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(Fark)   Hey everyone - the Fark video tab may start looking a little weird here shortly, here's why -Drew   (fark.com) divider line 55
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2013-09-03 12:39:31 PM  
7 votes:

Rev. Skarekroe: Storm?


You know. From the X-Men.
2013-09-03 12:41:26 PM  
6 votes:

KingKauff: Do the needful: Why is a ten year old drinking alcohol?

Gotta start 'em young


He wasn't drinking.  He can't, I need someone to be DD
2013-09-03 12:39:53 PM  
5 votes:
Why is a ten year old drinking alcohol?
2013-09-03 12:38:01 PM  
5 votes:
I can't speak to where this idea actually came from (likely alcohol was a factor) but Storm, who just turned 10 years old, has expressed interest in sprucing up the video tab.  He says it sucks and he has a plan to fix it. 


So, we're gonna activate him as a quasi fark admin here shortly and see what he ends up posting.  The results could be really bizarre, or better, or both.  No idea really. 


At any rate, if the video tab starts to look like we've lost our minds we really haven't, we've just turned it over to a 10 year old. 


Nothing can possibly go wrong with this idea
2013-09-03 02:08:07 PM  
4 votes:
img1.fark.net  Attention Blackvampyr: if you post one more farking newsflash to the Video Tab thing I'm banning your ass permanently -Storm
2013-09-03 12:43:07 PM  
4 votes:
I can see where this is going...

i521.photobucket.com

Drew: Nothing can possibly go wrong with this idea


Many great men have thought this before.
2013-09-03 08:06:46 PM  
3 votes:
Where are the freakin videos?

Is this the calm before the Storm?
2013-09-03 03:43:32 PM  
3 votes:

syrynxx: ManateeGag: atlfarkette: "One day son this will all be yours."

gee....thanks...

No no no.  The response is, "What - the curtains?"



DREW:  One day, lad, all this will be yours!
STORM:  What, the curtains?
DREW:  No, not the curtains, lad.  All that you can see!  Stretched out TFD to the politics tab!  This'll be your kingdom,  lad!
STORM:  But, Mother--
DREW:  Father, I'm Father.
STORM:  But Father, I don't want any of that.
DREW:  Listen, lad.  I've built this site up from nothing.  When I started here, all there was was news sites.  All the kings said I was
             daft to build a site that aggregated the news sites, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em.  It sank into the swamp.  So, I redesigned it. That sank into the                    swamp.  So I redesigned it again.  That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp.  But the fourth one stayed up. An' that's what your gonna get, lad --                the best news aggregation site in these islands.
STORM:  But I don't want any of that -- I'd rather--
DREW:  Rather what?!
STORM:  I'd rather... just...[music] ...sing!
DREW:  Stop that, stop that!  You're not going to do a song while I'm here.  Now listen lad, in twenty minutes you're getting married to
              a girl whose father owns the biggest headline composition firm in Britain.
2013-09-03 01:12:05 PM  
3 votes:
I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU DAD
2013-09-03 12:43:42 PM  
3 votes:
i1151.photobucket.com
And so it begins.
2013-09-03 12:39:59 PM  
3 votes:
I, for one, look forward to hundreds of visual fart jokes.
2013-09-04 12:36:53 AM  
2 votes:
suddenly...

i.imgur.com
2013-09-03 05:16:17 PM  
2 votes:

texdent: Who names their kid Storm?


It's short for "Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All"
2013-09-03 04:00:47 PM  
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-09-03 03:11:45 PM  
2 votes:

atlfarkette: "One day, son, this will all awl be yours."


 216.227.210.69

Pick wisely.
2013-09-03 01:57:32 PM  
2 votes:
Oh, and Drew, because I'm sure this is on everyone's mind, will this mean the GIF limit gets embiggened moar?

i586.photobucket.com
2013-09-03 01:00:38 PM  
2 votes:
I'm glad I'm not a moderator. I would feel pretty down if I got told a 10 year old could do my job.
2013-09-03 01:00:26 PM  
2 votes:
www.playhousechallenge.com
Fart vid - GREEN *click*
Kitty vid - GREEN *click*
Puppy vid - GREEN *click*
Dad puking at the strip club vid - STORED for blackmail purposes *click*
2013-09-03 12:52:47 PM  
2 votes:
I can't imagine the levels of cynicism that a 10 year old who reads Fark threads must harbor.
2013-09-03 12:45:46 PM  
2 votes:
I've always said a ten year old could run this place; now we have a ten year old.

See?
2013-09-03 12:45:02 PM  
2 votes:

xanadian: Christ, Drew, you have a mutant as offspring?  HOW COOL IS THAT


my middle kid has jedi mind powers too - he really does

my youngest's superpower is being unconvinced, which is a surprisingly effective superpower because it makes people fall all over themselves trying to change her opinion
2013-09-03 12:44:59 PM  
2 votes:
As the moral compass of all things Fark, and though I probably need not mention it, let's work to keep the intellectual and behavioral standard here at the appropriate 10 year old/5th grade level.
2013-09-03 12:43:51 PM  
2 votes:
Sounds like an interesting way to learn all that's wrong with your kid.
2013-09-03 12:42:56 PM  
2 votes:
I'd actually like to see him start greenlighting threads.

Every submission of mine would include the word 'fart'.
2013-09-03 12:41:25 PM  
2 votes:

Drew: we've just turned it over to a 10 year old.


I think the world would be a far more interesting and fun place if this happened more often.
2013-09-03 12:41:05 PM  
2 votes:
So we can expect lots of videos about minecraft?
2013-09-03 12:40:52 PM  
2 votes:

Do the needful: Why is a ten year old drinking alcohol?


Gotta start 'em young
2013-09-03 12:39:47 PM  
2 votes:

Drew: I can't speak to where this idea actually came from (likely alcohol was a factor) but Storm, who just turned 10 years old, has expressed interest in sprucing up the video tab.  He says it sucks and he has a plan to fix it.


I hope you're letting him drink the good stuff.
2013-09-03 06:16:50 PM  
1 votes:
i44.tinypic.com
2013-09-03 04:57:40 PM  
1 votes:
Hey Drew. STFU, and send me a case of beer. Cheep bastard.
2013-09-03 04:14:44 PM  
1 votes:
Well make with the videos, kid.
2013-09-03 02:20:41 PM  
1 votes:
It's days like this that I stash a bottle of bourbon in the office
2013-09-03 01:15:29 PM  
1 votes:
Calling CPS. No child should be exposed to Total Farkers.
2013-09-03 01:05:13 PM  
1 votes:
I... Had no idea Drew had a kid. Let alone three. Interesting.
2013-09-03 01:03:11 PM  
1 votes:

xanadian: middleoftheday: Let him loose on the politics tab!

(Some Kid)    [FAIL]    Obama is a big doo-doo head.  Discuss   (378)


how is that different from what we get now?
2013-09-03 12:59:51 PM  
1 votes:

atlfarkette: somedude210: Starryeyes: This kid has the entirety of the internet at his disposal, let's not send him into the pit of despair quite yet.

we need to set him right. set him loose there after we have him watch the most vile videos on the internet

lemon party, 2girls1cup, the Republican National Convention. All the horror that the internet can provide

I have a feeling this poor kid is about to lose his innocence. So long childhood.


I imagine him in counseling for PTSD at 13 years old mumbling "I've seen some sh*t, man. Some real crazy stuff. You don't know what it's like. You haven't seen the things I've seen."
2013-09-03 12:59:27 PM  
1 votes:

atlfarkette: I have a feeling this poor kid is about to lose his innocence. So long childhood.


as a child of Drew, is there really any innocence to lose?
2013-09-03 12:58:44 PM  
1 votes:

EviLincoln: Now every creeper on the site is submitting the skeeviest stuff to the video tab. . .


so at least that part won't change.
2013-09-03 12:54:16 PM  
1 votes:

somedude210: Starryeyes: This kid has the entirety of the internet at his disposal, let's not send him into the pit of despair quite yet.

we need to set him right. set him loose there after we have him watch the most vile videos on the internet

lemon party, 2girls1cup, the Republican National Convention. All the horror that the internet can provide


DREW I AM COMING OVER TO TURN OFF YOUR INTERNET. IT IS SAFER THIS WAY.
2013-09-03 12:53:10 PM  
1 votes:

Starryeyes: This kid has the entirety of the internet at his disposal, let's not send him into the pit of despair quite yet.


we need to set him right. set him loose there after we have him watch the most vile videos on the internet

lemon party, 2girls1cup, the Republican National Convention. All the horror that the internet can provide
2013-09-03 12:53:02 PM  
1 votes:

Solty Dog: If this goes over well, I think an entire site redesign from the Fark youth might be refreshing.


Be careful what you wish for... it's definitely occurred to us
2013-09-03 12:52:55 PM  
1 votes:
Oh, FFS...there's a post with "penis" in it already!

The kid is a prodigy!
2013-09-03 12:49:08 PM  
1 votes:
"When was the last time you got socks for Christmas and how did you react"?
2013-09-03 12:49:07 PM  
1 votes:
My Dad wouldn't even let me hold the remote at ten...
2013-09-03 12:48:07 PM  
1 votes:

Nana's Vibrator: As the moral compass of all things Fark, and though I probably need not mention it, let's work to keep the intellectual and behavioral standard here at the appropriate 10 year old/5th grade level.


So you're telling us we need to get smarter?
2013-09-03 12:47:36 PM  
1 votes:
God help us all.
2013-09-03 12:47:01 PM  
1 votes:
Let him loose on the politics tab!
2013-09-03 12:46:25 PM  
1 votes:
Nothing but twerking videos, allllll the way down.
2013-09-03 12:44:55 PM  
1 votes:
Storm, you've posted nothing but gore videos and ICP music.

"I know, dad......I know."
2013-09-03 12:44:33 PM  
1 votes:
Awesome.  50 links per day to Minecraft videos.

/Good luck, Storm.  We're all counting on you.
//Ask your Dad about the reference.  And the onion on his belt.
2013-09-03 12:43:49 PM  
1 votes:
Bah, nepotism.
2013-09-03 12:42:55 PM  
1 votes:

Drew: KingKauff: Do the needful: Why is a ten year old drinking alcohol?

Gotta start 'em young

He wasn't drinking.  He can't, I need someone to be DD


TFD definitely needs more DDs.
2013-09-03 12:41:38 PM  
1 votes:

Shostie: Rev. Skarekroe: Storm?

You know. From the X-Men.


She's 10 years old.  Must be the one from the X-Babies.

static.comicvine.com
2013-09-03 12:41:17 PM  
1 votes:
As long as he refrains from posting an entire queue's worth of Rammstein videos everything should be ok.
2013-09-03 12:38:36 PM  
1 votes:
Storm?
 
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