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(Fark)   Hey everyone - the Fark video tab may start looking a little weird here shortly, here's why -Drew   (fark.com) divider line 254
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2013-09-03 01:00:48 PM
I can't think of any way to suck up to you that hasn't already been used. Sorry.
 
2013-09-03 01:02:39 PM

xanadian: EviLincoln: Now every creeper on the site is submitting the skeeviest stuff to the video tab. . .

There will always be one or two assholes that will spoil things.  Point is to stay on top of them and hammer them when they step out of line.  I'm also pretty sure Drew and/or Mrs. Drew are keeping a close eye on things, too.


I'm sure they do.
 
2013-09-03 01:02:41 PM
Drew: I can't speak to where this idea actually came from (likely alcohol was a factor) but Storm, who just turned 10 years old, has expressed interest in sprucing up the video tab.  He says it sucks and he has a plan to fix it. 


So, we're gonna activate him as a quasi fark admin here shortly and see what he ends up posting.  The results could be really bizarre, or better, or both.  No idea really. 


At any rate, if the video tab starts to look like we've lost our minds we really haven't, we've just turned it over to a 10 year old.


Well, at least it's going to be better then what some people submit to the mainpage.
 
2013-09-03 01:02:54 PM

EviLincoln: I can't think of any way to suck up to you that hasn't already been used. Sorry.


Buy him a beer
 
2013-09-03 01:03:11 PM

xanadian: middleoftheday: Let him loose on the politics tab!

(Some Kid)    [FAIL]    Obama is a big doo-doo head.  Discuss   (378)


how is that different from what we get now?
 
2013-09-03 01:04:50 PM

middleoftheday: Let him loose on the politics tab!


No, no, we don't want him to become jaded before he's actually a teenager
 
2013-09-03 01:05:13 PM
I... Had no idea Drew had a kid. Let alone three. Interesting.
 
2013-09-03 01:05:45 PM
I think this should be a monthly tradition.
 
2013-09-03 01:06:16 PM

Drew: At any rate, if the video tab starts to look like we've lost our minds we really haven't, we've just turned it over to a 10 year old


It's executive decisions like these that make your site great.
 
2013-09-03 01:07:46 PM

Trillian Astra: I... Had no idea Drew had a kid. Let alone three. Interesting.


Two sons and a daughter.
 
2013-09-03 01:08:01 PM
Storm is 10? That makes me feel like an old timer, even though I'm not by any stretch of Fark timeline.
 
2013-09-03 01:08:19 PM
I don't know what else to add here, so does anyone want to buy me a pair of $800 shoes?
 
2013-09-03 01:09:20 PM

Gig103: Storm is 10? That makes me feel like an old timer, even though I'm not by any stretch of Fark timeline.


Yeah, wasn't he born last year?
 
2013-09-03 01:09:47 PM
Isn't it against the FArQ to be under 13 on here?
 
2013-09-03 01:10:18 PM
personally...I'm thinking about calling children's services...
 
2013-09-03 01:10:38 PM

logieal: Isn't it against the FArQ to be under 13 on here?


the rules don't apply to the guy who owns the place.
 
2013-09-03 01:11:07 PM

Starryeyes: I don't know what else to add here, so does anyone want to buy me a pair of $800 shoes?


What sort of shoes?
 
2013-09-03 01:11:58 PM

mitchcumstein1: Starryeyes: I don't know what else to add here, so does anyone want to buy me a pair of $800 shoes?

What sort of shoes?


Marc Jacobs t-strap black heels.
 
2013-09-03 01:12:05 PM
I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU DAD
 
2013-09-03 01:12:27 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Two sons and a daughter.


I gathered as much.
 
2013-09-03 01:12:41 PM

Starryeyes: I don't know what else to add here, so does anyone want to buy me a pair of $800 shoes?


I know someone from the Boston area who has a shoe problem, and she doesn't have to pay for most of them.  Instead, she has an agreement with a guy that he will pay for her shoes as long as takes pictures and posts them on her blog.  Did you try that route?  Doesn't seem creepy at all.
 
2013-09-03 01:14:27 PM

Starryeyes: I don't know what else to add here, so does anyone want to buy me a pair of $800 shoes?


Same here, except my shoes dont' cost anywhere near $800. I just need a couple of work shoes. Probably cost $100 for both
 
2013-09-03 01:14:31 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Starryeyes: I don't know what else to add here, so does anyone want to buy me a pair of $800 shoes?

I know someone from the Boston area who has a shoe problem, and she doesn't have to pay for most of them.  Instead, she has an agreement with a guy that he will pay for her shoes as long as takes pictures and posts them on her blog.  Did you try that route?  Doesn't seem creepy at all.


Sounds totally legit.
 
2013-09-03 01:14:33 PM
This is delightful.
 
2013-09-03 01:14:34 PM
Wine. And bourbon. And Stella. And that weird damn mandarin thing made this the most excellent idea ever. And I, for one, welcome our new ten year old video overlord.
Bring on Axe Cop, Storm!
 
2013-09-03 01:15:09 PM

Starryeyes: mitchcumstein1: Starryeyes: I don't know what else to add here, so does anyone want to buy me a pair of $800 shoes?

What sort of shoes?

Marc Jacobs t-strap black heels.


I know this will make me sound like a stereotypical dude, but what the f*ck can possibly be in a pair of shoes that makes them cost $800? Is there some sort of precious metal involved? Diamonds?
 
2013-09-03 01:15:28 PM

Starryeyes: mitchcumstein1: Starryeyes: I don't know what else to add here, so does anyone want to buy me a pair of $800 shoes?

What sort of shoes?

Marc Jacobs t-strap black heels.


And what do you need them for?
 
2013-09-03 01:15:29 PM
Calling CPS. No child should be exposed to Total Farkers.
 
2013-09-03 01:16:38 PM

Shaggydum80: Starryeyes: mitchcumstein1: Starryeyes: I don't know what else to add here, so does anyone want to buy me a pair of $800 shoes?

What sort of shoes?

Marc Jacobs t-strap black heels.

I know this will make me sound like a stereotypical dude, but what the f*ck can possibly be in a pair of shoes that makes them cost $800? Is there some sort of precious metal involved? Diamonds?


I assume crack.  I think this should be the first video investigation that Storm highlights:

[Video] What the hell kind of drugs is Jimmy Choo selling?
 
2013-09-03 01:17:58 PM

Shaggydum80: Starryeyes: mitchcumstein1: Starryeyes: I don't know what else to add here, so does anyone want to buy me a pair of $800 shoes?

What sort of shoes?

Marc Jacobs t-strap black heels.

I know this will make me sound like a stereotypical dude, but what the f*ck can possibly be in a pair of shoes that makes them cost $800? Is there some sort of precious metal involved? Diamonds?


they are $20 shoes with a $780 label
 
2013-09-03 01:17:59 PM
Can I get in line for a Chloe bag? Only $1,200!
 
2013-09-03 01:18:29 PM
It's cool to get your kid involved in the site, just warn them against those LP folk, they cray cray.
 
2013-09-03 01:20:56 PM
*cough cough nepotism tab cough*
 
2013-09-03 01:21:26 PM
It can't be any worse than it already is
 
2013-09-03 01:22:05 PM
Ugg... I feel old, I remember when he was born.
 
2013-09-03 01:22:48 PM

basemetal: It's cool to get your kid involved in the site, just warn them against those LP folk, they cray cray.


This^^^
 
2013-09-03 01:25:04 PM

Al_Ed: I think this is a completely AWESOME idea! :D


When he's done with the Video tab, can we have him look at the Politics tab...and TFD...and then....CATURDAY!!!!
 
2013-09-03 01:25:29 PM
"One day son this will all be yours."
 
2013-09-03 01:25:34 PM
Which admin is getting the boot?
 
2013-09-03 01:29:21 PM

leftyblonde: basemetal: It's cool to get your kid involved in the site, just warn them against those LP folk, they cray cray.

This^^^


Sparkles.
 
2013-09-03 01:36:53 PM
The fact that the Video tab content looks no different says a lot about the Fark admins..
 
2013-09-03 01:37:56 PM

atlfarkette: "One day son this will all be yours."


"What, the curtains?"
 
2013-09-03 01:40:00 PM

Lucky LaRue: The fact that the Video tab content looks no different says a lot about the Fark admins..


he hasn't started yet
 
2013-09-03 01:40:55 PM

Lucky LaRue: The fact that the Video tab content looks no different says a lot about the Fark admins..


This si going green a bit after 3, I'd expect that's when the experiment will go live.
 
2013-09-03 01:42:13 PM

Drew: Lucky LaRue: The fact that the Video tab content looks no different says a lot about the Fark admins..

he hasn't started yet


Will he be posting content he selects himself, or will he be choosing from the content we submit (or a little of both)?
 
2013-09-03 01:42:16 PM

Drew: Solty Dog: If this goes over well, I think an entire site redesign from the Fark youth might be refreshing.

Be careful what you wish for... it's definitely occurred to us


As one of TFD's youngest members, I approve of this.
 
2013-09-03 01:45:14 PM

video man: Drew: Solty Dog: If this goes over well, I think an entire site redesign from the Fark youth might be refreshing.

Be careful what you wish for... it's definitely occurred to us

As one of TFD's youngest members, I approve of this.


I pray to God we never end up with a Twerking Tab.
 
2013-09-03 01:45:48 PM

Lucky LaRue: Drew: Lucky LaRue: The fact that the Video tab content looks no different says a lot about the Fark admins..

he hasn't started yet

Will he be posting content he selects himself, or will he be choosing from the content we submit (or a little of both)?


posting stuff he selects himself.  Should be radically different than the usual stuff we have here - although as others have suspected, I figure there's gonna be a lot of cat and minecraft videos
 
2013-09-03 01:48:06 PM
If the video tab traffic goes up will you give him a raise? Or is this more like a child slave labor kind of situation?
 
2013-09-03 01:50:23 PM

Drew: Lucky LaRue: Drew: Lucky LaRue: The fact that the Video tab content looks no different says a lot about the Fark admins..

he hasn't started yet

Will he be posting content he selects himself, or will he be choosing from the content we submit (or a little of both)?

posting stuff he selects himself.  Should be radically different than the usual stuff we have here - although as others have suspected, I figure there's gonna be a lot of cat and minecraft videos


If you need ideas on OneDirection videos, I have a 16 year old girl who'd love to help.
 
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