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2013-09-03 12:48:07 PM

Nana's Vibrator: As the moral compass of all things Fark, and though I probably need not mention it, let's work to keep the intellectual and behavioral standard here at the appropriate 10 year old/5th grade level.


So you're telling us we need to get smarter?
 
2013-09-03 12:48:12 PM

xanadian: Drew: Nothing can possibly go wrong with this idea

Having a 10-year-old of my own, I'm betting it'll be awesome.

EviLincoln: So we can expect lots of videos about minecraft?

Like I was saying.  Having a 10-year-old of my own......


OMG MINECRAFT
 
2013-09-03 12:48:24 PM

middleoftheday: Let him loose on the politics tab!


(Some Kid)    [FAIL]    Obama is a big doo-doo head.  Discuss   (378)
 
2013-09-03 12:49:07 PM
My Dad wouldn't even let me hold the remote at ten...
 
2013-09-03 12:49:08 PM
"When was the last time you got socks for Christmas and how did you react"?
 
2013-09-03 12:49:12 PM

drkdstryer: Actually, Drew, you should give him the pseudo-admin rights for TFD and let him run amok here for a few hours.


now that I would love to see

wait! I got it! Have him write AnonDIT!
 
2013-09-03 12:49:52 PM
If I was in charge of it, I'd just post Nyan Waits.  Over and over again.
 
2013-09-03 12:50:17 PM

somedude210: drkdstryer: Actually, Drew, you should give him the pseudo-admin rights for TFD and let him run amok here for a few hours.

now that I would love to see

wait! I got it! Have him write AnonDIT!


This kid has the entirety of the internet at his disposal, let's not send him into the pit of despair quite yet.
 
2013-09-03 12:50:23 PM
What hath God wrought
 
2013-09-03 12:50:27 PM
You should give him admin rights to the Politics tab while you're at it.
 
2013-09-03 12:50:45 PM
"Homework sucks, amirite"?
 
2013-09-03 12:51:26 PM

MissFeasance: What hath God wrought


Oh the folly of it all! The HUBRIS!
 
2013-09-03 12:51:28 PM

Al_Ed: "When was the last time you got socks for Christmas and how did you react"?


Honestly, that sounds like a thread that's probably been submitted to TFD at least a few times.

This sounds fantastic, though... I hardly ever check the video tab, but I will now.
 
2013-09-03 12:51:39 PM
Wouldn't it be amusing if Storm uses this as a wedge for a hostile takeover of Fark?
 
2013-09-03 12:51:39 PM
*checks the video tab so I'll know when it is "different"*
 
2013-09-03 12:51:49 PM
2016: Boobies tab gets makeover.
 
2013-09-03 12:52:07 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Wait, there's a video tab?


farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-09-03 12:52:20 PM
If this goes over well, I think an entire site redesign from the Fark youth might be refreshing.
 
2013-09-03 12:52:21 PM

Do the needful: My Dad wouldn't even let me hold the remote at ten...


My dad let me drive the company jeep at 10.  On top of a mountain.  It was also a stick shift.  My 16-year-old cousin was with me at the time.  I'm pretty sure he shiat his pants at one point.

Cool story, bro.
 
2013-09-03 12:52:26 PM

oldfarthenry: Wouldn't it be amusing if Storm uses this as a wedge for a hostile takeover of Fark?


I'd not dare oppose him.

TEAM STORM COUP
 
2013-09-03 12:52:33 PM
There's a 'Video' tab?
 
2013-09-03 12:52:42 PM

drkdstryer: Actually, Drew, you should give him the pseudo-admin rights for TFD and let him run amok here for a few hours.


I can see it now, it's beautiful
 
2013-09-03 12:52:43 PM
Awesome, minors in control of Fark video's.  Cat clips and dog shiats galore.
 
2013-09-03 12:52:47 PM
I can't imagine the levels of cynicism that a 10 year old who reads Fark threads must harbor.
 
2013-09-03 12:52:55 PM
Oh, FFS...there's a post with "penis" in it already!

The kid is a prodigy!
 
2013-09-03 12:53:02 PM

Solty Dog: If this goes over well, I think an entire site redesign from the Fark youth might be refreshing.


Be careful what you wish for... it's definitely occurred to us
 
2013-09-03 12:53:10 PM

Starryeyes: This kid has the entirety of the internet at his disposal, let's not send him into the pit of despair quite yet.


we need to set him right. set him loose there after we have him watch the most vile videos on the internet

lemon party, 2girls1cup, the Republican National Convention. All the horror that the internet can provide
 
2013-09-03 12:53:29 PM
Odd, I thought he was already doing that.
 
2013-09-03 12:53:43 PM

middleoftheday: Al_Ed: "When was the last time you got socks for Christmas and how did you react"?

Honestly, that sounds like a thread that's probably been submitted to TFD at least a few times.


Sadly, you are correct...
 
2013-09-03 12:54:16 PM

somedude210: Starryeyes: This kid has the entirety of the internet at his disposal, let's not send him into the pit of despair quite yet.

we need to set him right. set him loose there after we have him watch the most vile videos on the internet

lemon party, 2girls1cup, the Republican National Convention. All the horror that the internet can provide


DREW I AM COMING OVER TO TURN OFF YOUR INTERNET. IT IS SAFER THIS WAY.
 
2013-09-03 12:54:20 PM

Drew: Solty Dog: If this goes over well, I think an entire site redesign from the Fark youth might be refreshing.

Be careful what you wish for... it's definitely occurred to us


That might actually be pretty cool right around the holiday season.  Do it for a day or two.  Or a week around Xmas.
 
2013-09-03 12:54:37 PM

drkdstryer: oldfarthenry: Wouldn't it be amusing if Storm uses this as a wedge for a hostile takeover of Fark?

I'd not dare oppose him.

TEAM STORM COUP


We should choose an exile nation for Drew - someplace where you can buy 15 beers for $5.
 
2013-09-03 12:55:00 PM

Drew: Solty Dog: If this goes over well, I think an entire site redesign from the Fark youth might be refreshing.

Be careful what you wish for... it's definitely occurred to us


We'll get over it
 
2013-09-03 12:55:02 PM

somedude210: Starryeyes: This kid has the entirety of the internet at his disposal, let's not send him into the pit of despair quite yet.

we need to set him right. set him loose there after we have him watch the most vile videos on the internet

lemon party, 2girls1cup, the Republican National Convention. All the horror that the internet can provide


You forgot brony videos.
 
2013-09-03 12:55:26 PM

oldfarthenry: I, for one, look forward to hundreds of visual fart jokes.


So you're saying that nothing is actually changing?
 
2013-09-03 12:55:54 PM

xanadian: You forgot brony videos.


i didn't. We don't speak of the brony videos...

/not since that day....
 
2013-09-03 12:56:15 PM

somedude210: Starryeyes: This kid has the entirety of the internet at his disposal, let's not send him into the pit of despair quite yet.

we need to set him right. set him loose there after we have him watch the most vile videos on the internet

lemon party, 2girls1cup, the Republican National Convention. All the horror that the internet can provide


I have a feeling this poor kid is about to lose his innocence. So long childhood.
 
2013-09-03 12:57:18 PM
Well, Drew, *I* for one applaud this. Too many young people these days are playing those video games and running around malls instead of buckling down and producing. Hell, you and the wife should pop out a couple more kids and before you know it you have your brand spanking new Moderation and Administrative team. Win/win baby!
 
2013-09-03 12:57:18 PM
I think you guys don't really grasp what a 10 year old has probably already seen on the internet. Like, the implication here is that he already reads at least some of Fark, you know?
 
2013-09-03 12:58:09 PM
Now every creeper on the site is submitting the skeeviest stuff to the video tab. . .
 
2013-09-03 12:58:44 PM

EviLincoln: Now every creeper on the site is submitting the skeeviest stuff to the video tab. . .


so at least that part won't change.
 
2013-09-03 12:58:46 PM
Oh Snap!  Drew just called his largest demographic old and wants to kick us to the curb.  We done been told!  We need to change our personalities to make the site more attractive to newcomers!  Like when Peter Brady tried to be like Humphrey Bogar..dammit!
 
2013-09-03 12:58:53 PM
I'm glad it's just your kid being put in charge for a while, Drew. I saw the headline and figured that you were just going to set up the video tab to just go to buzzfeed. com
 
2013-09-03 12:59:24 PM
I had to google Nyan Waits.

Dammit I love the internet.
 
2013-09-03 12:59:27 PM

atlfarkette: I have a feeling this poor kid is about to lose his innocence. So long childhood.


as a child of Drew, is there really any innocence to lose?
 
2013-09-03 12:59:44 PM

flucto: EviLincoln: Now every creeper on the site is submitting the skeeviest stuff to the video tab. . .

so at least that part won't change.


True
 
2013-09-03 12:59:51 PM

atlfarkette: somedude210: Starryeyes: This kid has the entirety of the internet at his disposal, let's not send him into the pit of despair quite yet.

we need to set him right. set him loose there after we have him watch the most vile videos on the internet

lemon party, 2girls1cup, the Republican National Convention. All the horror that the internet can provide

I have a feeling this poor kid is about to lose his innocence. So long childhood.


I imagine him in counseling for PTSD at 13 years old mumbling "I've seen some sh*t, man. Some real crazy stuff. You don't know what it's like. You haven't seen the things I've seen."
 
2013-09-03 01:00:13 PM

EviLincoln: Now every creeper on the site is submitting the skeeviest stuff to the video tab. . .


There will always be one or two assholes that will spoil things.  Point is to stay on top of them and hammer them when they step out of line.  I'm also pretty sure Drew and/or Mrs. Drew are keeping a close eye on things, too.
 
2013-09-03 01:00:26 PM
www.playhousechallenge.com
Fart vid - GREEN *click*
Kitty vid - GREEN *click*
Puppy vid - GREEN *click*
Dad puking at the strip club vid - STORED for blackmail purposes *click*
 
2013-09-03 01:00:38 PM
I'm glad I'm not a moderator. I would feel pretty down if I got told a 10 year old could do my job.
 
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