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(MK Web)   What? So you're not actually allowed to shampoo your privates on a bus anymore?   (mkweb.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, indecency, Bletchley Park, shampoos  
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2920 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Sep 2013 at 8:14 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-03 08:18:49 AM  
It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane
 
2013-09-03 08:20:11 AM  
Obviously this was not in Murica, cuz we haz Freedums!
 
2013-09-03 08:22:05 AM  
What about corporals and sergeants?
 
2013-09-03 08:25:51 AM  

dittybopper: What about corporals and sergeants?


Only if you're young, attractive and white. See: too pretty for jail rule.
 
2013-09-03 08:31:11 AM  
www.brandlingvilla.co.uk

/disconsolate
 
2013-09-03 08:31:46 AM  
Not sure you were ever allowed to Subby. Not even on Megabus.
 
2013-09-03 08:46:01 AM  
Thanks, Obama!
 
2013-09-03 08:47:05 AM  
Was it the 10:15 to Nutley?
 
2013-09-03 08:57:03 AM  
Milne, who was described as 'semi-erect' during the act, added: "I was treated like a hardened criminal."

*snert*
 
2013-09-03 09:00:17 AM  
If he was only Semi Erect, there is no way he deserved to be treated like a hardened criminal.
 
2013-09-03 09:00:33 AM  
Best pet grooming slogan ever was on 'Are you being served?' Back in the 70's "if your pussy's in the mood, have it clipped, have it clipped and then shampooed"
 
2013-09-03 09:03:39 AM  

hagoss01: It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane


But I like to flush right at orgasm, the vacuum pressure intensifies the pleasure
 
2013-09-03 09:43:41 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: hagoss01: It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane

But I like to flush right at orgasm, the vacuum pressure intensifies the pleasure


Its the only blowjob some people ever get. Don't judge them.
 
2013-09-03 09:47:03 AM  

dittybopper: What about corporals and sergeants?


it took three posts to get to this?  I am disappoint.
 
2013-09-03 10:14:14 AM  
I blame bush.
 
2013-09-03 10:16:53 AM  
He should have used the "necessity" defense.  Taken from the Free Legal Dictionary:

Almost all common-law and statutory definitions of the necessity defense include the following elements: (1) the defendant acted to avoid a significant risk of harm; (2) no adequate lawful means could have been used to escape the harm; and (3) the harm avoided was greater than that caused by breaking the law.

The harm was pain to his groin area.  The proof of there being no other adequate lawful means is that he used shampoo, having no other ointment.  And the harm avoided (prolonging of serious personal pain) was greater than that caused by others being exposed to the sight of his junk.

That's assuming he's not just making crap up...
 
2013-09-03 10:42:43 AM  

mod3072: I blame bush.


I assume you have a spare keyboard to give me now that this one has coffee all over it, ya bastard.
 
2013-09-03 11:06:39 AM  
"I'll shampoo my Privates anywhere I  !*@%^^%*&! WANT to shampoo my Privates!"

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-03 11:49:46 AM  
Exactly what sort of painful crotch condition would be  improved by the application of the shampoo that you always carry when you go on the bus?
 
2013-09-03 11:55:43 AM  

Speef: Exactly what sort of painful crotch condition would be  improved by the application of the shampoo that you always carry when you go on the bus?


Bus crabs.
 
2013-09-03 12:22:58 PM  
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first boarded the bus that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've ridden a lot of buses, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
 
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