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2013-09-03 02:18:12 PM
Heisenberg?
 
2013-09-03 02:23:44 PM
"The parcel was left in a flowerbed outside the body's headquarters in Nairobi. "

I'm not sure if that sentence was intentionally ambiguous or not.
 
2013-09-03 02:25:56 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-03 02:39:45 PM
Pain is in the box
 
2013-09-03 02:51:05 PM

naughtyrev: [i.imgur.com image 320x134]


and that pretty much covers it all.
 
2013-09-03 02:57:44 PM
It also included a set of hands, possibly of the jazz variety.  The article failed to specify.
 
2013-09-03 03:21:50 PM
Jack in the box
 
2013-09-03 03:22:08 PM
Packages should be clearly labeled
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-03 03:24:00 PM
He has to send a human head to someone else now?

images.sodahead.com
 
2013-09-03 03:24:35 PM
i567.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-03 03:24:41 PM
static.tvtropes.org
 
2013-09-03 03:25:37 PM
Do you think they threw some packing peanuts in there? Maybe some bubble wrap? I know I would, but I'm pretty OCD when it comes to packaging things.
 
2013-09-03 03:26:33 PM
Unimpressed

www.imfdb.org
 
2013-09-03 03:27:57 PM

FloydA: Packages should be clearly labeled
[i105.photobucket.com image 282x179]


Good think you don't wear wolverines...

naughtyrev: [i.imgur.com image 320x134]


Epic.
 
2013-09-03 03:28:06 PM
GIS for box:
graphics8.nytimes.com

I don't get it.
 
2013-09-03 03:28:30 PM

naughtyrev: [i.imgur.com image 320x134]


i249.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-03 03:29:37 PM

FloydA: Packages should be clearly labeled
[i105.photobucket.com image 282x179]


Schrodinger? Is that you?
 
2013-09-03 03:29:40 PM
I'll take the red snapper, thankyouverymuch.
 
2013-09-03 03:30:13 PM

naughtyrev:


That's just epic...
 
2013-09-03 03:30:34 PM
img.fark.net

Nothing!  Absolutely nothing!  STUPID!  You so STUPID!
 
2013-09-03 03:31:04 PM
i.qkme.me
It's a booger! You so stupid!!!
www.sarahsensei.net
 
2013-09-03 03:31:19 PM

Riche: GIS for box:
[graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x370]

I don't get it.


Box office hit?
 
2013-09-03 03:31:31 PM
I asked Schrodinger.
He just shrugged.
 
2013-09-03 03:31:37 PM

poonesfarm: Do you think they threw some packing peanuts in there? Maybe some bubble wrap? I know I would, but I'm pretty OCD when it comes to packaging things.


Well I hope so. Otherwise that thing would be rolling around in there, bouncing off the sides, getting head juice all over the place.

Peanuts and bubble wrap are the minimum you want to do if you're boxing up a head. Or so I would think.
 
2013-09-03 03:32:28 PM
If they fingerprint the severed hands I bet they can find the Sloth guy before he dies if they hurry.
 
2013-09-03 03:32:49 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Riche: GIS for box:
[graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x370]

I don't get it.

Box office hit?


You lazy bastard Riche.  If you click or mouse over the image, it's titled "Hollywood Rebounds at the Box Office."

The problem is that you don't "get" how to use The Google!  :)
 
2013-09-03 03:33:07 PM
Damn, Se7en came out 18 years ago
 
2013-09-03 03:33:21 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-03 03:34:17 PM

give me doughnuts: I asked Schrodinger.
He just shrugged.


That guy might not have been dead until the box was opened.
 
2013-09-03 03:34:54 PM

xanadian: FloydA: Packages should be clearly labeled
[i105.photobucket.com image 282x179]

Schrodinger? Is that you?


Well, yes and no.
 
2013-09-03 03:34:56 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Damn, Se7en came out 18 years ago


Ha. That means my brother took me to see it in the theater when I was 11. Thanks bro!
 
2013-09-03 03:35:15 PM
Aw how nice. He's helping him out with his own Johnny Longtorso set.

thefwoosh.com

He's LONG!
 
2013-09-03 03:36:49 PM
30.media.tumblr.com

Let's do as many references to pop-culture as possible.
 
2013-09-03 03:37:15 PM
Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.

Vanessa Kensington: No.

Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life.

Vanessa Kensington: No.

Austin Powers: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.

Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.

Austin Powers: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.

Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do.

Austin Powers: Okay.
 
2013-09-03 03:37:30 PM

offacue: give me doughnuts: I asked Schrodinger.
He just shrugged.

That guy might not have been dead until the box was opened.


So you're calling a Ricky Schrodinger's head box? That poor head could have lived for eternity in that box...or not.
 
2013-09-03 03:38:11 PM
www.amothersthoughts.com


www.silverfishlongboarding.com
 
2013-09-03 03:38:42 PM
1) Cut a hole in the box...
 
2013-09-03 03:38:59 PM

darth_badger:


Is that the limit? Like you can only rape things under 40lbs?

/hopes so
//there's a petting zoo next door
///best of both worlds
 
2013-09-03 03:39:53 PM

tetsoushima: [30.media.tumblr.com image 500x374]

Let's do as many references to pop-culture as possible.


i1.ytimg.com
I was just trying to get a head...
 
2013-09-03 03:40:09 PM

Riche: GIS for box:
[graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x370]

I don't get it.



From an article....Hollywood Rebounds at the Box Office
 
2013-09-03 03:40:43 PM
I was thinking...

unleashthefanboy.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-09-03 03:41:35 PM
17f0418678386b4e6860-e4f9fcd924b589d19bf6ccc2802ea9aa.r66.cf1.rackcdn.com
 
2013-09-03 03:43:33 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
You're NESS!
 
2013-09-03 03:44:06 PM
Wow! The studio is really going all out to promote this thing!

concertposter.org
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-09-03 03:44:16 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Riche: GIS for box:
[graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x370]

I don't get it.

Box office hit?


I'd hit this box office.....
iceknightconsulting.com
 
2013-09-03 03:46:27 PM
I told them they should have taken the money.
 
2013-09-03 03:46:48 PM

gja: Satanic_Hamster: Riche: GIS for box:
[graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x370]

I don't get it.

Box office hit?

I'd hit this box office.....
[iceknightconsulting.com image 600x450]


That's not a box office, it's a coontpit.
 
2013-09-03 03:49:14 PM

kaylward: I was thinking...

[unleashthefanboy.s3.amazonaws.com image 425x315]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.

/kaylward should serve as an example to you all
//and the rest of you miserable slackers should be ashamed.
 
2013-09-03 03:49:57 PM
For anything Kenya-related:

OnlyInKenya
 
2013-09-03 03:50:14 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: gja: Satanic_Hamster: Riche: GIS for box:
[graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x370]

I don't get it.

Box office hit?

I'd hit this box office.....
[iceknightconsulting.com image 600x450]

That's not a box office, it's a coontpit.


coontjunction.
 
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