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(Fox News)   Israel admits they did a "missile test" with the US in the Mediterranean. Uh huh, suuuuure. A "missile test"?. All those who believe this, stand on your head   (foxnews.com) divider line 61
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2013-09-03 08:51:15 AM
Oh, THAT missile?  It's not like the middle east is a hornet's nest or on pins and needles about anything.  We just wanted to drum up a little laundry business by moving everyone's shorts to condition brown.
 
2013-09-03 09:02:01 AM
Ugh, Israel has a right to exist and defend itself. Just because a few rotten countries with a rotten religion don't like it, doesn't mean they shouldn't exist or defend their people.
 
2013-09-03 09:04:39 AM
And who owns the laundries??!?

Da Jews!!!
 
2013-09-03 09:06:04 AM

Momjong: Ugh, Israel has a right to exist and defend itself. Just because a few rotten countries with a rotten religion don't like it, doesn't mean they shouldn't exist or defend their people.


Wow, you beat the hell out of that strawman!
 
2013-09-03 09:06:10 AM
Okay...It's early and I haven't had my coffee yet, so maybe I'm a bit slow...if it wasn't a missile test, what is  subbyproposing that it was?
 
2013-09-03 09:11:59 AM

Momjong: Ugh, Israel has a right to exist and defend itself. Just because a few rotten countries with a rotten religion don't like it, doesn't mean they shouldn't exist or defend their people.


You can do better than that, really.
 
2013-09-03 09:12:50 AM

Weidbrewer: Okay...It's early and I haven't had my coffee yet, so maybe I'm a bit slow...if it wasn't a missile test, what is  subbyproposing that it was?


This was exactly what I was thinking.

Who WERE they aiming at? American ships? Or Kaiju rising from the sea?

/also need coffee...
 
2013-09-03 09:14:28 AM
Yes, because there are ships in the Med and training to shoot down missiles shot at them might come in handy soon.
 
2013-09-03 09:16:28 AM
So there wasn't a test launch, and everybody's detection systems just coincidentally happened to malfunction in exactly the same way creating the impression of a launch?

Is that what you're saying, subby?
 
2013-09-03 09:16:39 AM

Weidbrewer: Okay...It's early and I haven't had my coffee yet, so maybe I'm a bit slow...if it wasn't a missile test, what is  subbyproposing that it was?


That is what I was wondering, we would have heard by now if it had hit something.
 
2013-09-03 09:16:45 AM

Weidbrewer: Okay...It's early and I haven't had my coffee yet, so maybe I'm a bit slow...if it wasn't a missile test, what is  subbyproposing that it was?


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2013-09-03 09:17:03 AM
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2013-09-03 09:18:29 AM

king_nacho: Weidbrewer: Okay...It's early and I haven't had my coffee yet, so maybe I'm a bit slow...if it wasn't a missile test, what is  subbyproposing that it was?

That is what I was wondering, we would have heard by now if it had hit something.


My thought process exactly.   They might not tell us if they were taking out targets, but anyone we'd be aiming at would be screaming bloody farking murder if something went boom.
 
2013-09-03 09:18:44 AM
On a side note, given the fact that the region has been "tense" well sense forever. When would have been a better time for them to do it?
 
2013-09-03 09:19:01 AM
US, UK, Russia and others have ships stacked up in the Mediterranean and everyone's very nervous.

Israel: "Psst ... Hold my beer and watch this!"
 
2013-09-03 09:19:15 AM
maybe they were just callibrating the equipment.  sorry grammer nazi. its early.
 
2013-09-03 09:20:33 AM

Weidbrewer: king_nacho: Weidbrewer: Okay...It's early and I haven't had my coffee yet, so maybe I'm a bit slow...if it wasn't a missile test, what is  subbyproposing that it was?

That is what I was wondering, we would have heard by now if it had hit something.

My thought process exactly.   They might not tell us if they were taking out targets, but anyone we'd be aiming at would be screaming bloody farking murder if something went boom.


Bingo, We couldn't hide stealth helicopters at night in a region with spotty phone service from being reported on Twitter, missiles going boom, even harder to hide.
 
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2013-09-03 09:26:13 AM
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2013-09-03 09:30:50 AM

Momjong: Ugh, Israel has a right to exist and defend itself. Just because a few rotten countries with a rotten religion don't like it, doesn't mean they shouldn't exist or defend their people.


you feel the same about Iran then right?
 
2013-09-03 09:34:56 AM
 
2013-09-03 09:37:42 AM
I was confused by what sort of target rocket they said was used, it was a Black Sparrow made by Rafael Link
 
2013-09-03 09:38:16 AM

Hobodeluxe: Momjong: Ugh, Israel has a right to exist and defend itself. Just because a few rotten countries with a rotten religion don't like it, doesn't mean they shouldn't exist or defend their people.

you feel the same about Iran then right?


Yes, but Iran isn't defending itself, it's constantly trying to wipe out the Jewish state. That's a horse of a different color. If Iran keeps to itself, fark 'em.
 
2013-09-03 09:40:51 AM
fark Israel.
 
2013-09-03 09:44:44 AM

Momjong: Ugh, Israel has a right to exist and defend itself. Just because a few rotten countries with a rotten religion don't like it, doesn't mean they shouldn't exist or defend their people.


No country has a "right" to exist.
 
2013-09-03 09:46:03 AM
Probably testing the waters.  Fire up a few missiles, see who reacts.  If they react, use it as pretense to go apeshiat.  If they don't, call it a "test".  I guess technically, it is still correct to call it a test.
 
2013-09-03 09:48:01 AM
Momjong: Ugh, Israel has a right to exist and defend itself. Just because a few rotten countries with a rotten religion don't like it, doesn't mean they shouldn't exist or defend their people.

Hobodeluxe:  you feel the same about Iran then right?


Iran says that Israel doesn't have a right to exist and defend itself.  Liberals agree.

What's the community organizer going to do when they fire back?
 
2013-09-03 09:57:42 AM
So who's going to win the game?

Da Bears!
 
2013-09-03 10:24:50 AM
We shot a missile into space,
we fear it fell to earth someplace.
Although we were aiming for the sea
Interfax claims we hit Zabadani

Now al-Assad is hopping mad
because, it seems, our aim was bad
And all our work and expertise
will probably not protect the Israelis.

/deepest apologies to MAD magazine for the poem rip-off
 
2013-09-03 10:37:08 AM

Neighborhood Watch: What's the community organizer going to do when they fire back?


Seeing as that link is from 2006 I'm going to guess that the "community organizer" is going to hop in his famous time machine and do something that you'll disagree with, no matter what it is that he does?
 
2013-09-03 10:44:31 AM
If Romney was in office, the bloviating hunchbacks on the right would be viokently fapping at the idea of firing missiles at Syria.
 
2013-09-03 10:45:50 AM
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2013-09-03 10:48:12 AM
fark Israel. They are nothing but troublemakers.
 
2013-09-03 10:48:30 AM
Oh good lord, it's just a Sea Sparrow.  Nobody that could detect it's launch could have confused it for something Israel could use to attack a ship or land target.  Completely different flight profiles.
 
2013-09-03 10:50:08 AM
Neighborhood Watch: What's the community organizer going to do when they fire back?

Stevenboof: Seeing as that link is from 2006 I'm going to guess that the "community organizer" is going to hop in his famous time machine and do something that you'll disagree with, no matter what it is that he does?


Hey Sparky, the link is from 2006 since that was the last time that Syria/Iran/Hezbollah struck a naval ship with a missile capable of hitting it.In the intervening years, that anti-ship missile capability has only increased.

Put them side by side; Bibi and Barack.  Which one do you think will do what when one of their nation's navies are struck by potent anti-ship missiles in response to these 'limited strikes'?  Or to put in another way, which one do you think has a plan?

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2013-09-03 10:53:57 AM
Israel admits they did a "missile test" with the US in the Mediterranean. Uh huh, suuuuure. A "missile test"?. All those who believe this, stand on your head

Why wouldn't they conduct a test?  WTF?  If it wasn't a test, what was it?  Are you suggesting they wanted to start and attack and the very first missile they fired didn't reach a target so they changed their minds?  Are you standing on your head?
 
2013-09-03 10:56:11 AM

Click Click D'oh: Oh good lord, it's just a Sea Sparrow.  Nobody that could detect it's launch could have confused it for something Israel could use to attack a ship or land target.  Completely different flight profiles.


That's what I was coming in here to say.  This explanation is actually quite believable.  RIM-7 or AIM-7 are about the same size as the homebrew rockets that are regularly fired at Israel.  Good analogue for testing a counter-rocket system.  The Russians chose words that they knew would invoke the idea of strategic missiles in the minds of the uninitiated and get everybody all riled up.
 
2013-09-03 11:00:17 AM

Click Click D'oh: Oh good lord, it's just a Sea Sparrow.  Nobody that could detect it's launch could have confused it for something Israel could use to attack a ship or land target.  Completely different flight profiles.


pag1107: Click Click D'oh: Oh good lord, it's just a Sea Sparrow.  Nobody that could detect it's launch could have confused it for something Israel could use to attack a ship or land target.  Completely different flight profiles.

That's what I was coming in here to say.  This explanation is actually quite believable.  RIM-7 or AIM-7 are about the same size as the homebrew rockets that are regularly fired at Israel.  Good analogue for testing a counter-rocket system.  The Russians chose words that they knew would invoke the idea of strategic missiles in the minds of the uninitiated and get everybody all riled up.


Not an AIM-7, it was a "Black Sparrow" which is an Israeli radar target missile.

Rafael PDF for Black and Blue Sparrow
 
2013-09-03 11:00:34 AM

RRicochet: fark Israel. They are nothing but troublemakers.


People in glass houses SHOULD NOT throw stones.

I urge you, and folks with a similar axe to grind, to look at the the USA.
Ask yourself if you are applying the  same standard to yourself that you do to the Jews.

Here's a wikipedia reference the the USA's military involvement throughout its VERY short history as a country.

Please educate yourself before you chuck stones from your glass house.
 
2013-09-03 11:15:28 AM
Would prefer a Missle filled with joints test to a joint missle test, would probably be more effective too.
 
2013-09-03 11:16:20 AM

Weidbrewer: Okay...It's early and I haven't had my coffee yet, so maybe I'm a bit slow...if it wasn't a missile test, what is subby proposing that it was?



Knowing Fark, I'm going with "failed nuclear first strike on Damascus."
 
2013-09-03 11:20:42 AM
All you anti-Zionist farktards really need to read up on old Palestine and the Palestinian people. They only want what they don't have yet and when they get it they do nothing with it. You could close Israel, move every Jew to Florida and they'd turn it into a sewer in a year.

The bottom line is that their farked up religion dictates that they kill unbelievers and the Jews, more importantly. It's not about land, water or agriculture. It's about wiping out the entire Jewish line.

You liberals were wrong about what our involvement in WWII should have been, most liberals didn't want to get involved and 6 million people were wiped out because of your bullshiat. The Muslim/Arab world is blood thirsty for what they feel they lost when they retreated after Spain and the rest of Europe kicked them the hell out. It's about the money stupid, the money. Not the land, not the water, not the agriculture, not the borders, not the religion, not the god, not the women, not the children, not peace, not what's fair....MONEY.
 
2013-09-03 11:22:22 AM

BigNumber12: Weidbrewer: Okay...It's early and I haven't had my coffee yet, so maybe I'm a bit slow...if it wasn't a missile test, what is subby proposing that it was?


Knowing Fark, I'm going with "failed nuclear first strike on Damascus."


The Jews are using a new way to crucify sky Jesus again with their evil Hollywood propaganda missile that will explode into a Kosher controlled coupe of the local banking system.

Duh!  Any sensible Politics tab Farker knows that.
 
2013-09-03 11:30:12 AM

NostroZ: BigNumber12: Weidbrewer: Okay...It's early and I haven't had my coffee yet, so maybe I'm a bit slow...if it wasn't a missile test, what is subby proposing that it was?


Knowing Fark, I'm going with "failed nuclear first strike on Damascus."

The Jews are using a new way to crucify sky Jesus again with their evil Hollywood propaganda missile that will explode into a Kosher controlled coupe of the local banking system.

Duh!  Any sensible Politics tab Farker knows that.


So....vote Democrat?
 
2013-09-03 11:41:11 AM
They have to be aiming at one of our destroyers. I think we've retired all of the Frigates by now.
 
2013-09-03 11:41:39 AM
There's someone missing from this thread. A small insect who could tell us exactly what the Jews were up to. Maybe he'll swing by and help us out.
 
2013-09-03 11:58:44 AM

Momjong: Ugh, Israel has a right to exist and defend itself. Just because a few rotten countries with a rotten religion don't like it, doesn't mean they shouldn't exist or defend their people.


This
 
2013-09-03 12:10:47 PM

the_rhino: fark Israel.


fark the whole country?!?! You greedy bast-age!

I just want select members of the country.

I'll start here.
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I'm going to end here:
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There will be a few in the middle.
 
2013-09-03 12:12:57 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: the_rhino: fark Israel.

fark the whole country?!?! You greedy bast-age!

I just want select members of the country.

I'll start here.
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I'm going to end here:
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There will be a few in the middle.


dump them before they hit 40

/you will thank me later
 
2013-09-03 12:21:30 PM
What a missile by Rafael might look like:

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2013-09-03 12:27:27 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Momjong: Ugh, Israel has a right to exist and defend itself. Just because a few rotten countries with a rotten religion don't like it, doesn't mean they shouldn't exist or defend their people.

This


"This", what? "This strawman?" "This vicious beating of said strawman?" Feh. The only thing worse than posting such a stupid strawman is watching someone post "This", without an additional thought at all.
 
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