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(Cracked)   Five celebrities you didn't know ass-kicked their way to fame (Drew just drank his way to stardom)   (cracked.com) divider line 13
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2013-09-03 08:35:23 AM  
How about 5 crappy list sites that recycle news all day long for click-bait.

1) cracked
2) buzzfeed
3) all the others.
 
2013-09-03 08:58:45 AM  
Off your knees subby.
Kiss ass like a man.
 
2013-09-03 09:05:37 AM  
Sure, we may not have known the details, but those aren't exactly stretches.  This was just a list of beefy guys with the startling revelation "yeah, they were bodyguards before they got screen time".  Big surprise.

I was expecting to find out Dakota Fanning was an MMA fighter, or Gilbert Gottfried worked as a bouncer in Studio 54.  Something interesting.
 
2013-09-03 09:25:03 AM  

Khellendros: Gilbert Gottfried worked as a bouncer in Studio 54. Something interesting.


He was a body guard, if by body you mean cocaine and by protect you mean keep inside his person
 
2013-09-03 09:38:19 AM  
No James Dohan?
 
2013-09-03 10:13:12 AM  
Hey Cracked/Submitter...

Wipe Drew's splooge off your chin and write a bigger check next time.

Note this day. Fark isn't even trying anymore.
 
2013-09-03 10:27:26 AM  

Generation_D: How about 5 crappy list sites that recycle news all day long for click-bait.

1) cracked

fark
2) buzzfeed
3) all the others.
 
2013-09-03 10:30:23 AM  
Cracked has good video content.

I've never been tempted to click through to the second page of one of their articles. They all read like they were written by the same person.
 
2013-09-03 10:46:12 AM  

Generation_D: How about 5 crappy list sites that recycle news all day long for click-bait.

1) cracked
2) buzzfeed
3) all the others.


In Cracked's defense, they publish good quality writing and research.  Buzzfeed is a little more "30 penguins who are so cute."
 
2013-09-03 12:32:10 PM  
Ass kicked their way to fame? I have never heard of Chuck Zito until today, so really "How famous is he'?
 
2013-09-03 12:39:06 PM  
Really? I saw this headline in TF and thought "Wow. That's so desperate-- adding the Drew part-- that it has to end up red." and yet here it is.

Color me surprised.
 
2013-09-03 08:38:24 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Really? I saw this headline in TF and thought "Wow. That's so desperate-- adding the Drew part-- that it has to end up red." and yet here it is.

Color me surprised.


yep. i don't think i will re-up my TF when it comes due. too many things get sent to the dumpster that should be greened. it's getting sad.
 
2013-09-03 11:22:59 PM  

bratface: I have never heard of Chuck Zito until today, so really "How famous is he'?


I just watched him on Chopped about an hour ago - had never heard of him before that.
 
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