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(Telegraph)   Caption these inquisitive owls   (i.telegraph.co.uk) divider line 53
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2013-09-03 01:30:56 PM  
Original:
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2013-09-03 01:37:19 PM  
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2013-09-03 01:40:42 PM  
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2013-09-03 01:52:21 PM  
Who's on beetle first?
 
2013-09-03 01:52:50 PM  
"Dude, I don't think they meant us when they said 'pair of hooters'".
 
2013-09-03 03:32:23 PM  
"Awww, not this shiat again."
 
2013-09-03 03:55:58 PM  
"Beetle juice, beetle juice, beetle juice."
 
2013-09-03 10:03:03 PM  
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2013-09-04 02:01:35 PM  
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2013-09-04 02:14:23 PM  
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2013-09-04 02:40:19 PM  
 The Owls Are Not What They Seem?  WTF does that mean?  And who, Who, WHOOOO! is this guy David Lynch and why am I getting creeped out about this TV series we've signed up for...
 
2013-09-04 04:12:04 PM  
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2013-09-04 05:01:31 PM  
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2013-09-04 09:33:00 PM  
You gonna eat that? Again?
 
2013-09-04 10:05:55 PM  
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2013-09-04 10:06:31 PM  
Who?
 
2013-09-04 10:06:43 PM  
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2013-09-04 10:08:24 PM  
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2013-09-04 10:09:55 PM  
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit flies.
 
2013-09-04 10:10:23 PM  
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2013-09-04 10:13:59 PM  
Now is the winter of our discontent,,
Made glorious summer by this sun of York;

Shakespearean owls
 
2013-09-04 10:17:16 PM  
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2013-09-04 10:19:22 PM  
Right- That cheeky bastard is back with his camera.Left- Lets settle this...once and for owl./hey thats a nifty little button to click to enable voting
 
2013-09-04 10:23:58 PM  
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2013-09-04 10:38:47 PM  
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2013-09-04 10:40:09 PM  
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2013-09-04 10:44:05 PM  
Great party, Birdhiem, but you hors d'oeuvres are crawling away again.
 
2013-09-04 10:51:20 PM  
For the last time Ollie, that isn't the pizza delivery guy! He drives a different kind of Beetle.
 
2013-09-04 10:56:50 PM  
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2013-09-04 11:01:20 PM  
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2013-09-04 11:02:29 PM  
Two spotted eagle owls look at an insect on the ground.
 
2013-09-04 11:05:14 PM  
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2013-09-04 11:24:50 PM  
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2013-09-04 11:38:35 PM  
Hey, Guys.  Just passin' through.  Juuuuuuuust passin' through.  <whistles tunelessly>
 
2013-09-04 11:45:14 PM  
This! This is what I'm resigned to now that I can't find work anymore. Nothing's been the same since the Harry Potter movies ended.
 
2013-09-04 11:49:16 PM  
You Obviously Like Owls (YOLO)

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Oak
2013-09-04 11:58:30 PM  
No one's ever going to call me "superb" with THESE feet.
 
2013-09-05 12:10:49 AM  
Every time we eat one of those red mushrooms this happens! our food starts talking, sometimes it has a point, but then it starts telling me how to live my life.......Screw those dead beetles, lets get some old 50's monster movies. They always make the food shut up
 
2013-09-05 12:23:11 AM  
You do realize that we are revered as symbols of wisdom in the western world.  And yet, neither of us knows what a Tootsie Pop is, or how many farking licks it takes to get to the center.

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2013-09-05 12:23:49 AM  
It was a nice home.  My own couch.  3 meals a day.  3, freshly prepared, hand fed nutritious meals, by that big-breasted red-headed human babe in tight khaki shorts.  The adulation of over a million visitors a year.  But noooooooooooo..., you had to be free.  So now we sit, sometimes all night, waiting for some unfortunate squirrel, or bunny, to make that ill-timed dash out into the open field... just to get a farking bite to eat.
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2013-09-05 01:31:52 AM  
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2013-09-05 02:37:14 AM  
No one told me this was a stag party
 
2013-09-05 03:10:00 AM  
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2013-09-05 05:58:10 AM  
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2013-09-05 07:40:17 AM  
"Meagan, my coworker."

"Who?"

"Seriously? You met her like three times."

"Who?"
 
2013-09-05 07:51:26 AM  
So this is the Beetle you bought? I'm not impressed.

Chill dude, I'm just leasing it.
 
2013-09-05 07:58:34 AM  
Left: Introvert.
Right: Extrovert.
 
2013-09-05 09:29:02 AM  
George, how many licks will it take to get to the center of that beetle?
 
2013-09-05 09:29:44 AM  
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2013-09-05 09:30:27 AM  
Pardon me, chaps. This must be Owl Avenue. I was looking for Blue Jay Way.

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