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(Kare11)   "...the teen's father called authorities after he came home early Sunday and encountered his girlfriend running from the 13-year-old's bedroom nude from the waist down"   (kare11.com) divider line 123
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2013-09-03 06:58:18 PM
Poor kid, she looks like  Ron Perlman wearing lipstick.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-09-03 07:32:07 PM
I was going to say "high fives all around" until I saw her picture. That man/woman x boy/girl grid needs to be expanded to man/hot/not x boy/girl.
 
2013-09-03 08:01:52 PM
The only sick part is that I was never a lucky thirteen year old. It would have been a god send banging some old broad back then.
Sucks to be that kids dad though.....
 
2013-09-03 08:12:11 PM
I was 17 before I banged a woman in her 40s, she should be ashamed with herself.
 
2013-09-03 08:12:23 PM
Investigators soon learned that the sexual encounters had taken place in a number of locations, including Fahy's trailer...including Fahy's trailer....Fahy's trailer....Fahy's trailer....trailer....railer....er...er.

Good going Dad, she was a keeper!
 
2013-09-03 08:36:10 PM
Hmm. At 13, I'd definitely have donei t
 
2013-09-03 08:46:09 PM
15 years in prison... and yet, I can't seem to figure out what harm was done to the "child."

Calling it rape is a sick joke, really.
 
2013-09-03 09:14:59 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Investigators soon learned that the sexual encounters had taken place in a number of locations, including Fahy's trailer...including Fahy's trailer....Fahy's trailer....Fahy's trailer....trailer....railer....er...er.

Good going Dad, she was a keeper!


That's what struck me, too. Wow
 
2013-09-03 09:30:28 PM
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2013-09-03 11:17:14 PM
Was that wrong?

ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2013-09-03 11:25:06 PM
That's a man, dude. That's a farking man.
 
2013-09-03 11:26:25 PM
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Obligatory
 
2013-09-03 11:26:31 PM
guyism.com
 
2013-09-03 11:27:08 PM
Yeah it's wrong but I find my 13 year old self saying why not me
 
2013-09-03 11:29:00 PM
"nude from the waist down..."

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-03 11:29:31 PM
Oh man, I actually recognize that chick. She was the male singer for any number of rock bands in the 80s.
 
2013-09-03 11:29:34 PM

borg: Poor kid, she looks like  Ron Perlman wearing lipstick.


Funny, I was thinking Jennifer Aniston and Ron Perlman somehow had a 43-year-old perverted quasi-daughter.
 
2013-09-03 11:29:36 PM

Riche: 15 years in prison... and yet, I can't seem to figure out what harm was done to the "child."

Calling it rape is a sick joke, really.


Would you feel the same if it was a 43 year old man and a 13 year old girl?
 
2013-09-03 11:30:18 PM
And the press has convicted all men as child molesters...
 
2013-09-03 11:30:56 PM

ongbok: Riche: 15 years in prison... and yet, I can't seem to figure out what harm was done to the "child."

Calling it rape is a sick joke, really.

Would you feel the same if it was a 43 year old man and a 13 year old girl?


That depends, how hot is she?
 
2013-09-03 11:31:42 PM
Why did the kid fess up?
Turns out he couldn't keep his pokeher face.
 
2013-09-03 11:33:22 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: ongbok: Riche: 15 years in prison... and yet, I can't seem to figure out what harm was done to the "child."

Calling it rape is a sick joke, really.

Would you feel the same if it was a 43 year old man and a 13 year old girl?

That depends, how hot is she?


And who's on top?
 
2013-09-03 11:33:35 PM

EngineerBob: Why did the kid fess up?
Turns out he couldn't keep his pokeher face.


I'm guessing he freaked out when the duct tape came loose on "her" leg and a gnarled dick started swinging like the pendulum on a grandfather clock
 
2013-09-03 11:36:11 PM
Dad loves cream pie.

He just didn't know it.
 
2013-09-03 11:36:18 PM
Seriously, why is this anybody else's business?
 
2013-09-03 11:38:16 PM

EngineerBob: Why did the kid fess up?
Turns out he couldn't keep his pokeher face.


Wasn't much fessing up needed when she was running from his room with her lips flapping in the wind and her panties were lying by his bed.
 
2013-09-03 11:39:28 PM
When pushed by detectives the defendant admitted to having both intercourse and oral sex with the boy in multiple places all over Winona and Wabasha counties.

More than 3?
 
2013-09-03 11:40:00 PM

Riche: 15 years in prison... and yet, I can't seem to figure out what harm was done to the "child."


Really?  You can't see the problem inherent in allowing adults with adult levels of authority and experience to initiate sexual relationships with children with no authority and sheltered-child levels of experience?

Are you just stupid, or was your common sense accidentally damaged when they surgically extracted your sense of perspective and imagination?

//The typical 13-year-old barely even knows what a disease is in general, I would say expecting one to make informed decisions regarding activities carrying a risk of STD exposure makes you pretty much the dumbest motherfarker I've heard from today.

//Rape, I've been told, is about abuse of power.  A 40-year-old taking advantage of her status as an absolute authority figure over a barely-postpubescents to get off is pretty much the definition of it, there.  Not really the same grey area there is with a 16 year old that's had time to work out the basics.
 
2013-09-03 11:40:04 PM
If I caught a 40 year old woman in bed with my 13 year old son I'd definitely call the police.....to keep me from beating her unconscious.
 
2013-09-03 11:40:58 PM
Thirteen years old isn't even kind of okay.
 
2013-09-03 11:41:49 PM

ongbok: Riche: 15 years in prison... and yet, I can't seem to figure out what harm was done to the "child."

Calling it rape is a sick joke, really.

Would you feel the same if it was a 43 year old man and a 13 year old girl?


Female sexuality is empowering and beautiful.
Male sexuality is a disease.
 
2013-09-03 11:42:18 PM
That's one sick biatch.
 
2013-09-03 11:42:22 PM
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Hell, who am I kidding, at 13 I would have hit that like Ali hit Frazier
 
2013-09-03 11:45:51 PM

Snapper Carr: [img59.imageshack.us image 300x300]

Hell, who am I kidding, at 13 I would have hit that like Ali hit Frazier


At 13 I would have shown more discretion. Of course in my generation most girls my age were really into proving how adept they were at bisexuality and thus more inclined to want to engage in threesomes.
 
2013-09-03 11:46:17 PM
poor kid. thats the kind of thing that really messes with your head forever. You would think that the older you get the easier it would get to live with but thats often not the case.
 
2013-09-03 11:47:28 PM

Snapper Carr: [img59.imageshack.us image 300x300]

Hell, who am I kidding, at 13 I would have hit that like Ali hit Frazier


Of course I'm assuming you are over 30 and had morals and stuff.
 
2013-09-03 11:48:04 PM
Not everyone gets to sleep with a clean shaven Ron Perlman in drag.
 
2013-09-03 11:48:15 PM

camarugala: Snapper Carr: [img59.imageshack.us image 300x300]

Hell, who am I kidding, at 13 I would have hit that like Ali hit Frazier

Of course I'm assuming you are over 30 and had morals and stuff.


Yeah, when I was 13, 2nd base was a big deal.
 
2013-09-03 11:50:48 PM

Snapper Carr: camarugala: Snapper Carr: [img59.imageshack.us image 300x300]

Hell, who am I kidding, at 13 I would have hit that like Ali hit Frazier

Of course I'm assuming you are over 30 and had morals and stuff.

Yeah, when I was 13, 2nd base was a big deal.


According to you I was engaged in seriously messed up relationships.
 
2013-09-03 11:52:17 PM

ongbok: Would you feel the same if it was a 43 year old man and a 13 year old girl?


Ask me in 4 years.

I'll just be taking a seat over there...
 
2013-09-03 11:52:19 PM

camarugala: Snapper Carr: [img59.imageshack.us image 300x300]

Hell, who am I kidding, at 13 I would have hit that like Ali hit Frazier

At 13 I would have shown more discretion. Of course in my generation most girls my age were really into proving how adept they were at bisexuality and thus more inclined to want to engage in threesomes.


Dear penthouse...
 
2013-09-03 11:52:54 PM
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2013-09-03 11:53:33 PM

Jim_Callahan: Riche: 15 years in prison... and yet, I can't seem to figure out what harm was done to the "child."

Really?  You can't see the problem inherent in allowing adults with adult levels of authority and experience to initiate sexual relationships with children with no authority and sheltered-child levels of experience?

Are you just stupid, or was your common sense accidentally damaged when they surgically extracted your sense of perspective and imagination?

//The typical 13-year-old barely even knows what a disease is in general, I would say expecting one to make informed decisions regarding activities carrying a risk of STD exposure makes you pretty much the dumbest motherfarker I've heard from today.

//Rape, I've been told, is about abuse of power.  A 40-year-old taking advantage of her status as an absolute authority figure over a barely-postpubescents to get off is pretty much the definition of it, there.  Not really the same grey area there is with a 16 year old that's had time to work out the basics.


I was a teen in the 80s the puritanical Reagan Era so we had DARE, Just SAY No, and tons of sex education classes that showed us every disease in detail and were even told that masturbating was the only safe sex.

At 13 I was so scared of sex and drugs I would cross the street when an attractive female smoking a Marlboro light went walking by.

Then at age 15 at a part somone slipped me a hit of acid and a chick gave me a beej, and I was ruined.
 
2013-09-03 11:56:01 PM
The criminal complaint says the teen's father called authorities after he came home early Sunday and encountered his girlfriend running from the 13-year-old's bedroom nude from the waist down. When pressed the boy told his father that he and Fahy had been having sex for several months. The boy's father found his girlfriend's underwear on the floor next to his son's bed.

Talk about your smoking gun.
 
2013-09-03 11:56:08 PM

Riche: 15 years in prison... and yet, I can't seem to figure out what harm was done to the "child."

Calling it rape is a sick joke, really.


You stay away from my kid.
 
2013-09-03 11:58:37 PM
Some sick farks in the thread.  Par for the course though when it comes to child rape.
 
2013-09-04 12:00:11 AM

borg: Poor kid, she looks like  Ron Perlman wearing lipstick.


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2013-09-04 12:00:43 AM

borg: Poor kid, she looks like  Ron Perlman wearing lipstick.


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wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-09-04 12:01:23 AM
Dads an ass
Probably just pissed because his kid was gettin' more than he was
 
2013-09-04 12:02:23 AM

Krieghund: ongbok: Would you feel the same if it was a 43 year old man and a 13 year old girl?

Ask me in 4 years.

I'll just be taking a seat over there...


I had a pedophile moment watching the Today show when this little chick Ariana Grande came out singing in a womens voice about a heart shaped tattoo, and I was all damn "she is gonna be hot, but that is not a good thought for me to be having" but then i looked her up and she is 20.

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