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(Fark)   Hey everyone - the Fark video tab may start looking a little weird here shortly, here's why -Drew   (fark.com) divider line 254
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-09-03 01:52:22 PM
Does he get a commission on ad revenue from his submissions?
 
2013-09-03 01:53:04 PM
Who names their kid Storm?
 
2013-09-03 01:53:44 PM

I_C_Weener: video man: Drew: Solty Dog: If this goes over well, I think an entire site redesign from the Fark youth might be refreshing.

Be careful what you wish for... it's definitely occurred to us

As one of TFD's youngest members, I approve of this.

I pray to God we never end up with a Twerking Tab.


It's ok, I am the oldest 20 year old you will ever meet.
 
2013-09-03 01:56:38 PM

I_C_Weener: Drew: Lucky LaRue: Drew: Lucky LaRue: The fact that the Video tab content looks no different says a lot about the Fark admins..

he hasn't started yet

Will he be posting content he selects himself, or will he be choosing from the content we submit (or a little of both)?

posting stuff he selects himself.  Should be radically different than the usual stuff we have here - although as others have suspected, I figure there's gonna be a lot of cat and minecraft videos

If you need ideas on OneDirection videos, I have a 16 year old girl who'd love to help.


#NOPE
 
2013-09-03 01:57:32 PM
Oh, and Drew, because I'm sure this is on everyone's mind, will this mean the GIF limit gets embiggened moar?

i586.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-03 02:01:25 PM

video man: Drew: Solty Dog: If this goes over well, I think an entire site redesign from the Fark youth might be refreshing.

Be careful what you wish for... it's definitely occurred to us

As one of TFD's youngest members, I approve of this.


Oh, I meant the children of Farkers. They all could have cool X-Men usernames, too.
 
2013-09-03 02:04:16 PM

atlfarkette: If the video tab traffic goes up will you give him a raise? Or is this more like a child slave labor kind of situation?


Yeah, I think we're going to need to see his W4 and long-form birth certificate.
 
2013-09-03 02:06:06 PM

Old_Chief_Scott: Well, Drew, *I* for one applaud this. Too many young people these days are playing those video games and running around malls instead of buckling down and producing. Hell, you and the wife should pop out a couple more kids and before you know it you have your brand spanking new Moderation and Administrative team. Win/win baby!


Do NOT listen to this man. Everything he says is a cunning plan to snare the gullible... He IS who Ackbar was talking about!

www.macmeisters.com
 
2013-09-03 02:08:07 PM
img1.fark.net  Attention Blackvampyr: if you post one more farking newsflash to the Video Tab thing I'm banning your ass permanently -Storm
 
2013-09-03 02:10:47 PM

Ponzholio: [img1.fark.net image 54x11]  Attention Blackvampyr: if you post one more farking newsflash to the Video Tab thing I'm banning your ass permanently -Storm


Lol, Golf Clap!
 
2013-09-03 02:13:47 PM

atlfarkette: "One day son this will all be yours."


gee....thanks...
 
2013-09-03 02:14:59 PM

Ponzholio: [img1.fark.net image 54x11]  Attention Blackvampyr: if you post one more farking newsflash to the Video Tab thing I'm banning your ass permanently -Storm


I want to have your babbies
 
2013-09-03 02:15:37 PM

ManateeGag: atlfarkette: "One day son this will all be yours."

gee....thanks...


No no no.  The response is, "What - the curtains?"
 
2013-09-03 02:19:00 PM
Whatever it is, I'm sure it will ruin Fark forever, and nobody will be able to get over it.
 
2013-09-03 02:20:41 PM
It's days like this that I stash a bottle of bourbon in the office
 
2013-09-03 02:21:14 PM

texdent: Who names their kid Storm?


Drew, apparently.  It was probably the only Fark handle left, so he had to go with that.  Makes sense in a farky kind of way.
 
2013-09-03 03:03:32 PM

SecretAgentWoman: Gig103: Storm is 10? That makes me feel like an old timer, even though I'm not by any stretch of Fark timeline.

Yeah, wasn't he born last year?


If it were binary, yes.

Storm Curtis is someone who, presumably, will grow up to race cars.

Based on my name, on the other hand, will grow up to be one of the really nerd apostles. (Though I assume all those positions have been filled).
 
2013-09-03 03:11:45 PM

atlfarkette: "One day, son, this will all awl be yours."


 216.227.210.69

Pick wisely.
 
2013-09-03 03:14:28 PM

phlegmmo: atlfarkette: "One day, son, this will all awl be yours."

 [216.227.210.69 image 526x194]

Pick wisely.


A chip off the old block.
 
2013-09-03 03:23:14 PM

Drew: At any rate, if the video tab starts to look like we've lost our minds we really haven't, we've just turned it over to a 10 year old.


Having a son named Storm will eliminate any doubt.
 
2013-09-03 03:26:57 PM
I hope the lawyers are well-paid.  10-year-olds can do some serious damage.
 
2013-09-03 03:36:28 PM
Wow ten years old already.  I remember when....
 
2013-09-03 03:40:32 PM
Lol, totally cool with that.
 
2013-09-03 03:41:09 PM
Best.Idea.Evar
 
2013-09-03 03:43:32 PM

syrynxx: ManateeGag: atlfarkette: "One day son this will all be yours."

gee....thanks...

No no no.  The response is, "What - the curtains?"



DREW:  One day, lad, all this will be yours!
STORM:  What, the curtains?
DREW:  No, not the curtains, lad.  All that you can see!  Stretched out TFD to the politics tab!  This'll be your kingdom,  lad!
STORM:  But, Mother--
DREW:  Father, I'm Father.
STORM:  But Father, I don't want any of that.
DREW:  Listen, lad.  I've built this site up from nothing.  When I started here, all there was was news sites.  All the kings said I was
             daft to build a site that aggregated the news sites, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em.  It sank into the swamp.  So, I redesigned it. That sank into the                    swamp.  So I redesigned it again.  That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp.  But the fourth one stayed up. An' that's what your gonna get, lad --                the best news aggregation site in these islands.
STORM:  But I don't want any of that -- I'd rather--
DREW:  Rather what?!
STORM:  I'd rather... just...[music] ...sing!
DREW:  Stop that, stop that!  You're not going to do a song while I'm here.  Now listen lad, in twenty minutes you're getting married to
              a girl whose father owns the biggest headline composition firm in Britain.
 
2013-09-03 03:49:31 PM

Lor M. Ipsum: It's days like this that I stash a bottle of bourbon in the office


Days ending in 'y'?
 
2013-09-03 03:52:54 PM
So the video tab will soon be:

Fat people falling down
Fail compilations
Animal tricks
Extreme sport wipe outs
Bad Lip Read takes
 
2013-09-03 04:00:47 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-03 04:05:03 PM
Drew, does that mean that... umm, you let him rove on you tube?

Hope the safe search is on...

Zoochosis: Thanks, Smokey!
 
2013-09-03 04:05:26 PM
He's 10?  But he was just born!  Crap I'm old.  I've been around fark for a while, but I didn't realize how long the "while" was....
 
2013-09-03 04:07:45 PM
Promises, promises...
 
2013-09-03 04:08:12 PM

xanadian: Banned on the Run: Awesome.  50 links per day to Minecraft videos.


Drew:  is your son part of the Sky Army???

/fathers of Minecraft-obsessed kids will get this


My kids minecraft-obsessed, but I don't let her online yet, so is that an addon?

/360 version at the moment, haven't given her access to my pc version.
//looking at some skins for her to have fun with.
 
2013-09-03 04:11:47 PM

Unoriginal_Username: xanadian: Banned on the Run: Awesome.  50 links per day to Minecraft videos.


Drew:  is your son part of the Sky Army???

/fathers of Minecraft-obsessed kids will get this

My kids minecraft-obsessed, but I don't let her online yet, so is that an addon?

/360 version at the moment, haven't given her access to my pc version.
//looking at some skins for her to have fun with.


There's a YouTube-r out there that calls himself "Sky," and his buds are known as "Sky Army."  He does reviews and critiques of the various Minecraft addons that are out there (amongst other things).  He introduced my son (and, by proxy, me) to the weather mod.  TORNADOES!!!!11!!
 
2013-09-03 04:14:44 PM
Well make with the videos, kid.
 
2013-09-03 04:17:10 PM
Waiting for the nerf coated hammer to drop...I see nothing.  We demand results kid.  Welcome to the real world!

\good luck
\\you're gonna need it.
 
2013-09-03 04:20:10 PM
Release him on the the Politics tab. Might be more intelligent than the Farklibs on there.
 
2013-09-03 04:22:40 PM
i1089.photobucket.com
So.  We're taking a step up in quality.
 
2013-09-03 04:27:10 PM
I have a 10-year-old.

This could be a terrible idea.

/we're all counting you Storm
 
2013-09-03 04:32:03 PM

Drew: posting stuff he selects himself.  Should be radically different than the usual stuff we have here - although as others have suspected, I figure there's gonna be a lot of cat and minecraft videos


Bungholes as far as the eye can see
 
2013-09-03 04:36:42 PM
as long as he doesn't conceive of fark.tv 2.0, it probably couldn't get worse.
 
2013-09-03 04:37:20 PM
Fine, I guess I'll ask...

What's his handle?
 
2013-09-03 04:45:32 PM

bulldg4life: Drew: posting stuff he selects himself.  Should be radically different than the usual stuff we have here - although as others have suspected, I figure there's gonna be a lot of cat and minecraft videos

Bungholes as far as the eye can see


i232.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-03 04:45:58 PM
Ok ill bite.
 
2013-09-03 04:50:44 PM
Have him admin Main on Mondays & Tuesdays.

Couldn't do any worse than whoever's attempting to do it now.
 
2013-09-03 04:50:46 PM

KingKauff: Drew: Solty Dog: If this goes over well, I think an entire site redesign from the Fark youth might be refreshing.

Be careful what you wish for... it's definitely occurred to us

We'll get over it




*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-09-03 04:57:40 PM
Hey Drew. STFU, and send me a case of beer. Cheep bastard.
 
2013-09-03 04:57:57 PM

middleoftheday: Let him loose on the politics tab!


A 10 year old would be way to mature for that tab.
 
2013-09-03 05:00:56 PM
This video should be greenlit every morning on the video tab.
 
Bf+
2013-09-03 05:11:03 PM
So, we can look forward to obviously-fake, old-as-shiat youtube videos hosted by crappy websites?
How will I even recognize it as Fark?
 
2013-09-03 05:16:17 PM

texdent: Who names their kid Storm?


It's short for "Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All"
 
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