Vitamin Pb: If you can can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball![carolramsey.net image 800x346]
Dr Dreidel: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 320x240]// can't find the scene
Millennium: Where was it, then? The Conservatory? The Billiard Room?
rickythepenguin: Authorities say the incident ratcheted up quickly.PD called out the vice grip squad.Authorities searcehd for witnesses, but no one saw anything.When the police responded, they noted this was the real thing, not a drillPOlice hammered home the message that this will not be tolerated.Police searched for a suspect, but he bolted.The body had been wiped clean of clues, meaning a washer was involved.Police said the scene was suspect, meanign something was not on the level.Police will be placing adze with a drawing of the suspect.Police are keeping a file on the crime.aaaaaaaaaaaaaand i'm spent
Vitamin Pb: Done. awl done.
DubtodaIll: Dr Dreidel: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 320x240]// can't find the scene[cdn-www.cracked.com image 400x238]your google-fu is weak!
IbiEvacua: anyone else misread this as 'wench fight'?
cgraves67: Never bring a metric wrench to a standard wrench fight.
TigerzDad: Dr Dreidel: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 320x240]// can't find the sceneBeat me to it!
lordargent: Gordon?[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 800x600]
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