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(The Atlantic Cities)   Obama administration approves the laser bombardment of the Jersey Shore   (theatlanticcities.com) divider line 28
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2013-09-03 05:29:48 PM
Now that is something we can all support
 
2013-09-03 05:40:48 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Now that is something we can all support


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-03 05:41:15 PM
scrapetv.com
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-09-03 05:43:13 PM
The before and after maps give me a sad for the folks I know who live there.
 
2013-09-03 05:45:13 PM
0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-09-03 05:46:11 PM
It's the only way to be sure.

alicia-logic.com
 
2013-09-03 05:49:42 PM
Use incendiary bombs; they blow up, then they burn up. Then salt the earth; like the Romans did to Carthage.
 
2013-09-03 05:51:23 PM
Yay! No more of this:
mtv.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-09-03 05:51:34 PM
RIP
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2013-09-03 05:53:50 PM
Will Fricken Sharks with Fricken Laser Beams on their heads be involved in this?
 
2013-09-03 05:55:03 PM
Bah, just let them use Apple Maps.
 
2013-09-03 06:07:17 PM
You may fire when ready.
 
2013-09-03 06:18:00 PM
I wanna be the one to push the button!

/please?
 
2013-09-03 06:20:38 PM

Grey Fox: You may fire when ready.


Dantooien; they're on dantooine...
 
2013-09-03 06:43:14 PM
Huh, I haven't heard much about Jersey Shore in quite some time. I wonder what will fill the vacuum in my life.
 
2013-09-03 06:57:41 PM
Well, he's asking for permission to attack Syria, when all that's happened is a fake chemical attack.  Why not New Jersey, where it's just one big REAL chemical attack?

Two-thousand and whatever called; they want their fake war excuses back!
 
2013-09-03 07:05:12 PM
Um, do they do any surveying without lasers now?
 
2013-09-03 07:17:57 PM
way2tan.com

/ make sure the laser is on eleventy, pls
 
2013-09-03 07:29:09 PM
Why the Jersey hate?
We've lots of wonderful stuff.
We have.... um, wait one!
 
2013-09-03 07:29:18 PM
Well, hellooooooo, sailor!

They even wear that damn orange shoe polish in Jersey Shore gay bars?
 
2013-09-03 07:44:03 PM
Bend over for your insurance adjustment.
 
2013-09-03 07:45:42 PM
So, our tax dollars go to promote/enhance tourism in places most of us never go or want to go?
Let those who are going to profit from it pay for it.

/tired of subsidizing the rich
 
2013-09-03 08:15:13 PM

MorteDiem: So, our tax dollars go to promote/enhance tourism in places most of us never go or want to go?
Let those who are going to profit from it pay for it.

/tired of subsidizing the rich


Well, duh, they dont need to promote tourism in places we want to go to.
 
2013-09-03 08:47:52 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Now that is something we can all support


Done in one!

...two...three...FIRE!
 
2013-09-03 10:03:42 PM

Ambitwistor: [scrapetv.com image 439x337]


Where's the popcorn?
 
2013-09-03 10:05:45 PM
Wow, another study to determine if living on barrier islands sand bars is a good idea?

/Lived in Brigantine for several years
//When a hurricane was coming, I got the fark out!
 
2013-09-03 10:21:39 PM

Dl_white_power: Why the Jersey hate?
We've lots of wonderful stuff.
We have.... um, wait one!


Squid!
 
2013-09-04 02:34:39 AM
Wait. They're using lasers? Nah they'll just figure it's a more convenient tanning system. You'd need like nukes to get through that skin.
 
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