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2013-09-03 12:25:15 PM
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2013-09-03 01:11:01 PM
Just imagine the nonsense (and taxpayer spending) we could avoid if we just legalized all drugs and let those who wish to kill themselves slowly do so in peace.
 
2013-09-03 01:58:16 PM

Riche: Just imagine the nonsense (and taxpayer spending) we could avoid if we just legalized all drugs and let those who wish to kill themselves slowly do so in peace.


But what about the private prison industry?

/Won't SOMEBODY think of the for profit prisons?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-09-03 02:03:03 PM

Riche: Just imagine the nonsense (and taxpayer spending) we could avoid if we just legalized all drugs and let those who wish to kill themselves slowly do so in peace.


Nice concept except while they are dropping dead slowly they will be demanding to be treated in the healthcare system.

/guess who pays those bills <looking at you and me>
 
2013-09-03 02:04:22 PM
What crack pipes might look like.

blogs-images.forbes.com

My GIS even found this particularly egregious example.

i.crackedcdn.com
 
2013-09-03 02:08:02 PM

gja: Riche: Just imagine the nonsense (and taxpayer spending) we could avoid if we just legalized all drugs and let those who wish to kill themselves slowly do so in peace.

Nice concept except while they are dropping dead slowly they will be demanding to be treated in the healthcare system.

/guess who pays those bills <looking at you and me>



If the treatment programs were run right it would still be WAAAAAY cheaper than locking them up.

Besides, if the drugs were cheap/free I bet a rather large percentage would rather die than get clean.
 
2013-09-03 02:10:25 PM

Gordon Bennett: What crack pipes might look like.

[blogs-images.forbes.com image 360x398]

My GIS even found this particularly egregious example.

[i.crackedcdn.com image 350x401]



The first pic is for crack vials.  Not sure about the second one.

/It must be a disturbing little irony when an O.D. victim is discovered surrounded by cheery little plastic flowers.
 
2013-09-03 02:15:37 PM
Not part of a balanced diet?! Why'd they let me buy it with my foodstamp card then?
 
2013-09-03 02:20:23 PM

littlebitdonedout: Not part of a balanced diet?! Why'd they let me buy it with my foodstamp card then?


*sigh*
 
2013-09-03 02:23:37 PM
"squirreled away in her private parts"
 
2013-09-03 02:25:04 PM
I don't think you're supposed to eat them.
 
2013-09-03 02:30:01 PM
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A strip search turned up a cocaine pipe squirreled away in her private parts.

That must have been one brave squirrel
 
2013-09-03 02:39:24 PM
In other recent crack-pipe-in-body-cavity news, a 30-year-old woman on Aug. 14 was found with a cocaine pipe stashed in her vagina.

I love this sentence.
 
2013-09-03 02:41:47 PM
If toast, juice and milk can make marshmallows and bleached processed corn meal into a complete breakfast I don't see why they can't do the same for a crack pipe.
 
2013-09-03 02:43:47 PM
Speak for yourself, Schlubby. I eat my crack pipes after smoking a Flintstones vitamin rock.
 
2013-09-03 02:45:02 PM
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Lose weight and feel great on my Crack Pipe-a-Day Diet.

Hey fatso. Are you tired of being fat? tried diet, excersize and even moving to Somalia but you still gain weight? It's not your fault. Your body just needs something it's not getting. Crack Cocaine!

Now, I know what you are saying "Crack cocaine is a wonderful product and is probably the greatest thing since sweeping through a crime scene after the cops leave and finding a few rocks. But it's so darn expensive and hard to get." Well get ready to be surprised as I was when I heard the word 'Probation".

You don't need a whole rock to lose weight. Just the residue in a pipe! That's right, the naturally occurring by product of professional crack smokers is your ticket to weight loss! Just take one medium sized crack pipe a day and watch the weight fall away. Don't worry! Your body will know what to do with the crack. The glass will probably lodge harmlessly in your upper digestive system! It's all good! Trust me!

So call my pay phone right away and ask for my pamphlet "Lose Wate on One Krck Pip A Day" Buy today and I'll share with you my secret for finding used crack pipes, like outside crack dens and in the hands of former addicts now deceased.  Lose weight now!
 
2013-09-03 02:46:22 PM

megarian: Speak for yourself, Schlubby. I eat my crack pipes after smoking a Flintstones vitamin rock.


If you don't yell "Yabba Dadda Do!" when the high hits, you're not a real stoner.
 
2013-09-03 02:48:38 PM
FTFA:  In other recent crack-pipe-in-body-cavity news, a 30-year-old woman on Aug. 14 was found with a cocaine pipe stashed in her vagina.

I'll never understand why women waste money on purses when nature has provided one for them...
 
2013-09-03 02:55:52 PM

Harry Freakstorm: megarian: Speak for yourself, Schlubby. I eat my crack pipes after smoking a Flintstones vitamin rock.

If you don't yell "Yabba Dadda Do!" when the high hits, you're not a real stoner.


Also, you must make a minimum of 5 stone or rock jokes.

/gets my rocks off?
 
2013-09-03 02:59:16 PM

Harry Freakstorm: [blogs.tcpalm.com image 149x181]

A strip search turned up a cocaine pipe squirreled away in her private parts beaver.


FTFY

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2013-09-03 03:00:08 PM

gja: Riche: Just imagine the nonsense (and taxpayer spending) we could avoid if we just legalized all drugs and let those who wish to kill themselves slowly do so in peace.

Nice concept except while they are dropping dead slowly they will be demanding to be treated in the healthcare system.

/guess who pays those bills <looking at you and me>


As someone else noted, the bill to incarcerate them far exceeds the healthcare costs. Not only that but people that are addicted to the fukitol level drugs like meth and crack don't tend to sit in hospitals and recuperate for long periods of time. They just die early, thus further reducing healthcare costs.
 
2013-09-03 03:16:10 PM

Gordon Bennett: What crack pipes might look like.

[blogs-images.forbes.com image 360x398]

My GIS even found this particularly egregious example.

[i.crackedcdn.com image 350x401]


The second pic is of meth pipes. They put it inside the bowl and heat it from the outside,
 
2013-09-03 03:24:10 PM
Something kept Whitney Houston healthy!
 
2013-09-03 03:24:35 PM
"Here, have a nice tuber instead .."

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"No, this isn't meth, it's a tuber .."

boyculture.typepad.com
 
2013-09-03 03:31:20 PM

Gordon Bennett: What crack pipes might look like.

[blogs-images.forbes.com image 360x398]

My GIS even found this particularly egregious example.

[i.crackedcdn.com image 350x401]


I remember 20 years ago when I first saw those in this shiatty store near where I worked. Took me a while to figure out why the crackheads were buying them.
 
2013-09-03 03:54:03 PM
Then how do you expect the super models to get down to a minus 5 size?

Crack pipes can replace up to half of the super model's daily grape.
 
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2013-09-03 04:40:37 PM
 
2013-09-03 06:48:35 PM

Riche: Gordon Bennett: What crack pipes might look like.

[blogs-images.forbes.com image 360x398]

My GIS even found this particularly egregious example.

[i.crackedcdn.com image 350x401]


The first pic is for crack vials.  Not sure about the second one.

/It must be a disturbing little irony when an O.D. victim is discovered surrounded by cheery little plastic flowers.


Not crack vials, which used to be used in lieu of plastic baggies for selling crack. Those straight glass tubes are frequently sold with Chore Boy-type steel wool pads, which are stuffed into the pipe as a way to keep burning crack from getting to your lips.

/works with addicts
//has seen all sorts of crazy shiat
///bath salts...wow.
 
2013-09-03 07:19:39 PM

art_shamsky: Not crack vials, which used to be used in lieu of plastic baggies for selling crack. Those straight glass tubes are frequently sold with Chore Boy-type steel wool pads, which are stuffed into the pipe as a way to keep burning crack from getting to your lips.


Interesting.  I did not know that.

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I smoke all of my crack, meth, and (when I want to relax) PCP out of a briar pipe.  Nice and classy.

pipesmagazine.com
 
2013-09-03 08:48:01 PM

art_shamsky: Riche: Gordon Bennett: What crack pipes might look like.

[blogs-images.forbes.com image 360x398]

My GIS even found this particularly egregious example.

[i.crackedcdn.com image 350x401]


The first pic is for crack vials.  Not sure about the second one.

/It must be a disturbing little irony when an O.D. victim is discovered surrounded by cheery little plastic flowers.

Not crack vials, which used to be used in lieu of plastic baggies for selling crack. Those straight glass tubes are frequently sold with Chore Boy-type steel wool pads, which are stuffed into the pipe as a way to keep burning crack from getting to your lips.

/works with addicts
//has seen all sorts of crazy shiat
///bath salts...wow.


Note:

Do NOT use Brillo Pads in lieu of Chore Boy.

You're welcome.
 
2013-09-03 09:11:43 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: If toast, juice and milk can make marshmallows and bleached processed corn meal into a complete breakfast I don't see why they can't do the same for a crack pipe.


Probably has more dietary fiber.
 
2013-09-03 09:53:19 PM
Will Greenlee is a terrible writer who relies on the same tired "X is not Y" formula for virtually every story he has mangled.

I don't care if he is a paid advertiser, his blog sucks.
 
2013-09-04 12:38:27 PM

gja: Riche: Just imagine the nonsense (and taxpayer spending) we could avoid if we just legalized all drugs and let those who wish to kill themselves slowly do so in peace.

Nice concept except while they are dropping dead slowly they will be demanding to be treated in the healthcare system.

/guess who pays those bills <looking at you and me>



Those same conditions still apply while drugs are outlawed. Chronic drug abusers are already damaging their bodies, and being unemployable drug addicts already makes them eligible for free health care treatment through several existing social programs.

Legalizing will at least give people who haven't lost everything an opportunity to seek treatment without fear of punishment. Lots of "functional" alcoholic/addicts are afraid to get help because of the potential risks associated with getting honest.
 
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