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(BBC)   Dennis Rodman is sick and tired of poverty, starvation, despair and overall gloom. Leaves Chicago for North Korea once more   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 34
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2013-09-03 08:42:59 AM  
Didn't get enough of young leaders rocket last time ?
 
2013-09-03 08:43:57 AM  
Am I to assume every subby of a piece with a joke about Detroit, Cleveland, or Chicago lives in a trailer park in Sister Fister, AR, population 75, that is about to finally get running water and a Druther's, not necessarily in that order?
 
2013-09-03 08:47:28 AM  

EyeballKid: Am I to assume every subby of a piece with a joke about Detroit, Cleveland, or Chicago lives in a trailer park in Sister Fister, AR, population 75, that is about to finally get running water and a Druther's, not necessarily in that order?


actually, I'm from a nice town in MA
 
2013-09-03 08:48:06 AM  
I think Rodman should stay there, im pretty sure we could sign him over to them if it came down to it.
 
2013-09-03 08:48:35 AM  
Is Vice piggybacking on this one again? That last report was great.
 
2013-09-03 08:55:37 AM  
I thought that he came out saying that it was all a joke last time? Is he sure that his jokes are appreciated still?
 
2013-09-03 08:56:40 AM  
For some reason I don't think Rodman realizes that Jong-Un just executed one of his ex-girlfriends for making a sex tape. What does he think is going to happen when Outstanding Leader learns that his manly sports hero likes to dress in drag.
 
2013-09-03 08:58:38 AM  
Despair and gloom?

He must hang around a lot of Cubs fans.
 
2013-09-03 08:59:59 AM  

EyeballKid: Am I to assume every subby of a piece with a joke about Detroit, Cleveland, or Chicago lives in a trailer park in Sister Fister, AR, population 75, that is about to finally get running water and a Druther's, not necessarily in that order?


Druther's?

It's m first day back at work after a long weekend, and you're hitting me with an Andy Dandytale flashback?

//Well played.
 
2013-09-03 09:10:39 AM  

1derful: For some reason I don't think Rodman realizes that Jong-Un just executed one of his ex-girlfriends for making a sex tape. What does he think is going to happen when Outstanding Leader learns that his manly sports hero likes to dress in drag.


Happy ending?
 
2013-09-03 09:16:29 AM  

somedude210: actually, I'm from a nice town in MA


Ah, a Masshole.

1derful: What does he think is going to happen when Outstanding Leader learns that his manly sports hero likes to dress in drag.


Maybe that's why he gets invited?

Dennis Rodman is sick and tired of poverty, starvation, despair and overall gloom. Leaves Chicago...

Rodman is originally from Jersey and now lives in California.
 
2013-09-03 09:18:26 AM  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Druther's

Seems appropriate
 
2013-09-03 09:20:37 AM  
Bet you a dollar Un treats him to underage sex slaves and a lavish vacation. Rodman is first class scum.
 
2013-09-03 09:40:47 AM  
[Repeat from other Kim thread]

Does this guy know that Kim just executed a bunch of entertainers with machine guns?  In front of their families?  Then incarcarated the families for a life of hard labor for "guilt by association"?

If Rodman wasn't an outragous douche before this, he certainly has upped the level to a collosal degree now.
 
2013-09-03 09:42:42 AM  

archichris: Bet you a dollar Un treats him to underage sex slaves and a lavish vacation. Rodman is first class scum.


Funny, I was just thinking something similar.  Maybe not pedo-level stuff, but at least his pick of eager to please Nork women.  It's well documented that Un has a hard-on for basketball, especially the Jordan-era Bulls.
 
2013-09-03 09:49:31 AM  
North Korea's Dream Team

None smaller than 5'3", 105 lbs. Giants among their peers.
 
2013-09-03 09:49:32 AM  
I'm pretty confident that I speak for all my fellow Chicagoans when I express the desire that he'd stay in North Korea.
 
2013-09-03 09:50:57 AM  

EyeballKid: Sister Fister, AR


That was funny as hell.
 
2013-09-03 09:59:09 AM  
Is there anyway the general public can request a mission from the CIA?  Nothing too terrible, just destroy his passport and any other documentation that could allow him to prove his citizenship or way of getting back to the US.  It wouldn't be hard, many of us are already trying to deny ever hearing of whatshisname who played basketball and wore dresses.
 
2013-09-03 11:11:02 AM  
Dennis Rodman = Jong-Un's house slave. Really, Rodman, Jong-Un just executed his ex-girlfriend for a petty reason. I wish your advisers (if you still have any) would really push you to stop visiting North Korea.
 
2013-09-03 12:20:50 PM  

skinink: Dennis Rodman = Jong-Un's house slave. Really, Rodman, Jong-Un just executed his ex-girlfriend for a petty reason. I wish your advisers (if you still have any) would really push you to stop visiting North Korea.


I don't think that would help any.  If he would stop being such a horses arse on his own, it migh carry some weight.
I like the idea of not letting him back in the country.  "You like it so much - stay there.  Jerk."
 
2013-09-03 12:23:03 PM  

DubtodaIll: Is Vice piggybacking on this one again? That last report was great.


That last scene where the Globetrotters walk out onto a public court and show some tricks to kids was pretty powerful (whether it was "staged" or not by the handlers is really beside the point). You know damn well every 10-11 year old there had been subjected already to plenty of "all Americans are evil invaders" propaganda yet their first up close encounter with Westerners ended up being such a friendly one.
 
2013-09-03 12:23:18 PM  
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Doom, despair and agony on me.
 
2013-09-03 12:53:26 PM  
You make PORN movies and dress in DRAG!!!!

I have solution for YOU Dennis Wodman

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2013-09-03 01:11:04 PM  

1derful: For some reason I don't think Rodman realizes that Jong-Un just executed one of his ex-girlfriends for making a sex tape. What does he think is going to happen when Outstanding Leader learns that his manly sports hero likes to dress in drag.


Or he executed her because she and his wife are rivals from way back, and the pornography charge was made up so he could slander her along with executing her.

The Kim's don't get the benefit of the doubt here.
 
2013-09-03 01:41:45 PM  

JohnCarter: I have solution for YOU Dennis Wodman


Scope + iron sights? I wonder how well that works. Where'd he get such an oddball setup anyway? Oh right...juche.

/Either that scope is enormous, or the rifle is tiny. I think the latter.
 
2013-09-03 02:14:30 PM  
fark Dennis Rodman...fark that scumbag piece of shiat.

If anyone liked him before this (and I'm sure that was a small number of people), how the fark can they justify liking this douchebag now?
 
2013-09-03 02:36:47 PM  

Big_Doofus: fark Dennis Rodman...fark that scumbag piece of shiat.

If anyone liked him before this (and I'm sure that was a small number of people), how the fark can they justify liking this douchebag now?


Yeah - what a d-bag....doing humanitarian work and all.  He should be doing drugs and hookers!
 
2013-09-03 02:46:57 PM  

Hiro Nakamura: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Druther's

Seems appropriate


Huh. Thanks, the reference was totally lost on me...

/Every time I hear "druthers", I think of Beavis and Butthead watching "DMV" by Primus...
//"Hey, Butthead, let's go get some druthers!"
 
2013-09-03 02:52:30 PM  

somedude210: EyeballKid: Am I to assume every subby of a piece with a joke about Detroit, Cleveland, or Chicago lives in a trailer park in Sister Fister, AR, population 75, that is about to finally get running water and a Druther's, not necessarily in that order?

actually, I'm from a nice town in MA


So it's running water and a Dunkin' Donuts?
 
2013-09-03 03:24:34 PM  

Nightsweat: So it's running water and a Dunkin' Donuts?


Personally, I'm a Honey Dew fan. Don't live in a trailer park though
 
2013-09-03 06:41:10 PM  
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They could remake this with Rodman taking Pryor's role and Lil Kim Jong-un as the kid.
 
2013-09-04 08:55:02 AM  
Maybe this time a shooting war will result. He didn't quite push hard enough last time.
 
2013-09-04 10:53:27 AM  
Subby, don't forget that Rodman started with the Pistons, so he's also leaving Detroit behind.  S'pose you could toss in San Antonio from his year with the Spurs, but didn't win a title there.
I think Dear Leader is pleased by The Worm's hair style(s). - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let%27s_trim_our_hair_in_accordance_with _ the_socialist_lifestyle
 
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