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(Baton Rouge Advocate)   FARK ready headline: Man dies after wrench fight   (theadvocate.com) divider line 46
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2013-09-03 10:10:17 AM  
If you can can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!
carolramsey.net
 
2013-09-03 10:50:04 AM  

Vitamin Pb: If you can can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!
[carolramsey.net image 800x346]


/thread
 
2013-09-03 11:42:31 AM  
Never bring a metric wrench to a standard wrench fight.
 
2013-09-03 12:03:38 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

// can't find the scene
 
2013-09-03 12:16:33 PM  
www.teenageneighbor.com
 
2013-09-03 12:16:39 PM  
Bad case of head crabs?
 
2013-09-03 12:17:45 PM  
All I learned about wrench fights was from TF2 engis.
 
2013-09-03 12:17:48 PM  
Almost as bad as a machete fight
 
2013-09-03 12:18:04 PM  

Dr Dreidel: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 320x240]

// can't find the scene


Beat me to it!
 
2013-09-03 12:19:02 PM  

Vitamin Pb: If you can can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!
[carolramsey.net image 800x346]



Came for this, leaving fulfilled
 
2013-09-03 12:19:51 PM  
fc03.deviantart.net
 
2013-09-03 12:20:40 PM  
Gordon?

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-03 12:20:47 PM  
Oh Snap-On!
 
2013-09-03 12:21:24 PM  
I usually bring lube to a wench fight.

images.tribe.net

community.imaginefx.com
 
2013-09-03 12:21:52 PM  
At least his laptop remains secured.

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-09-03 12:27:02 PM  
Yet all of you will continue to fight against any reasonable and common-sense wrench control.
 
2013-09-03 12:27:15 PM  
Authorities say the incident ratcheted up quickly.

PD called out the vice grip squad.

Authorities searcehd for witnesses, but no one saw anything.

When the police responded, they noted this was the real thing, not a drill.

POlice hammered home the message that this will not be tolerated.

Police searched for a suspect, but he bolted.

The body had been wiped clean of clues, meaning a washer was involved.

Police said the scene was suspect, meanign something was not on the level.

Police will be placing adze with a drawing of the suspect.

Police are keeping a file on the crime.


aaaaaaaaaaaaaand i'm spent
 
2013-09-03 12:27:42 PM  
A wrench fight would imply that both parties are armed with wrenches. "Burglary suspect dies after being stuck by wrench". The headline writer and editor both should consider updating their reumes and hitting up careerbuilder and try something new in life. Communication doesn't seem to be their calling.
 
2013-09-03 12:27:44 PM  
Where was it, then? The Conservatory? The Billiard Room?
 
2013-09-03 12:28:43 PM  
Woman should have just called the police and let them kill the guy.
 
2013-09-03 12:29:06 PM  

Millennium: Where was it, then? The Conservatory? The Billiard Room?


The location was unclear, but the incident did not occur during Hammer Time.
 
2013-09-03 12:32:47 PM  
A woman walking toward her parked car at 3:35 a.m. saw that the lights were on and someone appeared to be inside the vehicle


He was breaking into their parked car? Justifiable homicide. Case dismissed.


/If I ever catch the bastard who is trying to break into cars in my neighborhood...
 
2013-09-03 12:33:45 PM  

Dr Dreidel: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 320x240]

// can't find the scene


cdn-www.cracked.com
your google-fu is weak!
 
2013-09-03 12:35:45 PM  

rickythepenguin: Authorities say the incident ratcheted up quickly.
PD called out the vice grip squad.
Authorities searcehd for witnesses, but no one saw anything.
When the police responded, they noted this was the real thing, not a drill
POlice hammered home the message that this will not be tolerated.
Police searched for a suspect, but he bolted.
The body had been wiped clean of clues, meaning a washer was involved.
Police said the scene was suspect, meanign something was not on the level.
Police will be placing adze with a drawing of the suspect.
Police are keeping a file on the crime.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand i'm spent


So you are awl down?
 
2013-09-03 12:36:39 PM  
Vitamin Pb:
So you are awl down?

Done. awl done.

/Damnit
 
2013-09-03 12:40:55 PM  

Vitamin Pb: Done. awl done.


police believe the suspect will lathe low for a while

police urged the press not to reveal crime scene details only the suspect would know
 
2013-09-03 12:43:23 PM  

Millennium: Where was it, then? The Conservatory? The Billiard Room?


They haven't got a clue
 
2013-09-03 12:43:25 PM  
RIP. This story is heart-wrenching. Too soon?
 
2013-09-03 12:49:27 PM  
anyone else misread this as 'wench fight'?
 
2013-09-03 12:52:44 PM  

DubtodaIll: Dr Dreidel: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 320x240]

// can't find the scene

[cdn-www.cracked.com image 400x238]
your google-fu is weak!


I prefer the literal version myself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ#t=184
 
2013-09-03 12:53:38 PM  
Dad,is he still moving?

No, he's stillson.
 
2013-09-03 01:03:19 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-09-03 01:17:07 PM  
That's not a wrench.  THIS is a wrench!
en.ratchet-galaxy.com
 
2013-09-03 01:21:50 PM  

IbiEvacua: anyone else misread this as 'wench fight'?


I should read the comments before commenting. -_-
 
2013-09-03 01:39:35 PM  
Never bring a brace and bit to a wrench fight
 
2013-09-03 01:46:49 PM  
twitchfilm.com
 
2013-09-03 01:59:25 PM  
Captain Hammer's little-known sidekick, Wrench Boy.

/penis
 
2013-09-03 02:04:01 PM  
Did the dude snap on him?
 
2013-09-03 02:32:24 PM  

cgraves67: Never bring a metric wrench to a standard wrench fight.


probably get away with it if you brought a 13mm to a 1/2" fight, or a 19mm to a 3/4" fight.
 
2013-09-03 02:33:31 PM  
If only he had a knife-wrench to protect himself.

/great for kids
 
2013-09-03 03:36:57 PM  

TigerzDad: Dr Dreidel: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 320x240]

// can't find the scene

Beat me to it!


And me, that was the first thing I thought of.

/I'm gonna kick some ass with my own pipe wrench
 
2013-09-03 03:50:57 PM  
"You should never go into a wrench fight armed with a wench, unless she's got a spare wrench she can loan you. In that case, the wench may be an advantage." -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey Brantgoose
 
2013-09-03 04:25:08 PM  
"He armed himself with a wrench and confronted Jerry Sheppard, 47, of 5746 Avenue K, Zachary, Kelly said."

Head asploded.
 
2013-09-03 05:11:46 PM  
Do not take away his wrench!
 
2013-09-03 07:52:44 PM  
Two men enter, one man leaves!
 
2013-09-03 09:17:17 PM  

lordargent: Gordon?

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 800x600]


that's from opposing force... so Adrian Shephard, not Gordon Freeman
 
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