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(Daily Mail)   Smoking chimp sent to rehab for nicotine and alcohol addiction after career as Russian casino mascot. Pray for Mojo   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 55
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2013-09-03 03:41:04 PM
Now there's a monkey with a monkey on it's back

/yeah, i know, it's an ape...
 
2013-09-03 03:42:41 PM
fc08.deviantart.net
 
2013-09-03 03:46:59 PM
Smoking as in cigarettes, or smoking as in the usual smokin' hot Daily Fail babe?
 
2013-09-03 04:04:29 PM
Coolest pet EVER!
 
2013-09-03 04:07:24 PM
Mojo is a booger eatin' moron.
 
2013-09-03 04:08:14 PM
On a semi related note, should you let a chimpanzee smoke pot with you? I'm asking for a friend, mind you, and need to know soonish
 
2013-09-03 04:10:39 PM
Was it a kardashian?

/Got nothing
 
2013-09-03 04:12:06 PM
www.ogeeku.com

/ curses
 
2013-09-03 04:12:07 PM
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-03 04:12:16 PM
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-03 04:13:59 PM
No wonder he's so grumpy.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-03 04:14:27 PM
i154.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-03 04:15:08 PM

maxx2112: [www.ogeeku.com image 491x252]

/ curses


Curses!
 
2013-09-03 04:15:32 PM
I wonder how Karl Pilkington feels about this?
 
2013-09-03 04:15:32 PM

Mega Steve: On a semi related note, should you let a chimpanzee smoke pot with you? I'm asking for a friend, mind you, and need to know soonish


I would advise your friend to do it. Just make sure to keep the taser handy.
 
2013-09-03 04:15:59 PM
Subby: Pray for Mojo

I already have enough mojo, but thanks for your concern.
 
2013-09-03 04:17:35 PM
Being Fark, I was expecting a smoking hot chimp story
 
2013-09-03 04:17:38 PM
Only Frank Cho can save him now.
 
2013-09-03 04:21:16 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-03 04:27:09 PM
I think reefer is a better vice for a chimp, considering their predilection for ripping one's face off when angered.
 
2013-09-03 04:30:15 PM
so is there a job opening that i am actually qualified for?
 
2013-09-03 04:32:37 PM
It was the best of times, it was the...BLURST OF TIMES!? You stupid monkey!
 
2013-09-03 04:32:59 PM
Well, we know who Subby is!
 
2013-09-03 04:35:36 PM
"Come on, Mojo, show Marge your happy dance!..."

[Mojo struggles to stand, stumbles, collapses]

"... and so on."
 
2013-09-03 04:36:14 PM
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eh. The cancer from the radiation will kill him long before the cancer from the cigarettes.
 
2013-09-03 04:36:48 PM

TheDumbBlonde: I think reefer is a better vice for a chimp, considering their predilection for ripping one's face off when angered.


upload.wikimedia.org
Approves of ripping body parts off.
 
2013-09-03 04:37:08 PM
www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-09-03 04:37:40 PM
How can a chimp complete a 12-step program?
 
2013-09-03 04:40:27 PM
Poor Mojo.
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Hasn't been the same since he was forced to kill his brother.
 
2013-09-03 04:40:30 PM

Mega Steve: On a semi related note, should you let a chimpanzee smoke pot with you? I'm asking for a friend, mind you, and need to know soonish


iat's all about consent and age.

how old is the chimp? can the chimp communicate with ASL?
 
2013-09-03 04:40:44 PM
One should certainly not taunt the dynamite monkey, and not even look at the dynamite chimp suffering DT's and a nicotine fit.
 
2013-09-03 04:47:06 PM
A creature with tobacco and alcohol addictions, full body hair and great brute strength, and hangs around Russian casinos: sounds like your typical Russian "biznezmyen".
 
2013-09-03 04:50:36 PM
obama's fault?

/I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was merely looking for the relational order.
 
2013-09-03 04:51:24 PM
Pray for Mojo
 
2013-09-03 04:53:01 PM

symptomoftheuniverse: Mega Steve: On a semi related note, should you let a chimpanzee smoke pot with you? I'm asking for a friend, mind you, and need to know soonish

I would advise your friend to do it. Just make sure to keep the taser handy.


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/it's for you. I think it's the devil...
 
2013-09-03 04:56:57 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: Pray for Mojo


Subby should be banned for calling out a Farker in the headline.
 
2013-09-03 04:57:56 PM

MythDragon: [cache.gawkerassets.com image 517x273]

eh. The cancer from the radiation will kill him long before the cancer from the cigarettes.


Great... I know that's Virgil, but now I've got the mental image of Goliath holding the fire extinguisher... GOLIATH! :(
 
2013-09-03 05:00:50 PM
That explains who put poop on Red 12. Sadly, the ball landed on Red 12 and the Croupier had to take a crapier to cover the bet.
 
2013-09-03 05:00:56 PM

DiRF: MythDragon: [cache.gawkerassets.com image 517x273]

eh. The cancer from the radiation will kill him long before the cancer from the cigarettes.

Great... I know that's Virgil, but now I've got the mental image of Goliath holding the fire extinguisher... GOLIATH! :(


I know, right? Like they couldn't crack the door, and toss in a last cig.
 
2013-09-03 05:03:09 PM
Sounds like a sweet gig.  Better than cleaning bathrooms..

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2013-09-03 05:07:38 PM

maxx2112: [www.ogeeku.com image 491x252]

/ curses


Mojo-jojo needs no sympathy from the likes of you! For Mojo-jojo has the will-power of a hundred humans and can survive ANYTHING the Power Puff Girls... err, I mean, Jack Daniels and Marlboro and throw at him! Mojo-jojo can quit anytime he wants to! Because Mojo-jojo is SUPREME RULER OF THE WORLD! MWHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

/Does this cape make my brain look small?
 
2013-09-03 05:08:11 PM
 
2013-09-03 05:10:01 PM
Dat's wacist!

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2013-09-03 05:11:06 PM

fusillade762: symptomoftheuniverse: Mega Steve: On a semi related note, should you let a chimpanzee smoke pot with you? I'm asking for a friend, mind you, and need to know soonish

I would advise your friend to do it. Just make sure to keep the taser handy.



/it's for you. I think it's the devil...


Don't mean to hate on chimps, I was scarred by Wizard of Oz as a child.
 
2013-09-03 05:14:13 PM

detritus: How can a chimp complete a 12-step program?


He needs a sponsor.
 
2013-09-03 05:20:37 PM
Gotta love the classic Simpsons: pre-Phil Hartman leaving us too soon.

/gave up after tomacco
 
2013-09-03 05:25:16 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: detritus: How can a chimp complete a 12-step program?

He needs a sponsor.


One day at a time...
 
2013-09-03 05:49:47 PM
a mascot in a casino during the 90s in russia?   this chimp lived a movie
 
2013-09-03 06:02:07 PM
One of my favorite toys.
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2013-09-03 06:27:56 PM
Mr. Teeny needs a refill on his nicotine patch.

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