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2013-09-04 12:03:37 AM
Right. Life wasn't all controlled and appropriate for some guys. I moved to the south and was exposed to this.  You think I'm proud of this? What am I supposed to do with this experience? I guess I should be ashamed of it despite Americas culture of precocious sexual behavior? It's creepy that you think that you would think this is penthouse material. Apparently you think that what I wrote was something that normal men brag about. My parents were ignorant of my behavior but hers weren't. Her mother encouraged it because although my folks had money hers were dirt poor. You are farked up that you could jump to conclusions like that. Your penthouse remark really drives that home. You think that's sexy? You farking perv.
 
2013-09-04 12:04:26 AM

Tom_Slick: I was 17 before I banged a woman in her 40s, she should be ashamed with herself.


I was 38 when I banged a woman in her 40s.  She was 40.
 
2013-09-04 12:04:37 AM

viscountalpha: camarugala: Snapper Carr: [img59.imageshack.us image 300x300]

Hell, who am I kidding, at 13 I would have hit that like Ali hit Frazier

At 13 I would have shown more discretion. Of course in my generation most girls my age were really into proving how adept they were at bisexuality and thus more inclined to want to engage in threesomes.

Dear penthouse...


I will go ahead and assume you have some... Tendencies.
 
2013-09-04 12:10:45 AM

theflatline: Krieghund: ongbok: Would you feel the same if it was a 43 year old man and a 13 year old girl?

Ask me in 4 years.

I'll just be taking a seat over there...

I had a pedophile moment watching the Today show when this little chick Ariana Grande came out singing in a womens voice about a heart shaped tattoo, and I was all damn "she is gonna be hot, but that is not a good thought for me to be having" but then i looked her up and she is 20.

[cdn01.cdn.justjaredjr.com image 850x1169]
[photos.posh24.com image 548x983]


You should see her co-star in the show they have on Nickelodeon.
2.bp.blogspot.com

25.media.tumblr.com

cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com

Don't worry, she's a fully legal 21.
 
2013-09-04 12:11:23 AM

camarugala: Right. Life wasn't all controlled and appropriate for some guys. I moved to the south and was exposed to this.  You think I'm proud of this? What am I supposed to do with this experience? I guess I should be ashamed of it despite Americas culture of precocious sexual behavior? It's creepy that you think that you would think this is penthouse material. Apparently you think that what I wrote was something that normal men brag about. My parents were ignorant of my behavior but hers weren't. Her mother encouraged it because although my folks had money hers were dirt poor. You are farked up that you could jump to conclusions like that. Your penthouse remark really drives that home. You think that's sexy? You farking perv.


So you took advantage of a poor girls willingness to let you use her body with the possibility of her getting a leg up in life?

Were you 10?

I grew up in the south and age 15 my friends would sit around discussing our other buddies hot moms and older sisters and hanging around the hot divorced ladies house fighting over who was going to carry her groceries in.
 
2013-09-04 12:11:25 AM
Oh, the father's girl friend. Otherwise the man is just being an asshole.
 
2013-09-04 12:11:58 AM
Here's the problem with these underage teen boys nailing these adult women as I see it. You have your whole life to fark old worn out hags, there will very likely come a day when that's all you can get. However, you only have so many years where you can legally screw nubile underage teen girls, DO NOT waste those precious few years, because once you turn 18 those days are gone forever!

Same logic applies to guys in their 20s nailing 40+ year old women. There will still be horny 40 year olds when you get to your 40s, get as much 20-something pussy as you can while the gettin's good.
 
2013-09-04 12:13:13 AM

AeAe: Tom_Slick: I was 17 before I banged a woman in her 40s, she should be ashamed with herself.

I was 38 when I banged a woman in her 40s.  She was 40.


I was 21 when I banged a woman in her 40s. She was probably in her 50s.
 
2013-09-04 12:15:14 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: theflatline: Krieghund: ongbok: Would you feel the same if it was a 43 year old man and a 13 year old girl?

Ask me in 4 years.

I'll just be taking a seat over there...

I had a pedophile moment watching the Today show when this little chick Ariana Grande came out singing in a womens voice about a heart shaped tattoo, and I was all damn "she is gonna be hot, but that is not a good thought for me to be having" but then i looked her up and she is 20.

[cdn01.cdn.justjaredjr.com image 850x1169]
[photos.posh24.com image 548x983]

You should see her co-star in the show they have on Nickelodeon.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 439x612]

[25.media.tumblr.com image 333x500]

[cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com image 400x470]

Don't worry, she's a fully legal 21.


Two sammiches - STAT!
 
2013-09-04 12:15:26 AM
her "O" face

www.myfacewhen.net
 
2013-09-04 12:16:52 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-04 12:18:06 AM
Later that day at school, the kid recounted the story to his classmates.

www.lolpig.com
 
2013-09-04 12:19:52 AM

theflatline: camarugala: Right. Life wasn't all controlled and appropriate for some guys. I moved to the south and was exposed to this.  You think I'm proud of this? What am I supposed to do with this experience? I guess I should be ashamed of it despite Americas culture of precocious sexual behavior? It's creepy that you think that you would think this is penthouse material. Apparently you think that what I wrote was something that normal men brag about. My parents were ignorant of my behavior but hers weren't. Her mother encouraged it because although my folks had money hers were dirt poor. You are farked up that you could jump to conclusions like that. Your penthouse remark really drives that home. You think that's sexy? You farking perv.

So you took advantage of a poor girls willingness to let you use her body with the possibility of her getting a leg up in life?

Were you 10?

I grew up in the south and age 15 my friends would sit around discussing our other buddies hot moms and older sisters and hanging around the hot divorced ladies house fighting over who was going to carry her groceries in.


What the fark are you on about? How would you get a leg up on life like that? You are no better than any other pederast out there. Maybe you don't realize that although we were the same age that it's not right to have a girls mother orchestrate that kind of thing. What the f*ck is wrong with you? I hope that you are simply truly dense and/or drunk that you don't seem to get what I'm saying.
 
2013-09-04 12:20:19 AM
With a smile and a flash in her eye, you'd let her jump your bones. Be honest, sharp knees brigade.
 
2013-09-04 12:22:28 AM
" When pressed the boy told his father that he and Fahy had been having sex for several months."
That little phrase could indicate that the kid was 12 when this started.
 
2013-09-04 12:23:41 AM

Rindred: Dingleberry Dickwad: theflatline: Krieghund: ongbok: Would you feel the same if it was a 43 year old man and a 13 year old girl?

Ask me in 4 years.

I'll just be taking a seat over there...

I had a pedophile moment watching the Today show when this little chick Ariana Grande came out singing in a womens voice about a heart shaped tattoo, and I was all damn "she is gonna be hot, but that is not a good thought for me to be having" but then i looked her up and she is 20.

[cdn01.cdn.justjaredjr.com image 850x1169]
[photos.posh24.com image 548x983]

You should see her co-star in the show they have on Nickelodeon.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 439x612]

[25.media.tumblr.com image 333x500]

[cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com image 400x470]

Don't worry, she's a fully legal 21.

Two sammiches - STAT!


Eh, she's thickened up a bit, but those were the pics I was able to find when I did a search for "Sexy Jennette mccurdy" images. I will say that the results have a distressingly large number of badly photoshopped fake nudes.

Here's some more normal looking pics.

And a better angle of the one in the black dress where she doesn't look as thin

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-09-04 12:23:44 AM
This thread got weird very fast.
 
2013-09-04 12:27:14 AM

theflatline: camarugala: Right. Life wasn't all controlled and appropriate for some guys. I moved to the south and was exposed to this.  You think I'm proud of this? What am I supposed to do with this experience? I guess I should be ashamed of it despite Americas culture of precocious sexual behavior? It's creepy that you think that you would think this is penthouse material. Apparently you think that what I wrote was something that normal men brag about. My parents were ignorant of my behavior but hers weren't. Her mother encouraged it because although my folks had money hers were dirt poor. You are farked up that you could jump to conclusions like that. Your penthouse remark really drives that home. You think that's sexy? You farking perv.

So you took advantage of a poor girls willingness to let you use her body with the possibility of her getting a leg up in life?

Were you 10?

I grew up in the south and age 15 my friends would sit around discussing our other buddies hot moms and older sisters and hanging around the hot divorced ladies house fighting over who was going to carry her groceries in.


Hey man. Maybe I wasn't being to clear about this. Maybe I came out all both barrels and all but this kind of shiat hits a nerve with me. We can't all be as well adjusted with life as you try to appear to be but really if you can't guess what I'm leaving out of a public forum discussion then I assume you are really naive and you will really reel when you run into something truly painful. If that is the case then I wish you the best.
 
2013-09-04 12:28:56 AM

camarugala: theflatline: camarugala: Right. Life wasn't all controlled and appropriate for some guys. I moved to the south and was exposed to this.  You think I'm proud of this? What am I supposed to do with this experience? I guess I should be ashamed of it despite Americas culture of precocious sexual behavior? It's creepy that you think that you would think this is penthouse material. Apparently you think that what I wrote was something that normal men brag about. My parents were ignorant of my behavior but hers weren't. Her mother encouraged it because although my folks had money hers were dirt poor. You are farked up that you could jump to conclusions like that. Your penthouse remark really drives that home. You think that's sexy? You farking perv.

So you took advantage of a poor girls willingness to let you use her body with the possibility of her getting a leg up in life?

Were you 10?

I grew up in the south and age 15 my friends would sit around discussing our other buddies hot moms and older sisters and hanging around the hot divorced ladies house fighting over who was going to carry her groceries in.

What the fark are you on about? How would you get a leg up on life like that? You are no better than any other pederast out there. Maybe you don't realize that although we were the same age that it's not right to have a girls mother orchestrate that kind of thing. What the f*ck is wrong with you? I hope that you are simply truly dense and/or drunk that you don't seem to get what I'm saying.


Which is why many other cultures have the uncle, father, or friends bring the kid to a whorehouse, or pay one to seduce him, so he can get laid, and not have to worry about thinking about it all the time.

Sure, her mother was not right orchestrating it, but you were right there along with it, you did not say no.  Did the "shame" make you go back and repeat the horrid act of sex? Did you tell your parents?

Somehow getting laid scarred you.
 
2013-09-04 12:33:28 AM

megarian: This thread got weird very fast.


Yeah it did, but it's fark.com
Now everyone is apparently either fantasizing or calling people pedophiles for fdantasizing or telling them to up their standards.

The weirdest thing about this thread? Nobody saying they actually would not have at 13. Which is me, gun to my face and all. Hell no.
 
2013-09-04 12:34:10 AM

camarugala: theflatline: camarugala: Right. Life wasn't all controlled and appropriate for some guys. I moved to the south and was exposed to this.  You think I'm proud of this? What am I supposed to do with this experience? I guess I should be ashamed of it despite Americas culture of precocious sexual behavior? It's creepy that you think that you would think this is penthouse material. Apparently you think that what I wrote was something that normal men brag about. My parents were ignorant of my behavior but hers weren't. Her mother encouraged it because although my folks had money hers were dirt poor. You are farked up that you could jump to conclusions like that. Your penthouse remark really drives that home. You think that's sexy? You farking perv.

So you took advantage of a poor girls willingness to let you use her body with the possibility of her getting a leg up in life?

Were you 10?

I grew up in the south and age 15 my friends would sit around discussing our other buddies hot moms and older sisters and hanging around the hot divorced ladies house fighting over who was going to carry her groceries in.

Hey man. Maybe I wasn't being to clear about this. Maybe I came out all both barrels and all but this kind of shiat hits a nerve with me. We can't all be as well adjusted with life as you try to appear to be but really if you can't guess what I'm leaving out of a public forum discussion then I assume you are really naive and you will really reel when you run into something truly painful. If that is the case then I wish you the best.


This post right here pretty much shows the negative effects of sex with 13 year olds, for the weirdos who still needed that spelled out (the "calling it rape is a joke" guy, etc), you sick weirdos.
 
2013-09-04 12:35:33 AM

SeraphicSorcerer: megarian: This thread got weird very fast.

Yeah it did, but it's fark.com
Now everyone is apparently either fantasizing or calling people pedophiles for fdantasizing or telling them to up their standards.

The weirdest thing about this thread? Nobody saying they actually would not have at 13. Which is me, gun to my face and all. Hell no.


Good point.

*shrug* when I was 13 I still liked ponies and unicorns. Sex wasn't even on my radar.
 
2013-09-04 12:36:56 AM
theflatline:

Which is why many other cultures have the uncle, father, or friends bring the kid to a whorehouse, or pay one to seduce him, so he can get laid, and not have to worry about thinking about it all the time.

Sure, her mother was not right orchestrating it, but you were right there along with it, you did not say no.  Did the "shame" make you go back and repeat the horrid act of sex? Did you tell your parents?


 alt account of viscountalpha?
 
2013-09-04 12:37:51 AM

Fafai: camarugala: theflatline: camarugala: Right. Life wasn't all controlled and appropriate for some guys. I moved to the south and was exposed to this.  You think I'm proud of this? What am I supposed to do with this experience? I guess I should be ashamed of it despite Americas culture of precocious sexual behavior? It's creepy that you think that you would think this is penthouse material. Apparently you think that what I wrote was something that normal men brag about. My parents were ignorant of my behavior but hers weren't. Her mother encouraged it because although my folks had money hers were dirt poor. You are farked up that you could jump to conclusions like that. Your penthouse remark really drives that home. You think that's sexy? You farking perv.

So you took advantage of a poor girls willingness to let you use her body with the possibility of her getting a leg up in life?

Were you 10?

I grew up in the south and age 15 my friends would sit around discussing our other buddies hot moms and older sisters and hanging around the hot divorced ladies house fighting over who was going to carry her groceries in.

Hey man. Maybe I wasn't being to clear about this. Maybe I came out all both barrels and all but this kind of shiat hits a nerve with me. We can't all be as well adjusted with life as you try to appear to be but really if you can't guess what I'm leaving out of a public forum discussion then I assume you are really naive and you will really reel when you run into something truly painful. If that is the case then I wish you the best.

This post right here pretty much shows the negative effects of sex with 13 year olds, for the weirdos who still needed that spelled out (the "calling it rape is a joke" guy, etc), you sick weirdos.


He was the same age as his sex partner, and unfortunately kids have been having sex for years.

Look guy, do not worry about the both barrels.  But I tell you I have been through some truly painful shiat in my life through all of its decades, and the teen angst and heartbreak is nothing compared to what I felt as a grown man.
 
2013-09-04 12:38:30 AM

camarugala: theflatline:

Which is why many other cultures have the uncle, father, or friends bring the kid to a whorehouse, or pay one to seduce him, so he can get laid, and not have to worry about thinking about it all the time.

Sure, her mother was not right orchestrating it, but you were right there along with it, you did not say no.  Did the "shame" make you go back and repeat the horrid act of sex? Did you tell your parents?

 alt account of viscountalpha?


Nope, no alts.
 
2013-09-04 12:38:49 AM

SeraphicSorcerer: megarian: This thread got weird very fast.

Yeah it did, but it's fark.com
Now everyone is apparently either fantasizing or calling people pedophiles for fdantasizing or telling them to up their standards.

The weirdest thing about this thread? Nobody saying they actually would not have at 13. Which is me, gun to my face and all. Hell no.


If you have to actually clarify that, you're too far gone. Most people assume it's a given I guess. I for one don't want make that distinction as it feels somehow to accept or normalize pedophilia, like "oh it's not MY bag but..." It should not be anyone's bag. I shouldn't have to TELL you that it's not mine.
 
2013-09-04 12:39:16 AM
Inference

www.neoshoforums.com
 
2013-09-04 12:49:40 AM
fotosvalka.com


She's 21.
 
2013-09-04 12:56:19 AM

megarian: SeraphicSorcerer: megarian: This thread got weird very fast.

Yeah it did, but it's fark.com
Now everyone is apparently either fantasizing or calling people pedophiles for fdantasizing or telling them to up their standards.

The weirdest thing about this thread? Nobody saying they actually would not have at 13. Which is me, gun to my face and all. Hell no.

Good point.

*shrug* when I was 13 I still liked ponies and unicorns. Sex wasn't even on my radar.


At 13 I was just learning the joys of discovering the lingerie section of the Sears and JCPenney's catalog and the occasional playboy in a dumpster or out in the woods. I may not have gone for it at 13, but 14-15 and on I wouldn't have cared that she was homely and older as long as I was getting my willy wet.
 
2013-09-04 01:14:44 AM
theflatline   Yeah, life is a biatch. being a grown man is sometimes tough. You seem like you maybe able to extrapolate the rest of my response.

I think I might have been responding to Fafia or whoever the fark. My bad. No harm no foul.
 
2013-09-04 01:16:47 AM

Clemkadidlefark: Inference

[www.neoshoforums.com image 618x347]


LOL! And I mean that truthfully.
 
2013-09-04 01:18:20 AM

camarugala: theflatline   Yeah, life is a biatch. being a grown man is sometimes tough. You seem like you maybe able to extrapolate the rest of my response.

I think I might have been responding to Fafia or whoever the fark. My bad. No harm no foul.


Or maybe the reverse. Never mind. 'night
 
2013-09-04 01:19:53 AM
Amy Schumer got old FAST!
 
2013-09-04 01:20:41 AM
Yeah... That's uh... SICK! Yeah... Disgusting... Poor kid! All violated and scarred for life..!

/fapfapfapfap
 
2013-09-04 01:50:38 AM
FTFA:
Investigators soon learned that the sexual encounters had taken place in a number of locations, including Fahy's trailer.

There's a shock. People who live in trailers are disgusting filthy pigs.
 
2013-09-04 03:56:15 AM

camarugala: viscountalpha: camarugala: Snapper Carr: [img59.imageshack.us image 300x300]

Hell, who am I kidding, at 13 I would have hit that like Ali hit Frazier

At 13 I would have shown more discretion. Of course in my generation most girls my age were really into proving how adept they were at bisexuality and thus more inclined to want to engage in threesomes.

Dear penthouse...

I will go ahead and assume you have some... Tendencies.


If your going to be all butthurt about it, DON'T POST IT.

IT'S A JOKE.

FFS.
 
2013-09-04 04:26:11 AM

7th Son of a 7th Son: [600x799 from http://fotosvalka.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Selena-Gomez-Photosho ot-For-Spring-Breakers-001.jpg image 600x799]


She's 21.


Dayummmmm.  Who is that?

/I sound old....
//I hope I don't need a "seat over there".
 
2013-09-04 06:23:00 AM
filmfanatic.org

Get out your handkerchiefs
 
2013-09-04 06:26:22 AM
Are we still pretending this stuff is bad?

She looks hot in a rugged, bar chick kinda way. I'm sure she's not up to the standards of the average 'richard gere in his prime' farker though, right?
 
2013-09-04 06:31:08 AM

Philip J. Fry: Some sick farks in the thread.  Par for the course though when it comes to child rape.


Study up on biology, the part about the differences between male and female. Calling this rape is just plain stupid.
 
2013-09-04 07:42:11 AM
Hellmom
 
2013-09-04 08:29:55 AM
She doesn't look half bad in that booking photo and it's only a head shot. She probably looks better in normal circumstances and may have a decent body.
 
2013-09-04 08:42:13 AM

hitlersbrain: Philip J. Fry: Some sick farks in the thread.  Par for the course though when it comes to child rape.

Study up on biology, the part about the differences between male and female. Calling this rape is just plain stupid.


I could already tell by your post in the fratboys/milf thread that you view sex as purely biological. It's all just about hormones and penetration and keeping the balls drained, huh? There's no way a 13 year old kid could get raped by a woman unless she was pegging him or something, right?

I don't know how to feel. On the one hand, I get sick of people like you making men look bad. In the aforementioned thread, however, you were saying how women think sex with you is just dime-a-dozen "dog shiat," so on the other hand, you make me appreciate my own sex life in comparison and it makes me happy.

/like watching Maury.
 
2013-09-04 08:43:22 AM

megarian: *shrug* when I was 13 I still liked ponies and unicorns. Sex wasn't even on my radar.


At 13, I liked ponies and unicorns and sex was on my radar

...don't judge me
 
2013-09-04 08:48:56 AM
I'm worried about all the "she looks 12 but she's really 21" perving in this thread.

"Awesome! I get to fantasize about getting my rocks off in a little girl, but don't have to worry about going to jail!"
 
2013-09-04 08:49:57 AM
Dad - "Son, where did you learn to do this?"

son -"you! I learned from you!"
 
2013-09-04 08:51:43 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: megarian: *shrug* when I was 13 I still liked ponies and unicorns. Sex wasn't even on my radar.

At 13, I liked ponies and unicorns and sex was on my radar

...don't judge me


Not  with the ponies and unicorns, I hope.
 
2013-09-04 08:59:28 AM
I was 21 when I banged my friend's mom. She set it up for me. Her mom wanted a 3-way, mommie, daughter, me. Daughter was 18 at the time, mom was 40. Daughter backed out of the 3-way but I gave the mom the orgasm of a lifetime (men in her generation don't like to rub the clit while doing reverse-doggie?)
 
2013-09-04 09:02:27 AM

Snapper Carr: [img59.imageshack.us image 300x300]

Hell, who am I kidding, at 13 I would have hit that like Ali hit Frazier


Not sure if I would've. By then, I had already seen Monty Python, and she looks a bit too close to John Cleese...

/on the other hand, Carol Cleveland
 
2013-09-04 09:08:22 AM
Anybody else see an older, more haggard Amy Schumer in that broad's pic?
 
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