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(International Business Times)   Johnny Depp lets his girlfriend Amber Heard have bisexual flings, what a gentleman   (ibtimes.com) divider line 72
    More: Obvious, Johnny Depp, Amber Heard, Girlfriend Amber, box-office bombs, rumors, girlfriend, bisexuals  
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2013-09-03 04:55:31 PM
So which one of them has a new movie coming out?
 
2013-09-03 04:55:44 PM
I just had a visual of Amber inviting Johnny to join in with the girl she brought home that night, but Johnny declines to instead go over Tim Burton's house and try on stupid outfits.
 
2013-09-03 04:57:34 PM
Everyone imagines having sex with Depp would be awesome, but keep in mind that the entire time you have to fark to Danny Elfman score
 
2013-09-03 05:00:14 PM

fusillade762: So which one of them has a new movie coming out?


Or a book, or a fund raiser for left handed crickets, or blah blah blah.
 
2013-09-03 05:01:54 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: Everyone imagines having sex with Depp would be awesome, but keep in mind that the entire time you have to fark to Danny Elfman score


Danny Elfman solo, or as part of Oingo Boingo?
 
2013-09-03 05:05:00 PM
She's not even a real lesbian!

/obscure?
 
2013-09-03 05:05:42 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: Everyone imagines having sex with Depp would be awesome, but keep in mind that the entire time you have to fark to Danny Elfman score


So even better then I imagine?
 
2013-09-03 05:06:45 PM
I let my wife have bisexual flings. But for some reason, she never does. :/
 
2013-09-03 05:08:19 PM
Well, It's only right that he lets her do that... since I'm sure he's having bisexual flings on the side too.
 
2013-09-03 05:09:24 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: Everyone imagines having sex with Depp would be awesome, but keep in mind that the entire time you have to fark to Danny Elfman score


Go on...
 
2013-09-03 05:18:10 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: IdBeCrazyIf: Everyone imagines having sex with Depp would be awesome, but keep in mind that the entire time you have to fark to Danny Elfman score

Go on...


In that case....

http://youtu.be/MsNt_anUib8
 
2013-09-03 05:19:30 PM
As long as i was still getting it, she could set my mom's grave on fire if she wanted to.
 
2013-09-03 05:27:21 PM
International Business Times? What an appropriate venue for such important information.
 
2013-09-03 05:27:45 PM
But does he get to watch?
 
2013-09-03 05:44:07 PM
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mumble mumle all the luck mumble mumble
 
2013-09-03 05:46:19 PM

Flappyhead: But does he get to watch?


And did he cum?

media.screened.com
 
2013-09-03 05:50:35 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img12.imageshack.us image 634x836]


mumble mumle all the luck mumble mumble


Hey, all you need to do is look like a greasy, disheveled hobo, and YOU TOO could have all the luck!
 
2013-09-03 05:51:33 PM

fusillade762: So which one of them has a new movie coming out?


All The Boys Love Mandy Lane .
 
2013-09-03 05:53:01 PM

whosits_112: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img12.imageshack.us image 634x836]


mumble mumle all the luck mumble mumble

Hey, all you need to do is look like a greasy, disheveled hobo, and YOU TOO could have all the luck!


To be fair, Depp comes across as a really cool dude and a genuinely great person.  Guy travels with his Captain Jack outfit  so he can make surprise visits to Sick Kids hospitals for crying out loud.
 
2013-09-03 06:00:00 PM
Ol' Johnny seems to be short on the accessories these days. Amber, get him a gift card to Hot Topics stat!
 
2013-09-03 06:08:04 PM
gbatemp.net
 
2013-09-03 06:10:41 PM

INeedAName: I let my wife have bisexual flings. But for some reason, she never does. :/


Good news. You can have one too.
 
2013-09-03 06:24:04 PM

Flappyhead: whosits_112: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img12.imageshack.us image 634x836]


mumble mumle all the luck mumble mumble

Hey, all you need to do is look like a greasy, disheveled hobo, and YOU TOO could have all the luck!

To be fair, Depp comes across as a really cool dude and a genuinely great person.  Guy travels with his Captain Jack outfit  so he can make surprise visits to Sick Kids hospitals for crying out loud.


Very cool, did not know this. Adults are assholes, but its nice to see celebrities do things out of their heart for children. Good on him.
 
2013-09-03 06:32:32 PM

Flappyhead: whosits_112: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img12.imageshack.us image 634x836]


mumble mumle all the luck mumble mumble

Hey, all you need to do is look like a greasy, disheveled hobo, and YOU TOO could have all the luck!

To be fair, Depp comes across as a really cool dude and a genuinely great person.  Guy travels with his Captain Jack outfit  so he can make surprise visits to Sick Kids hospitals for crying out loud.


Hey, didn't say he wasn't a cool dude. Just that he looks like a hobo. But, all the girls I have seen swoon over him as if he was a Greek god, which is rather silly if you ask me. When are the girls gonna swoon over him because he's an awesome guy?
 
2013-09-03 06:42:55 PM

whosits_112: Flappyhead: But does he get to watch?

And did he cum?

[media.screened.com image 263x191]


There are some things you just don't talk about it public!
 
2013-09-03 06:59:45 PM

jaybeezey: As long as i was still getting it, she could set my mom's grave on fire if she wanted to.


Can I set your mom's grave on fire?  Possibly with fireflies.
 
2013-09-03 07:03:18 PM

whosits_112: Flappyhead: whosits_112: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img12.imageshack.us image 634x836]


mumble mumle all the luck mumble mumble

Hey, all you need to do is look like a greasy, disheveled hobo, and YOU TOO could have all the luck!

To be fair, Depp comes across as a really cool dude and a genuinely great person.  Guy travels with his Captain Jack outfit  so he can make surprise visits to Sick Kids hospitals for crying out loud.

Hey, didn't say he wasn't a cool dude. Just that he looks like a hobo. But, all the girls I have seen swoon over him as if he was a Greek god, which is rather silly if you ask me. When are the girls gonna swoon over him because he's an awesome guy?


I thought Greek gods looked like greasy hobos. When they don't look like rapey swans or whatnot.
 
2013-09-03 07:06:01 PM
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NOW THIS I CAN FAP TO.
 
2013-09-03 07:09:58 PM

FunkOut: whosits_112: Flappyhead: whosits_112: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img12.imageshack.us image 634x836]


mumble mumle all the luck mumble mumble

Hey, all you need to do is look like a greasy, disheveled hobo, and YOU TOO could have all the luck!

To be fair, Depp comes across as a really cool dude and a genuinely great person.  Guy travels with his Captain Jack outfit  so he can make surprise visits to Sick Kids hospitals for crying out loud.

Hey, didn't say he wasn't a cool dude. Just that he looks like a hobo. But, all the girls I have seen swoon over him as if he was a Greek god, which is rather silly if you ask me. When are the girls gonna swoon over him because he's an awesome guy?

I thought Greek gods looked like greasy hobos. When they don't look like rapey swans or whatnot.


I wonder, are there any Greek mythology stories where the god isn't disguised as an animal when he knocks some random mortal up?
 
2013-09-03 07:12:58 PM

BalugaJoe: fusillade762: So which one of them has a new movie coming out?

All The Boys Love Mandy Lane .


2006 is new?
 
2013-09-03 07:15:24 PM
www.anorak.co.uk
 
2013-09-03 07:21:51 PM

mentallo69: Flappyhead: whosits_112: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img12.imageshack.us image 634x836]


mumble mumle all the luck mumble mumble

Hey, all you need to do is look like a greasy, disheveled hobo, and YOU TOO could have all the luck!

To be fair, Depp comes across as a really cool dude and a genuinely great person.  Guy travels with his Captain Jack outfit  so he can make surprise visits to Sick Kids hospitals for crying out loud.

Very cool, did not know this. Adults are assholes, but its nice to see celebrities do things out of their heart for children. Good on him.




Sounds like he's farking nuts.
 
2013-09-03 07:28:06 PM
She's been giving me boners since Never Back Down. One of my guilty pleasures movies.

/not a hipster
 
2013-09-03 07:40:32 PM

Flappyhead: whosits_112: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img12.imageshack.us image 634x836]


mumble mumle all the luck mumble mumble

Hey, all you need to do is look like a greasy, disheveled hobo, and YOU TOO could have all the luck!

To be fair, Depp comes across as a really cool dude and a genuinely great person.  Guy travels with his Captain Jack outfit  so he can make surprise visits to Sick Kids hospitals for crying out loud.


Depp was in Torchwood?
 
2013-09-03 07:41:11 PM
I'm surprised Tim lets him date,
 
2013-09-03 07:41:44 PM
He's also 50. There's no way he can satisfy a young healthy woman almost half his age with his Mr Softee.
 
2013-09-03 07:42:24 PM
My wife is down. For either or both, I'm sure. Hopefully I don't just have to sit in the corner by myself this time.
 
IP
2013-09-03 07:43:00 PM

Cybernetic: [gbatemp.net image 431x352]


Seconded.
 
2013-09-03 07:52:14 PM
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"Amber.... you did it.... in one minute... fifty.... point.... three. Which is still 90 seconds slower than Subby in his bunk."
 
2013-09-03 07:52:16 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: He's also 50. There's no way he can satisfy a young healthy woman almost half his age with his Mr Softee.


He made a new one with his 3D printer

/in space
 
2013-09-03 08:01:51 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: He's also 50. There's no way he can satisfy a young healthy woman almost half his age with his Mr Softee.


It's okay. You only have a few more decades of slow, inexorable, deterioration to slog through before you shuffle off this moral coil.
 
2013-09-03 08:03:51 PM

Ed Grubermann: Quantum Apostrophe: He's also 50. There's no way he can satisfy a young healthy woman almost half his age with his Mr Softee.

It's okay. You only have a few more decades of slow, inexorable, deterioration to slog through before you shuffle off this moral coil.


I'm not worried, you guys have it all figured out. You'll make the species immortal...

So tell me, where do the deteriorated atoms go?

And how moral have you been?

GRCooper: Quantum Apostrophe: He's also 50. There's no way he can satisfy a young healthy woman almost half his age with his Mr Softee.

He made a new one with his 3D printer

/in space


If only, eh?
 
2013-09-03 08:07:29 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: So tell me, where do the deteriorated atoms go?


Obviously they were used to create your brain.
 
2013-09-03 08:11:35 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: Everyone imagines having sex with Depp would be awesome, but keep in mind that the entire time you have to fark to Danny Elfman score


A few Danny Elfman scores that would probably turn sex into a heroic contest:

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Batman
Beetlejuice
Mars Attacks
Army of Darkness (song: "March of the Dead")
The Nightmare Before Christmas (song: "This is Halloween")
 
2013-09-03 08:15:58 PM

whosits_112: Flappyhead: whosits_112: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img12.imageshack.us image 634x836]


mumble mumle all the luck mumble mumble

Hey, all you need to do is look like a greasy, disheveled hobo, and YOU TOO could have all the luck!

To be fair, Depp comes across as a really cool dude and a genuinely great person.  Guy travels with his Captain Jack outfit  so he can make surprise visits to Sick Kids hospitals for crying out loud.

Hey, didn't say he wasn't a cool dude. Just that he looks like a hobo. But, all the girls I have seen swoon over him as if he was a Greek god, which is rather silly if you ask me. When are the girls gonna swoon over him because he's an awesome guy?


Being an awe$ome guy or looking like a hobo ha$ nothing to do with it. There'$ another criteria to $ati$fy.
 
2013-09-03 08:23:13 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Quantum Apostrophe: So tell me, where do the deteriorated atoms go?

Obviously they were used to create your brain.


As opposed to people who believe FTL travel is just around the 3D printed corner?
 
2013-09-03 08:24:32 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Dingleberry Dickwad: Quantum Apostrophe: So tell me, where do the deteriorated atoms go?

Obviously they were used to create your brain.

As opposed to people who believe FTL travel is just around the 3D printed corner?


That's a nice strawman. Build it yourself?
 
2013-09-03 08:24:57 PM

Inaditch: My wife is down. For either or both, I'm sure. Hopefully I don't just have to sit in the corner by myself this time.


Go on.....
 
2013-09-03 08:32:23 PM
While he may be good with accents...he may be bad with stamina.

Takes a lot to go out with a young nympho.
 
2013-09-03 08:35:07 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Quantum Apostrophe: Dingleberry Dickwad: Quantum Apostrophe: So tell me, where do the deteriorated atoms go?

Obviously they were used to create your brain.

As opposed to people who believe FTL travel is just around the 3D printed corner?

That's a nice strawman. Build it yourself?


No, out of Farkers.
 
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