I hope.


Oops. I see this has been covered.

It's cool, Crazy. I still think you're swell.
 
2013-09-04 09:22:41 AM

JerkyMeat: The only sick part is that I was never a lucky thirteen year old. It would have been a god send banging some old broad back then.
Sucks to be that kids dad though.....


mouth breather
 
2013-09-04 09:32:50 AM

megarian: Hopefully it wasn't ya know... sex with ponies and unicorns ;)


Of course not ponies AND unicorns...............I didn't get into group sex until later in life
 
2013-09-04 09:39:07 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: megarian: Hopefully it wasn't ya know... sex with ponies and unicorns ;)

Of course not ponies AND unicorns...............I didn't get into group sex until later in life


I, for one, am relieved.
 
2013-09-04 09:45:22 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: At 13 I was just learning the joys of discovering the lingerie section of the Sears and JCPenney's catalog and the occasional playboy in a dumpster or out in the woods. I may not have gone for it at 13, but 14-15 and on I wouldn't have cared that she was homely and older as long as I was getting my willy wet.



This is an accurate description of my early teens.
 
2013-09-04 09:47:46 AM
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2013-09-04 10:24:48 AM
She could claim demonic re-possession.

www.biography.com
 
Biv
2013-09-04 10:28:42 AM

Rindred: Dingleberry Dickwad: theflatline: Krieghund: ongbok: Would you feel the same if it was a 43 year old man and a 13 year old girl?

Ask me in 4 years.

I'll just be taking a seat over there...

I had a pedophile moment watching the Today show when this little chick Ariana Grande came out singing in a womens voice about a heart shaped tattoo, and I was all damn "she is gonna be hot, but that is not a good thought for me to be having" but then i looked her up and she is 20.

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You should see her co-star in the show they have on Nickelodeon.
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Don't worry, she's a fully legal 21.

Two sammiches - STAT!


Don't you dare ruin that body with sammiches.  She is allowed nothing but salad and water.
 
Biv
2013-09-04 10:32:46 AM
I don't get the "at 13, sex wasn't on my radar" crowd.  At 13, I could barely think of anything else.
 
2013-09-04 11:46:13 AM

Biv: I don't get the "at 13, sex wasn't on my radar" crowd.  At 13, I could barely think of anything else.


All those posts were from females or liars.  At 13 I would almost faint at the sight of naked boobs due to the blood rushing to my peener.
 
2013-09-04 12:05:18 PM

Biv: I don't get the "at 13, sex wasn't on my radar" crowd.  At 13, I could barely think of anything else.


I have no idea why. I also went through puberty late. Maybe that had something to do with it.
 
2013-09-04 12:49:32 PM

69gnarkill69: Biv: I don't get the "at 13, sex wasn't on my radar" crowd.  At 13, I could barely think of anything else.

All those posts were from females or liars.  At 13 I would almost faint at the sight of naked boobs due to the blood rushing to my peener.


And if sex was just "you have an orgasm and everyone goes on their happy way", folks wouldn't have a problem with you screwing a pysically 'mature' (enough) adolescent. But it's not.

Just because they're physically able to have sex it doesn't mean they're mentally able.

/shiat, I'm 45 and it still messes with me, and I've 'done it' (nudgenudge) lots of times with lots of people
 
2013-09-04 01:16:57 PM
I thought she looked like Amy Schumer

www1.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2013-09-04 02:31:24 PM

phygz: My dad's 23 yo girlfriend seduced me when I was 15, so I'm really getting a kick out of this thread.

/She was actually attractive with a nice body, what's a horny 15 yo kid supposed to do?


That's why it's illegal. the older woman is certainly taking advantage of a younger man who doesn't understand all the implications and possible side effects of a choice. (STD,Prenancy,HIV)
 
2013-09-04 06:09:27 PM

borg: Poor kid, she looks like  Ron Perlman wearing lipstick.


Kid is  attracted to male faces....so probably ghey.
 
2013-09-04 06:18:55 PM

Hewitt: I thought she looked like Amy Schumer

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gah.. butterface
 
2013-09-04 06:31:40 PM
Thanksgiving dinner is going to be a bit awkward in that house.
 
2013-09-04 08:14:58 PM

Biv: I don't get the "at 13, sex wasn't on my radar" crowd.  At 13, I could barely think of anything else.


No shiat.  Here's what I looked like every day when I was 13.

www.pokergaming.cz

/'cept we didn't have computers. We had dad's Hustler mags.
 
2013-09-04 11:55:37 PM

ongbok: Riche: 15 years in prison... and yet, I can't seem to figure out what harm was done to the "child."

Calling it rape is a sick joke, really.

Would you feel the same if it was a 43 year old man and a 13 year old girl?

-=-
But we're not talking about a 43 y.o. man and 13 y.o. girl.
So shut up.

Lucky kid. Dad ought to be happy he's not gay, but he's such a prude.
 
2013-09-05 12:31:58 AM

Bigdogdaddy: 7th Son of a 7th Son: [600x799 from http://fotosvalka.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Selena-Gomez-Photosho ot-For-Spring-Breakers-001.jpg image 600x799]


She's 21.

Dayummmmm.  Who is that?

/I sound old....
//I hope I don't need a "seat over there".


Selena Gomez.
 
2013-09-05 12:40:19 AM
Where is the article about the father giving his 13 year old son up for adoption?
 
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